Maverick, phoning Iceman: I need your help-
Iceman, very tired: Are the barracks on fire?
Maverick: No?
Iceman: Then it's not an emergency *hangs up*
Slider: Well, what did he say?
Maverick: Apparently it's not an emergency
Goose, getting strangled by a demon they summoned on a Ouija board: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
I can finally post this!! Here is my contribution to the @topgunzine for the Wingman collection! I got the lovely opportunity to complete a spread as a pinch hitter! Of course, I had to do the obligatory beach volleyball piece! I also contributed the Maverick Handwriting font that can be found here for anyone to use freely!
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Maverick: Feel my new shirt, know what it's made out of?
Iceman: Oh nice, what is it?
Maverick: Husband material.
Iceman: oooh.
Slider, to Goose in heaven: I envy you.