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Which Cullen finally let it slip to Bella that they'd once had a family meeting re: whether or not to murder her?
Oh, this was totally Emmett. He was like "Woah, things would be so different if we had decided to kill Bella in that meeting." and Bella's like "Y'all had a meeting about possibly killing me?!" and gets all "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER" angry. Alice eventually calms her down and is like "Btw, I voted against killing you."
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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.
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Hey, that's interesting. Kristen Stewart is trending. Wonder what that is about, let's take a look in the- oh fuck. Not to be a bisexual on main but oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Jesus fucking Christ.
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I updated the graph for 2024
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