no way geralt posted this on my tl guys i swear
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Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.
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I, for one, am really glad that we as a society are finally starting to understand the importance of bards
Honorable mention:
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I once loved a man who was all lips and hands
I don't believe the pretty little things that you say
pretty little things wilt away
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Say what you will about the witcher season 2 but all the "Yennefer took Jaskier in the divorce", "Geralt and Yennefer are a divorced couple rasing a kid and dating the same man", "geraskefer love triangle with an oblivious Jaskier in the middle" memes and fics were top tier
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i know its to introduce us to him but why would she say those things when geralt alrdy knows all that ? i hc she wanted to insult him so bad but couldnt do that in the temple so she simply said those as the holiest insults she could muster, accidentally complimenting him in the process
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The ages in this show!! I have made some jokes about this before, but it gets me - with aging Ciri up and bringing her closer to Jaskiers age when they meet I can not help but draw parallels. Like Geralt bonded way differently with both of them (which makes sense because Ciri has been his Child surprise since birth and Jaskier just randomly turned up one day and followed him like a puppy) but it's so funny to me. also I'm 100% sure Jaskier was horny as fuck from the beginning so there was a whole different vibe from the get go
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her sweet kiss is a breakup song for when you’re heartbroken. burn butcher burn is a breakup song for when you’re furious. extraordinary things is a breakup song for when you’re over it.
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