mintmatcha
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in about 5 years Jojo siwa will come out about the abuse she endured and we will all feel bad
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mint... are you stalking me at work because i actually can never get peoples names right i always make my coworkers call the drinks i'm horrible 😭
it's not my fault!! everyone talks super quietly!!!
when the au is actually just your real life
I'm LITERALLY waiting for my sugar free low fat caramel latte right now
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Minr, I mean
Mont - sorry I mean Mibt, no, Bint
Darn it
this counts as bullying
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Coffee shop au but the barista CANNOT get the customers name correct
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No offense but minors will parade around trying to protect a fictional character and then go insert themselves into porn spaces and hard kinks. girl go save yourself you're the child in danger
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the inevitable heads are winning
Dan's trying to get me to change the title of my fic
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I WAS LITETALLY WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO POUNT THIS OUT HAHAHQ
cw: kids, reader has birth control implant
"Do you have something to tell me?"
Bakugo still has half of his hero uniform on, smudges of grime and soot across his face and neck. There's a clear, white demarcation where his shirt was and a trail of dirt behind his boots.
"I just fucking vaccuumed."
"I'll do it later." He quickly dismisses, even as he begins to kick off his shoes. "Why are there condoms on the grocery list?"
You shrug and go back to parusing on your phone. "We'll need them."
"For fucking what?"
You shoot his a glance, one eyebrow lifted. "For sex, dumbass."
"Dumbass." He repeats back, tone high and mocking. "We've never used a single condom our whole relationship-- you let me cream you the first fucking date."
You wrinkle your nose, even though he's right. There hasn't been a day since that first date that you haven't felt the delightfully uncomfortable wetness of cum sliding around inside you.
"Don't say it like that- you're gross." You raise your arm and gesture to the little scar there. "My birth control has to come out- its at the end of its life."
He rolls his eyes with a grunt, arms crossed tight over his torso. "That's it?"
"You were the one who said a kid 'maybe next year,' so we'll need condoms until then."
Bakugo plops down on the couch next to you, throwing your calves over his thighs. "We'll just move up the timeline. Start making one now, baby for the summer. No condoms."
"No."
"No?"
"No. I don't want to be pregnant in the summer. It's too hot to be carrying another human-- and I want to drink on the beach."
Bakugo looks at you with a grimace, lip curled up to show gum. "Are you fucking serious?"
"We can start trying in, I dunno." You count on your fingers, trying to do the math. "End of August."
"August?!" he gapes. "Motherfucker. I gotta call Kirishima."
"About condoms?"
"I gotta ask him about saving his brats onesies." He leans back on to the couch, brow knitted tight. "There's no way I'm not knocking you up by accident before August."
You shoot him a glare.
He meets your eye. "Keep giving me attitude and you'll have a bun in the oven by next month."
#thats why shes set on august#September is PUSHING IT#i think reader is scared and thats why shes being so specifix
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Licking his cunt like it's stamps.
Is that anything?
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Dan's trying to get me to change the title of my fic
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cw: kids, reader has birth control implant
"Do you have something to tell me?"
Bakugo still has half of his hero uniform on, smudges of grime and soot across his face and neck. There's a clear, white demarcation where his shirt was and a trail of dirt behind his boots.
"I just fucking vaccuumed."
"I'll do it later." He quickly dismisses, even as he begins to kick off his shoes. "Why are there condoms on the grocery list?"
You shrug and go back to parusing on your phone. "We'll need them."
"For fucking what?"
You shoot his a glance, one eyebrow lifted. "For sex, dumbass."
"Dumbass." He repeats back, tone high and mocking. "We've never used a single condom our whole relationship-- you let me cream you the first fucking date."
You wrinkle your nose, even though he's right. There hasn't been a day since that first date that you haven't felt the delightfully uncomfortable wetness of cum sliding around inside you.
"Don't say it like that- you're gross." You raise your arm and gesture to the little scar there. "My birth control has to come out- its at the end of its life."
He rolls his eyes with a grunt, arms crossed tight over his torso. "That's it?"
"You were the one who said a kid 'maybe next year,' so we'll need condoms until then."
Bakugo plops down on the couch next to you, throwing your calves over his thighs. "We'll just move up the timeline. Start making one now, baby for the summer. No condoms."
"No."
"No?"
"No. I don't want to be pregnant in the summer. It's too hot to be carrying another human-- and I want to drink on the beach."
Bakugo looks at you with a grimace, lip curled up to show gum. "Are you fucking serious?"
"We can start trying in, I dunno." You count on your fingers, trying to do the math. "End of August."
"August?!" he gapes. "Motherfucker. I gotta call Kirishima."
"About condoms?"
"I gotta ask him about saving his brats onesies." He leans back on to the couch, brow knitted tight. "There's no way I'm not knocking you up by accident before August."
You shoot him a glare.
He meets your eye. "Keep giving me attitude and you'll have a bun in the oven by next month."
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people will drool over hasan's fucking armpit and then post "woah spiders!!!" under a woman with armpit hair
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Is there such thing as creampie withdrawals...?
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i kinda envision tiny little baby girl with bakugo or dabi. (and now I had a twisted thoughts that mineta's daughter would probably outgrow him - father forgive my sins)
no one wants to read this but I always pictured dabi/touya with just the tiniest, sickest little newborn. Just absolutely heartbreaking. she's the first person he really needs to be there for
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im not happy if i cant be covered head to toe in clothing
i am a summer hater!
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i was scrolling through my feed and i saw your posts about your coworkers and i just wanted to let you know you are not only on the stupid/incompetent coworker struggle bus. i hope you have one coworker to share in your pain like i do because i would truly die without her. sending u good vibes <3
I only have one coworker sadly
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