Is emmets power really "superstrength" or is he just too stupid to figure out his actual powers

Sitting here trying to figure out how people don’t realize that Twilight just portrays waterdowned purity culture, complete with child brides. And that maybe Stephanie Meyer stays off social media because she’s a self-professed conservative Mormon, and every week there’s a new documentary coming out about how fucking vile Mormonism is.

And the more you read about the books the more horrifying it gets…..

I both am deeply concerned for and deeply disgusted with the fanfiction authors on this site.

I love fanfiction especially Marvel and Loki fanfiction just in case the profile pic wasn't a dead giveaway. But while reading fics on this app, I've been noticing a very triggering trend which goes a little something like--

Avengers treats love interest like shit but the love interest forgives them as soon the Avenger confesses because they wanna be worshipped by them and be associated with the Avengers.

And like I knew there was something familiar about the plot, but I couldn't really figure out what it was until I roasted someone this morning for hating on Rob Pattinson for being in Twilight. Cause Rob loathes those movies and for very, very good reasons aside from the fact that Edward is a controlling, stalkery, manipulative dick who wants Bella to be a kept woman with no close friends other than his own family or people he's hand-selected from the vampire community, there is all kinds of cringe shit going on behind the scenes with the author of the series Stephanie Meyer.

Meyer is a self-proclaimed conservative Mormon who has bragged about never swearing or seeing an R-rated movie, and that makes me so sad for her. Cause aside from the fact that she is missing out on some of the greatest cinema of all time, it sounds like she has the personality of a literal twelve-year-old. Like Stephanie Meyer is stuck in a neverending LARP session where she roleplays as a puriteen influencer.

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I'm referring to Mormonism as LARPing cause you are seriously delusional if you think that shit isn't a cult, and it only gets more disturbing there. Like all of the Twilight characters are named after people from her real life and the pedo-wolf love interest Jacob Black is named after

Stephanie Meyer's brother.

Fucking YIKES😬

But anyway getting back to the point, I finally realized that the fics I've been reading have all been ripping off the plot of Twilight. Especially the ones with Loki as a love interest cause for some reason the fic authors on this app all have degradation kinks and are desperate for Total Power Exchange relationship dynamics.

For those of you who aren't in the know, a Total Power Exchange dynamic is when a sub agrees to allow a Dom to control certain aspects or sometimes even all areas of their personal life. Basically, it's when you get off on having a controlling partner.

Edward and Bella have what could be considered a TPE dynamic except that the difference between their relationship and a real TPE dynamic is that Bella never consented to Edward controlling every aspect of her personal life. In BDSM the key to a healthy relationship is open and honest communication -- Safe, Sane, and Consensual, right? I mean, that's the key to every healthy relationship but it's especially important in BDSM because of the sadomasochism aspect. Some people take it a lot farther than just spanking.

And aside from the aforementioned issues this trend concerns me because Twilight came out when I was in high school, right, and I went through a serious Twihard phase. It's fucking embarrassing. It was also dangerous because not only do I have a super abusive mother who did not give a shit about what I did, I also had a whole bunch of undiagnosed mental health issues -- thanks, mom🙃 -- and ended up internalizing a lot of what I read in Twilight because I had zero media literacy because of said mental health issues.

So I ended up fetishizing abusive relationships, I got married way too young to an abusive asshole and had a string of abusive relationships after we divorced, I got raped, and ended alternating between couch surfing and homeless shelters for a while. And it was all because of Twilight.

And you could be like, "Well, it's not Stephanie Meyer's fault that your mom's a cunt and you were stupid." And you're right. I take responsibility for my own questionable taste, but there's also a little something called artistic integrity.

Artistic integrity is a personality trait kind of where an artist -- IE Stephanie Meyer -- gives a shit about their audience and the media they are putting out into the world. They aren't doing it for a cash grab -- they're doing it because they have a story to tell and a message to send. One that is important, culturally relevant, and asks important questions -- their work is political. It questions the social norm. These things, in my opinion, is what makes something art -- it separates art from trash.

Stephanie Meyer has no artistic integrity.

She didn't stop to wonder if readers like me or with issues similar to mine exist -- we do and, yeah, I'm kinda bitter about it. That is why Twilight is a problematic series -- that is why everyone from Robert Pattinson to Stephen motherfucking King has roasted that series to hell and back.

And I know someone out there is gonna be like, "Well, Rob said he lied all the time bac--"

Well, Robert fucking Pattinson is an actor and a damn good one.

And he wasn't lying when he said that Edward Cullen was a whiny, pathetic, suicidal virgin. Ya know how I know this -- because I read the books, for one thing, and for another I paid attention.

Like have all the Twihards out there suddenly forgotten when Edward tried to commit suicide by stepping out into the sun half-naked, so he could he trigger the Volturi into curb stomping his ass? Or when he straight up told Bella that he wouldn't fuck her until AFTER they were married cause there was just one rule that he wanted to leave unbroken?

It was in the movies, so if reading is too hard for you there ya go.

And, yeah, I'm triggered right now and no, I'm not sorry cause if you are knowingly ripping off the plot to Twilight to use for Marvel fanfiction and give absolutely ZERO shits about your readers' mental health you are a shit person. I don't care. I'm not sorry and that brings me to the part that is most concerning about this situation.

I know that there are other ND and mentally ill users on Tumblr. I know that some of them have the same issues I had growing up because of lack of access to mental healthcare. That means that some of these authors are doing this subconsciously: Some of them aren't even aware that they're copying Twilight or why it's wrong or why they need to be concerned about having artistic integrity. And to you guys, I am truly so so sorry and I really hope you are able to get some sort of help or at least talk to someone about this.

But the rest of ya -- the ones who truly do not give a shit that I know exist because this app is crawling with TERFs, radfems, and tradwives -- that movement was popularized by white supremacists by the way. Look it up. And those people are abusive, self-obsessed cunts with a perpetual victim complex that don't care who they hurt cause they will always, always, always try to blame someone else for their actions.

You guys -- the abusers that decided to basically plagiarize Twilight to boost your reblog numbers for your fanfics -- are shitty people.

Twilight DVD & Soundtrack

Kristen Stewart as Spider woman ❤️🕸️🕷️ •credit swancullcn on Instagram

We’re throwing the baseball all the way back to 2010 when 18yo Deanie took her first ever flight to go meet up with a bunch of other Twihards she’d never met and go on a cruise ship convention at sea with these strangers. Thankfully many ended up becoming family. We went to Forks, La Push, Port Angeles. I met Edward and Alice at a Seattle Mariners game and got bored in the 6th inning. We tried twinkies and root beer floats for the first time. I entered my first ever cosplay competition, convinced my friends to sing Uptown Girl at the 80’s themed karaoke, I went to my first ball, went to several fancy dinners, tried surf n turf only to discover lobster is gross, and complained about how lacklustre American tomatoes were. We took pictures with the actors, with mini Eddy all over Alaska, I went to places where they filmed The Proposal, saw Darth Vader playing the violin in Victoria, B.C, but most of all I just made lifelong memories. That whole week passed in a blur but some of the friends I made are still here 12 years later and I wouldn’t give up their love for anything. I will never be ashamed of being a Twihard. Feel free to tag yourselves, I couldn’t find everyone’s u/n to do it myself. #twilight #twihard #twihards #newmoon #eclipse #breakingdawn #teamedward #teamjacob #twicruise2010 #twicruise #twilightsaga #vampires #warewolf #werewolf #quileute #lapush #lapushbeach #forkswashington #seattle #alaska #travel #bookcosplay #twilightcosplay https://www.instagram.com/p/ChqEmrKhIVN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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“I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.” I know you closet #Twihards love this one! 👻🧛🏻✨ ‘Prohpase’ by Crumpled Dreamz Acrylic 16 x 20 in. © 2022 🖤 @crumpled_dreamz (at Modern Eden Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj5s6BVJgLY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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This episode is actually about Twilight but Cher tells a story that makes Lauren laugh so hard she starts crying. Also, we reinvent language several times. Or, should we say, janguage. Mer beau for listening! 

Credits and transcript in our reblog. You can find transcripts for this, and every other episode, here.

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So when bella goes to prom, shes wearing a cast on one leg and a stiletto on the other. Smeyer how tf do you think legs work. Bella legit just limped throughout the entire prom no wonder shes pissed at edward for forcing her to go with him

On episode six of Cabinet Of Curiosities on Netflix and all I can think of is

The director of this episode, Catherine Hardwicke, also directed the first Twilight movie

Rupert Grint’s toupee looks awful

She’s a 4 but you can’t hear her thoughts and she wears a long khaki skirt

Who hell made this-

one brotherlook per ep -> 6x05 ❝ Live Free or Twihard ❞

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