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jothemouse · 2 days
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i've been playing stardew for the past few months on my phone and i finally caved and bought the pc version
anyway here's my favorite bachelors. i don't have a type. don't read into it.
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justdlightful · 1 day
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Stardew Valley Bachelors— first thing in the morning.
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fkapple · 3 days
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Emily and Shane on a keg run
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rachel-anything · 2 days
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My alcoholic depressed little bean
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hellbun · 3 days
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translation: Q: Did you enjoy doing the commercials? R: You know... not really.
for ask :3
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trishabeakens · 2 days
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More of my furry!Stardew Valley series (Seb, Shane, Sam, and then Morris) since i'm having fun turning everyone into a furry lol. I wanna make a mod with my designs but I'm timid abt people not liking them or my art style. Oh well. :')
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cambrry · 8 hours
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I started a new game to play the new farm but😭😭 I forgot how mean used to be Shane at the beginning
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bbeeew · 2 days
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN PPL TALK ABOUT WHY THEY DONT MARRY SHANE, COULD IT NOT BE "he gets worse after 🥺🥺"
SPOILER ALERT. HE DOESN'T. "b-but he talks about drinking 🥺" AND HE STILL GOES TO THE BAR AFTER THE 8 HEART EVENT. DID WE ALL COLLECTIVELY FORGET THE AFTERMATH OF THE 14 HEART EVENT? THE ONE WHERE HE TELLS THE PLAYER DIRECTLY THAT HE'S DRINKING SODA AND TO NOT STRESS ABOUT IT? DID WE FORGET HOW UPSET HE WAS WHEN HE FOUND OUT THE FARMER THOUGHT HE WAS ABUSING IT AGAIN? DID WE FORGET THAT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE RELAPSES OR DOESN'T QUIT COLD TURKEY DOESN'T MEAN THEY DONT DESERVE LOVE?
FOR ONCE BE CREATIVE OR TREAT HIM LIKE YOU DO THE OTHERS. LET IT BE "he's just not the one I go after" OR "I had a family member struggle with similar themes and his heart events bring back trauma" OR EVEN SOMETHING LIKE "I just don't like how alcohol heavy it is"
JESUS AND HIS MOTHER MARY.
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candicornart · 1 day
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Stardew Valley Bachelor Portrait pack is ready on my Nexus Mods page!
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a-hemhem · 2 days
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When you sad, it make me sad too 😢
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livecryptids · 1 day
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there's a new chicken farmer !? !?
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babiebom · 2 days
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Hello hello. I just recently stumbled across your blog and in celebration of the 1.6 update (and also just outta pure curiosity), I wanna ask about the SDV bachelors reactions to a farmer who's ace/uncomfortable with intercourse but still wishes to pursue a loving relationship with them. If this ask isn't up your alley, feel free to disregard it. Hope you have a good day ✌️
A/N: hiiiiiiiii!! Obligatory I am not a part of this community(I am cishet lmao) so I am just going to have to try my best!! I am not ace or aro or anything but like never feel bad for sending an ask like this!! By the time you see this it’ll probably be like next week or something bc I do take little writing breaks so it isn’t absolute trash but I hope when you see this you enjoy it!!
Tw:mentions of sex, some cursing maybe,
Bc: idk at least 5 or 6 for each bachelor
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Sebastian
Is this a joke?
No? Okay.
Would be disappointed at first because let’s face it dude is constantly horny
But would get over it rather quickly like just because you don’t wanna have sex doesn’t mean he can’t run one out
And now that you’re dating it’s easier than ever to do that because he finds you so attractive.
So not really all that disappointing when he thinks about it, really
Sam
Dude for real? Like ever? I mean I guess that’s okay
Sex isn’t the top thing on his list so it’s fine
Like yeah he would like to have it but it’s whatever
Would rather give up skateboarding and music than give you up so not having sex is easier than that by a long shot
Can he still get kisses tho??? That’s all he’s really worried about
Shane
I think the least affected and disappointed out of the bachelors
He has more things to worry about than having sex
It’s not that he isn’t attracted to you
It’s that you loves you for you and sex is the last thing on his mind when he’s thinking about bettering himself and taking care of Jas and his chickens the list goes on
Would actually be so chill when you have this conversation like “yeah okay, that’s fine.” And would never make you feel bad about it because he honestly doesn’t mind
Elliott
Tries not to react on the outside.
I think before you two start getting hot and heavy it probably wouldn’t have come up
Because I think Elliott would want to be a gentleman and not bring it up until you do
And during a particularly heated makeout session he tries to take it further to test the waters when you stop him in his tracks
And he’s like oh…okay!
He’s good with whatever you give him
Sometimes he’s disappointed when he gets the urge but gets over it very quickly because he obviously knows how to handle those feelings himself.
Alex
“Like…at all?”
Would be high key disappointed because dude likes to fuck tbh
BUT at the same time you aren’t just some random whose pants he’s trying to get in
You’re quite literally the love of his life (if anyone asks him he will never say he believes this because he’s scared of rejection)
So it takes a minute but he accepts this with literally a “welp back to using my hand” mentality
Like when he thinks about it, sex is literally the least important aspect of your relationship, he fell for you because of who you are not because he just wants to fuck.
Harvey
I think he wouldn’t really be disappointed but like dang y’know?
Like he doesn’t care that much about sex to really be disappointed
But does enjoy the act of sex, especially with a person he’s connected to like you two are
So it’s not as far as disappointment but is still like oof okay.
Out of all the bachelors understands the lbgtq+ community better than the others so isn’t really all that surprised when you talk to him about it.
He knows what it is and doesn’t mind, you don’t have to explain yourself, you’re valid how you are he doesn’t mind and he won’t and doesn’t want to force you to do anything.
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cuhreestina · 2 days
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Shane sketch because I only like people who are mean to me
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thebluester2020 · 3 days
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How tf do people just write smut at the snap of their fingertips??? This shit is hard bro, someone drop the secrets.
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ciciciron · 2 days
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Got my first green rain gotta admit I'm genuinely surprised that Shane didn't have to go to work
Because it would've been perfectly in character for Morris to just make him come into work in the weird ass weather that makes half the towns folk think they're gonna die
Capitalism stops for no one get your ass down to Joja
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ask-shane · 2 days
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Shane,do you have naturally purple hair or do you dye it?
i think i've covered this before but this is an ask blog and i'd be damned if i weren't here to give you an answer.
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i don't have the energy or money to spend dyeing it slightly purple. yep, this is just how it is.
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