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incorrecthatchetfield · 3 months

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Grace: What kind of sicko wakes up an hour early in the morning to write erotic fanfiction?!

Ruth, sighing: Me...

Pete: Are there any shows left in the world you haven’t perved up?

Ruth, signing: No, that’s why I’ve started writing erotic friendfiction, using people in town.

Richie: Oh! Do the Jerrys, I bet they’d have beautiful children!

Ruth, signing: I did and they don’t.

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 3 months

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Colin: Does anyone have any cologne? Gregory?

Gregory: No. I’m not allowed to wear cologne again until I prove I can be responsible with it.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #colin bridgerton #gregory bridgerton #bridgerton brothers #source: bobs burgers

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ecoamerica · 24 days

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primuswarrior · 1 year

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Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*

Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!

Twice: Like the economy!

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incorrect-losers · 8 months

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Bill: How are those harmonies coming?

Stan: Try this on for size

Stan: Ahhh

Richie *same note*: AHHH-

Stan: No, no

Richie: What?

Stan: No. Richie that’s not a harmony

Richie: What? It’s not?

Stan: No! Do you even know what a harmony is?

Richie: A harmony is when I sing louder than you

Stan: NO!

Richie: Oh. I’m dizzy

Bill *walking away*: Keep up the good work

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #richie tozier #stan uris #stanley uris #stozier #source: bobs burgers

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vigsilantes · 2 months

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[Adrian and Y/N are chatting in the van after crazy mission]

Adrian: That was fucking insane, I feel so alive!

Y/N: Me too, I feel like I could do anything!

Adrian: Should we just… go home and watch tv?

Y/N: Yes.

Adrian: I love you, babe.

Y/N: I love you too.

#adrian chase #vigilante #incorrect peacemaker quotes #source: bobs burgers #adrian chase x reader #incorrect adrian chase quotes #gene belcher #bob belcher #bobs burgers #peacemaker #freddie stroma #dcu

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alecthedevil · 9 months

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Bat cow in the dining room during breakfast! (No this is not my guess for cluedo its context.)

Jason: Well well well. Look who's too good for cereal now!

Tim: He's trying to impress the cow.

Damian: Don't be ridiculous!

Bruce: Damian I am not comfortable with this situation.

Damian: Father what was I supposed to do?! I had that crazy dream and it was raining!

Bruce: Well I had a crazy dream there wouldn't be a cow's A- S- S in my face when i'm eating breakfast!

Jason (to Tim): I know what that spells

Tim: Ass

Jason: Ass.

Jason: Hey Bruce! ASS

Bruce: Stop it!

BONUS

Duke: One breakfast. I want one normal breakfast.

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sleeplessdreamer14 · 11 months

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Macaque: (jolts awake in the middle of the night) Wait, I’m sorry!

Wukong: (wakes up) Wh- what happened? What happened?

Macaque: (rubs forehead) I’m killing Tang.

Wukong: (tiredly rubs his neck) What? You’re gonna kill Tang? Alright. Car’s gassed up, that’s good. Guess I could homeschool MK-

Macaque: No, Wukong, (explains what he means)

Wukong: Oh, gotcha.

Macaque: Good lord, Wukong, you had all that ready?

Wukong: What? I’m just being supportive, goodnight. (goes back to sleep)

#lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach #macaque x wukong #sun wukong x macaque #wukong x macaque #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #sun wukong #lmk wukong #lmk sun wukong #monkey king #incorrect lmk #lmk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: bob’s burgers #source: bobs burgers #my stuff

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thingsoverheardatua · 2 years

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Aizawa: What’s the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?

Midoriya: ‘Don’t be an idiot’ changed my life.

#Dadzawa #Class 1A #Shouta Aizawa #Izuku Midoriya #Shota Aizawa #Aizawa Shouta #Midoriya Izuku #Aizawa Shota #Aizawa #Midoriya #Deku #Eraserhead #Eraser Head #source: Bobs Burgers #1K

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incorrectgreekmyths · 4 months

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Zeus: *sleepwalking around Olympus*

Ares: Dad is a sleepwalker?

Hera: not normally, should we wake him?

Athena: never wake a sleepwalker, they could get violent, and whatever you do dont give them an axe

Hera: what? an axe? Why would we give him an axe?

Athena: Dont

Eris, handing am axe to sleepwalking zeus: LETS GIVE HIM AN AXE!

#zeus #hera #athena #ares #eris #incorrect greek mythology #greek mythology #source: bobs burgers

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swinginspaceagerickypotts · 2 years

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Ocean: what kind of sicko wakes up an hour early in the morning to write erotic fanfiction?!

Ricky, signing: me.

Noel: are there any shows left in the world you haven’t perved up?

Ricky, signing: no, that’s why I’ve started writing erotic friendfiction, using people at school

Mischa: oh! Do the janitor and the principal, I bet they’d have beautiful children!

Ricky, signing: I did and they don’t.

#Ride the Cyclone #NSFW???#kind of #idk for sure #Ricky Potts #ocean o'connell rosenberg #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #RTC #incorrect quote #source: bobs burgers

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starlightshadowsworld · 3 months

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Atsushi: Dazai I made you this friendship bracelet.

Dazai: Aw thanks Atsushi. Though I'm not really a jewellery person putting it on.

Atsushi: Oh, well you don't have to wear it. I can take it ba-

Dazai: Nope! I'm gonna wear it forever now, back off.

Atsushi: Are you sure?

Dazai: They'll have to pry off my cold dead body and I'll kill them if they try.

Atsushi: teary eyed Really?

Dazai: Yup smiles I love it.

#source: bobs burgers #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #bsd

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incorrecthatchetfield · 20 days

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Pete: Sorry we skipped school.

Ted: Why did you skip school?

Richie: We were trying to save the world and solve a murder.

Grace: But, that's no excuse for skipping school

Steph: Okay, Department of Education.

#source: bobs burgers #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #incorrect tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die

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boilingdreamland · 3 months

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Laios: I've always Dreamed of Eating Monsters.

Falin: yeahhh Father never really supported that Dream...

Laios: cause he's a Hater.

Marcille: Or Maybe he just didnt want you to Die of Food Poisoning?

Laios: another Hater.

#incorrect quotes #source: bobs burgers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi

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theotherhalfoftheshell · 1 year

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Hawks: I think I had a bad childhood.

Dabi: yeah I know.

Hawks: what do you mean you know?

Dabi: people who had good childhoods don't suck dick like that.

#dabihawks #hotwings #incorrect dabihawks #incorrect league of villains #source: bobs burgers #kinda

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incorrect-losers · 3 months

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Ben *hunched over in pain*: How do you know if you have internal bleeding?

Eddie: I can tell! I can tell, lemme listen!

Eddie *putting his ear against Ben’s back*: lemme listen

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #ben hanscom #eddie kaspbrak #hanbrak #source: bobs burgers

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vigsilantes · 4 months

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[Adrian and Y/N have been undercover all day for a mission at a prestigious dinner party]

Y/N: Oh man, that food looks so good, I wanna eat all of it.

Adrian: Right! Ooohh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop me when I’ve had sixteen.

Harcourt, through the earpiece: Focus! Only a few croissants, Chase, then get back to the target ASAP!

Adrian: Oh hell yeah! You got it boss!

#adrian chase #vigilante #incorrect peacemaker quotes #incorrect adrian chase quotes #source: bobs burgers #linda belcher #adrian chase x reader #freddie stroma #peacemaker #dcu

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