in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur
Ah, it could be because Ratazom is unpleasant and talks about economic theory after 3 wizard ales.
A wizard that has their magical keep hidden in the shell of a gargantuan mollusk. He pays the mollusk rent (fish summoned from the elemental plane of infinite sea bass), so he’s welcome there, but it’s hard for other wizards to go to the bottom of the ocean to see him, so sadly his dinner parties just never go well. He has wasted so much time cooking scallops for large crowds only to feed them to the mollusk 😔
How dare he! Next time I go, you’re coming with. He has some pretty good Wizard Acid.
A wizard that has their magical keep hidden in the shell of a gargantuan mollusk. He pays the mollusk rent (fish summoned from the elemental plane of infinite sea bass), so he’s welcome there, but it’s hard for other wizards to go to the bottom of the ocean to see him, so sadly his dinner parties just never go well. He has wasted so much time cooking scallops for large crowds only to feed them to the mollusk 😔
It’s at the bottom of the sea, but I hope you’re ready for Musical Chairs while on Wizard Acid. Like regular acid, but sometimes the shit you see is really transforming into your 4th grade math teacher.
A wizard that has their magical keep hidden in the shell of a gargantuan mollusk. He pays the mollusk rent (fish summoned from the elemental plane of infinite sea bass), so he’s welcome there, but it’s hard for other wizards to go to the bottom of the ocean to see him, so sadly his dinner parties just never go well. He has wasted so much time cooking scallops for large crowds only to feed them to the mollusk 😔