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creapysummer · 2 years

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Klaus: Are you reading fan fiction?

Five, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- no??

Klaus: Oh, is it on AO3?

Five: This is CNN.

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littleroosteruwu · 2 years

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Incorrect Top Gun Quotes

*Playing twister*

Slider: Right hand red.

Iceman : *ends up on top of Maverick*

Iceman : You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Slider : I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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incorrect-lackadaisy-cats · 8 months

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Mordecai: Ah the humble apostrophe. The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.

Rocky: Also the difference between “well fuck” and “we’ll fuck.”

Mordecai:

Mordecai: Yes that too.

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doththymayo · 3 months

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Davey: Jack, are you getting enough sleep?

Jack: Sometimes when I sneeze I close my eyes.

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incorrect-our-flag-means-death · 7 months

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Ed: *gets down on one knee*

Stede: Oh my god, it’s finally happening

Ed: *trying to put on dress shoes*

Stede, tears in his eyes: He’s finally wearing something besides leather

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40sjoyner · 5 months

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Tani: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Danny: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

Steve: *walks in*

Danny: *straightens his tie and combing his hair* Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules.

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bboyincorrect · 2 years

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Petir: Next person to say "weird flex but okay" is getting kicked in the shin. Angin and Daun: Weird flex but okay. Cahaya: Preposterous boast but alas.

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victorious-incorrect-quotes · 1 year

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Beck: Thanks, fam!

Andre: Oh no...

Tori, crying: I love you too!

Robbie: Sounds fake, but okay.

Cat: *A flustered mess*.

Jade: Can i get a refund?

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incorrect-guilty-gear · 2 years

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Ky: Be aware that all your digital activities are monitored and recorded by me.

Sol: Wait, all? Also the -

Ky: Yes.

Sol: Fuck.

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irishpotato19-hotwheels · 2 years

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🔥Incorrect Hot Wheels Quotes🔥

Sherman: *gently taps table*

Tezz: *taps back*

AJ: What are they doing?

Spinner: Morse Code

Sherman: *aggressively taps back*

Tezz: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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creapysummer · 1 year

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passionfruit incorrect quotes for the soul?

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littleroosteruwu · 2 years

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Incorrect Too Gun Quotes

Iceman : i need to get something off my chest

Maverick : is it your shirt?

Maverick : please tell me it's your shirt

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marksandrec · 7 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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not-rab · 5 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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