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pinkeoni · 1 year
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They’ve had the og party (the four boys) seperated for most of the seasons because putting them together is the key to solving everything
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burningparadiseduck · 6 months
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The fact that Neuvillette has consistently been put in a villain pose for every Fontaine version is hilarious and a bit suspicious to me.
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ruestheday · 10 days
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i haven’t been sober since 10am for 4/20 here’s some weed fueled batfam hcs
• tim smokes weed. i think he deserves it. as a treat
• dick bit people (in and out of custom) until he was like 13
• damian also bites people no one knows when he’ll stop
• tim was devastated when dick ran off to blüdhaven bc how was he supposed to stalk him now????
• the only thing stopping steph from completely dying her hair purple is she’d have to hide her hair when she’s spoiler but she looks cunty asf running around w her hair loose
• duke is one of the 7% of americans who thought chocolate milk comes from brown cows. he didn’t really think about it critically enough
• jason relates too much to olivia rodrigo songs it’s kinda embarrassing for him. deja vu comes on and he has an out of body experience
• barbara has seen every episode of south park and can tell you the episode based on a single clip
• cass really fucking likes spongebob to the horror of bruce who really fucking hates spongebob
• bruce uses gen z slang horribly wrong but no one will tell him
• alfred has met god
• dick and jason get their own robin photos confused
• damian couldn’t spell eloquently on one of his fifth grade spelling tests and refuses to ever say the word again
• dick is a stanley girl he has 4 different colors (heather blue, mist green, the target valentine’s day one he almost lost his life over, and lilac purple)
• barbara knows if princess diana’s death was an accident or not and she’s not telling the rest of us
• tim beat candy crush and emailed them begging for more levels and they told him no
• jason will only drink cold water
• cass learned what the word cunty meant and hasn’t stopped using it since but she says it in the most serious tone everytime
• steph is always thinking about the roman empire
• duke forgets he has super powers all the time. someone calls him a meta and he’s like “who???? me?????”
• jason makes fun of dick for being a stanley girl but secretly has a red one to keep his water cold in bc like i said he only drinks cold water
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voidloidsstuff · 1 month
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Gwendolyn Bouchard has debate kid energy
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class1akids · 10 months
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One important life hack is to keep your favourite fics on your phone on a reading app. Also keep some fics from your "to be read later" list.
Advantages:
Even if the fic is deleted, you'll have your personal copy
You don't need data to read fics
It makes reading long-fics a breeze
It looks like any old book, so you don't have to feel self-conscious on public transport because it's not instantly recognizable as ao3
You can keep all your faves with you all the time
it hardly takes up space on your phone - trust me.
Lifesaver for long flights / unexpected long wait
Disadvantages:
Not much. Makes commenting sometimes something you have to actively think about.
I personally just use the standard "Books" app on iphone. I download fics in "epub" format and open them in Books.
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notiddygxthgf · 10 months
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the girl you babysit is cute. her hot, single, mafia dad is cuter. (and he's rich).
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.You're No Good For Me
.❥ hot dilfs near u
.❥ the interview (7/9/23)
.❥ to be continued...
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(based on Diet Mountain Dew by Lana Del Rey)
master list + more!
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420jimmyuso · 6 months
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how can i be mad when he sounds so Hot ? if damian priest says he’s the leader who am I to disagree 🧎🧎🧎🧎
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kasterarts · 15 days
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I was "it" at the time, so I didn't know what happened... And you were bawling and wouldn't talk.
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mintmatcha · 7 months
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my friend once taught me that if your Uber ride is too expensive that you just have to find a guy, fuck him, and then he'll get you home for free.
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jazzyjesse · 1 year
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every single male minecraft youtuber is a lesbian idk how idk why but they are without fail a lesbian
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mattzerella-sticks · 4 days
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Stay with me now...
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draculasstrawhat · 9 months
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I don’t really know how to explain this, but that thing where “nice, middle class white ladies” infantilise (particularly young, particularly ND) trans men IS A THREAT.
The idea that you’re too young, too vulnerable, too easily influenced, too mentally ill to make your own medical decisions IS A DIRECT THREAT, and it is one with which the target audience are *deeply* familiar.
It is a threat of institutionalisation, social exclusion, direct removal of your rights and freedoms, of having your children, your job, your home, your ability to live independently, removed and - in the worst case - of forced medication and sterilisation. It is the abusive-maternal voice, telling you to “stop this behaviour now, or there will be Consequences.”
It’s the, “don’t mind her, she’s just at a difficult age/doing it for the attention,” which means you are not going to get the help you need, but you are going to be forced to accept all sorts of things you are not. It is the one by which we are removed from public spaces and punished endlessly in private until we conform.
It is a social control mechanism and it is one with which many of us are *deeply* familiar, and by which we are incredibly traumatised.
It is a dog whistle.
It means, to them, “don’t worry, I’m taking care of this,” and, “the situation is being contained.” To transmascs, it lets us know they are not going to let us get away with it, and it is directly intended to dredge up a lot of very, very deep early trauma.
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ekmeko · 1 year
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You give it all to make you feel desired Give it all to make you feel admired For love to replace your shame For us to praise your name
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dib-thing-wannabe · 2 months
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Okay, everyone's fucked, I'm making Rayman and Raymesis incorrect quotes.
Rayman: At least I wasn't a goddamn Coco Melon baby!
Raymesis: Wha- Bitch!! You quite literally ate dirt, you can't say shi-
Rayman: SHHHHH YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME OF THAT-
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Raymesis: ... Fuck it, I'm gonna go throw up, be right back.
Rayman: Wha- Why??
Raymesis: I think that it'll make me feel better if I do.
Rayman: That is exactly what will make you feel worse!
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Rayman: Come on, Raymesis. Spill.
Raymesis, not saying shit:
Rayman: I promise I won't tell a single soul about this, dead or living! Just tell me what.. that was about.
Raymesis, still not saying shit as his face starts progressively getting redder:
Rayman: ... Raymesis, tell me now, or I'm telling Mr Dark that you were just now laughing like a school girl for a good two minutes-
Raymesis: FUCK YOU-
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meowiethamt · 6 months
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some old arcane brainrot doodles
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saintshigaraki · 2 years
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not enough of you guys are into blue lock but you SHOULD be bc these guys are right up your alley 
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