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ghostlylicious · 2 days

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w.i.p.

im cooking up something (this is a school project)

#the witcher #dandelion witcher #jaskier #art #fanart #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher fanart #digital art #procreate drawing #renaissance painting inspired 😭

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its-bread-bitch · 10 months

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Here’s the thing:

Jaskier doesn’t have a horse. I mean yeah, technically he has Pegasus but in nw and most fanon media he doesn’t. The man walks at the same pace as a horse every day for twenty years. And I’m sure Geralt let him put SOME things on Roach, but probably not much. She’s Geralt’s horse and needs to carry his things AND Geralt, no one wants her to be over extended with bard stuff. So that means Jaskier carries all his stuff himself which is AT MINIMUM, his lute, notebooks, probably like 3 sets of relatively complex performing outfits and road clothes, all his fancy cosmetic stuff, a bedroll, and his METAL coin money. He also probably has first aid things like bandages and potions, frivolous things like baubles and jewelry, food, water, and probably other bard stuff like spare strings and such.

Yeah, Jask is depicted as traveling without bags but that’s just not possible. He probably carries his own essentials and as someone who backpacks— that alone is usually 20+ lbs. WITH modern technology aimed at making things lighter. Thats not counting all the fancy stuff he’s prone to and his career tools. Jaskier is probably hauling like 40-50lbs or more of stuff EVERY DAY while mostly roughing it off the land and keeping pace with a man on horseback. Oh, and this is WHILE SINGING AND TALKING the entire time. Can you imagine this man’s lung capacity? To sing and talk constantly while exerting himself?

This is all to say: Jaskier is strong as fuck and fit as hell. The thing is though, he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Yeah, he probably knows he’s got the muscle and such, but he still is largely perceived as a delicate person. He PROJECTS being delicate. Being fragile and pampered and in need of the finer things. He projects capable, but not strong. This. Is. Hilarious.

Jaskier, having already walked 12 miles at a moderate incline carrying 40lbs of stuff without breaking a sweat (it’s barely past midday): Geralt I am FRAGILE. I cannot POSSIBLY walk through this mud. (It’s like a 3 ft section) I’m not a rugged mountain man like you, I’m simply not BUILT for this!

Geralt, staring at Jaskier who’s as burly as most Witchers and has walked the path w/o Witcher training for over a decade: hm

#jaskier witcher #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #dandelion witcher #dandelion #witcher geralt #geralt z rivii #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #the witcher #witcher netflix #witcher #the bard jaskier #geraskier #gerlion

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solarmidnight · 2 months

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I need a Witcher adaptation that finally gets Geralt's friendship with Dandelion correct. When together, those two live in each other's pockets, and share everything from beds to clothes to money, and will happily debate philosophy together. Geralt protects Dandelion physically, whilst Dandelion's going to verbally fight anyone who badmouths Geralt. Dandelion has no martial prowess whatsoever, yet that won't stop him from going into Brokilon forest, or into all-out war by Geralt's side. And Geralt can be pissy and have an attitude around Dandelion and not have to worry that Dandelion's gonna take off; in fact, a few times Dandelion tells him he's being dumb, then they go back to being friends again. They never doubt that the other has their back.

I just one adaptation to do them justice.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #dandelion witcher #jaskier #geraskier

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sgushyonka · 1 year

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The Pipeline

#the witcher #the hexer #jaskier #dandelion witcher

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elythegardeningbard · 3 months

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The Asskier Chair

For those who don't know me well here, I moved in last year in my new home with my two children. I had been living with my parents since the beginning of the divorce proceedings so of course, when I moved in, I had basically nothing.

My parents offered to look around a few places, thrift stores and such, to help me fill up the place and this is the phone call I received from my mother (translated from French):

Mom :"I found you a chair"

"Okay"

Mom : "It's 80$. But you need it"

"I don't see how I would need an $ 80 chair..."

Mom: "You don't understand. There's a bard on it"

"A bard..? On the chair"

Mom: "Well exactly, on it yes. Actually... You sit on his face"

"..." Confused

So she sends me the following pictures

And of course I bought the Chair and of course, Twitter decided via poll that it would be names Asskier

Apparently, my dad was not impressed and he told my mom I wouldn't want it because we sat on his face.

Mom "Pretty sure it's the main reason Elias will want it. It's pretty gay"

Here's a more current picture of Asskier, living its best chair life in my living room

Near My lute and the Fireplace

#jaskier #dandelion witcher #the witcher game #the witcher #antique #bard #Geraskier #Geralt would sit on that chair without noticing #jaskier pankratz #jaskier dandelion #Asskier the Chair #asskier #the witcher jaskier #slutty bards #best bard

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slowpokegamer · 7 months

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I was talking about this last night in my groupchat, but I've been in shambles lately thinking about how fresh little 19 year old baby Dandelion was ready to fucking DIE alongside Geralt during the short story "The Edge of the World"

Like he just met this white haired bozo. Geralt was about to convince the elves to SPARE him and Dandelion was like "KILL ME TOO OR ELSE I'LL SET THE WORLD AGAINST YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!"

I can't breathe, he's somehow just the stupidest motherfucker in the world and also somehow the most LOYAL ASS BITCH IN EXISTENCE. He loves his friends so much, he loves GERALT, so much 😭😭 He was gonna get revenge for Geralt if the elves killed him through whatever means he was able to and he was 100% serious on that threat

He literally barely knew Geralt and he was ready to give up EVERYTHING, he immediately decided he was going to be bonded to this broody asshole for the rest of his life and THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

I care about them so much. They make me want to start tearing up carpets, I'm gonna be sick /pos

#its been awhile since ive read that story so forgive me if some information is wrong #its been AWHILE #the witcher #the witcher books #the last wish #the edge of the world #dandelion #book dandelion #dandelion witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #gerlion #they make me feel so many things I CANT DO THIS #their friendship is so underrated sometimes #THEY'RE SUCH BESTIES...#i finished all the books and im STILL torn on whether or not i want them to be boyfriends or just stay besties #THEY'RE SO QUEER PLATONIC CODED IT MAKES ME WANNA THROW UP #/pos

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flavoredfaeman · 5 months

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Sharing a private moment

#i love these dorks #faes art #the witcher #wiedźmin #wiedzmin #witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geraskier #the witcher books #witcher books #digital art #digital illustration #illustration #dandelion witcher #witcher art #fanart #gerlion

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mayasooong · 1 year

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In midst of the The Witcher 3 Next-gen update craze, let's wind down a bit with the famous Bard and White Wolf before setting off to the Path again

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benevolenterrancy · 2 years

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I started replaying TW3 and gambesons are hands down my favourite type of armour in the game, especially the atrocious green and plum coloured one

#the witcher #witcher #the witcher 3 #tw3 #tw3 wild hunt #geralt #geralt of rivia #dandelion #dandelion witcher #jaskier #gerlion #trying to design clothes for dandelion continues to be one of the most frustrating possible things #the man looks like a five year old who was allowed to dress himself #my art #i needed to take a break from art fight to draw a silly comic i feel like i haven't done one in a while #i also have an art request in my inbox that i'll probably do before i return to artfight #though anon... that's a doozy man you're lucky i love you guys

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tepidti · 1 year

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you're nothing, you're less, you're broken, a mess.

#art #artwork #artist #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #jaskier dandelion #jaskier witcher #dandelion witcher #screenshot redraw

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blackfire5561 · 1 year

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Missed doodling my Witcher designs

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #wiedzmin #dandelion witcher #jaskier #tfw u are out on a nice stroll and then a forktail flies overhead #i ended up cropping this but pls know that dandelion's full pose is much fruitier #jolie's art

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ghostlylicious · 23 days

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no way geralt posted this on my tl guys i swear

#the witcher #dandelion witcher #jaskier #the witcher things #the hexer #geralt of rivia #stolen from my twitter #michał żebrowski #zbigniew zamachowski #cw language

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its-bread-bitch · 8 months

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Modern Geraskier would be Jaskier in the sluttiest, most colorful fashion forward outfits imaginable, serving cunt 24/7 and Geralt in one hoodie/t shirt that’s falling apart and only gets washed once a month. Geralt is not serving cunt. He’s giving 1AM Walmart depression run with ‘tism rizz that only and VIOLENTLY affects Jaskier.

#geraskier #geralt x jaskier #gerlion #jaskier #the witcher #dandelion #geralt of rivia #jaskier witcher #dandelion witcher #geralt of rivera #modern Witcher #modern Geraskier

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geraltyen-of-corvobianco · 4 months

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𝘈 𝘎𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘓𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳 ✨

Happy New Year everyone...Wishing you a wonderful year ahead. 💜 P.S. That troll is actually an OC of my stories - a friendly, Gwent-loving troll who managed to become friends with Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri. xD

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher 3 #witcher fan art #yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla of cintra #yennefer #dandelion witcher #dandelion #witcher eskel #witcher lambert #zoltan chivay #geraltyen of corvobianco

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sgushyonka · 5 months

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modern ru au (god it took so long to draw)

#the witcher #hansa #emiel regis #geralt of rivia #dandelion witcher #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #angoulême #milva barring

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morethannullity · 1 year

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Doodled Dandelion to cheer myself up a bit

#the witcher #dandelion witcher #witcher books #my art

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