I FOUND MY PEOPLE!!! this and 21rst century vampire like i’m sawry that shit good asf burn me at the stake if u must

i have a confession

i unironically listen to all the things i hate about you by chase hudson

matt in the car w his “i gotta start this song over, i’m sorry” gf

“i love you, so much, but i’m going to go fucking insane if you start this shit again.”

“mind you, you should be focused on the road and not what i’m doing over here… oh my god, matt, you made me miss my favorite part!”

“no fucking way, bro.”

one of my fave mutuals is @bambi-slxt cause honest to fucking god u be having me giggling left right and center 😭 u are so fucking funny i love you

bitches when someone who talks abt having anxiety actually has that anxiety: 😱🤬🤯😤🫠🫨🤥😐😵🤔

I don’t know about you, but when reading stories I never see y/n as me I always see her as someone else, and if u relate what does y/n from number neighbors look like in ur head? To me she looks like a black plus sized drop dead gorgeous girl, but needed to know ur take on this

omg i love this question. so obvi i wrote y/n based off my own humor and i did write her as a black girl (bc my blog is specifically made for black readers cause i feel like they’re under represented) but she doesn’t look like me in my head if that makes sense??? like she’s kind of just a faceless character that i know is the realest bitch ever. i try to make it pretty open so that any and every body shape can feel immersed in the story. i love your perception of her soooo bad tho

also when i’m reading other stories it’s like me but not😭 idk how to explain it but it makes sense in my head. idk im jus yapping now

if i see matt in that red crewneck and that slutty pose on my tl one more time im gonna LOSE IT

okay but why did matt’s response on this give me an idea to write a good girls by 5sos inspired fic w that premise….

dad!matt would be so good at recognizing his kids patterns and habits — especially when one of your teenage daughters asks you both if she could “study at the library” for the 4th time this week

omg real.

“dad please i have this really important test coming up!”

“you’re not slick your mother used the same excuse when we were younger”

https://www.tumblr.com/dazednmatthews/749157969321738240/httpswwwtumblrcomdazednmatthews7491577451425

OUCH.

yeah💔💔💔💔💔

please yall im in my room going insane for no reason rn 🤥

send me asks pls im bored

me when i work in 7 hours but i can’t sleep… if yall see me flooding the tl pls don’t clock me

i got 261 days for my tiktok to blow up so that i can build a following and pull all my youtuber/influencer crushes like hamzah and matt jus wait it’s ON!

how to pull matt sturniolo no borax no glue

https://www.tumblr.com/dazednmatthews/749157745142513664/thinking-abt-this-rn

it’s giving the last date before you fly back home

WHY WOULD U SAY THIS TO MEEEEEEEE ohmygodineedhimnexttomeimgoingtobesick

thinking abt this rn 💔

can you give a loser like me some writing tips

well first don’t call yourself a loser!! i actually have no real advice to give because i “learned” how to write through reading from such a young age. i would def say that being passionate abt what you’re writing helps. also don’t push yourself to be perfect overnight. you’re doing great!! i hope this helped at least a little bit 😭 im sawry if it didn’t love u pookie

IM OBSESSED WITH ALL OF YOUR FICS ESPECIALLY PART 8 OF NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING EVER.

i love u so so bad i’m so glad u enjoy it 🙂‍↔️😙😙

https://www.tumblr.com/dazednmatthews/749156287155191808/idgaf-if-u-just-posted-number-neighbour-pt-8-i

saying this off anon is crazy 😭😭

no like i understand where it was coming from but that is kind of strange 😭 had me shaking in my boots a little bit