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“New book”
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So I get asked a lot why I talk like a druid but dress in black like a necromancer. And the truth is that I like the aesthetic, it makes me feel good. People don't have to dress a certain way to be a certain kind of person.
And on the subject of druids; they're a lot more rigid in their beliefs than they like to pretend. Most specialty casters are. Can people cause harm to the natural order? Of course. Does that mean we need to completely separate ourselves and live in seclusion? Of course not.
Pyromancers see every problem as something to burn, necromancers haven't met a corpse they didn't want to raise, druids haven't met a tree that didn't need protecting. It all gets exhausting when you realize how stuck in their ways these specialists are. "When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
I'm out here building a toolbox, sometimes you need a wrench, sometimes a hammer, or a drill. But if you limit yourself to just what you know, you lose sight of all other options.
A man came to me, he was having sunstroke daily with his farm work, and the local healer just kept fixing him over and over. I gave him one of my sun resistance necklaces, he hasn't needed to see that healer for sunstroke again. The healer was good at his job, but he couldn't see past his specialty to the underlying problem. His solution was either come in for daily healing or stop working.
This is what I mean by sustainable magic. Magic that works, long term, for the problems people face every day.
Sorry I got off topic, so yeah, I dress in black, wear black lipstick, black nails, show my skin off, and in general am pretty chill despite looking like a teenager's idea of a hot necromancer. Anyway! Have a pleasant day!
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HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS
I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.
MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN
I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.
You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.
Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.
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Fermis lays beneath a glass bowl, staring at the dark, stormy skies above. Rain pours down upon Wizard Island Island, distant lightning strikes sometimes lighting up the forest.
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🏳️⚧️ TRANS PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP 🏳️⚧️
Click here to instantly cast [Gender Euphoria] on a trans person
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get this post to 10k notes and I'll add a familiar that follows you around in the game.
(Draft designs below)
Purrrple the cat - @crystal--runeheart
Oldwin the dragon - @alhex--the--reporter
Gladius the cat - @the-final-knight
Smokes the dragon - @a-scientist-reborn
Names, designs etc may be changed, some may not end up in final game, as my plans and the game are very heavily in the drafting stage when it comes to new features.
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(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on)
(List of effects)
TP who TC Gains partial divinity
TP who TC can ask one question to the universe and gets a true answer
TP who TC is immune to all undead for 24 hours
TP who TC can ask one request of the Flock of seagulls
TP who TC gains absolute mastery of there most proficient skill
TP who TC gets there perfect ideal of a follower summoned, the follower is made of stained glass
All people who wants to attack TP who TC becomes completely peaceful
TP who TC has the vision permanently enhanced by 4x
TP who TC brain grows 10x as fast and smart for 1 hour
the next good effect drawn from TD is doubled
TP who TC has everything blue that there touching enchanted randomly.
TP who TC gains a skeleton key
TP who TC arms turned to metal
TP who TC is recognised as a minor noble in the nearest nobility system
all eyes in a 1 mile radius of TD glows gold for a year
TP who LC gets magic equal TP who C's magic capabilities for 1 spell
TP who NC has there card effect double
TP who TC can identify if it’s safe to drink any water they see
TP who TC gets 10 currency
TP who HC has control over a small company of knights
TP who TC gains scales for 1 hour
TP who TC begins to be observed by a god
TP who TC will have all cuts immediately scab over for the next month
(Automatic custom card)
TP who TC plays a game of 20 question, if you win, you get a clue finding spy glass. If you lose you lose an eye.
TP who TC next spell will go wild
all water in a 30 foot radius of TD turns into wine
TP who LC has its effect happen to TP who TC
TP who NC has TP who LC effect added to theres
TP who NC will gain the ability to know where you are at all time
TP who TC has all there hair light on fire, they are not armed nor is there hair
TP who TC experiences 1 years worth of advanced mutation that would be handy in this situation
all grass in a 3 yard radius of TD turns into a fungus based alternative
TP who TC will lose all their hair and have it regrow in a 24 hour period
TP who TC is swarmed by pollen
TD loses its magical effect for 10 minutes
TP who TC gets struck by lightning
TP who TC if they have a scarred over stump it grows cactus spines making it impossible to restore, if not you are immune to cactuses.
TP who TC loses their sense of smell for 10 min
in a 1 yard radius around TP who TC rain will clouds form and rain for 1 week
TP who TC becomes a telepathic potted plant for 1 hour. they're completely inanimate but still conscious anyone who touches them is given a random effect from these options #1. they too become a telepathic potted plant but without the secondary effect #2. they get healed a whole bunch (regenerating limbs n such. but no resurrection) #3. their clothes are replaced with grass and leaf equivalents that are not very covering.
TP who TC becomes a potted telepathic plant for a year
TP who LC attacks you
TP who TC loses all of wealth
TP who TC has there most prized possession trapped in this card for 1 year or until they tell someone a deep secret
all events that took place in the last hour reverts in a 20 yard radius of TD
TP who TC Dies
TP who NC will gain control of your body for 1 minute
(List of terms)
The person (TP)
The deck (TD)
Drew this card (TC)
Drew last card (LC)
Draws next card (NC)
Holds this card (HC)
(Rules)
You can ask pay for a card with 10 currency
When you pay you can specify our of character whether you want a random card or if you want me to make a new one for you
If I make a new one I’ll add it to the list
Also if the card calls for good or bad it is referring to thirds, the first 1/3 is good, the last 1/3 is bad and the middle in neutral, round down and give the neutral the extra cards.
If you pick random, roll for me out of the numbers and tell me what you get
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“Hey”
@goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-mighty-dalob
“Hey,w why are we doing today?”
#new wizard#wizard tumblr#wizardblr#new to wizardblr#wizard#wizard posting#wizardposting#wizard island#wizard island island#isle of magic
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A powerful curse
#wizard#wizardposting#wizard shit#fantasy#wizard island island#wizard posting#wizardblr#wizard memes#wizard tumblr#wizards
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*There is a large beam of light in the distance, trees shaking and birds flying off before it stops abruptly*
Oh, perhaps a blessing from the sun! *He runs towards it*
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Updated Version!
Sorry this took me so long, I was really busy and kept forgetting.
Did I miss anyone?
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I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.
Some ground rules:
Don’t fuck with the tunnels.
Don’t fuck with the generators.
Don’t fuck with my tower.
Don’t fuck with the rats.
Don’t fuck with the goblins.
Don’t fuck with the gnomes.
Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.
You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.
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*I suddenly appear out of thin air about 10m to your left*
Did... did it work?
*I look around a bit before spotting you*
Oh, yes it did!
Hello!
*Regina looks up from where she was sitting*
Oh hi! I didn’t hear you walk up! Pardon the mess.
*her skin has grease all over it, in front of her is some kind of magi-tech device under construction*
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*Selma is still looking for you*
-@the-final-knight (it's been a while, but do you want to continue?)
(Yeah. Good timing actually. I’ve been really busy recently and I’m finally free. Well sort of, but less busy than I was)
*Selma sees a familiar green-blue glow coming from a cave nearby*
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GET PRANKED LOSERS
CURSE OF CUBICAL ORB
No more perfect, smooth, pondering for ye dumbasses
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(Ping list: @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @kingoflesserminormages @baronking-tulama)
*A portal opens on one Side are Gobbo, Juli/AMU and me on the other Baronking Tulam of Hjensis*
Baron king, please meet my Apprentices Gobbo and Juli, Gobbo, juli this is Baronking Tulam of Hjensis the Noble i told you about.
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