Y'know, sometimes I think to myself, would it be better to be Batman's kid? Because bro, Mr. Stark is dead, and Batman isn't, and bro actually hugs his kids. I love Mr. Stark and all, but man, my love language is physical contact- anyways, have this meme about the Batfamily I found on Pintrest about Damian
Adorable, he is me but fiesty I love him
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Hey new DC Comics fans ! I know keeping up with 80 years of continuity can be difficult so I made this to help, and show you the bullet points of DC Universe :
- Canon doesn't exist.
- The only difference between your AO3 story and the monthly Detective and Action Comics is that you aren't getting paid.
- Everything you want to be real can be.
- Santa is stronger than the whole Darkseid's army, he get througt his defense every year to give him coal.
- Alfred and Ma Kent teaming up is a threat even the Suicide Squad is afraid to dealing with.
- Marvel and DC are too afraid making them teaming up with Aunt May. Cowards.
- Wonder Woman's forearms protections are actually restraining her power, without it's not known if even Superman could match her.
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Hii!!
Is it okay if you make a like spiderman or silk reader with batfam they can do anything to your imagine of course but i personally think it would be cool for being ghe onky spider in a family full of birds/bat vigilantes!
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I hope you don't mind that I did this as headcanons but I was short on time and really wanted to get something out for everyone tonight.
⛧ BATFAM MASTERLIST ⛧
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First off they would be obsessed.
They absolutely love it if you use your webs and they would try to convince you to use them more often just so they could gawpe at them.
Sometimes they would try and convince you to use them for things outside of patrol.
like one time, they convinced you to stick Dami to the ceiling when he was being annoying.
or another time they made you web the lock on the front door so that Bruce, who was injured and supposed to be on bed rest, would stop trying to sneak out.
They thought it was a pretty neat trick.
Often, the boys would try and get you to help train them to move across the city like you did with their grappling hooks.
They would never admit it but they were secretly jealous of you agility.
If you were on patrol with them and suddenly went missing, they were sure to find you swinging above the rooftops halfway across the city.
You moved fast.
At first it would be a little strange being the only spider in a family of birds.
Some might have said that a spider should fall prey to a bird, but living with the Waynes was nothing like that at all.
They were kind, welcoming and always there to accomodate your needs.
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sorry its a little short, I had a little bit of a writers block on this one for some reason.
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BATFAM TAGS
@aestheticdaisies @hearts4robs @xxrougefangxx @mamapucket @hell-o-kittys @harleycao @batfamsstuff
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Peter sensing that he's being followed by the bats
*immediately deciding to walk directly to where his spider sense is the loudest out of spite*
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fic: time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
fic link
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jason ‘i would do anything for these crime ally kids’ todd would absolutely adopt peter ‘i like helping around the neighbourhood’ parker
and alfred would absolutely help him get his stuff ready and maybe suggest for jason to live at the manor so peter doesn’t feel scared outside and so alfred can feed him because “Have you looked at him! a stiff wind can blow him away!”
and then shenanigans if the batfam hiding peter from bruce IN HIS OWN MANOR so he doesn’t adopt him when they are technically his aunts and uncles
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I gave up after a while 😃
Anyways Spider-Damian my beloved
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Consider: I smush the batfamily together with Tony and Peter, but instead of Tony and Bruce hating each other or being long lost relatives or whatever, their adoption instincts kick in.
Tony wants to adopt a 28yo Bruce. (Oh my god another orphaned science genius.) Bruce wants to adopt a 15yo Peter. (Oh my god another feral acrobat child.) Peter just vibes with Dick for a bit in the background, blow something up, etc. Pepper and Alfred have tea.
I just like the visual of Tony seeing a big brooding Batman (even MORE points if it’s Battinson) and going “baby, he is my baby now” and Bruce being slightly (very) offended
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SpiderMan from the MCU meets the batfam.
What happens
Iron Man barrels in with paperwork and a team of lawyers because it's HIS weekend
And that's how everyone finds out Tony Stark and Batman (not Bruce Wayne, Batman) are interdimensional ex-lovers with shared custody of Spider-Man
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One of the weird things about moving from reading primarily MCU Spiderman fics to (almost exclusively) Batfamily fics is the distinct lack of the fight ring trope. I must've read a dozen or more 'kidnapped into a fighting ring' fics featuring Spidey, but I've only read one DC one.
I don't know, maybe I've just managed to miss them every time, but it's kinda interesting to see what tropes are favored in different fandoms.
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