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rainbow rocket will forever be the funniest thing in pokemon history because the idea of giovanni looking at two dudes that are divorced to one another, some guy with depression, a weird fucked up old wizard, and whatever lysandre was and going "yes.. these are the perfect minds for my evil polycule" as if all of them (including him) arent completely terrible in every aspect
Lysandre is the team mascot obviously
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if the theory of sam reich being replaced by .. evil wizard dalton reich (and i cant believe i am partaking in this discurse) is true..
i've seen some people asking the question about what those childhood tapes mean. Well i am one of the ancient ones that owned vhs tapes and you know you could replace whats stored on those tapes with overwriting it with new material but it would slowly degrade the quality as the magnetic tape the information is stored on isn't necessarly made to be re-recorded on indefinetly which would also explain the degrading quality of the gamechanger episode.
So my theory is that dalton reich wants to erase sam from history and to do this he is slowly erasing any proof that could hint on sam and dalton being two different people. One thing he appearantly needed to do is overwrite these old vhs tapes of sams childhood.
#game changer#dropout tv#Sam Reich#having worked in an archive i think depending on quality of the tape and what generation it is#you can record and re-record on it 5-10 times#which would fit the loops on the episode kinda#listen i wanted to be cool but i love time loops OKAY#I am actually in disbelieve that no one tackled sam to the ground#like brennan did during the dance thing in the “second place” episode#and screamed “DANCING IS A SIN”#to keep Sam from kicking the god damn camera#i also feel like i've been hexed with the wenis curse#you see all those text about it and think.. well... how bad can it be? truely?#and the answer is simple#EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS#THE WENIS IS A DANCE#EVERBYODY IS A GENIUS#WHO KNOWS IS IN ADV (gunshoots.. sirens blaring in the background.. and a wet thud sounds right next to you)#also.. not to be like alu head levels of conspiracy but by now the nimber of accounts#saying the dropout cast should be hunting down sam as the final game changer episode of the season#is suspicious to me#like... if that turn out to be a fixitman situation of people being IN on something#am just going full balls to the wall riz gukgak tatooing night yorb on his chest levels of insane by now 👍#also the sfx needed thing#reminds me about how jacob always does his own buzzer sound#because clearly the normal buzzer sound was always there#also.. the red shining buzzer reflecting in the prompt screen..that wasn't always that way right?
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im going to bed but first i dont think sol and albin ever dated at launchpad but they did have a teenage thing where sol was in love w albin but has never had a friend before so thinks its normal and standard to think ur friend is the greatest wizard in the whole world and so cool and his glasses are really cute and i give him massages every day and also i get jealous when he makes new friends. albin also has a crush on sol but even as the chosen one remains rizzless and sol is obviously so hot and out of his league and also hes pretty sure the headmaster has been replaced by a evil lich so thats more pressing right now. and nothing ever actually happened and eventually they move on but theyve also never ever talked about it so its just a thing that hangs out in the background of their 20-ish year long friendship.
#once again the ezry arc is a faint memory in my mind. is this in character? idk. send post#anyway. sol and albin to me are the couple everyone was vaguely aware of in highschool#and then ten years later you find out 1) theyre still together but 2) they never actually dated they were just weirdly intense#ramble tag
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✰YOUR PAIN IS MY PAIN✰
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summary: after a run in with rookwood at the three broom sticks, Sebastian and mc run into rookwood on their way out of hogsmead.
warnings: crucio curse, pain, cursing
Authors note: sorry for my inactivity, I should be more here. Send in Harry Potter requests!
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SINCE STARTING SCHOOL AT HOGWARTS, late night hogsmeade dates between you and Sebastian had become a weekly occurrence. Ever Friday Sebastian insisted you two would need to make a trip to the outskirts of Hogwarts, and do everything Hogsmeade could offer. Even before you dated, Sirona Ryan had grown so used to the two of you, she had started pre-making the drinks you two would order before you arrived. While these evenings were full of light and fun; prancing others at Zonko’s, or testing the new candies at Honeydukes. No matter what the day adventures held, the night would end at the three broomsticks. Now that you two have been dating for a year now, these moments had meant even more to you.
“Well well well, if it isn’t my favorite 5th year.” A low slimy voice scolded, causing Sebastian to grab your hand, pulling you slightly behind him protectively.
“Leave us alone.” Sebastian hissed, pointing his wand at the man infront of you.
The one negative of going to hogsmeade so often, was that enemies tended to know where you were. This being Rookwood and his army, which still haven’t left you alone since the wizarding war ended. It was torture.
“Confident are we?” Rookwood teased, an evil smirk on his face as he did.
“Look, rookwood, we aren’t doing anything to bother you. We were just leaving.” You tried, grabbing Sebastian’s arm to walk away, before Rookwood stepped infront of you.
“Running away? Again, l/n? I guess I should expect it from you.”
“Ignore him Sebastian.” You said quickly, realizing the furrowed look of anger on Sebastian’s face.
“I don’t believe we’ve properly met.” Rookwood said, holding a hand out to shake Sebastian’s, to which he stepped further infron of you.
“I don’t want to be acquainted with the likes of you.”
“Another bold one. I like when my prey fights.”
You felt the hairs on your back stand up, feeling the fear that used to consume you while walking around hogsmeade alone, a giant target on your back. You linked arms with Sebastian, noticing the anger that would soon trigger him to attack.
“We’ll be going now.” You whispered, pulling Sebastian along as he hesitantly followed.
“You dare walk away from me while I’m speaking to you!” He shouted after you, causing Sebastian to point his wand at him.
“No one was speaking to you in the first place, rookwood! Now that’s enough! You don’t want to see this get ugly.” Sebastian snapped, finally feeling angry with Rookwoods threats.
“Don’t I? It seems as though it already has.” Rookwood tested, stepping closer as Sebastian pointed his wand at rookwoods throat. “Now, utter another word and I can just as easily cast a spell on you.” Sebastian threatened, turning around before beginning to walk away. You turned to catch Rookwood about to cast something, making Sebastian cast as well.
“Expelliarmus!” He shouted, but Rook wood dodged.
“Sebastian no!” You shouted, watching how the spell angered Rookwood.
“You ignorant child…” he said with a laugh. “Crucio!”
It seemed as though time went in slow motion. Sebastian turned, you turned, suddenly before you knew it, you were sliding infront of him, and then everything went white. Blinding, bright, shearing white. The kind you see when you die. All you could feel was pain, not like anything you’ve ever felt. You tried to scream but no words left your mouth. You were numb.
“No! Depulso!” Sebastian yelled, as Rookwood fell against the wall behind him. Sebastian fell to his knees, pulling you into his lap as he heart raced. “No, please. Y/n?” He choked out his tears, turning angrily at Rookwood. “What have you done!?”
“It was meant for you.” He grunted, before disappearing in the air. Sebastian couldn’t help the angry scream that left his body, heaps of pain leaving with it as he looked down at you.
“Stay with me love.” He said, holding up your head to kiss you. The convulsions stopped, and now your eyes only half open, yet only the whites of them were visible.
“What’s going on out here?” Sirona asked, walking out from the three broomsticks, most likely having heard Sebastian’s shouting from inside.
“Sirona! Please! He, he hit her. She’s not opening her eyes.” He panicked, wiping his eyes quickly to stop his tears from falling.
“It’s alright Sallow, take a deep breath. We’re gonna aparate her to the hospital wing, can you meet us?” She offered, moving to examine you. Sebastian nodded, sniffling loudly as he did.
“Of course, yes.” He placed a kiss to the back of your palm, sighing as you apperated away. “Don’t give up on me.” He whispered, hugging himself as he searched for the closest floo flame.
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SEBASTIAN HADNT LEFT THE HOSPITAL WING SINCE YOU HAD BEEN ADMITTED. It was true, Sebastian had his fair share of the dark curses. He even remembered when you needed to escape the scriptorium, how blearing the pain was when he had you cast Crucio on him. He knew it must have been worse for you, Rookwood meant to hit hard and he did. It had been 5 hours since you arrived. Sebastian hasn’t let go of your hand.
“Seb?” You said softly, feeling your head proud as you tried to sit up. Sebastian quickly jumped up from his seat beside you, crushing you in a hug the second he saw your eyes.
“Y/n? You’re awake, hi!” He cheered excitedly, smushing you in a hug making you chuckle.
“Woah, slow down, I’m still a bit sore.”
“I’m just so glad you’re okay.” He said softly, a wide smile on his lips as he pulled away, sitting at the edge of your bed.
“You think I’d let rookwood be the thing to finally take me down? My pride is way too high for that.” You joke, causing the two of you to laugh. Before you can say anything else you notice the tears now forming in Sebastian’s eyes, causing your heart to ache.
“Hey, hey it’s okay. I’m right here aren’t I?” You reassured, grabbing his cheeks and gently wipping his tears, smiling sweetly at him.
“You shouldn’t, be in that hospital bed. It was meant for me.” You sighed, watching his eyes drift sadly to the ground.
“Sebastian, look at me sweetheart.” You said softly, grabbing onto his hands and giving them a reassuring squeeze as he looked up at you. “Your pain, is my pain. I would die before I let anything happen to you.” You explained, a single tear falling down his cheek.
“I just, seeing you on the ground, so helpless…”
“Do you remember back in the scriptorium? We needed Crucio in order to leave?” You asked, sitting up as he nodded. “You told me, you would teach me how to do Crucio, so I could cast it on you. The second I saw that spell hit your chest, the rest sparking around you as you knelt to the floor…Sebastian, I felt my heart leave my body. The thought that, that I could have caused you pain.” You explained, causing Sebastian to shrug.
Your heart ached just at the thought.
“Yeah but, I mean we had to. We would’ve died down there.”
You nodded, smiling as you placed a hand on his cheek to guide his face to you.
“And I realize that if we had been in that situation now, I would cast it on myself before I would ever let you be in pain.”
Sebastian scoffed, chuckling at your words.
“That wouldn’t work y/n.” He teased, making you both laugh. You smiled, happy to have seen joy in Sebastian's drained expression.
“Of course you’re correcting me on spells while I’m trying to be sweet.” You joked, making him laugh again.
“Well, next time is my turn to get Crucio alright? We’re one for one, I don’t wanna see you like that again at least until I’m there first.” He explained, making you laugh now.
“Well, I’d hope we aren’t in that situation again.”
You both nodded, urging Sebastian to join you in your bed. He carefully cradled you in his arms, taking careful percussion, as if you would break if he didn’t.
“Well if we are, I’d protect you until my last breath.” He kissed the back of your palm, sighing as he squeezed your fingers, his other hand dancing patterns against your arm. “Your pain is mine. My heart wouldn’t beat without you around y/n.”
“And my love to you.”
#sebastian sallow fluff#sebastian sallow x mc#hogwarts legacy sebastian#sebastian sallow#Sebastian sallow x reader#hogwarts legacy x reader#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy
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I’m not sure exactly how to articulate it but—there is this bizarre base assumption i see from people discoursing about children’s media, and that’s the assumption that children are somehow unfamiliar with negative emotions. Like, maybe you’ve managed to completely forget your entire life before you turned eighteen, but kids spend a lot of time being hurt, and scared, and angry. A lot of people had terrible fucking childhoods, and a lot of kids are having terrible fucking childhoods right now. When i was a child, and i read books where bad things happened to kids, that was in no way shocking to me, i already knew bad things happened to children. It made me feel more connected to those stories, not less, and it made it more impactful when those child characters overcame it all in the end. That’s important for children. A lot of them are in desperate need of a little hope, and they aren’t going to get it from nothing stories with no conflict. They put conflict in children’s media for a reason
Also i see some of you handwringing over child protagonists going through, like, the most basic hero’s journey. Please, for the love of god, realize that you as an adult are going to understand children’s media differently than the actual kids it’s intended for. Because you’re all grown up now, you aren’t going to be able to relate to a child protagonist. You’re going to see a child in danger. The children the story is meant for are going to see a kid like them who is able to face hardship and triumph
#some people acting like there’s an actual danger kids are going to be inspired to go on dangerous quests and get themselves killed#what if the kids try to fight an actual dragon 😱#what if they take on a real evil wizard without parental supervision 😱
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heavy metal lyrics: the prophecy yeahhhh evil wizard superhell i hate living in britain
thrash metal lyrics: the government sucks and im insane
power metal lyrics: HELL YEAH DRAGONS BABY
death metal lyrics: i love fucking corpses
black metal lyrics: Yesternight whilst I was sauntering throughout the Carpathians I consorted with Lucifer on a cataphalque
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i made one for us as well
#sciencecore#mad science#mad scientist#villaincore#scientist#scientists#villain#evilcore#labcore#lab#mad science core#wizardcore#evil wizard#evil scientist#science#diagram#wizard#wizards
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i think like if i was a villain in some fantasy setting my gimmick would be that im like the loyal yet somewhat clumsy henchmen of some evil wizard or warlock or whatever. like the most lawful evil type of guy like once i clock out im not really a threat im just chilling and occasionally will even help out the protagonists. but the late season twist is that im actually running the whole show. that wizard has been fucking dead for years and ive turned them into my undead thrall. theyre my soulless puppet and i get to parade their corpse around getting them to take the blame for my evil deeds while i basically just get a slap on the wrist.
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The KING keeps sending his ANNOYING MINIONS after me... No matter! I shall yet again cast them off with my
EVIL WIZARD MAGIC!!!
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Silly little post-Echoes Of The Solstice comic, I like to think Essek was oblivious to the entire evil-wizard-making-threats-on-his-life situation
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#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#critical role#critical role fanart#my art#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#echoes of the solstice#beauregard lionett#caduceus clay#yasha nydoorin#fjord#fjord stone#veth brenatto#i'd intended this comic to be quick and then it took 3-4 days#shadowgast
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“You just wrote your medieval fantasy setting to have medieval gender roles and homophobia and prejudice because you secretly fantasize about being able to be sexist and homophobic in a land with no PoC without any pushback! It’s fantasy, there’s dragons and wizards, it doesn’t have to have prejudice unless you, the writer, want it like that! In *my* D&D setting, there’s no sexism or homophobia, so that gay transgender women of all races can be holy knights fighting to protect the good kingdom from the endless hordes of the evil dark race that has threatened its borders for a thousand years!”
#writing#medieval fantasy#medieval women#fantasy#d&d#d&d 5e#dungeons and dragons#ttrpg#books#novels#worldbuilding
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A common misconception: Brutalist architecture was actually named after the distinctive stylistic choice of leaving the raw construction material visible on the building - the name derives from french brut, meaning "raw", or "unprocessed" - and actually has no connection with the idea of making buildings that look brutal on purpose.
You're getting it mixed up with turbobrutalism, which is an architectural style invented by me, 35 minutes ago, which focuses entirely on constructing concrete skyscrapers, wizard towers and other evil buildings, that are specifically intended to look raw and savage as hell.
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wanted to fact check this with @evilwizard, seems pretty reliable to me though
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