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doththymayo · 15 days

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Jack: Damn, Davey, are you secretly cool?

Davey: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Jack: I do not.

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doththymayo · 15 days

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hmmmm.

david is a used bookstore clerk with a crush on the guy who runs the art store across the street (not the owner; the only manager they have who knows what he’s doing). they keep running into each other at the coffeeshop down the block, where the baristas are watching with interest, and at surprisingly frequent intervals out in the world. jack is sweet and funny and knows a lot about paint, and there’s no way he’s interested in david, too.

and anyway, his little brother who he’s barely talked to in years - not estranged, just seven years younger - showed up at his door last night with a baby in a carrier on his chest and two suitcases in hand.

“i didn’t know where else to go,” les said.

and david said, “this was the right place.”

so now he’s got other things to worry about besides whether Jack From The Art Store might return his silly crush.

les, who won’t talk to their parents or tell david where the baby - “noah. his name’s noah.” - came from besides firmly declaring him his child, disagrees. in between his new job at the elementary school in town and his baby-and-me classes with noah, he has made something of a mission to set david up with Jack From The Art Store.

too bad as of now jack just thinks David From The Bookstore’s little brother is really into art.

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doththymayo · 20 days

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Racetrack: Some guy tried to stab me and stole my favorite jacket.

Davey: Wtf are you okay?

Davey: You didn't tell me you got stabbed!

Racetrack: Yeah, because it's not a big deal, let's focus on the bigger issue.

Racetrack: My jacket.

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doththymayo · 20 days

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Mush: Wow, that’s your friend?!

Spot: Why the tone of surprise?

Mush: Nothing, just that Racetrack's so bubbly and you’re so... so...

Spot, threateningly: So what?

Mush: Uhhh– Also bubbly! And really really nice! And…

Spot: And?

Mush: And really good at giving compliments!

Mush: Jack, remember the time Spot complimented you?

Jack: You mean the time Medda made us say one nice thing about each other and Spot said I “have hair”?

Spot, deadpan: You do have hair.

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doththymayo · 20 days

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Jack: What's that? Mush: It's a pen- Blink: What is that? Mush: It's a pen- Racetrack: What is it? Mush: It's a pen- Davey: Oh, what's this? Mush: Everyone: Mush: Mush, smiling: It's a pen case!

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doththymayo · 20 days

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Racetrack, answering the phone: Yellow? Threatening voice: I don't know who you are... Racetrack: It's Racetrack. Threatening voice: But I will find you. Racetrack: It's not Racetrack.

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doththymayo · 20 days

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Jack: C'mon Davey, we're friends. I was building up to call you "Day-Day" one of these days. Davey: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost "Davey" privileges. From now on, you can call me "Jacobs" or "hey you". Jack: Come on Davey... Davey, glaring: Jack: Come on hey you....

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doththymayo · 1 month

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i just need davey as a prince who is desperate to prove himself to his family and frustrated at not being taken seriously and then jack as his bodyguard who is constantly on the verge of a heart attack because this prince will NOT. STOP. USING SECRET PASSAGES TO FUCK WITH HIM.

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Jack: So Spot, what's the secret on Davey?

Spot:

Jack: Oh c'mon! Tell me or I'll just dieeeeeee!

Spot: See, you say that but you don't mean it.

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Albert: I swear to God if we actually win this strike, I will burn this deli to the ground!

Jacobi:

Albert: I will... Knock over a chair!

Jacobi:

Albert, sighing: I will channel my raging enthusiasm into ways to help my community.

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Katherine: Jack.

Jack, zoned out: What? Huh?

Katherine: I asked you a question.

Jack: Oh, no.

Katherine: No?

Jack: Yep, definitely not.

Katherine: No, you don't know why you're covered in blood?

Jack:

Jack: Yes?

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Albert: *Reading about a self heating knife* Imagine stabbing someone with this

Finch: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful

Race: It is if you want information

Elmer: Why would you stab a person, when you can have toast?!

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Davey: we all have our demons

Davey, smiling and holding out a picture of the Newsies: these are mine

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Davey: I've sorted your letters into three sections

Davey: "from Spot"

Davey: "death threats"

Davey: and "death threats from Spot"

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Katherine: if you put ‘violently’ in front of any word it becomes funnier

Katherine: violently writs

Jack: violently sleeps

Race: violently sells

Boots: violently takes pictures

Albert: violently eats

Spot: violently murders people

Davey: violently worries about the previous statement

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Davey: You need to stop swearing so much.

Spot: Shut the fuck up.

Davey: Yeah, that’s not how you do it.

Spot: Alright sorry. It’s just that it’s hard to not swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Davey: Now now, don’t be like that. Just replace the swear words with ‘beep’ and you’ll be fine.

Spot: Shit the beep up.

Davey:

Spot: SHUT, DAMNIT! I MEAN SHUT!

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doththymayo · 2 months

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Davey: Nothing in life is free.

Sarah: Love is free!

Jack: Adventure is free.

Specs: Knowledge is free.

Race: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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