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military-newsboys · 2 days

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Rooster: Do you have a pink shirt I could borrow? Phoenix: No. Hangman: Yeah, what shade?

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wearerandomlyyours · 1 month

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Ice: *Distracted* Mav, where are you headed, sweetheart?

Mav: *deranged giggle* I'm celebrating the Ides of March!

Ice: Okay, have fun.

*Ten seconds later*

Ice: He had a knife, didn't he.

Slider: *sips his coffee* He did, indeed.

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sleepy-hyperfixations · 1 month

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Ice: I think I'm in love with Mav.

Slider: I'm sorry.

Ice: I said I think I'm-

Slider: No I heard you the first time, i'm just sorry.

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outalongtheedges · 7 months

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Cyclone: You know you came in late today, right?

Mav: I can go home if that’s a problem.

Cyclone: Maverick!

Mav (already running): I’ve got a four star admiral at home that I’d rather be with!

Cyclone: Maverick come back here!!!

Masterlist

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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 1 year

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Iceman: What’s your blood type?

Maverick: How would I know?

Iceman: How would you not!

Maverick: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Iceman: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

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bluewritinghood · 4 months

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Ice: “I want to hear those three little words.”

Maverick: “I love you!”

Ice: “That's sweet, but try again.”

Maverick: “Fine. I will behave.”

#icemav #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #top gun maverick #tom iceman kazansky #iceman x maverick #top gun 1986 #IceMav incorrect quotes #incorrect top gun quotes

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icemankazansky · 5 months

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for my beloved @boasamishipper

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missunderstood-with-ideas · 1 year

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The daggers: uhhh we can’t mansplain, manipulate, or manslaughter our way out of this!

Maverick: *cracks knuckles* malewife it is *calls Iceman*

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do-some-of-that-pilot-shit · 7 months

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Maverick: Whenever Ice is mad at me, I tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to ask me for help.

*sound of breaking glass in the background*

Maverick: It hasn't worked yet but I'm optimistic

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my-top-gun-loves · 2 months

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Iceman: This is such a bad idea.

Maverick: Then why are you coming along?

Iceman: Because one of us needs to be able to talk our CO out of grounding us when this inevitably goes wrong, Mav.

#top gun #incorrect top gun quotes #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #someone has to keep him out of trouble #or at least try to #sometimes it doesn't go the way he plans #in case it wasn't obvious #icemav

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alicentsstark · 1 month

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Iceman: Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck. Maverick's internal thought: *challenge accepted, future husband*

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military-newsboys · 13 hours

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Ice: im a homosapien Slider: *starting to tear up* Slider: you know what man, this is a safe space. love is love. thank you for telling me bro

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wearerandomlyyours · 1 month

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Ice: *sees shenanigans afoot* Mav, no!

Mav: *From next to Ice* Hey, I'm right here!

Ice: Sorry, habit.

Ice: Slider, no!

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sleepy-hyperfixations · 29 days

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Mav: Ice is out of town for some meeting, so im gonna try to go mach 10 in the mustang.

Rooster: Why?!?!

Mav: Ice is 95% of my impulse control, baby goose you should know that by now.

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outalongtheedges · 7 months

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Pete “i need to stand on a box to look my husband in the eye” Mitchell

Tom “leaning down to look my husband in the eye is my greatest passion” Kazansky

Masterlist

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maverickimpossible · 8 months

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*at the bar*

ice: i’ll have a martini, dry

maverick, looking at all the liquid ingredients: i don’t know how to tell you this

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