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mikeslawyer · 3 days

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do you ever sit down and think wow, mike’s first instinct in danger really is to protect will with his own body?

#so normal about them #btw #byler

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poisonedfate · 24 hours

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bbc merlin - 03x12 The Coming of Arthur, Part I

the absolute whirlwind of things happening here is crazy. mr prince and mr does-whatever were just flirting by talking about killing each other. magic man then interrupts and rips them a new one, because, really, he's the one who got them out of there in the first place. and you just KNOW they're both having very interesting feelings about it.

#by interesting i mean #homoerotic #btw #merlin rewatch #bbc merlin #03x12 #merlin #arthur #gwaine #merwainthur #s3

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reamed · 1 day

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licking you

#txt #btw

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shaw-ni · 2 days

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Do I just like this character or do I want to be this character. Shut up. Shut Up. You want to be this character BECAUSE you like them, and maybe if you were like them you could actually like yourself.

#i’m talking to myself #btw #izzy hands #israel hands #listen if you can love a flawed character and want to be them then maybe you just secretly want to love yourself and your flaws and #im being over emotional but #something something loving flawed character I.e. learning to love your own flaws #I

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addsalwayssick · 1 day

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the marauders to peter after the betrayal

#die #kys #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #wolfstar #regulus and evan and barty #sirius and regulus #remus and regulus #i actually love peter #btw

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crowned-aeris · 2 days

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In honor of mermay, but not related to any prompts:

“I don’t trust that guy,” Jason narrowed his eyes, jabbing a finger at the weird not-human and his half-human son chatting with fully-human Bruce and fully-human Alfred.

“Relax, Jay,” their fully selkie not-human brother drawls with his legs in their giant pool filled with aquarium-grade water, “It’s just Uncle Clark with his son.”

Tim shrugs, “I dunno, they look weird… and smell weird. Cass says theyre- and I quote- really weird, if Cass says they’re weird? Sorry, Dick, they’re weird.”

“So…” Dick puts on a cheshire smile and leans forward, “you can even say they’re Super -weird? Eh? Wha- AUGH!”

Tim yelped, flinging himself out of the pool as Jason lurched forward to yank the selkie into the water. Cass was laughing below the surface, a wide smile on her face as Dick floundered and screeched. Jason had his claws hooked into the selkie’s pants with a bright grin.

“BRUCE!” Dick screeched, the sound of struggle clear within this floor of the manor, and Tim pulls his caudul fin out of the water in disgust, “ALFRED! HELP, I’M- AUAGDHGAGAHDHFPFPSPFGSAGO—”

“What is going on here?” Bruce walked over to examine the scene with an incredulous expression, “Jason, let your brother go!”

The lionfish mer hissed in displeasure, but released the selkie after a stern look from the butler.

“BRUCE!” Dick gasped dramatically, clawing himself onto the floor. His Pelt remained dry, but everything else about Dick was sopping wet. There was even a puddle forming under him.

Tim eyed him warily, flattening his cranial fin as Damian approached with the other half-human, half not-human spawn of the not-human Dick had named “Clark”.

“Grayson, cease you incessant chatter,” Damian huffed before addressing his… “friend”, “Jon, feast your eyes upon our mers.”

The older human walked over while Bruce ranted to Clark about his children’s “dramatics”. Meanwhile, Damian was still talking, “Timothy is a pedigree mer. He is born of a prestigious bloodline, and his scales echo his worth. The previous humans he resided with were not providing him with the proper enrichment a mer of his value should have, and so Father rescued him.”

Tim grimaced at the human’s description before glancing at his red-dappled tail, “Thanks?”

“What do you have to say about me?” Jason swam over and propped himself upon the ledge of the pool with a grin.

Damian sniffed and gave Jason a side-long glare while “Jon” giggled.

“He looks pretty,” the bright boy commented while his… brother(?) hummed.

“I think this guy looks prettier, kinda like a koi.”

Jon examined Tim’s tail before nodding, “Hmm, you’re right!”

Tim frowned, feeling suddenly self conscious at the attention.

Damian sniffed, “Please do not scrutinize Timothy! He is a sensitive mer, and I will not allw you to unsettle him! Jason, on the other hand, is hardier- though I advise you to keep a healthy distance from his spines. His piscine breed is that of a lionfish-”

Jason grins and flashes his fins like the show-off he is.

“-and Father rescued him from an illegal mer trade,” Damian finished.

“What about her down there?” the older half-human asked, peer down at Cass, who popped up to wave and tap Tim’s tail. With a smile, he flicked his tail and artfully drenched the older half-human with the pool water.

“Kon!” the little one exclaimed in shock, and Tim darted away before Bruce coild spot him.

“Jason!” Bruce called again, “We don’t splash guests either!”

“But-!”

“I doesn’t matter if he was annoying, we don’t splash guests!” Bruce sighed in exasperation before returning to his conversation with an amused Clark and an equally entertained Alfred.

Damian continued on with his infodumping, “Cassandra is a mer who escaped from a facility ran by my grandfather, who was trying to create the ultimate weapon for marine warfare.”

“Oh!” Kon blinked in surprise, “That… was not what I was expecting!”

“I kinda feel bad for them,” Jon commented, but Jason waved him off.

“Don’t worry about Cass. If she was in any real danger, she’ll just electrocute you and then rip your throat out!”

“That’s so cool!” Jon chirped eagerly while Kon remained slightly peturbed.

Tim shrugged, “I guess, but it’s kinda… just our lives. Dick has seen so much more of the world than any of us.”

“Maybe, but he’s an asshole,” Jason replied and Cass nodded in agreement. The selkie jerked upright with an affronted gasp and a mock-offended expression.

“Excuse me! I am not an asshole!”

“Mhm, sure not,” Jason countered with a flap of his hand. Before Dick could continue his defense, Bruce approached once more with Clark and Alfred at his side.

The not-human helped Dick to his feet before addressing the two half-human boys, “Alright, boys. It’s getting pretty late, so we should head back to the farm before Ma and Pa worry.”

The boys chorused their agreement before… floating and flying out of the manor? Tim thinks that not-human and his half-human sons were weird.

Bruce took in a breath before kneeling down in front of them, “Okay, kids. I know your thoughts on strangers in the manor-”

Jason interrupted with a flat expression, “If they weren’t kids, then I would’ve stung them.”

Tim huffed as Bruce’s expression tightened, “Okay, I wouldn’t have done something as extreme as Jason, but I really don’t like strangers in the manor… I kinda don’t mind that Kon, though.”

“What?! Tim!” Jason gasped in offense and Tim groans.

“Shut up, Jason! He had shiny things, okay!”

“Timmy has a crush!” Cass teased swimming over to wrap herself around Tim’s torso and drag him underwater. Very wisely, Tim decided it was in his best interest to not fight with the electric eel.

“Ugh, I wish I’d sting him sooner!”

“You will not be stinging anyone,” Bruce admonished, and Tim could hear Jason boo in dissatisfaction before joining Cass and Tim underwater.

“Father, I support Jason’s idea,” Damian chimed in, “we should allow him to sting Timothy’s potential paramore, for Timothy is a regal creature and shall not be paired up with such a thing below his standing!”

Tim groans in exasperation, the sound echoed by Bruce as he thrashed his red-white tail. Suddenly, the water churned and a ringed seal joined them in the pool, his eyes bright with mischief and whimsy.

As Bruce watched his fish (and seal) children tussel together underwater, he pulls Damian close against his side. Alfred rests his hand on Bruce’s shoulder, and the man cannot help but marvel at how far all of them have come since their first introduction into this… messy and patchwork family who now all call the Wayne Manor home…

Bruce could not be happier.

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otrtbs · 20 hours

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what the fuck are you talking about $1500 publication fee upon completed manuscript ???? lucky for me i’m very cute and sweet and got the fee waived

free submission baybee

#killing everyone.#in Big Academia.#btw #more than my RENT??? get. real. freaks.

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magpielark · 2 days

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I practice my camens day and night

#digital art #my art #fanart #im hyperfixate on the GOTTAMD CLOWN S AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!#my handrwriting is bad im aoreey #carmen sandeigo 2019 #mime bomb #carmen sandiego #i got distracted by accidentally drawing his ears too big #btw #the quality is also very crunched sorry #no artstyle consistency I don’t need it

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ato-dato · 8 months

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One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.

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adhd-merlin · 5 months

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polyamory and bisexuality could have saved camelot

#btw #arthuriana #the cursed love triangle #*

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podcastwizard · 4 months

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despite popular belief i'm perfactly fine

#had a weird one at work today lads #also the sweeps week ep of monster factory holds up #btw #monster factory #mcelroys

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antomatkoen · 1 month

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i like to think that soap designs some of ghosts tattoos and like, incorporates ghosts scars into the art piece?? essentially making them part of the masterpiece idk

this man does not know how to wink!!!!! this is my truth

#ghoap #ghoap fluff #ghost mw2 #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap mw2 #soapghost #call of duty #cod mw2 #theyre so gay #btw

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theautisticfroglord · 1 year

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if the autism/tbh creature makes the "YIPPEE!!" noise then maybe the adhd/btw creature makes that one "yayyy!!!" sound effect