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tylersayscool · 23 hours

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help, I'm resisting the urge to make a gut-wrenching brocedes × jesus/judas core post i-

#brocedes #this is sick #somebody help me #the voices #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #formula one #formula 1 #f1

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nanakiwii · 3 days

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STARDEW VALLEY HANNIGRAM???

What the actual-?!

Really????

The voices won.

I regret nothing.

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Prison was boring.

Being locked up, as Hannibal expected, was all about routine and schedule. You wake up, eat, shower and shit when they tell you to. Good behavior was the key to bring back some of his old life pleasures: books and music, for example, were some of those achievements he earned.

But, Hannibal sensed he still needed something, or, someone to fill this void he called existence. After three years of isolation and intense silence, Hannibal couldn't help but to dig in every interaction he shared with his beloved.

In the time while they were apart, Will - somehow - managed to get engaged and marry a faceless woman and, as much as it hurt Hannibal, he couldn't deny he was happy to see Will as desperate as himself to try to easy the pain of their distance.

The lack of human contact didn't do great to his temperament and Hannibal knew we was becoming more "sassy" as days passed. He was bored. The bliss of the attention he received by the media was gone for ages. He found every assumption of his "diagnose" wrong and very dumb. "If this is the proof of human brightness, then we're destined to live in darkness" he thought.

It was this boredom that made him poke Alana Bloom until he discovered a way to taunt Will and to end his sickening loneliness.

Stardew Valley.

Apparently, it was farming game he could play with friends and family. And who was Will if not a friend and part of his family? Well, Hannibal guessed he had to find a way to play this exquisite video game with his precious Will.

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~ Inspired by this horrendous comic I drew on the printscreen brush tool a long time ago while I was sleep deprived and very very bored.

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Will: "What is this game about?"

Hannibal: "I suppose it's a farm game, Will."

Will: "And, why you wanna play with me?"

Hannibal: "Well, Alana commented about it, and I'm curious."

Will: "I don't believe you."

Hannibal: "Come on, Will. I'm locked and bored. Help me out."

Will: "Fine."

Later...

Will *behind a computer screen*: "I still don't know how you manage to have those things."

Hannibal *also behind a computer screen*: "I'm a very behaved prisoner."

Will: "..."

Will: "No, look, let's just play."

[Stardew Valley home screen]

Hannibal: "Soo much hair options."

Will: "Shut up."

Hannibal: "What do I put on 'favorite thing?'"

Hannibal: "Such a hard question!"

Will: "I wrote 'dogs'"

Hannibal: "Yeah, I suppose you did."

Will: "You want me to ask, don't you?"

Hannibal: "Ask what?"

Will: "What did you write?"

Hannibal: "Oh, hoho... You would be surprised."

Will: "If you say 'pork' I'll kill you."

Hannibal: "Then, you better pick a knife."

Will: "Fuck you and your cannibal jokes, Hannibal!"

Hannibal: "Me and my jokes."

[Hannibal's character building screen:

Name: Hannibal M.D

Farm Name: Hospital

Favorite Thing: Will Graham ]

End.

AGAIN: SORRY ABOUT THE MAJOR GRAMMAR AND ENGLISH ERRORS. I WAS HALF ASLEEP HALF ALIVE AND I NEEDED SOME CRACK FIC TO KEEP GOING!

I wanted to post it somewhere because I keep laughing alone about what I made and wanted to share with other people.

The art is shit, but someday I'll make something better (I probably won't. Will I?)

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shrooomcat · 18 days

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Dune Part Two dir.Denis Villeneuve

Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica

Please notice her tiniest jaw twitch and nostril flare please zoom in to see omg she kept her reverend mother cool but then inside she got so emotional when she heard the emperor talking shit about her Duke uhhhhh

#dune part two #filmedit #rebecca ferguson #oscar isaac #lady jessica #leto atreides #duke leto #Leto Atreides x lady Jessica #somebody help me #puhlease #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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ifisawyoueverydayforeverwill · 3 months

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I want everyone to look at this image and tell me if that's not the look of someone longing but knowing it's not the time for what he wants.

This happened multiple times before and he knew how to respond to Mobius so he could stand back and let him continue.

But that leaves me thinking, how did he figure out? How did he first reacted to Mobius demanding his attention? What did he have to say first to get to the conclusion that he just needed to say "trust me" and "watch" ?

Did he ever tried explaining it to him? How did that go? I need so much answers and that's a perfect opportunity for heartbreaking fics (or in the best of cases a cannon spin off)

But I can't sleep and my heart aches with Loki's tragedy. I feel like a child having watched a very well performed Shakespeare play for the first time in my life.

#somebody help me #the feels are to much #loki meta #marvel meta #marvel loki #fic prompt #loki fanfic #loki #loki series #loki season two #loki season 2 #lokius #mobius m. mobius #mobius m mobius #mobius #tom hiddelson #owen wilson

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kittykatstiles · 1 month

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it’s been over 10 years since i ship them but sterek brainrot is still going hard and strong to this day… my brain inserts them in every piece of media i’ve encountered they are in every book i read every movie i watch every song i listen to they are literally everywhere

i will never be able to move on from them for the rest of my life…..

#sterek #derek x stiles #somebody help me #but i’m loving it tho

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kyri45 · 6 months

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I lost control of my life pls I should go to sleep (sequel of THIS post)

#somebody help me #kyri45 #my art #tadc #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #human au #human!pomni

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todayisyourturntolose · 7 months

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i am insane. i am but a rabid dog. i am clawing, scratching, biting at the walls. i am shedding tears. i am throwing up. i am hooping, hollering, screaming, wallowing in my own filth. i need a moment.

#SOMEBODY HELP ME #HEEEEEELP HEEEEEELP HELP MEEEEE #the way i said “JAMES????” outloud during this scene #bbc ghosts #ghosts s5 spoilers #ghosts series 5 #the captain #lieutenant havers #anthony havers

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leaffenzts · 5 months

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that one person on tt that made the whole “omg fireafy inverted - tv girl ref?!?” thank you SO MUCH you’ve opened my eyes up nd cured every single mental illness ever

#fireafy #bfdi firey #bfdi #bfdi leafy #tv girl #im losing my marbles #i want them dead #bfb #i can feel my bones #i cant do this anymore #somebody help me

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jeanivere · 6 months

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GARRETT POSTING AGAIN

#can you guys tell ive been replaying this game #thief 2014 #thief 4 #garrett thief #my art #i fucking hate him so much #literally so hyperfixated on him rn #somebody help me #i hope my thief 4 fans enjoy the new content #this fucking fandom is so dead 😭😭

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dazednmatthews · 4 days

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD?!?!?!?!?!

BYE MATTHEW BYE LITERALLY BYE

#cherriespeaks #SOMEBODY HELP ME #THIS IS TOO MUCH #his hair omfg i’m gonna die #he’s so #GOD #wait a minute cause let me get UP #MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNN #we’re literally in love #i took these #matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #matthew sturniolo #everybody please leave me alone

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kawaiidelusiontaco · 1 year

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AND DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN MOMO CAME HOME WITH BRUISE ON HIS FACE...... I TRIED TO FIND CHAPTER BUT I CAN'T AND IN NEW ONE WE HAVE THIS

IS THAT ITTTT , I'M GOING CRAY

#i'm going crazy #somebody help me #need some help #I have some questions #19 days update #19 days #he tian #mo guan shan #tianshan #old xian

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maris-medley · 7 months

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Send your condolences to Phantom Freddy 💔

@skeletoninthemelonland ‘s art but uhhh I think I’m getting too silly with these CapCut templates,,,

But yeah I think River’s gonna end up being really chaotic and rub off on Springtrap and now they’re both gonna make their newfound energy EVERYBODYELSE’S PROBLEM.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 3 #fnaf oc #fnaf ucn #ultimate custom night #fnaf springtrap #phantom freddy #springtrap #springtrap.#btc #behind the codes #behind the codes springtrap.#i still don’t know what to call this au #somebody help me #please #down on my knees #capcut

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satellitesketchbook · 2 months

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I swear, the more theories I read on here the more my delusion is set in stone

#somebody help me #death stranding 2 #death stranding game #death stranding #death stranding higgs #higgs monaghan #peter englert #higgs

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vadacore · 4 months

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cairo sweet...

cairo SWEET

CAIRO FUCKIN SWEET

um yeah, not my business at all, but THIS GIRL AIN'T SWEET bc if looks could kill, i'd be 6 feet under with a headstone that reads "don't watch MILLER'S GIRL, she's gonna get you too."

i mean, i'm not bi or lesbian, but she needs to stop fucking testing me

jkjk she's great and she's probably so sweet but i feel so attacked

— 🌈☁️❤️‍🔥

gifs belong to @tay-swifts (so sorry for not giving credit earlier!)

#jenna ortega #cairo sweet #miller's girl #somebody help me #she's probably illegal #just saying #vadacore

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tjs-stuffs · 5 days

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