Jasper being in love with the local beekeeper.
He constantly visits them, usually browsing. He won’t buy honey because he can’t use it and doesn’t want to have to engage with other people to gift them the honey he bought. He also doesn’t want to just have all the honey standing around in the house as it would just be wasted.
Eventually the beekeeper is a bit confused as to why he’s always coming to her shop but never buying anything.
”Are you maybe more interested in candles?“
Oh boy they sell candles.
You’d think Jasper has an obsession with candles if you ever see his room, but the man is just in love with the local beekeeper.
And buying candles is a great excuse to visit their shop and have conversations.
Also, the beekeeper once had a tired bee on their shoulder and Jasper thought it was so cute. Like?? A bee?? And it’s just peacefully climbing around on their shoulder??
He bought like 10 different candles that day
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as someone who has moved to a smaller city (30K people in total) for grad school, i would like to say twilight is wrong. the smaller the population the more people know you. i went to a cafe twice and they already know my order. 1000% everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires and are just too entertained by how bad they are at acting normal to break it to them
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My friend's Twitter feed did a thing lol
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what makes me actually boil with rage is the way it’s framed as though jacob & the cullens have an even rivalry and like, he hates them just as much as they hate him, but like… jacob is a lower class kid who lives on the rez, the cullens live in a plantation home on private property. jacob calling alice a leech is an insult, but alice calling him a mongrel calls into power and privilege, ya know. like am i supposed to honestly think jake making blonde jokes to rosalie (which is certainly sexist and uncalled for) is on the same level as her serving him food in a dog dish? him seeing the cullens as bloodsuckers and murderers is just like, incorrect and unfair, but them seeing him as uncivilized and over-aggressive has implications deeply rooted in the oppression of his people
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