in midnight sun when edward sees his siblings playing a convoluted chess game, knowing they won’t let him play, and in new moon when bella watches him & alice play, but the game happened entirely in their heads & only took a few minutes LIKE. no wonder edward was happy to spend their honeymoon playing chess instead of fucking lmao he hasn’t had a good opponent in over 80 years
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"You like purple, right?"
Yes, Charlie 😂
Doodles of Bella Swan because I can and I have nostalgia, and don't forget book-cactus-ketchup 📚🌵🥫
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funniest thing ever was the sex scene in BD, you’re telling me a 110 year old virgin and an awkward blushing 18 year old had good sex…on their first try? edward was probably holding up 3 medical anatomy textbooks including his battered grey’s anatomy book trying to find the cl!t and dry sobbing every time he got it wrong
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Made twilight fanart to annoy my girlfriend
(bonus Bella x Alice because Kristin Stewart deserves a hot vampire gf for all the shit she’s been thru lol)
Happy Valentine’s Day 😚😚
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"edward and bella would've never been together if he wasn't a vampire" is a crazy statement because they're quite frankly the couple that would've most likely gotten together in a modern no vampire retelling. edward and bella started as fucking lab partners or some shit to begin with. what do you mean they're the only couple who wouldn't be together without vampirism they are frankly the most likely couple???
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