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Wick: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Mitzi: My dear, of course. To me, you already are.
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Calvin: It's like 110 degrees. How are you not sweating?
Ivy: First of all, I don't sweat. I perspire. Secondly, I never perspire.
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Aunt Nina: Why do you smell like weed?
Rocky: How do you know what weed smells like?
Aunt Nina: I—
Rocky: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!
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Mitzi: I am not hypnotizing you with my devious unnatural charms.
Mitzi: I am merely a woman making eye contact with you.
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Rocky: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Calvin: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Viktor: Are you mad?
Mordecai: No.
Viktor: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?
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Rocky: How drunk was I last night?
Calvin: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
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Calvin: Rocky is a good person, if you ignore all the things they do on purpose and concentrate on all of the things they do by accident.
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Mitzi: Look, Rocky is great, but he doesn't have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a day plan.
Mitzi: I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
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Mordecai: Abomination.
Rocky: Stupid head.
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Huh? What? Who dropped this super cool video here?
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Come get ya’lls juice!
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Mitzi: You’re early.
Mordecai: Or aggressively punctual.
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Calvin: Can’t you ever be serious?
Rocky: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.
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Mitzi: Are you crazy?
Rocky: Legally, no. There’s not a word for my condition
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Rocky: If I'm paying rent, I expect some basic fucking privacy!
Mitzi: You don't pay rent.
Rocky: AND I WON'T!
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Calvin: Where’s Rocky?
Aunt Nina: Somewhere disappointing Jesus
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Calvin: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.
Rocky: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?
Calvin:
Calvin: NOOO!
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