purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

for @jonsaremembers. Not by explicit request I'm just too tired to go to bed

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

I don’t care but I hope enough people get mad at him for saying fag that he has to come out as bisexual again as damage control

Oho, but first! I see your ear is also uncovered, like some kind of common whore! Perhaps I can buzz by it 23 times in 30 seconds first?

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

how?? just how?

Bro take his ass to Jurassic Park 3

Controversial opinion but if I search for "leather roll" and the next thing that's recommended is to search "real leather fabric by the yard" and I search that and then there's only 2 results for actual leather and they're like 12x12 squares only and everything else is faux leather I think that whatever brands are tagging their faux leather as real should have every board member, ceo, and high-ranking employee shot in front of their families and fed to the dogs.

Side note I also think companies that manufacture faux leather should have 1,000 plagues.

Read this in Mort's voice

okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand