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“Shop is open”
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1 - Moon stone - 20 currency
2 - Red marble - 50 currency
3 - Lottery - 15 currency
4 - King and crown’s TCG - 5 currency
5 - Power armor ‘left arm’ - 50 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red/blue/purple - 1 currency per robe
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"Consumables"
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1 - Mana potion - 10 currency
2 - healing tablet - 10 currency
3 - energy tablet - 10 currency
4 - healing tablet - 10 currency
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"Salt"
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@bi-gender-sorcerer
@damnable-druid
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I’ve put wasps in all your homes. No magic involved. Have fun.
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gavamont · 12 hours
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Wizard sleepy, wizard true
Sleep on waves of ocean blue
Wizard tired, Wizard fine
Tipsy from drinking rum and wine
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adderalltheblue · 2 days
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I got a new spell book!
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...mmrgh, what is this...? My body craves stillness... surely I couldn't be-... no, there's simply no way, I am a...
Informis lets out a long yawn...
I... I can't even be bothered to teleport myself home...
He flops backwards onto the grass below.
....grr, no, I don't need sleep, I'm a god...
He slowly gets up.
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tanzel · 11 months
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softandwigglybones · 5 months
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*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*
Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,
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“Shop is open”
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1 - Moon stone - 20 currency
2 - enchantment stripper - 17 currency
3 - lock-picks - 13 currency
4 - Kings and crowns’ TCG - 5 currency
5 - dust - 4 currency
6,7 - Skulls booster pack - 5 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red/blue/purple - 1 currency per robe
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"Consumables"
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1 - Mana potion - 10 currency
2 - healing vial - 5 currency
3 - energy tablet - 10 currency
4 - healing tablet - 10 currency
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"Salt"
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@bi-gender-sorcerer
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ash-the-tiefling · 2 months
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COUNTRY GNOMES
TAKE THEIR BONES
*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*
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gavamont · 1 day
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I went to a place that had one of those automated wand and staff cleaners, the dude running the event was kind of a clean freak, but I think it’s bullshit. Put my staff in the machine and it said my staff is haunted by 3 ghosts, 4 fairies, and 2 different colonies of sentient fungus.
Like, it feels super judgy to call every malevolent entity that is attached to my casting staff a “haunting”. Sometimes I get to be the one using them for my desires, ever think of that?
Also, yes, someone did try putting their dick in the wand cleaner. Instantly flayed.
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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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this wizard who pondered his orb and liked what he saw
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8ball-wizard · 1 year
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reblog to cast Fentanyl's Curse on a cop
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the-curse-wizard · 4 months
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Reblog to be killed immediately by my murder curse
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wizard-of-thumbtacks · 7 months
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I'VE DONE IT! THE ULTIMATE EXPIERIENCE OF WIZARD HATS!
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I present to you, wormzard.
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