STUPID WIFE 3x01 Valentina and Luiza

I’m just remembering how in season 2, both Oliver and Ryan were so damn adamant about the show having scenes where the other man was shirtless.

Oliver while live tweeting: “Petition for more shots of @ryanAguzman taking his clothes off. Give the people what they want. #911onFOX”

Ryan on their joint live: “When are the Buck episodes when he takes off his shirt?!”

Like truly wtf was going on?!? And now, 4 years later, it seems that it’s likely that if we ever get a shirtless scene from either of them again, it can very well be when they’re together in a scene…Buddie going canon and all can give us a scene like this eventually…

Pssshhh, kch, broooowshhzhzhh!

happy birthday my sweet nat ♡ @bvlnoriyas

For your ask post:

If they were ever granted one wish, what would they wish for?

Sighs in wistful lactose intolerance, "to eat a cheesecake." 😔

i forgot to share this but another odd thing that happened today is i indoctrinated my Teacher into idkhow. so yeah

anyway. two days ago i was on a bus with 30+ minutes left to my destination when a guy in front of me very abruptly got up and plunked his ass to the empty seat next to mine, introduced himself and asked for my number. i was so frazzled i just kinda went ... uhh... okay? and let him hand me his phone. and i feel... dumb for doing that and not having any sort of mental script ready and not even giving him a fake number, but he also ... called my cell on the spot to make sure it was the right number? so. lmao. what would have even been the right option. he stayed for another couple minutes trying to make conversation. we were on such a long stretch of road, and i had a window seat so when he sat down i physically had zero exit anyway. he got back into his original seat afterwards but i still feel like i was being an idiot days later. eh

verdict: :(

Ok I am a public peterick hater! That being said….we as a fandom need to address the fact that Wilson is such a Pete Patrick love song

the whole song is so raw with Pete’s love for patrick ( platonically, unless maybe the lyrics are very old which is what I believe ) in such a tender way, and how all he wants is for them to run off together

And don't you know? There's nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybody but you

( this is the reason why i feel like maybe the lyrics are old because pete kinda had an unrequited crush on patrick back in the day, I’ll talk about this more in a moment)

If I could get my shit together, I’m gonna run away and never see any of you again

( Pete has mentioned the concept of “ running away”” moving way down south “ many times in his lyrics. And I do truly believe there’s a piece of him that dreams of him and Patrick ditching everything and having a quite little life together, even though he knows that’s unrealistic )

don't you know? I hate all my friends, I miss the days when I pretended with you

( Pete’s sick of all these fake la " friends " and misses the days where it was just him and patrick dreaming together AWOOOWOWOW )

we see people all the time say " omg theyre so platonic soulmates!!" Like it’s just so undeniable, so apparent to everyone who views, that they really are two half’s of a whole, that the universe made them for each other. I’m sure it must have been so confusing loving someone that much, that intensely. when its that strong you must have a voice in your head that goes " maybe is Truuuu Looove " instead of strictly platonic. Which is why I think Pete thought he had a crush on Patrick. Obv if ur a shipper you can skip all that and just go “ no they ARE in love “

So yeah I think wilson is a love song about Patrick, written decades ago when Pete believed such a love couldn’t be platonic. But now that he’s “ gotten over it “ he’s finally able to put it in a song

Please don’t see how long this is and feel pressured to post I just thought you might find it interesting

ohh u r so real 4 this.. if there’s any time for sending me p2 lyric readings this is it :3 i’m not much 4 lyrical analysis tbh but now u mention i could see that and “eighth wonder” is soo pete writing abt patrick on livejournalcore also…

Oh yeah I meant to. Fucking. Post this. Well here!!!! BEFORE I GET DISTRACTED AGAIN

+ Close ups and text descriptions! (May have to view them in photo viewer for full effect 🫡)

(the flow is supposed to be Sharena -> Peony -> Triandra -> Triandra/Lif but. The crops couldn't accommodate this LMFAOOO)

I was so wrong about hating having sexual feelings this shit rocks 🔥🔥

why am i like oh no maybe i post maria too much when i literally spent 2021-2022 posting nothing but ocie. well i will unlearn my misogyny and post even more maria

Wow I was unconscious from about 8am to lunchtime and missed 4 calls, my PCP checking on me, physical therapy for my jaw asking about scheduling, My DM that sadly has nothing to do with dragons also checking on me, and a deal on cable! My rainbow check marks are gone. My redbubble is suspended and it will take two weeks to “know” if I will be reinstated. I put know in quotes because one of the options is they decide I won’t be reinstated and just never contact me, they definitely owe me money btw and unfortunately are the most legit inconsistent form of income I have right now. My jaw does feel a little better. Last night and this nap today is the first good sleep I’ve gotten in over a week.

I don’t even have the energy to write about my tags not working but I will say I was going to do one of those start typing tags memes like “I love…” “I hate…” you guys it’s fucking pointless. They are all generic tags now. I don’t know how many times I’ve started to type in keywords of tags I used to use and am absolutely ATTACKED by general garbage from tumblrs I don’t even follow. For instance if I try to get tumblr to pull up any form of “I need a table. I need an outside. I need a table outside with you” I will instead get things like “i need to lose weight” and that auto suggest garbage needs to get the fuck away from me. I used to be able to protect myself by choosing who I surrounded myself with but now it’s just unfiltered garbage. I used to be able to re-teach my tags to tumblr but this time around tumblr seems unteachable. Oh look. I had a little energy to talk about it. I can have it all. If I get autosuggests like “I hate my body” again. I might just burn everything down.

man thinking I really need to start saving for a new computer my current laptop is just so bad like a year ago it completely blue screened and I had to take it in for repairz and ever since then it haz just been declining in performance.... I can't even play gamez co-op in the same room az other people without it crashing and dying :(((

the fact that you can't search up things based on their contents is so evil.

you know you’re supposed to trim your candle wicks? wow. you really just never stop learning, do ya?

Crying again over Anakin Skywalker