#living in my mind rent free these days 😍
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STUPID WIFE 3x01
Valentina and Luiza
#stupid wife#luiza x valentina#valentina x luiza#valu#priscila reis#priscila buiar#mine#they are really something 🔥#living in my mind rent free these days 😍#thankfully i can talk to ava about them whenever 😂
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Sorry to bother you, but the bodyguard post you did was just 🤤🥰😍 and I can't stop thinking about it day later
Have you ever seen Oshi no Ko? I'd love to see Bodyguard react to someone trying to do something similar as what happened to Ai.
Fans get wind their beloved idol might have feeling for her staff, so a crazed fan tracks down her private address. He plans to get revenge for "His idol cheating on him" but doesn't know there is a guard dog inside ready to bite any threat to his precious charge.
Sorry to keep ragging on about the topic, I just adore you work enough that it lives in my head rent free.
Happy holidays
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I sadly haven't seen Oshi no Ko, but your description sounds very interesting. Thank you for the idea! I've combined it with your previous suggestion, I think they work together really well. Happy Holidays to you, too! :)
Yandere!Bodyguard x Idol!Reader (II)
Your new manager has sent you home for the holidays after persistent rumors surrounding you and your bodyguard. And, as luck would have it, the fan responsible for the accusations successfully sneaks his way in. Sadly for him, you’ve never left the watchful gaze of your loyal, mean dog.
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]
TW: violence, threats, mentions of stalking
(Cover from the manga “A girl and her guard dog”)
"Enjoy your holidays!"
The driver cheerfully bids you goodbye and speeds away, leaving you behind the imposing gate. You drag your luggage inside and nonchalantly toss it with an annoyed huff.
What now? You're all alone in a hollow mansion.
Early December you begun receiving worrying letters from a fan, making wild claims about you and your bodyguard. Naturally, you laughed it off. Your bodyguard found them equally amusing. So much, that he'd ask you to read them out loud as you rode him. "I w-won't stand for it. You know we ha-ave something special going on, (Y/N)-chan." You barely managed to form coherent sentences, feverishly clinging to the large man underneath you. "You heard the guy. Better be on your best behavior", he'd add with a chuckle, wiping the drool from your mouth.
The new manager, however, wasn't as relaxed about it. He couldn't risk tarnishing the reputation of his beloved cash cow, so he suggested you take a break from personal assistants until the rumors tone down. If you remained within your expensively secured house, you wouldn't need any guarding. So, he caringly prescribed a dose of homely isolation for the upcoming holidays.
"Don't be so dramatic", he said, "Jesus spent 40 days in the desert by himself. And he didn't have your indoor cinema or jacuzzi bathtub."
"Yeah, but he had the Devil to tempt him. Where's my bad guy?" You whined as a retort.
You let out another groan and throw yourself on the couch, fiddling with the remote. Kind of them to decorate everything for Christmas, you think as you eye the gigantic kitsch of a tree slapped in the middle of the living room.
Fuck. What an absolute waste of time. All because of one crazy fan. You almost wish he'd show his stupid face so your bodyguard could pummel it to bits and crumbles. You wonder what he's doing by himself. Is he going to be assigned to another idol? Probably not, two weeks is too short of a time for anything. You check your phone.
Suddenly, the screen lights up. A text notification.
"Bored?"
Heh. It's almost as if he can read your mind. You smile to yourself and type your response, stretching onto the sofa. Your little back and forth messaging goes on until you look up and notice the room has gotten darker. Already evening. You can hear your stomach growl, so you get up and drag your feet towards the kitchen, searching for takeaway fliers. If you're going to be under house arrest, the least you can afford is junk food.
Once you place your decadent order, you hop onto the counter and idly dangle your legs in anticipation. Your favorite off-duty guard dog has abruptly told you he needs to go and is now offline. "Something came up". What could possibly require his immediate attention? A mistress? You giggle at the idea. In all your time spent together, you haven't seen him glance at a single woman. If he must, he will engage with other people using one-word replies, visibly uninterested. You never considered him much of a talker, but his behavior with anyone else, in comparison, is downright hostile.
There's a rustling sound and you jolt. Was the food delivered already? It hasn't been that long. You jump off the marble countertop and freeze in place once you see the man standing in the doorway. His face is concealed with a medical mask and he's audibly panting, the hot air fogging up his glasses. You notice the knife in his hand.
"How rude of you to cheat on me so shamelessly, (Y/N) dear."
Huh? Your eyes widen in realization. Was this the crazed fan bombarding you with threatening letters? Your features twist in utter disgust, still transfixed on the weapon within his grip.
This little shit. Not only does he break into your home, but he decides to intimidate you with a department store kitchen utensil. Is that all you're worth? Is that any way to greet one of the top idols in this country?
You angrily pull the nearby drawer open and grab a long, sharp blade. The man tenses up and steps forward, but you stop him in his tracks, throwing the item at his feet. He stares at you, bewildered.
"It's a Yoshihiro Sashimi knife. More than your monthly income, most likely." You state as you leer down at him, grimace plastered on your face. "Pick it up like the animal you are."
He cannot move. Is this his beloved (Y/N)? Her pretty, innocent smile and sparkling eyes have been replaced by this hateful scowl. He feels like a cockroach about to be stepped on, a mere vermin invading her personal space. This can't be right. It's him that should be upset, he's the betrayed party. When has she gotten so...Ah. This must be the work of that bodyguard. He's always known. The way he looks at her, with a predatory glint as if marking his territory. He should've noticed earlier. Poor, sweet (Y/N), at the hands of a brute. Tears form in his eyes and he opens his mouth to speak up, but a burning blow assaults his back and everything goes black.
Your bodyguard casually walks in and lifts the intruder up by the nape of his neck.
"Are you okay? Did he touch you?"
You blush and wipe your eyelashes dramatically, releasing a gentle sob from your puckered lips.
"Touch? He almost killed me! I was so scared...I thought I was done for."
He frowns at your words.
"I'll take care of it."
You can feel the familiar knot forming in your stomach. As he drags the body out of the kitchen, you follow behind enthusiastically.
"Do it in the living room!" You almost squeal.
"Are you sure? It will get messy. I'm not letting this one walk out." He warns you with a worried expression.
"Yes, yes!" you nod, all bubbly. "Right here, next to the Christmas tree."
Once the gory spectacle is over, the bodyguard sprawls onto the sofa, exhausted. He exhales loudly and runs a hand through his hair. You are about to join him, when a thought crosses your mind.
"Now that I think about it, how did you know I was about to be attacked? That was some really extraordinary timing."
Out of reflex, he palms his pocket to check if his phone is still within his possession. Thankfully he hasn't left it in plain sight. You squint suspiciously.
"Are you spying on me or something?"
He remains quiet for a few moments and eventually lowers his head apologetically, avoiding eye contact.
"Forgive me, Miss."
When he glances up again, your small figure is looming over him.
"Wow, what a pervert you are." You push his chin up with your dainty fingers. "How will you make it up to me for such nasty habit~?"
"Is there anything you want me to do?"
"Good boy."
#female reader#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere x you#yandere bodyguard#yandere imagine#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#male yandere x reader#yandere original character#yandere oc
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HII, saw your post on wanting asks, well here 🫶 I love talking so, and specifically on playboy yandere!! I'm a sucker for angst and yanderes falling into insanity honestly, so let me ramble a bit
- imagine if reader graduates highschool and gets an overseas scholarships!! They also convince their family to move together with them so Kameron can't hurt or use them to blackmail reader. So with only a break up text saying like "bye manwhore 😍😍", blocking and deleting all their social media, I wonder how long and how far would he take to get reader back again? Would he inherit his parent's riches, hire some private investigatiors to find reader and find the country they're living in, expand his business over to their country in order to gain power to trap his darling. And I wonder how deranged his reaction would be to reader's text and be like no way, they're joking right, and runs to their house and whatever usual spots they're at normally, and just break down into insanity. would he try to use substitutes for reader to maintain his sanity or go fully devoid of emotions and start working hard to gain power and influence to find reader again!! I'm also curious how he would process his darling leaving him, would he become delusional first, saying they got kidnapped or something, or some ex or fling of his hurt reader, and then proceed to anger, depression, grief and then finally accept the reality!!
Ok that's a lot of rambling 😭😭 hope it's okay. I rlly enjoyed that fic, was rent FREE in my mind for a whole day
you know luci, you just gave me an idea. So have a part TWO of THIS DUMBASS HOE 🤝
Yandere playboy x reader
Tw: mentions of murder, kameron being delulu, yandere and obsessive behavior
💋kameron was having another breakdown. Sobbing pathetically on the floor of your old bedroom. Just how did you run away? And on such short notice too!? Didn't his love mean anything to you!? WHY DID YOU ABANDON HIM?
💋a million thoughts swirled through his head, until he finally got one that just... stuck. He had to get you back. No matter how long it takes. Getting up and dusting himself off, he kicked the front door open and quickly left the empty house
💋it was a shame really. The once sane and popular boy was struggling to keep his image. So he got help. Not professional as in therapists and medication. Just hiring other students to cover for him Incase he slipped up. all while snooping through the head teachers computer to see if they had any notes on where you might have gone. He almost got caught a few times
"shit that was close.. i can't believe these idiots leave their passwords just anywhere"
💋he knew he shouldn't be back at the school, especially since he graduated but he needs all the information he can get. Eventually moving onto private investigators and online stalking through multiple other accounts. He'd try anything just to see what his darling was doing without him. Were you enjoying making him suffer? You're so cruel..
💋hiring other people to befriend you and lower your guard, gathering any Information they can
💋 kameron who spent a while convincing his parents to let him take hold of the company. He had a degree, a bright mind, responsibility. He's perfect for the job! Oh if only they knew where his 60% was going.. funding multiple businesses across the world in exchange for keeping a careful eye. Making him quite the celebrity
💋look darling! He's on the news-! ...oh right you're not here.. one evening, while working in his office, a new secretary comes in to introduce themselves. They look just like you! He could only stare in shock.
"my love..? Is that you!?"
"..who?"
💋turns out it was just a doppelganger. But with enough time he'd delude himself into thinking it was you. Courting them with the same flowers, chocolates and jewelry he'd given you. It worked like a charm! Now you were back In their arms again. They felt whole..
💋he married your lookalike a year later, the poor fool being too naive and oblivious to think. He was happy for awhile.. or until one of his P.I's came in to show him they found you. His reality started to break.
💋no.. how could he do this to you. Replacing you with some cheap street whore. That night, when they went to bed, he gave them a cup of water and smiled sweetly. Watching as their face went red and they started to cough for air after gulping it down. Clawing at the sheets and staring at him with wide fearful eyes. Begging him to help them
"...slut."
💋 burrying the body in his backyard, he paid people with underground connections to cover for him while he was away. Claiming they suddenly vanished, having run away with a small fortune. How idiotic are people, to actually believe him..
💋kameron disguised himself and went straight for the country you decided to flee too. 5 years apart from you.. he had no idea how he managed to live so long without his beloved, but it was all worth it. Because now you'll be back where you belong. In his arms.
💋you were busy working at your job, running a small business was no joke but atleast the people in the area were friendly. So you didn't notice the suited figure Infront of your cash register
"thank you, please come again-"
💋you froze, looking up at the terrifyingly familiar face. He stared back at you with only glee and love
"hello my darling~ you've been on a naughty streak for a while Haven't you? That's okay, I'll just set you straight when we go back home."
💋big burly men all blocked you from escaping by guarding the doors. Dragging all the other customers out so you both could have your moment. Now you could never leaver leave him. Ever.
#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#queenie writes#queenie ocs#ocs#yandere#yandere male#yandere male x reader#male yandere#male yandere x reader#Yandere oc x reader#Oc x reader#Oc#Kameron the playboy#yandere headcanons
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LB my dear dear! I have devoured all yours and MB's ao3 works till date ❤️🤌 and I am feeling pathetically ravenous for more 🫠. Although my question is- since I have seen people asking you for suggestions as to which blog and which writer to look to for more feysand/elucien content I would like to request the same only and only if you are comfortable and have the time for this pressing request. And thank you even if you couldn't for some reason im only scared since you are busy and wouldnt want to burden you with such an exigent task. . I'm sorry to bother you That would be it 🥺 👉👈
You want blog suggestions for Elucien/Feysand authors? And you think you're bothering me??? Anon, this happens to be my exact area of exertise and there is nothing love more than hyping up my friends!
To kick us off my lovely friend @velidewrites is an extraordinarily talented writer and artist, and also just an all-around ray of sunshine whose blog I cannot recommend enough.
There's also @writtenonreceipts who's every work is literal potery. Pick any of her stroies and you will come undone.
@belabellissima has a beautiful Feysand/Elucien series called the State of Grace and is also one of my favorite people 🥺💝
@azrielshadowssing also regularly feeds us with delciioiusly sinful Feysand and Elucien stories 🥰 hehehe definitely read the tags though!
Among a host of other incredible fics, @damedechance has an onlyfans series that will make you feral - Playgirl (Elucien) and darling.exe (Feysand) 👀👀 Come back to me once you finish losing your mind
@xtaketwox and @itsthedoodle come as Feysand/Elucien pair hehe. @xtaketwox has treated us to lots of goodies, but I wanted to highlight her modern soulmate AU which has a dedicated work for Feysand, Elucien, and Nessian! @itsthedoodle has written so many beautiful feysand oneshots and is the sweetest, most unhinged person you'll ever have the pleasure of knowing.
@asnowfern is so talented and writes for a lot of different pairings, including Feysand and Elucien! Right now she's working on a stunning Feysand AU inspired by a chinese legend called Till Forever Falls Apart
if you're a fan of next-gen, @areyoudreaminof has lots of adorable fics and headcanons centering around Elucien and Feysand as parents!
@witch-and-her-witcher again writes for many couples, including Feysand and Elucien! She recently wrote a Feysand and Nyx oneshot, The Little Tiger, that completely fractured my heart and put it back together.
@thegloweringcastle is another extremely talented writer who has a wealth of feysand and elucien fics! One I really love is the The Law of the Land which is a Feysand western AU with background Elucien 🤠
@darling-archeron has been in this fandom since 2016 and in that time has blessed us with so much wonderful Feysand and Elucien content!! (One day you really need to sit us all down and tell us the fandom lore we all missed out on from the acomaf/acowar releases 👀)
@iambutmortal has a lot of delicious Feysand and Elucien stories! For Elucienweek last year she wrote a really addicting story called The Honeymooners
@labellefleur-sauvage has written so many incredible Elucien fics! As well as a very delicious monster!Feyre fic called Meet Me In the Woods hehehe 👀
@foundress0fnothing always blows me away with her writing. For Elucienweek last year she wrote an Elucien sex cult fic titled Both Forever and Rather Die that lives in my head rent free.
@howlingcaptaincommando is working on a really amazing pirate AU, Never Shall I Die, centering around Elucien, Nessian, and Feysand!
@vulpes-fennec has so many lovely stories, including her Prythian Fantasia WIP which centers on the Archeron sisters and their mates 😍
@popjunkie42 has yet to dip her toes into writing Elucien but maybe one day we can convince her 👀👀 That said she has so many amazing Feysand works such as Hate Me Instead and her current WIP Blossoming In Winter.
Likewise my dearest friend @wilde-knight has only written Elucien and Nessian, but I can't recommend her works and blog enough!! She's working on an amazing Princess Bride AU called Burnished Gold
@captain-of-the-gwynriel-ship is a die-hard Feysand, Elucien, Gwynriel, and Nessian! Currently they're working on a Feysand fic Five Minutes to Midnight which also features background Elucien!
@octobers-veryown creates so many wonderful moodboards for variuos ships and characters! I cannot recommend following them enough💕
And finally @rosanna-writer, @reverie-tales, @thesistersarcheron, and @starfall-spirit are my multishipping queens 🥰 On their blogs you'll find wonderful content for Feysand, Elriel, Elucien, and other ships as well!
#Oh god if I'm missing someone I'm so sorry#I got distracted so many times while making this#And now I'm just ready to yeet this task into the sun lmaooo#fic recs#elucien fic#feysand fic#elucien#feysand
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rockstar!eddie and assistant!reader live rent free in my mind 😍 how did they get together? how long did eddie have to pursue her before she let her guard down? i need more from them they’re my faves
babe, they're my everything
i wrote a little about how they "met" here. reader is their tour manager's assistant, she deals with everything they need while on the road, and because she's really introverted, it took eddie a while to notice her, but after he did, there was no going back. he was relentless, trying to get her attention.
i think it must have taken a least a few months of pursue from eddie for her to start corresponding to his advances. like, she never really rejected him, but she was cautious, as we know her to be.
she was the one who kissed him first. he'd been flirting with her all night, using all of his well rehearsed lines and dimpled smiles and showing off. he'd asked her for a small little favor before going on stage, and she complied, as always. could never say no to him, since the first day. eddie never really needed those favors, he just wanted to see her, and although she pretended to not know of his ulterior moves, she was more perceptive than she'd been letting on.
she gave him an barely there kiss, a mere brush of her lips on his, right before he got on stage. her notepad in hand, his guitar on his back. quick, just fast enough to not get caught, and pushed him towards his bandmates, already moving to their places.
that night, eddie's smile could have powered the whole venue.
#squealing i adore them#thank you for being invested too love 🥹#eddie munson x reader#anonymous#inbox#nothing else matters
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CONGRATS ON YOUR MILESTONE!!!! ✨🩷 it’s utterly deserved!! because we talked about it, could I have a moodboard for late night texts! 😘😍 (if that’s okay) if not Javi P post-Colombia getting to grips with a Nokia 😂😂 love, @undercoverpena
thank you so much, jo!! and of course you can, your story lives in my mind rent free; i think of javi smiling at his phone every day, twirling the cord and kicking his feet :')
late night texts by jo @undercoverpena
for my 2.5k followers celebration
#i’m sorry it’s not more y2k-y!#the pink shirt is haunting me#and i could not for the LIFE of me find a pic i liked#i considered buying a shirt and taking the picture myself#lnt fic#late night texts#undercoverpena#madeamoodboard#2500party
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I can't stop re-reading all your hypnotic boob posts, your boobs live rent free in my head omg 😍
Oh, is somebody addicted to tits? Could it be possible for you to be infatuated with the idea of your mind emptying out for a fat, juicy pair of breasts?
Are you thinking about boobs? Plump, luscious breasts, filling your head and pushing out every thought that isn't about my jiggly tits?
Obsess. Think about me every day.
That's a good little tit addict. See you soon~
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Random cute Luke x Reader headcanons that live in my head rent-free pt 4 (dancing edition)
- I know I just posted pt 3, but the last bullet put me in my dancing with Luke feels, so here’s another one lol.
- He’s not the best dancer, but he tries for you. He doesn’t actually know any moves, but loves just making it up as he goes and having fun with you (if you teach him some moves though, he turns into mr smooth/graceful on the dance floor and even Leia is impressed).
- Whenever he had nightmares or couldn’t sleep as a kid, Beru would have little dance parties in the kitchen with him at 3am. Sometimes he still goes into the kitchen after a nightmare or during a bout of insomnia cuz he finds it comforting.
- You found him in the kitchen once and, even though you had no idea about his and Beru’s dance parties, you grabbed his hands to comfort him. When some music from another room/part of the base floated through the door, you started swinging your entwined hands back and forth while smiling shyly up at him. He got all teary eyed and pulled you close as he began to slowly dance with you.
- Sometimes he’ll do this with his padawans too after starting his Jedi academy. If you two have kids, he’ll do it with them too, no matter how little they are. Even if they’re just an infant who can’t even sit up by themselves yet, he’ll just cradle them in his arms and gently sway back and forth.
- If you’re a good dancer, he definitely makes Leia give him some lessons to try and impress you.
- The first time you two attend a fancy party (there were a lot of those post-ROTJ when the new republic was slowly forming and mr blew-up-the-death-star and killed-the-emperor was expected to attend), he of course takes you as his plus one, whether you’re together or not. He’s so shy and sweet when he asks if you’ll go with him and even more so later when he asks you to dance, how could you say no?
- He’ll gladly find a little private spot outside for just the two of you if you don’t wanna dance in front of everyone. But if you don’t mind an audience, he’s ecstatic to show you off, especially if you’re all dressed up. He’s not possessive by any means, but is very proud to have you by his side and is definitely the “yeah, you might think I’m cool, but have you met my partner?” type.
- If you’re dancing with someone else, he’ll just watch you like 😍. He’s not the jealous type and completely understands why other people would wanna dance with you. But also he just can’t help himself and when the other person is ready to sit down, he’ll step in and grab your waist before you have a chance to move.
- Bonus if he’s watching: someone standing next to him comments on how pretty/handsome/good looking you are, and he just responds with “they really are, aren’t they?” with the softest look on his face.
- He only dances with people he’s close with/feels comfortable with. You and Leia are really the only ones he’ll do it with, since he views it as something very intimate. If he’s in a situation where refusing would offend someone, he’ll dance with them but you notice he’s much more stiff and formal than he is with you and the dance ends much sooner. If he can tell some seedy politician is drooling over him and he CAN refuse without causing a ruckus, he will and then will turn and ask you instead.
- Loves touching your forehead to his while you dance. Sometimes sneaks a lil kiss in.
- Melts if there’s no music, so you start humming or singing instead. He loves the sound of your voice and could listen to it all day. Sometimes he’ll start humming with you, but he’s tone deaf af (inherited from anakin) and sometimes is so off-key, you both start laughing.
- Loves when you nuzzle into him while dancing and will do it back to you while pulling you tight against his chest.
- Just laughs when you step on his toes.
- When you’re done dancing, he’ll pull you into a tight hug, murmur a soft “thank you, sweetheart/starflower/[insert whatever term of endearment you want],” and leave a little kiss on your temple.
- If marriage/a wedding is your thing, he’s so excited to do the first dance with you and tries to hide his little sniffle and watery eyes. Once everyone leaves at the end of the night, he’ll pull you to the middle of the dance floor to have another one.
- Will literally do this with you till the day you die, even when he’s old and gray and his joints don’t sway as well as they used to.
#luke skywalker#star wars#luke skywalker x reader#luke skywalker imagine#star wars x reader#star wars fanfiction#star wars imagine#luke skywalker fanfiction#luke skywalker headcanon#luke skywalker fluff
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Week in Review | Oct. 29 aka The SNL Week
Hi there! Just a week ago I woke up to see the Pedroverse exploding about his appearance on SNL. What a week, it all feels like a bit of a blur. I’m so happy I have my pocket friends here so I can scream into the void about this man. Although, after this week I’m not sure how we are going to fare come Gladiator 2 time … at least we’ll have time to prepare for that versus getting caught off guard, right? What do you think P?
For those who celebrate Halloween, I hope you’ve had a safe and fun weekend. Mr. Rhoorl and I are returning to Halloween Horror Nights for the last time tonight! I still can’t believe how much I’ve enjoyed going to the event this year. Goes to show that sometimes doing something out of your comfort zone may be worth the try!
Along we go with the week in review:
Fics I Read This Week:
Frankie Morales
Hinterland by @legendary-pink-dot - Even half asleep Frankie is a menace.
Javier Peña
Pent Up by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin - Ohhhh boy. My brain kind of short-circuited with this one.
Marcus Pike
Kinktober prompt from @absurdthirst - I’m fully entrenched in the Pike Puddle and fics like this keep me in.
Joel Miller
Cocoon and Bubble by @secretelephanttattoo - Both of these are absolutely beautiful and I feel so much intimacy between these two even without much dialogue. So well done!
Witches by @trulybetty - Betty’s entire Autumnal Offerings series has been so fantastic and I look forward to each day’s prompt. But this one … this Joel makes me a particular brand of feral.
Dieter Bravo
In Fiction by @sin-djarin - I’m all about Dieter, especially a soft Dieter, so this was right up my alley.
Broadcasting Live Tonight by @morallyinept - This is 🔥🔥 and Jett captures Dieter so well!
Dave York
The Wolf & The Lamb by @morallyinept - I love Jett’s giflets and this was so good!
Current Compulsory Series:
These are series I am keeping up with at the moment. I’m still behind on some and hope to fix that this week!
The Pilot and His Girl (Frankie) by @avastrasposts - Mel - I am reading that final chapter this week if it’s the last thing I do!
Delta Palms Tropical Resort (Frankie) by @linzels-blog
I Like the Way You (Frankie) by @undercoverpena
Destiny & Deliverance (Dieter) by @mysterious-moonstruck-musings
Paranoid Heat (Javi P) by @goodwithcheese
It’s Never Too Late (Javi P) by @javierpena-inatacvest
Visiting (Mr. Ben) by @ladamedusoif
Posts From the Week:
@wildemaven has been posting the most amazing mood boards! I particularly swooned over this one of Dieter hosting SNL and Pizza and Cards Night with the TF boys. 😍
On the heels of the SNL appearance, @morallyinept added more to her Pedro Boys Cocktails with a SNL edition. These are so funny and clever. Side note, happy birthday (and 1k followers too?! Amazing you deserve it all)! To celebrate, she gave us a gift by way of two one-shots which I'm adding to my list for this week!
Feral Corner:
SNL - that’s it. That’s the content for Feral Corner this week.
But seriously, these gifs have been living rent-free in my mind. Also, there was a photo of Pedro that I saw in gray sweatpants that made me lose my goddamn mind aka change the name of my blog from Joel’s Gray Sweatpants to Pedro’s Gray Sweatpants. Because that's a rational response, right?! 😆 I’m also convinced that I manifested his choice of attire into existence and you can’t tell me any different! Let me have this!
My week wasn’t all dominated by Pedro, as hard as that may seem. Garrett/Benny was up in there too. This recent post has solidified the idea that I need to add a bowling scene to Delta Landscaping at some point. Garrett apparently has a song coming out on Friday, so expect me to be obnoxious about it when it drops.
Things I Watched:
I have just a couple of days left to do my annual rewatch of Hocus Pocus. I have been wearing my Sanderson Sisters shirt throughout the month, though.
I didn’t go to the movies this week, but Mr. Rhoorl went and saw Five Night at Freddy’s. He’s never played the game and knows just the basics about the lore, but he thought it was fine.
We did introduce Baby Rhoorl to The Nightmare Before Christmas this week (quick poll - do you consider that a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?). She was interested in it for as long as a two-year-old can be interested in something.
Personal Stuff
This week I started a bit of a health journey, which has been going pretty well so far. Things were a bit crazy at work as we launched a really big project. Baby Rhoorl also attend a birthday party for a friend - her first one! Being around that many small children was … a lot. I left super overstimulated and I am continually in awe of teachers and caregivers who do that day in and day out.
I’m looking forward to some Halloween fun this week, starting with HHN tonight (goodbye Joel, we had a good run). Baby Rhoorl’s school is doing a Trunk or Treat event - a concept I never knew existed until last year. And Tuesday my entire office is dressing up for Halloween. The floor I’m on picked Halloween movies as our theme, and my team decided on the Addam’s Family. Yay for corporate Halloween fun 🙃 although it does make for some pretty funny meetings.
I can’t believe we are staring November in the face! Mr. Rhoorl and I have plans to see a concert in November, which I’m really excited about - Ice Nine Kills and In This Moment. We’ve seen both of these bands before, but I’m looking forward to watching them again!
Fic Updates:
This past week I got a chapter of Working Title out - with a fun cameo. 😉 Chapter 16 has been done for about a week but I've been sitting on it, rereading. Fair warning, the cameos aren’t done. Also, we finally get some smut…yay! Hopefully, those who have been reading will find it worth the wait. 🫣 I will get it out this week, I'm thinking maybe Wednesday?
Delta Landscaping Chapter 9 is coming along. It takes me a lot longer to write that series since there’s so many characters to keep track of (and I am writing it as I go). So apologies for the delay.
I have a couple of one-shots in the works, but I will likely post a Benny one this week, maybe for Miller Monday? I originally planned on doing a little Halloween one-shot, but the month got away from me 🫤
Thanks for making it this far! I hope something makes you smile this week. 🙂 My inbox is always open if you want to say hi!
Masterlists
Working Title (Dieter, series, ongoing) | AO3
Delta Landscaping (Triple Frontier, series, ongoing) | AO3
Turbulence (Frankie, one-shot) | AO3
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Nice Ass(k) Week!
Noxy, I must know! What inspired the Titanic AU? Like, what sparked you to want to put Tarlos on a sinking boat in the middle of the Atlantic?
Aahhh thank you so much for including me in this 😍 thank you for this sweet ass(k)!
And I truly wish I had a better reply than: I don't remember anymore 😅🙈 but sadly, it's true. I've been thinking about it all day, ever since I saw your ask before work. I've even opened the original doc - which is from August 2021 - to see if I put down some notes, but nothing.
However, what I can tell you is why I came back to this idea after putting it aside for nearly a year:
So the original idea for this was a crossover with 911OG, with Buddie as the side-couple, not Judd and Grace as I have it now. I had TK and Buck as cousins (actually one of the earliest ideas I remember having), and Carlos and Eddie as best friends; I had a general plot, some ideas, and a few scenes written - before my muse ran out and I stopped the project about a year.
The thing was: two of those scenes that were already written are smut scenes between TK and Carlos, and I really, really love those. Aside from that there are some moments between Tarlos that I just couldn't get out of my head anymore - so I knew I had to come back and truly write this fic!
So that's how in January, I finally nixed the crossover idea, decided on Judd and Grace as the other ship, started a new doc, and got back to working on this project 🥰
I hope this answer is still acceptable, even though I don't remember the origin of my own idea anymore 🙈 still, thank you so much for this ask 🥰
For those of you who don't mind spoilers (or who live for them, just as I do), I'll list some of the Tarlos scenes that kept playing in my head and got me back to writing this fic below the cut 😘
Tarlos Titanic scenes that live in my head, rent-free:
their first night together (first scene I wrote for them)
the moment they first see each other on the Titanic (already written)
the moment when Carlos saves TK's life (similar to how it happens in the movie - also written by now)
the dinner scene (should get written this week)
them sneaking away together (multiple times, some of them already written)
the car sex (second scene I wrote for them)
TK saving Carlos after he gets arrested (also similar to the movie, also already written)
that damn fucking door that is definitely big enough to hold two people!!! 😂
#tarlos#911 lone star#tarlos titanic au#noxy's titanic au#noxy writes#nice ask day#lemonlyman-dotcom
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This has been living rent free in my mind all day.
Cucking Joel with Tommi and while he's fucking you he humiliates Joel by mentioning how much bigger his cock is, how much stronger he is, how much more dominant he is and how much more he satisfies you.
HELLOOOO CUCKOLDING+ HUMILIATION YES PLEASE 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Thanks for answering my ask.....if you don't mind me asking (again), who are your favorite romantic relationship's couples in books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series (can be canon or non-canon)? Why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before......Thanks....
Hi! Thanks for another fun ask! I actually have one post up about some of my favorite OTPs from books from a little while ago. All are canon couples from book series. But you can find that here in this post:
But why would I NOT take the chance to share more OTPs that I love, especially if I can dip into some of my favorite non canon ships too and now ive got some new ones and from other media as well. 🤣 the limitations of only 10 though is always hard. Here are another 10 of my current favorite ships I obsess over. I won't include any from the post above though even though I'm still in love with ALL of them too. Some of my favorite couples, 10 of them, in no particular order:
Victuuri (Yuri On Ice, Anime)
I watched this anime and fell in love with it and their chaotic but adorable and sweet relationship SO HARD. And the relationship is right there in canon which is SO NICE to see in anime where it's just another small portion of their lives. The way they are both obsessed with each other too 😍
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Edwin and Royai (FMAB, Anime)
Both canon. Royai is canon, argue with the wall! Lol I guess Royai is like half canon, but whatever. Explicit confirmation is not needed to know those 2 are married. Ed and Winry are the peak childhood friends to lovers arc in the most adorable. Plus she is a badass mechanic. HIS badass mechanic. The way their love grew organically is adorable and so sweet. They take such good care of each other. And Royai are the epitome of a married couple. They also are both so equally badass and have such infinite and complete trust in each other?? It's AMAZING. The way they literally trust each other with their lives and their mental well being. The way Roy literally trusts her to be his eyes when needed also? He literally calls her his queen. I love them so much
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Clexa (The 100, TV Show)
CANON yet they did us dirty with the bury your gays trope. But like the "I'm only soft for you" bullshit they had going on. UGH I ate it up so hard. Lol they are both such extreme badasses, morally Grey anti heroes. OF COURSE THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS INTENSELY PERFECT TOO! I love the bellarke ship with the best of them too, but out of all Clarke's relationships, the best and my favorite will always be with Lexa. She loved her SO MUCH and the way Lexa always protected her 😭
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SasuNaru (Naruto, Anime)
Not canon, I know, but I'm obsessed with the ship anyway because it SHOULDVE BEEN CANON. I could write whole essays over how painfully gay and queer coded these 2 are. Canonically soulmates and everything. Lol their characters and their relationship was the most flushed out in the show and therefore, them being shipped together just makes sense. Especially with how homoromantic and angsty half the shit they did was.
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Shakadolin (Stormlight Archive, Book)
Not canon, but the author said it would've been in a different timeline and that even in the current on, Adolin and Shallan (the Canon couple) probably would've been willing to go for it. Lol you can't convince me otherwise thay they aren't both lowkey in love with Kaladin. They invite him to be their bodygaurd on all their dates for a reason! 😂
HuaLian (TGCF, Donghua)
I've read these books for the first time recently and now these 2 live rent free. Like honestly, the OBSESSION with each other. The adorableness. The respectfulness of boundaries. The ICONIC one liners dropped. The do anything cross any line be wherever you need devotion. The way one of them is the sweetest human alive and the other embodies the "I hate everyone but you" trope. Lol the awkwardness of the positions they find themselves in. The jealousy of each other that they make up themselves. Lol the slow burn is painful!! It's been literally 800 years just tell each other you love each other and get married!!!!
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So many ATLA ships lol but I love a good Zukka, Sukka, Zutara, Kataang, Korrasami, Rangshi, Suzukki as my ot3 love too lol (TV Show)
There is a good mix of canon and non canon ships here lol what can I say, I'm easy to please! But I will say that it speaks to my Sapphic soul in the best way that the wlw ships are CANON! Thank you ATLA universe for that blessing. And they are canon in the most amazing of ways. Korrasami will always be my favorite. The bi icons those girls are and they way they are EVERYTHING and are so freaking sweet and cute and BADASS.
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Solangelo (PJO, Book)
Loves of my life, this relationship is grumpy x sunshine trope personified. They are so sweet, so cute, so perfect for each other it hurts. I clearly have a dynamic I love here. Lol because they are also both insanely badass. Plus the ghost king who controls death and his medic doctor boyfriend? Yes please. Literally made for each other and the way they help each other heal and be happy 🥺
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The Iron Triangle, aka Yizhi, Shimin, and Zetian (Iron Widow, Book)
Love triangles done correctly and ended perfectly, aka bisexually. Lol to quote the author, "Iron Widow is just 400 pages of Zetian and Shimin suffering nonstop while Yizhi has the most bisexual time of his life." Lmfao. They are the morally Grey anti heros and lowkey villains in love badass scifi/fantasy cast of characters who ALL fall in love with each other and are only stronger for it. And it's a true triangle, where all 3 are in love and feel more complete for it. There is no choosing.
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Darrow & Virigina, and Sevro & Victra (Red Rising, Book)
Unhinged characters falling in love. What could be better. They both match energies so well, bring out the best in each other and fight so hard for each other or sometimes fight each other too. These books are so good, but so brutal. Lol the relationships follow suit. But I freaking LOVE them. I cried so much reading it all and yet I'm obsessed and have been since I first read them. It'll probably never stop.
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Helloo!! I hope you're able to sort out your schedule soon and your university studies go well! Remember that it's ok to take a break and focus on other stuff, the fandom will still be here ❤️❤️❤️
In terms of things that I'd love to see, this has lived in my head rent free since you first posted it. I LOVE how you write intimate moments with Tangerine!! The pining looks and soft touches really send me into orbit 😍
So, maybe some soft moments in the middle of a stressful job when Tangerine is upset and Tabasco tries to comfort him? He could be worried about getting everyone out safely (since he's a Gordon and he feels like that's his responsibility). I could see Tabasco being his center of support and he's just so in love with her for it.
Just a thought I had. Excited to see what you come up with! Have a good day!! 🥰🥰
A/N: Thank you and everyone else so much for all your ideas and prompts! I’ve taken note of all of them and will try to write something whenever my schedule allows it. Once again a big fat thank you to all of you for being so patient with me!!
Summary: A fight broke out , not only on the Bullet Train but also in Tangerine’s mind. His medicine? Tabasco.
Warnings: Description of panic/anxiety, not proof read
Hope you enjoy!! 🍊🧡
He felt trapped. Not physically no, he felt trapped within his own mind. This was not something Tangerine was familiar with. Usually his anger would just overtake his body , immediately shutting down any other emotions or thoughts, but seemingly his body decided to try something else today. At some point , and Tangerine was not able to tell when exactly for the sake of Thomas , a thought manifested itself in the contract killer’s mind. ”Get them out of here. You have to get them out of here alive.“ kept repeating itself like a broken record, steadily building up like an orchestrated symphony of agony.
Making sure to keep a tight grip on the vest of her attacker, Tabasco glanced over at her partner. She always kept an eye on him , but tonight he was acting very out of line. His usually angry ,steady strikes seemed to be a bit more unsteady, somewhat unsure and he would occasionally shake his head as if he was trying to get rid of something. Keeping her focus on the man who occupied her mind way more often than she‘d like him to, Tabasco forcefully slammed her knee into the head of her opponent and carelessly discarded his body on the train wagon‘s floor. She was fully aware that the mission should always be her top priority , but even with multiple armed men charging at her , her focus was set entirely on getting to Tangerine. Quickly avoiding a fist swinging her way ,the female assassin scanned the rather tiny space with calculating eyes. Tangerine was located at the far end of the wagon, switching between fighting in the aisle and the corridor. Right in front of her was Ladybug, who was currently suffocating a man with his bucket hat. And guarding the door right behind her back was Lemon. The latter turned to her, a sincere tone accompanying the usual grumpy expression. “You better get over there and bring my brother back on track. He looks like he is applying for a job in a haunted house and I don’t like that at all.” Throwing a suitcase to knock out an approaching attacker, Lemon threw her one last urging glance before turning back around and continuing his mission. Not wasting anymore time, Tabasco took off towards Tangerine. She could swear that she was hearing Lemon angrily explaining Thomas the Tank Engine lore whilst beating someone up behind her. Swiftly making her way through the aisle , she reached Tangerine’s end of the carriage. Mentally noting to ask Ladybug about his bucket hat technique as soon as all of this was over.
Tangerine on the other hand was not noticing anything, his senses too high on alert and his mind to confused by the panicked sensation climbing its way upwards his spine. At this point his body was completely relying on muscle memory to take out any threats and he swore he has never been more grateful for the exhausting and quite frustrating training sessions ,he has put himself through. In fact, the unfamiliar feeling of anxiety had a grip so strong on him that he didn’t notice the pull on his arm , until he found himself in the corridor ,Tabasco standing directly in front of him , searching his frantically roaming gaze. “Hey, Hey!” the constant ringing in his ears got replaced with a soft voice. Snapping his head in her direction, he tried to answer but his breathing got thrown off its rhythm, words replaced by quick , shallow breaths. Breaking out of her shock at seeing the usually anger driven Tangerine so confused and lost by his failure to function , Tabasco took his face in her hands locking her eyes with his baby blues. “Hey! It’s okay.” She reassured the distraught man. Reaching down with one of her hands ,she got a hold of his colder one and placed it onto her cheek , so that he could feel her warm breath skimming the skin of his palm. “Here , breathe with me.” she utters, making her breath match a rhythm Lemon had taught her a while ago when he had found her awake one night after a mission which she had failed horribly. Slowly Tangerine’s throat started to open up again.
The proximity of their bodies as well as Tabasco’s thumb still tracing his cheek, spread a fiery warmth across his cold skin. Her breath gently blowing away the troubles plaguing his mind , like a fresh summer breeze after a thunderstorm. His eyes clung to her form like a religious man would to his sacred scripture. “There you are.” the woman chuckled softly, her tracing fingers noticing how the hardened features of his face softened. Tangerine was not a man of any believes , but in this moment , surrounded by utter chaos, he was convinced that someone has sent him an angel.
“You’re fucking magical , do you know that?” he mumbled, eliciting a laugh from the woman. The sound of it a lullaby to his inner demons. “Might as well call me Houdini then.” She teased back , a grin plastered on her face. Leaning forward, Tangerine pressed his forehead to hers. The look in his eyes serious and genuine. “Thank you ,love.” he breathed out, briefly pulling her into his chest and placing a kiss on her hair, before taking a step back and squaring his shoulders. “Let’s get back to business then , shall we?” Tangerine asked , his accent laid on extra thick, an outstretched arm gesturing towards the door. “Oh we definitely should!” Tabasco exclaimed, making her way through the door. “ I don’t think beating Thomas the Tank Engine lore into someones brain and choking someone to death with your bucket hat are sufficient techniques for this mission.” Straightening out his vest and adjusting his cufflinks, Tangerine followed Tabasco back into the other section of the train. His head snapping up in confusion, the familiar tinge of anger back on his face. “Wait , what did you just say?”
Tag list: @spookyspecterino @peachydoesstuff @shittingonyourgrave
#tangerine x reader#tangerine x tabasco#bullet train x reader#tangerine imagine#tangerine#tangerine x original female character#bullet train#bullet train imagine#tangerine oneshot#tangerine bullet train#lemon x platonic!reader#ladybug x platonic!reader#lemon bullet train#ladybug bullet train#tangerine and lemon
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Getting to know me!
thanks for the tags @cha-melodius @welcometololaland and @rmd-writes! 💕
last song: I mean... *NSYNC dropped a new song after 23 years so I've mostly been listening to Better Place for the last 24 hours (and counting). Yes, I know all the words by now. Yes, I would like a music video so that I may learn the choreography. Yes, JC's voice is still as smooth as buttah. Before I hyperfixated on that: All Things End by Hozier (obsessed with the last 45 seconds of it).
favourite colour: my favorite color is mauve and when I say that people, go "what?" Lol. Basically a blend of pink and purple. A visual aid:
currently watching: reruns of Mom, Golden Girls, or Murder She Wrote before bed. 👵🏽 I don’t have much time for TV these days, though there are a few shows I want to start watching like Only Murders in the Building and Will Trent on ABC (I love procedurals). I’m also overdue for my annual Ugly Betty rewatch. ❤️
last movie: the last movie I watched was a Hallmark movie, Notes of Autumn. Luke Macfarlane was in it 😍 and that was all I needed. It was super cute!
sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet and savory (I put M&Ms in my popcorn every time I go to the movies. My most favorite snack.) 😋
relationship status: putting the “i” in single but also mentally dating Trevor Noah.
current obsession(s): *NSYNC, firstprince, the arrival of Autumn, and my niece.
More specifically:
Whether or not *NSYNC is gonna stop playing around and announce a tour. I'm gonna need them to put me out of my misery. Lol.
The possibility of @nelsonnicholas writing firstprince. Y'all don't even KNOW. The snippets I've seen. RELEASE THE TAPES! In all seriousness, if Kim decides to dive in (no pressure, I love you)—godspeed to all of us. She's the Queen of Angst and Epic Closing Lines. 👑
This stunning firstprince gifset by @strandtk currently has me in an emotional chokehold. And she's not done folks, more on the way. I'm not ready. 🙌🏾
The 31 days of firstprince fics coming our way throughout the month of October, courtesy of @iboatedhere whose world-building skills are...well... out of this world. 🌏💕
All the You've Got Mail AU snippets by @cha-melodius. The anticipation I feel for this fic is next level. ✏️ 💌📚
@sunshinestrand and her WIP snippets for firstprince are also living rent-free in my mind. Already ready for next Wednesday, Paige! 💖
Figuring out what fun fall-themed shenanigans I'm going to get up to and who I'm dragging with me. 🍁
Planning my niece's first birthday party at the end of October. My sister-in-law and I are planning this party as if she's going to remember it for the rest of her life (spoiler alert: she's not.) #cantstopwontstop 😂
(no pressure) tagging: everyone I mentioned above who hasn't done this and @celeritas2997 @first-kanaphan @raypakorn @scienter @mistmarauder @daisymae-12. As well as anyone else who wants to do it, but I think this has been making the rounds for a few days.
#october is my favorite month of the year#so much to look forward to this year 💕#hello it’s me#tag games#scheduled
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hello! as queen of piarles, i thought i'd come to you with a piarles question 🙏 i read this fic months ago and it's been living in my head rent free ever since, so i was wondering if you knew of any other WAG fics?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40076010/chapters/100368951#workskin
hiii anon 🥰 and firstly, i am BLUSHING 🙈🙈 queen of piarles, gosh, hardly - if anything, that's a shared title between me and the besties. and just... all piarlies, really. this fandom is lucky enough to be blessed with some of the most talented AND sweetest people ever ❤️❤️ crowns to all! 👸
OOOOH, and now to answer your fic question: OMG i know exactly what you mean, this fic is absolutely incredible and has lived in my mind rent-free for a long time, as well. phoebe @hourcat is a goddess for coming up with it 🙏❤️ i didn't know how badly i needed wag!pierre content until i read this (and just re-read it again today 😅😍😍) life-changing, really. we need pierre in LV, like, yesterday.
as for the second part of your question: arghhh, i've been racking my brain, and browsing through my AO3 bookmarks (fun side note! i currently have 69 piarles fics bookmarked, teehee 🤭) but unfortunately i can't think of any other wag!pierre or wag!charles piarles fics. 💔 an absolute travesty and a tremendous oversight on the part of the piarles fandom, i agree 😭 i think we should all dedicate our efforts to rectifying this mistake ASAP.
the best i can do for you in the meantime, my darling anon, is the wag!pierre tag on phoebe's blog (and that is a TREASURE TROVE, actually. phoebe said she ruined her own life by creating wag!pierre and immediately falling in love with him, but... us too, phoebs. YOU'VE TAKEN US ALL DOWN WITH YOU and i fucking adore you for it 😍😍😍)
anyways! that's it i'm afraid, anon - sorry i couldn't be more helpful with any more fic recs 🙈 but i will shout phoebe's praises from the rooftop every day of the WEEK, so. go check that wag!pierre tag on her blog immediately!! you will be #blessed, i promise 😍❤️
#asks & answers#anon#piarles anons 🥰#piarles fic rec#because hell YES this counts as a fic rec omg#wag!pierre piarles is less of a fic rec and more of a lifestyle change actually#just rereading the fic and oh my GOD. phoebe you truly are just a genius and a goddess#also when you see this... please consider it mine and the anon's official plea for more wag!pierre content someday 🥺🥺#xoxo
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Helloo!! 🎉🎉
I i’m in love with gilded shadows and so confused on which one of th LI’s that stole my heart first!!😅🥹🥹 also I wanted to thank you for creating Magnus and lance because at the beginning they didn’t really interest me BUT THEN…. I played their routes and they have been living rent free in my mind for days. Also you r so talented for the world building and that none of the routes is the same not even the slightest. That is not something you see in many games so I’m so grateful for YOU AND YOUR GAME!!🤩🤩🥳🥳 which leads me to my question… once your done with the remaining three routes, could there be a slight chance that you can make a dlc with the boys and mc like a small “happy ever after story”? Plzzzz😍😍🥹 and I hope u doing great!😝
I'm glad you liked Magnus and Lance! They are quite a duo. I love them both in their own unique ways.
I've said and I will repeat a hundred thousand times - I adore world building with all my heart. I just find it really fun and satisfying and I'm so happy that people are enjoying the world in GS. It's kind of an odd setting but I love it so much and have so much fun with it.
As to whether I would consider doing DLC. For me this question always comes down to where I am mentally by the point where I'm finishing the game. Do I want to do it or would I rather chew my own head off than write more in this setting?
Sometimes when you're with a project for a long time you really do reach a point of...doneness with it. I definitely hit that place with Changeling by the time it released. But with GS I'm not there yet. I still love the setting so we'll see if I'm interested in writing some kind of after story when I get to that point!
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