reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

is there anything that the humble chicken cannot do

Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.