Queen Barb x Male! Reader headcanons

She leaves you for a woman

please consider: winnie the pooh self insert named katie. i like to spend my days collecting flowers in the hundred acre woods and giving them to my friends :) im also a real animal similar to rabbit, owl, and gopher.

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I'm gonna go ahead and warn yall that when I start talking more about Kore/Peach Punch, you're gonna hear a lot about the family, like rivalry dynamic with her and Red Rush. They don't like hate each other fully, but like....part of the background is when they first meet? When the Guardians of the Globe rescue her when she's still under a cult group's control? His reaction to her lunging at him to attack was to just kick her into a wall and knock her out. And she remembers it when she is freed and under care. SOOO YEAH, NO, THEY DID NOT HAVE A GOOD START AND IT'S GONNA BE TENSE. They see each other as family but FUCK IF THERE ISN'T TENSION.

Also, yes, he got yelled at afterward cause bro you can't just do that to a teenager under obvious mind control.

Hello chat

Finally made one :]

I just realized all my self insert ocs, no matter the fandom (except maybe Bugsnax), are all mfing gingers.

AAAAAAAAAUUUGGHHHHH

themb ;w;

OK BUT imagine your f/o is in the midst of a battle, absolutely tearing it up, and then their phone rings with the special ringtone they have just for you.

They GRIP their enemy with a sudden new strength and hold them down while they fumble to answer it.

“[name]! No, no, you’re not interrupting anything. What’s up?”

my favorite ship dynamic fr

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Everyone deserves their f/os btw 💖🫶💖

The concept of needing to 'deserve' love is silly as it is, but even still. You deserve the love they give you, and you deserve it unconditionally. Never forget that.

(pro/comship this ain't for you so back off)

potential megamind self insert idea ^^ my name would be dr. vulture and for whatever reason im a lappet-faced vulture hybrid. i also have a quite obvious desire for lord nighty-knight who is a bit shy about it but receptive.

2 8 and 14 for ur trolls s/i!! 😈

2. when in canon does your self insert come in? do you have a scene in mind for your entrance?

Terra shows up some time during the first season of the series Trolls: The Beat Goes On. I imagine she ends up running into the snack pack one day while they're out on a walk through the forest. Terra hasn't really seen other trolls cause she's been traveling on her own for as long as she can remember and had been avoiding others as much as possible to stay safe until bumping into Poppy. It takes them a bit, but they eventually convince her to join the village and stay with them so she doesn't have to be alone for any longer.

But if we were going to talk about the early adoption aus I have? Well, she shows up as either an injured baby or a damaged egg a few months or so before Brozone breaks up. There's more details, but I'll save that for later. Heheh.

8. what is your self insert’s orientation?

She's biace! She's not really interested in anyone until like World Tour happens and she meets a few certain trolls and she gradually is mentally going "Oh shit oh fuck oh I'm falling and I don't think I can get up." It's fun for her, lmao.

14. what hobbies does your self insert have?

Besides singing and dancing cause ya know, lol, she does enjoy drawing! She also makes bracelets for her friends and close loved ones. Sometimes, she goes exploring a lot, does some intense tree climbing cause, like - have you seen these trees compared to trolls? They're giant. It's especially tricky for her cause her hair can't stretch and grow like a normal troll's hair can.If not, then you can probably find her napping in random spots around the village. She also collects a lot for shiny shells, rocks, or crystals she finds or gathers a lot of wild herbs or plants for either teas or baking or cooking reasons. But she's mostly found finding shiny stuff. She's like a crow sometimes. You want her attention but don't have plushies or food on you? Hold up something that's shiny, and there's a good chance she'll come running.

uh soooo I get that you like lust sans but what are other sanses you like after him. I like Nightmare on top. 😅

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i love it when other selfshippers follow me because i get to be like "yes girl get that fictional old man he DOES love you!!" over and over again and it makes me so happy <333

AAAAUUUUUGHGHHHGHH assorted doodles after playing help wanted 2

god i love him even more now

A big shout out to self shippers with cartoon FOs

Be they from kids shows or adult cartoons. From half-animated half-live action media. From comics books, strips, and webcomics. From the most well known Disney or Pixar names, to the most obscure and almost never heard of before animation studios, your FOs are amazing and so are you! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! You rule!!

The adults who adore characters from kid-oriented media, and the kids who find comfort in someone from an adult focused franchise; You're SO COOL, no matter how many people might say the content you're interested in isn't "age appropriate"!! Don't let miserable people ruin your fun!! You're so awesome and cool!! Your FOs, whether they're romantic, platonic, familial, or QPPs, love you!!

[Pr*shippers, c*mshippers, d*rkshippers, and neutrals don't fucking interact. Don't steal this, either. If you steal this post you're openly admitting to being gross, predatory weirdos :3]