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ismellpestilence · 2 days ago
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I hate you constant production of sequels and prequels. I hate you reboots that contribute nothing. I hate you origin stories that no one asked for. I hate you everyone that makes adaptations and leave the original creator in the dark. I hate you everyone that takes stories and strips away everything they have to say so it can appeal to every possible person. I hate you everyone involved who thinks no one notices when you directly ignore the events/cannon of the previous installment. I hate you shows that only make sense if you've seen all the other shows. I hate you studios that think you can buy yourselves a good story.
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He was a punk, she did ballet...
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sorrowandchartreuse · 2 days ago
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something that is so wild to me about the Jurassic Park universe is that being eaten by a dinasour is just a very possible way you could die, even if you are literally nowhere near the islands. Like especially in the lost world when the t rex gets into the city.
Just imagine finally getting off your Minimum Wage Job at night and you're heading home all ready to sleep and BOOM. Eaten by a dinasour. and now that's like your official cause of death. So wild
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titkoks · 2 months ago
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funnytwittertweets · 3 months ago
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wayward-delver · 6 months ago
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Baby Tyrannosaurus Rex and its father at the beach.
Prehistoric Planet (2022) airing on May 23
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catchymemes · 3 months ago
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rainbowkarolina · 7 months ago
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JURASSIC PARK (1993) JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION (2022)
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thestuffedalligator · 10 months ago
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On the screen, Jeff Goldblum lounged in sweaty, shirtless glory.
Then the scientist said: “You know I worked on one of these, right?”
“What, one of the Jurassic Park movies?”
“No, like an actual Jurassic Park. Real ‘man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs’ stuff. We were going to open an actual theme park with actual dinosaurs.”
She narrowed her eyes. “You’re fucking with me.”
“I’m dead serious.” Ice cubes clinked together as she flourished the glass. “Some billionaire saw the movie in the nineties and immediately started privately developing his own dinosaur theme park. It actually got pretty far into development.”
She looked into the depths of the drink. “Didn’t end well.”
On the screen, Bob Peck was talking about lysine.
“Was it velociraptors?”
She looked up, blinking away the vision she saw in the glass. “Hm?”
“Did it go bad because velociraptors?”
“Oh, no, the velociraptors actually turned out to be very sweet. If you can imagine a penguin mixed with a hawk, that’s a velociraptor. And all the tyrannosaurus wanted to do was sleep and seduce her handler.
“The problem was the brachiosaurus.”
The ice cubes clinked together as she tipped her head back and finished the drink too quickly.
On the screen, Samuel L. Jackson was talking about butts.
She swirled the glass and stared at the ice cubes as they rattled off each other.
“Did you know that cows kill an average of twenty people a year?” she asked.
“Deliberately, too. A predator will kill for food, or if it thinks you’re a threat, but mostly they don’t care about people.
“But a cow? A cow will trample you because it’s a big, dumb, territorial thing and it’s genetically designed to protect itself from predators.
“Imagine a cow filled with the wrath of God.”
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marthajefferson · 5 months ago
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JURASSIC PARK REUNION Laura Dern, Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum for Vanity Fair
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goblinqueenc · 7 months ago
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beyoncescock · a month ago
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queendomcosplay · 7 months ago
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After trying to decide if The Mummy was filmed with the male gaze or female gaze, I’ve come to the conclusion that it was filmed under the Bisexual Gaze. Here’s a list of other films with the Bisexual Gaze:
Jurassic Park
Venom
Every Barbie Film
Night at the museum, but specifically every scene with Jebediah and Octavius
The 2005 Pride and Prejudice
Pirates of the Caribbean
Les Miserables
Newsies
The Hannibal TV Show
Good Omens
Basically, if you look at a film and think “oh my god everyone is attractive why and the film has a bunch of just…super obviously implied queerness, congrats, that’s the Bisexual Gaze baby! Feel free to add to the list
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