Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.
Alfred: Is everything okay?
Damian: Dumbass is coming out.
Alfred: Oh.
Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...
Dick:
Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...
Dick: No, no, no it's not
Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-
Dick: Alfie It's not
Jason: No, no let him finish.
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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.
Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.
Dick:
Dick: What
Tim: It's me.
Superman: Oh
Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.
Dick: No, wait you can't just-
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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.
Titans:
Dick: It's not me.
Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"
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if Bowser doesn't make Mario mute the moment he hears him so that we no longer have to hear crisp rats god forsaken voice then what's the point
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 165
Talia, singing to Damian in Arabic: Those who respect you, respect them back. If they do you wrong, drink their blood.
Steph: Respect the bis, or Red Hood will stab out your eyes.
Jason, with a knife: You wanna be Oedipus, motherfucker?
Tim: If you guys call me a short king one more time, I'm gonna grow more out of spite. You'll have no more fun nicknames and the only short I'll have is my comings.
Tim: And by that I mean not achieving goals, not the physical distance of my, uh...
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Anyway now I’m curious
SO NEW OC QUESTION (KINDA)
Who was your first oc and for what fandom?
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Buck: Yeah I look at hot guys’ asses, yeah I kissed a man, went on a date with him, can’t stop thinking about him everyday all day. Yeah I’m just an ally. We exist.
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feel like i need to give a formal apology to the person who told a drama blog they wished my ex and i would break up because i called out [redacted] and left the [redacted] community. i was so mad at them but actually they had the right idea 🫶 hope you’ve got out of the [redacted] cult after the latest news babygirl!
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noel: this is my best friend mischa, hes an ally, talk mischa!
mischa: ally!
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'Stop pretending you're someone you're not'
thanks Rev, this is the gender affirmation I needed lmao
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