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i wanna say we should give shigaraki chapstick but like...
take a look at this fucker
take a real good look because this dumbass would probably take a bite out of the chapstick and call it good
like you cannot tell me otherwise
#shigaraki tomura#bnha shigaraki#mha shigaraki#bnha#mha#my hero acedamia#my hero academia#chapstick#you cant tell me otherwise tho#like toga probably tried and this mf just ate it#she was traumatized#had to get therapy#twice tried comforting her#it did NOT work
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I was trying to play ping pong with a tube of Chapstick.
It did not go well.
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#petfinder#catfinder#cat#kitten#kitty#bonded pair#chapstick#ellipses#black tuxedo#solid black#ny#new york
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I can’t fucking believe this is how he puts on chapstick. I don’t believe him. There’s no way this man went through like half a fuckin tube in one go.
Why is it never normal? Y’all talk about experimenting and observing people but genuinely I want to see his brain. Like how does he function? Why is he impossible to predict? What god of chaos consumed Jeremy Elbertson? Why is he hot?
#blorbo#blorbo posting#jerma985#jeremy elbertson#196#chapstick#gay#funny#lol#chaotic good?#I really want to know about his schooling#like I need to do a documentary series on him or I’m gonna explode
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Rose Petal & Beetroot Chapstick // StardustandStems
#StardustandStems#chapstick#lipbalm#lip tint#lip balm#chap stick#skin care#bath and body#makeup#make up
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Lip Rageous & ChapIce by OraLabs
#lip rageous#chapice#oralabs#cosmetics#90s cosmetics#cosmetic#lip gloss#lip smacker#juice Barr#y2k#lip balm#chapstick#2000s#2000s nostalgia#2000s style#2000s kids#y2k nostalgia#00s#y2k aesthetic#y2k style#2000s kid#makeup#NSYNC#1999#2000#00s kid#y2kcore#90s#00’s#2000s fashion
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#chapstick#strawberries#strawberry shortcake#female hysteria#lana del rey#female manipulator#girl interupted syndrome#poetry#manic pixie dream girl#elizabeth woolridge grant#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#pink#dollette#soft pink#adorable#lizzy grant#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#living dead girl#priscilla presley
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A wizard that uses a really long chapstick as their magic staff:
You will catch him dropping shit cause his hands are so slick
You will catch him casting spells that just will not stick
You will catch him in an outfit with just no drip
But you will never catch that wizard with a chapped fucking lip
#wizard#wizardposting#wizard shit#wizardblogging#wizardblr#d&d#dnd#make up a guy#poem#rhyme#character idea#chapstick#magic items
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Mwah♡Mwah
Summary: a series of events in which xiao would often peck a soft kiss on your lips anytime he catches you putting chapstick. ~(っ˘³(•́ ᵕ •̀?)
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Desc; this is all fluff! Pairing gn reader & xiao, Established relationship, this will be a short little silly thing since it came up in my mind a while ago. !!This is not proof read as I made it in the middle of the night!!
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【☆】 You were cleaning your room. After a while you noticed your lips were getting dry. You were trying to find your favorite chapstick and couldn’t find it anywhere. You checked where you last put it again and it was there! As if it just appeared out of thin air…strange. You brushed off the thought and put it on. Your lips were now smooth to the touch and ‘hydrated’. You went back to work when suddenly you felt a familiar presence poof behind you. You turned around and noticed it was Xiao! Before you could get a word out he silenced you with a gentle kiss on your lips. He let it linger but not for long before poofing back into thin air with his black, teal, and dark green puff of smoke. You were stunned for a moment trying to process what happened while Xiao was somewhere out there smiling faintly to himself out of satisfaction for being able to feel your lips against his, though he did wish he stayed longer to see the look on your face.
【☆】 you were getting ready to go out with your friends while Xiao was keeping an eye on you from a far. As soon as he noticed you were reaching out for your chapstick, which was his favorite that he loves to see you in, he couldn’t wait in anticipation, even if it didn’t show on his face. Once you applied it on, he appeared right beside you without you even noticing, and with once quick glance that you took at him, he in one quick swift movement, pulled you close by your chin and pressed his lips against yours. It felt like heaven to him. He kept his lips against yours for a long moment since you didn’t protest and once he pulled away, he licked your lips to get more of the sweet flavors of your chapstick before disappearing into a puff of smoke again leaving you to be a blushing mess.
【☆】 another time, he tried to be a little mischievous and hide your chapstick from you. He watched as he saw your attempt in trying to find it, in his mind finding it amusing and adorable by how you tried to look for your object with little knowledge of where he could be while he had it the whole time. Eventually once you approached him and asked him where it was, he simply shrugged and said “would you like to use mine?” You were surprised as you didn’t thing he would use those type of things but a nod was all he needed for him to pull you in and kiss you on the lips. Pressing his lips against yours for a long lingering kiss that felt like ages and once he pulled away you felt a soft sensation on your lips. That’s when you realized what he meant. He applied your chapstick on his lips in order to transfer to yours. Seemingly being a perfect excuse for him to feel your lips again.
Seems like his favorite part of you are your lips💞
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• Hello! Just wanted to say that since winter break started for me I’ll be posting more often! And if you have any ideas in mind on what I can write about next pls let me know! Thank you & I hope you have/had a great day!
#xiao#fluff#genshin#meow#sweet#xiao fluff#xiao x reader#xiao x reader genshin#Xiao#cute#gender neutral reader#gender neutral y/n#chapstick#soft#lips#heart#love#romantic#romance fluff#romance fanfic#new writers on tumblr#new writer boost
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Someone stole a chapstick tube from inside my car as I was getting into it and taunted me. So I ran him over.
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The A.H. Robins Co, 1975
#Lip Quencher#ad#1975#lipstick#Rene Russo#advertisement#Chap Stick#1970s#swimming pool#lips#retro#70s look#advertising#chapstick
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lol i love nick and everything like this is not hate but why has not a single person discussed how ridiculous his prices are? like surely he knows his audience are mainly super young teen girls, where tf is he expecting them to get this money from? and for a chapstick like bro what!?! now all these 12 years old will be screaming at their moms to buy $50 chapstick just because it’s nicks lmao
also just like why? 😭lmao like i had no idea nick had a ‘passion’ for chapstick it feels so random, feel like as soon as influencers get enough money they just be pumping products left right and centre for funsies just because they can so silly hehe
does anyone agree? like i seriously love nick this is not hate it’s just constructive criticism, like why has no one given him a wake up call?
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Sam's used to Castiel's stares, and didn't think anything as odd when they watched him carefully as Sam put on Sam chapstick.
"What is that?" Castiel asked, and Sam looked down at the object in hand.
"This?" Sam asked to confirm, and the angel nodded. Walking up to Sam, taking it out of the hunters hand. Inspecting it, and focusing on the ingredients.
Sam didn't know what to do, "Uh, it's just something you put on chapped lips." He said waiting for the angel to hand it back to him.
Instead the angel looked up at Sam, "Can I try some?" Castiel asked.
Sam shrugged, "Sure, knock yourself out."
The angel brought their lips to Sam's, surprising the hunter who didn't have time to react, just as quickly as the angel captured his lips, they released them.
Sam instantly missed the feeling and wanted them back on his, however the angel handed Sam back the chapstick, "Thank you, Sam."
"What are we thanking Sam for?" Dean asked, entering the room. Sam was too stunned to speak.
"He taught me what chapstick is." Castiel said simply. Dean rolled his eyes.
"Of course he did. When you two are done braiding each other's hair, we're playing poker." Dean told them, Sam just nodded and watched as the angel walked out with Dean, putting a hand on his lips, still feeling Castiel's.
Wondering what had just happened.
#Chapstick#Also took place in early seasons where Castiel knew about lipstick#Castiel being a flirt in their own manner#sam winchester#castiel#sastiel#samstiel#samcas
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