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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year

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Danny knew there was something off about his husband.

Tim had been staring at thier wedding photos off and on all week. He had flaked out on date night, which was rare and he had always giving a valid reason as to why. Now he won't even have a full conversation with him. What was happening? Was he being mind controlled? Blackmailed? Was he bugged? Was this a clone?

No, no. He wasn't being mind controled, he had none of the symptoms. He wasn't being blackmailed nor was he bugged, he didn't give any of thier code words for those things and a DNA sample showed he wasn't a clone

It wasn't long before he got his answer though. Danny felt tears stream down his face as he stared at the box his husband had given him. The fancy toaster displayed on the box stared back up at him innocently. So this was why. He didn't look up at Tim as he just made his way to thier bedroom and locked the door.

He needed to start packing.

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This wasn't the first time Tim had time traveled, but finding himself in the future inside his future selfs body was weird.

Tim was confused. He had noticed the kitchen had lacked a toaster and fully acknowledging he had been kinda crappy to his future husband- God that was weird to think about- he decided to give him a gift as an apology.

Unfortunately the moment he saw the toaster sitting on the table in its box, Danny had started crying. Tim didn't know what he did wrong and his husband didn't even seem to hear him as he walked away.

After being met with a locked door Tim decided to give him space and look for answers in the computer in thier shared underground secret lab.

As it turns out, Danny has a lot of childhood trauma centered around toast. That's right. Toast.

He and his older sister were born to two absolutely insane scientists who seemed to actually forget they had children whenever they worked on a project, which was all the time. As a result these two children were left to find for themselves with little money and no idea how to cook.

So they made toast. Lots and lots of toast. Breakfast? Toast. Lunch? Toast. Dinner? Toast. So much freaking toast. School lunches were a godsend.

Danny had told Tim near the beginning of thier marriage that if he ever stopped loving him that he should just give him a toaster. Danny wouldn't ask questions and wouldn't ask for anything that wasn't his in the divorce, he would just pack up and leave.

After reading this Tim jumped out of his chair like it had shocked him and raced up the stairs.

He was too late. Danny was gone.

#dp x dc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #braindead #brain dead #deadtired #tim drake x danny fenton #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #tim drake #teen titans: we've traveled through time to come rescue you!#tim: Not now i need to save my marriage #teen titans: your wHaT #red robin x phantom #red robin #yum #youve seen accidental marriage now get ready for accidental divorce!!!

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redkelpfish · 1 year

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I know we all clown on Tim Drake for having a moral code that’s just “whatever the opposite of what I think will make me evil gun batman” but have you considered Tim Drake is absolutely the kind of feral bastard to carefully design and create an entire illusion of inevitability just to manipulate his younger self into not becoming a supervillain.

Like do you think Future Tim just set aside some really crazy weekends. Do you think he was the worst drill sergeant ever when making his friends practice their lines and backstories over and over until they locked him in a closet with no electronics

#any continuity errors are actually the result of the future titans forgetting their lines #(they’re terrible at improv)#tim made the executive decision that he couldn’t be trusted and he was right #he thinks he’s so clever and his friends are looking at him like ‘can you please pretend you’re acting like even a little bit’#‘we know you aren’t actuallly but like for our peace of mind’#what he doesn’t know is that his friends only go along with it to let him get out his evil supervillain tendencies in a #semi-controlled environment #you know how you take your dog out before you leave so they don’t destroy the house #exactly like that #dc #batman #tim drake #kon el #bart allen #cassie sandsmark #dc comics #titans of tomorrow #teen titans

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carebooks · 1 year

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Velma (2023) is to Scooby Doo what Teen Titans Go! is to Teen Titans (2003)

#when your show is worse than teen titans go you know you really messed up #and even then the worst thing teen titans go did was just make the script bad and too many fart jokes #velma hates its characters; made them two dimensional; got rid of the main character #but you know what good bc they woulda ruined scooby #they made daphne vapid and dumb; fred’s a misogynistic bully; shaggy isn’t even shaggy; and velma’s judgmental and mean #at least teen titans go likes its source material #i genuinely enjoyed the crossover movie between go! and the 2005 OG’s #also apparently it isnt Teen Titans 2005 it’s Teen Titans 2003; so… sorry about that #i think i put the 5 bc it has 5 seasons? who knows but ya’ll know what im talking about either way #velma 2023 #velma show #hbo velma #scooby doo #velma dinkley #teen titans #teen titains go

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batcavescolony · 10 months

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Reading comics is just

Readers: omg (character's character trait/thing that happened to the character) We could really go into it, imagine expanding on it? What if-

Comics: yeah, no. We're never gonna bring this up again.

Readers: but its-

Comics: NEVER.BEING.BROUGHT.UP.AGAIN.

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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months

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List of most annoying people ever:

Percy Jackson fans who comment 'I thought you meant Jason Grace' on posts about Jason Todd

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Jason, looking at Roy: aren't we all at least a bit homo

Interviewer: ah yes because we are all homo sapiens, I get what you did there

Jason, confused: no I meant when I look at dudes I have gay thoughts

#jason: I have gay thoughts #the gay thoughts: *hold his hand* *snuggle* *run your hand through his hair* *put your arm around him* *hug* *kiss his cheek*#jason: *is an absolute blushing mess*#interviewer: oh god they must be really dirty #Ok look I feel like jason is the type to be a blushing mess when thinking about doing little intimate things with people #Roy would think its hilarious so he would be all flirty in a domestic way like Im going to intertwine our fingers and lay my head on you #until their hands are intertwined and jason kisses their hands and roy becomes a blushing mess cause jason has never instigated it before #like I just want their intimacy to be friends messing with each other but then they both realize they actually like the intimacy so #it just becomes a thing they do and other people around them are confused cause these emotionally constipated buff dudes are able to #unironically be this intimate. the batfamily meets angry jason who was resurrected and then they meet Jason With Roy™ they are blindsighted #cause murderous jason was laying his head on Roy's lap as Roy ran his fingers through Jason's hair (no one else should even attempt this)#as they were talking in front of everyone and using pet names as calling each other partner and everyone is like 'what???'#dick is most suprised though cause he is friends with roy so its a classic case of 'when did my brother and my friend become so intimate??'#he calls the entire rest of the og teen titans over just to make sure his eyes arent deceiving him #like 'no fr donna wally garth you guys gotta get over here and see this' and that was how they started an inpromptu teen titan reunion #jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #incorrect outlaws quotes #rhato #red hood and arsenal

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notyournightsky · 4 months

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Batman #428: A Death in the Family

It’s the way that it goes from “Should I get in touch with Master Dick, Master Bruce?” “No…No, Alfred. I’ll handle this by myself.”

The New Titans #55

To “Bruce never called to tell me what happened to Jason.”

It just makes me want to scream because you can interpret Bruce’s words and how they connect to him not calling Dick in more than one way! “No…No, Alfred. I’ll handle this by myself.” This could easily mean that Bruce can handle calling Dick himself to let him know about Jason’s passing if you acknowledge the question Bruce is answering, but he doesn’t end up doing so, maybe even unintentionally forgetting to do so. But it can also mean that Bruce doesn’t want Dick to be contacted at all, not even by Bruce himself, because he wants to handle his grief and justice and his mission as Batman by himself. And contacting Dick is a sure fire way for Bruce not getting that wish. And this can be seen with Bruce following up and saying “No help from now on. That’s the way I want it.” It just drives me crazy.

#what drives me even crazier is dick finding out from danny chase #danny didn’t even have the decency to be kind about it #the gut punch it had to be #to come home from a space mission #and have your 14 yo teammate that doesn’t think about anyone’s feelings #immediately say ‘i think jason todd died’#welcome back from space 😃 your brother is dead 😃#dc #bruce wayne #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #new teen titans #batman #skys post

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donnatroyyyy · 3 months

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If there’s ever actually a good Live Action Teen Titans show about the OG team, I NEED a New Girl-like scene where Garth finds out he’s colorblind. Like you know how there’s that whole scene of Winston thinking money is brown and stuff and Schmidt being like ‘if that’s brown what color do you think you are’? Yeah I need it in teen titans format.

#Like I want them to be talking about superhero costumes and stuff and the topic of the GL costume comes up and Garth says something like #“yeah it’s nice I guess but I don’t really like the fact that it’s so monotone”#queue the record scratch screen glitch and pause because the team are just as confused as we are.#Then one of them has to very gently break the news “it’s not monotone Garth it’s black and green”.#Then Garth just stops working for a few seconds before saying “haha very funny”.#Then after a very long and very heated argument about this Wally (the logical one) West has the bright idea to ask #“Garth what colors do you think your costume is monotone?”#And of course Garth replies “wdym of course it is.”#dc comics #comics #robin #aqualad #wonder girl #speedy #teen titans #og teen titans #also it would be one million percent funnier if he’s known for a long time that he was colorblind and just forgot to tell them #so he uses this opportunity to mess with them because of course he’ll take this opportunity to mess with them #garth of shayeris #garth of atlantis #Garth #Wally west #Roy Harper #Donna Troy #dick Grayson

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jewishcissiekj · 11 months

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The inherent lesbianism in Teen Titans (2003) I can't even

Donna: Cassie you need to move on *Cut to Rose flirting with a man* Cassie: It's just... It still feels raw, you know? Cassie: Some days, it's like everything I see reminds me of him

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#cassierose #rosecassie #teen titans (2003)#teen titans #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #rose wilson #ravager #this IS raken out of context #HOWEVER #it's not reading too much into it even with context #we don't talk about the match thing but it is traumatizing to see your dead friend's body up and about but it's not him #rose is thrown in here in such a weird way #like what was the reason #the reason was lesbianism #i'm still reading into shit btw #the delusion of a dreamer or whatever

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bambeebirdie · 2 years

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I love it when Jason is just really big

#dick grayson #Jason Todd #nightwing #red hood #teen titans #jayroy #I’d refine this but honestly who as the time?#I’m the most familiar with the tv show Titian’s team and designs so that’s what everyone is based on #i don’t have my own designs for these people yet but I thought this was funny #imagine your baby brother dying and then just becoming bigger than you #a sadly relatable experience (minus the death) as I watch my own siblings become taller than me #i don’t know much about Roy but I find his ship with Jason amusing #my art

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allthegothihopgirls · 3 months

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i wonder if dick grayson ever sits there and thinks "i really got myself in too deep with this one"

#MY GUY YOU ARE A REGULAR DUDE #and you're running around with a group of superheroes with REAL powers trying to keep up #he has balls though #to take charge in a group of superheroes when you're the ONLY one without powers #well technically jason doesn't have any either #but AT LEAST he has bruce wayne in his back pocket #“well. dick. what's your deal? what powers do you have?”#“uhh well actually. my power is just being the special-est boy ever.”#and they LET him #as they should #gothihop watches #titans #01x06 #teen titans #dick grayson #.#gothihop speaks

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louthelost · 2 years

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Titans... together!

A screenshot redraw of my favourite episode of Teen Titans (plus a Jericho actually tangible and in frame). I love these reckless teens so much

#teen titans #mas y menos #jericho #pantha #beast boy #dc herald #joey wilson #rosabelle mendez #garfield logan #mal duncan #(im so sorry mas i don't know what your civilian name isssss)#teen titans 2003 #illustration #screenshot redraw

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batcavescolony · 11 days

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What do they do with memorials in comic universes? I've seen so many statues made after a hero has died to memorialize them but what do you do with them when they come back? It's not really needed anymore, they're alive, and when they inevitably die again do they make a new memorial or repurpose the old one?

#and after they die people have a memorial service! do you do that for every death? at what point is it a waste of money and time?#like ok Superman died thats so sad rip hero lets make a monument and have a vigil in his honor 😭😢😔#then he comes back. ok few years later he dies again. do you put all your money into vigil and monument number 2? like obviously rip and all #but its a year later and guess what hes back again! then afew years goes by and death number 3 at this point your sad but also like really?#do you put up a third monument? have a funeral again? its third time like obviously you love the guy but its a bit excessive #comics #dc comics #marvel comics #marvel #is one statue enough? they could rotate it out when they come back put it in storage for next time. have a hero memorial where eveyone gets #a statue made and the ones currently dead are put out?#have a wearhouse filled with hero statues to interchange? a hologram base so you can just pick a 3d rendering of the dead hero of the month?#jla #teen titans #the avengers #the x men #dc #detective comics

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astriddestelle · 6 months

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Bored af so imma do what your favorite childhood fictional crush says about you.

Meant to be taken with a grain of salt. (Just for fun)

Robin from Teen Titans: You love a man in charge, and want someone who is ride or die for you. If he’s not gonna jump off a cliff to save you at the risk of his own life you don’t want him. Doesn’t hurt that’s he rich too. You’re probably taller than your current bf.

Beast Boy: You like a guy who can make you laugh. Probably the youngest in your family. You don’t mind your guys a bit goofy looking. You want a golden retriever boyfriend and probably love animals go figure.

Cyborg: Two words hot jock. You love athletic dudes and played a lot of sports when you were younger, if you didn’t you wished you did. You like a man that can cook and will not hesitate to take care of you. You love a big friendly giant.

Zuko from Avatar: You’re a sucker for bad boys. And think you can change em (lucky for you this one wants to be change) awkward guys who don’t know how hot they are get you going. You find cringe moments cute and adorable. And admire a man with drive passion and ambition

Jet: you’re a sucker for bad boys and think you can change em (jokes on you this one won’t change) you like your men dramatic and angsty with cocky attitude. You’re a sucker for flirting hidden under the guise of snarky banter.

Sokka: You think pick up lines are hilarious and swoon every time. You flirt in fluent sarcasm. You love to laugh and like funny guys. Your perfect date involve something to do with eating. You’ve got a kink for smart men.

Aang: You like you’re men sweet and you’re probably a child at heart. You might be the oldest who wants a man to lessen their responsibilities. You like bald men. You’re a girl who sees future potential. You want a golden retriever boyfriend.

Danny Phantom: Listen you like your men just a wee bit dumb. Honestly who doesn’t love a good himbo er himbo in the making. He’s like 20 percent himbo and that’s good enough for you. You like a guy with big dreams and a protection streak 20 miles long. You’re also a sucker for witty flirtation and fake hair and blue eyes gets you going.

Jack Fenton: You REALLY like himbos. (He had to get from somewhere right) you want a guy that will worship and adore you. You don’t mind having to clean up messes. You like a man that is sweet but will not hesitate to beat someone down in your honor.

Vlad: You REALLY like bad boys. A firm believer in I can fix him. You’ve been waiting your whole life to be a hot trophy wife. You enjoy the finer things in like. You like well dressed men with a sultry voice.

Anyone wants me to do more lemme know. I just got bored haha. Again this is just for fun, please don’t come in with ACTUALLY.

#danny phantom #teen titans #avatar the last airbender #aang #prince zuko #sokka #jet atla #Robin #cyborg #beast boy #jack fenton #vlad plasmius #what your fave fictional crush says about you #what your favorite childhood fictional crush says about you

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wintersettled · 26 days

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when i finally finish reading the 1966 teen titans run ill drop a list of my favourite issues in an allegedly non pretentious way

#teen titans #teen titans 1966 #to be specific!#currently if youre curious my favourite issues have been 14 and 25!#thank god for letter sections btw cause what would i do if nobody else was complaining i cant post like 'omg here wally goes again!'#nobody will get it </3 #you say youre so 1970s because you like that type of music im 1970s because i agree with the tell it to the titans sections sometimes #we are NOT the same!!

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oatmealmika · 7 months

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NEVER a proshipper or toxic fan but

being an erehisu fan in 2023?!?!?!?

embarrassinggggg…… 👀

brother pls get off of reddit

for my final aot rewatch before the last episode, i just finished season two and, if most men in the fandom are erehisu stans, then it’s safe to say men really don’t understand romance because WTF IS YUMIHISU TO YALL?!?!?!?!?!??!

i get it, you have internalized homophobia ever since your seventh grade robotics teacher told you to “stop being so close with your boy best friend, it’s weird”, but DAMN.

fuck you mean “I will always be your ally”?!?!??? not to mention, “i will always wrap your scarf around you”??!?!?!?!? yes, i’m dragging eremika into this too, cuz HUH????

reddit is the number one public enemy in the state (on oatmealmika’s blog)

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eremika #yumihisu #anti erehisu #fuck erehisu all my homies hate erehisu #not meant to be a logical post on why erehisu sucks so pls don’t treat it as one #cuz I KNOW some 30yo man will go on reddit and be all like “erm actually erehisu is perfect and eren doesn’t care about mikasa even—“…#“… tho he literally sacrificed the whole world for her and their friends while she also was the core of all eren’s memories”#all mad cuz of what some teen girl said on her tumblr page at 3am 😭#need me an eren tho #not alpha male sigma fanon ending erehisu reddit eren #i mean whiny pathetic doubtful of himself friendly talkative passionate wants to protect his bbg instead of her protecting him eren #aka best eren #literally molding myself into mikasa to attract an eren like that 💀#wasn’t very hard since i am similar to her to begin with in both looks and personality #so hmu if you want a mikasa to your eren 🤷‍♀️

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