kon: do you like me?

bart: i think i accidentally resurrected myself to go home to my friends and family, but then found out the world ended and that you were gone. i looked for you for so long, i lost track of time, and when i finally found you, it wasn’t because i was looking, but because the lightning brought me back to you. i love you. also we are married and have four children,

kon: yeah, but do you LIKE me, like me?

bart: … i like sleeping on your fat tits and holding your butt at night?

kon: *blushes* thank you

I've had so many urges to say just dirty things in my pup's ear in public. Like today I was gonna say something about tying him up and such. Sadly I didn't but the thought of him getting embarrassed and speechless would be absolutely amazing.

I just want friends. 🥺

AI ""artists"": We're the future! Give up!

Real artists:

Actions speak louder than words.

introverts be like

Jews aren’t white or POC. We are invisible. Your politics just paint us the color you hate most.

A few people have been asking about my Miraculous Coccinella AU, wondering if I was still working on it. The short answer is yes.

The long answer is under the cut:

So. I’ve been working on this au for a long time now. It was kind of my passion project I was keeping under wraps due to the fact that I had a lot of fun plot twists in mind and all that jazz- you can kinda see some of those plot ideas in my character concept designs above. I have full scripts and even a comic page done for this au- however- I don’t think I’ll be working a lot on this in the near future. I love the story and designs I’ve come up with, but I’ve honestly just been more interested in other fandoms and stories recently, including one about my current ocs (they have become my obsession recently).

I’ve really hated season 5 of Miraculous in all honesty (the handling of Chloe, Luka, and Gabriel is quite honestly atrocious), and I haven’t had as much interest in this au as season 5 progressed as a result. I’ve been quite frankly falling out of love with the show, making my motivation to work on this project not as high. This coupled with the fact that I’ve been rather burnt out lately has resulted in me posting less often.

I guess what I’m saying is that while I might post a few things here and there for Miraculous Coccinella (and miraculous in general) I don’t think it will be frequent or a full blown project or anything. That being said, feel free to ask me any questions regarding this au- it was my baby for a while and it still kinda holds a place in my heart. Maybe one day I’ll do something with it, but for now, I’m going to keep it on the down low. Thanks for reading if you got this far, haha.

bart had to rework his life, his brain, his body just to fit the parameters of what whiteboy wallace and max considered ‘appropriate’ for a speedster, even tho he grew up in a fucking VIDEO GAME and was supposed to be conditioned into a terrorist weapon even tho his real fate was to die young and quick bc his very biology was against him surviving and that the speed force itself wanted him in its arms, but he FORCED himself to acclimate, even tho it was killing him inside, even tho the manchester junior high kids loved him, even tho max cared but was still unfit to parent, even tho whiteboy wallace couldn’t throw enough kind words his way, but HE KEPT GOING, and he made friends, grew to love carol, but that shit still hurt, so he was still Impulse first and Bart Allen the Civilian second, BUT THEN HE MET KON!

A FRIEND! SOMEONE HE COULD BE HIS TRUE SELF AROUND! WHERE HE DIDN’T NEED TO LIMIT HIMSELF JUST TO FIT IN! WHO HE COULD TEASE AND BOTHER AND TALK TO AND GIVE HEADPATS TO AND LISTEN TO!

Kon, who was his friend both in his original form, the superhero Impulse, and his civilian alter ego, Bart Allen of Manchester.

Kon, who was lonely and depressed and traumatized and terrible with women, but found friendship with a person who didn’t want to exploit him, or manipulate him, or use him for sex or for his powers, someone who only really just wanted to be his friend, and was! Bart Allen, Impulse, was his friend!

What if the love wasn’t supposed to be at first sight. What if it was supposed to be slow, and built upon pillars healing from individual grief and loss TOGETHER. what if it’s supposed to be based on a friendship that transcended even death and rebirth. what if even tho bart allen was always supposed to die, he COULDN’T stay dead, simply bc kon was still lost.

what if a man knew another man existed but didn’t think much about him until one day some kid makes grownups disappear, and now these men have to work TOGETHER. they exist, and their paths cross, but it’s not love at first sight, and there’s no shared legacy for them to fall into, but they keep crossing paths, when parallax destroys the universe, when there’s a world without grownups, and they HAVE to talk. they have to listen. they have acknowledge each other. and they do. little by little, over thirty years, through death and rebirth, separation and loss, reunion and going to a new home TOGETHER.

what if the love was a choice. what if they chose to care for each other even tho every aspect of the narrative sought to punt them both to hell. but couldn’t. bc bart allen CHOSE to find kon el in a broken multiverse. and when he did, kon el CHOSE to go home with him.

Craving this..

I want to kiss him all I want. Shove my tough down his throat while he has his hands around my neck. Im on top of him slowly moving my hand to move his thighs apart. Trailing my nails from the top of his thighs down. Then taking and pinning his hands above his head, grabbing the handcuffs I have set exactly where I can reach them, and cuff his hands as I kiss him more. “Be a good boy for me alright?” I say as I start to kiss down his neck giving him hickeys and nipping at his skin. All the way down his stomach I lift his shirt to kiss and bite there too. I go down to his squirming hips and take my arms, go under his thighs to grab and keep them still. I kiss and bite at his thighs, giving him dark hickeys leaving him all marked up. I use my thumb to rub him through his boxers. “Shh.. Be still puppy.” I tell him as he starts trying to move into my hands. I keep biting him as I rub him. He starts pleading, whining wanting more. I keep making eye contact with him as he whines. “Such a needy whore hm? I guess I'll give you what you want..” I move up to kiss him again. I go back down to his thighs and take off his boxers..

By the end, he's exhausted and mumbling about how good it was and I just keep telling him he did good and giving him water. Gotta keep the puppies hydrated. ;)

"Genshin is better", "honkai is better", "star rail is better", "wuthering waves is better" could some of you all possibly shut the hell up. Would it kill you all to just simply enjoy stuff without turning into it some kind of dick measuring contest

Mizu stawpp Yk I’m still on my period 🤦🏻‍♀️