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Mc: Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.
Mc: One, two, three.
Lucifer:
Satan:
Mc: Well, now I'm disappointed in both of you.
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Shut shut up shut up mc still carries food around for beel like there isnt even an option against it im crying
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cowboyfatgum · 7 months
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MC: *accidentally bumping into mammon and putting on a British accent* My fault original gangster
Mammon *also putting on a British accent* No, this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons
MC: For what purpose?🥺
Mammon: And discard all of your footwear as well
MC: For what purpose?😭😭😭
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liyacreate · 2 years
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Luke: Don't tell anyone but... I used to really admire Lucifer back when he was an angel!
MC: Aww!
MC moments later remembering Satan was born at the time of the celestial war and realizing that if Luke remembers Lucifer being an angel then he was alive BEFORE the celestial war and that would mean Luke is technically older than Satan: wait a damn minute......
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(This has been proven wrong!)
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collectorofsoulss · 1 year
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Exile! Mammon x F!Reader
Mammon had a secret life. After all, his brothers can’t destroy what they don’t know. But what if they found out? Would they use this moment to be supportive? or destroy his single source of happiness?
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A disagreement within the Household of Lamentation left Mammon packing, which wasn’t the first time. He comes back–eventually. Mammon always found a reason to return home, always. And even then in his absence, he wasn’t truly absent. Lucifer was able to keep track of his wildcard of a brother. He was so chaotic, destruction followed. All Lucifer had to do was pick up the newspaper and read. However, this time around not even the local casinos saw him.
Then finally! He returned. To Lucifer’s surprise, there were no traces of damage. Mammon was different. Here the minute, gone the next. Mammon was only present to handle royal affairs or attend mandatory meetings. Of course, there were occasional moments where he needed to cast judgment on those who were assigned to his layer of Hell, however, once the business was handled –Mammon was gone. 
It continued for a few years until Lucifer sought interest in his whereabouts. What changed him? Every demon he sent to trail him wound up missing or dead. The leads were cold, and no information was gained. It was only a matter of time before he did it himself. The Lords of Hell soon found themselves on a trip, scouring the realms of the world to find their dearest brother, Mammon.
When they did not find him during the first search it made them realize Mammon did not want to be found. While Lucifer hunted high and low he discovered rumors and talks about what’s become of his brother. Mammon did have a track record. He was known for entering bad deals, being easily manipulated, baring a curse he was unable to break. They all grew restless, and aggressive in finding answers. Some necks had to be broken, some lives had to be taken. Each result had Lucifer stepping over pools of blood to get to him.
Lucifer had everyone dispersed to cover more ground. Naturally, it was he who discovered the location. The neighborhood was quite…ordinary, basic, a place Mammon would never be caught dead in. The community was bright, friendly with neighbors who’d say ‘hello’ as he, a dark entity passed through white picket fences. A solid knock from his fist nearly unhinged the door. Even in his humanoid form, Lucifer was still large, still mighty. A single flick was all he need, anything more could decimate cities. Frustrated was what he was. His patience ran thin. It was not often Lucifer loses his composure but when it comes to those he loves, composure be damned.
“Hello, how many I help you?”
Lucifer wasted no time getting to the point. “Mammon. Where is he.”
“And you are?”
“It’s not about who I am but what you are going to be.” The air became thin. “Now. Where. Is. He.” A single wave of his hand had the knob snatched from your reach.
Enough of these games, he demanded to see his brother. A dip of his head, he stepped through the low door frame. Mammon was here, he could smell him.
“Excuse me!” you exclaimed, brutally shoved from the entrance. “You need to leave!”
Lucifer’s shadow consumed your form. Tsk. As if you were a challenge, you were barely an opponent. His aura dispersed through your home, immediately plants began to wilt. His crimson eyes radiated the gates of hell, instilling fear into your soul. Maintaining a distance, you accidentally collided into the furniture; the vase toppled over, shattering. A spell left your lips, attempting to buy some time to run–
“Did you really think such amateur hex could work on me?” he adjusted his gloves, breaking the barrier to pass the entrance hall. “You are more foolish than I thought. A trait that will now cost your life.”
“Does he owe you money too?” you whispered. “Please,” you plead. The racing of your heart left you breathless. “I’ll give you the money, just don’t make a scene–”
Before you knew it, small footsteps approached the confrontation. Tiny hands held a stuffed animal, a small child appeared but was frozen from fear. There’s a stranger in the house.
“Mommy?”
Lucifer’s intense demeanor shifted to observe this miniature human. No one else had those striking blue eyes and soft milky white hair. This human was, different – familiar.
The fear was evident in your eyes which made tears swell up in his ocean blues. “M-Mommy, I’m scared.”
“MJ, go back upstairs, I’ll be up shortly.”
As much as he wanted to move, he couldn’t, his legs refused to listen. Even with blurred vision, MJ saw the dark power. It drained everything of its natural energy. He was feeding from life itself. MJ had never seen anything like this, his eyes glossed towards yours and watched how it was consuming yours too. Soon his socks soaked as he made a puddle on the floor. In seconds you raised your child into your arms.
“If you can wait outside, I’ll give you everything I have, just please, leave my children out of this,” you reasoned.
Rage diffused from Lucifer’s body and was replaced with a new feeling, an unfamiliar emotion he dared not name. He took a moment to observe the walls and furniture of your home. Gradually, he approached a frame causing you to take a few steps back. Lucifer held it. There were you…him…and two additional members who ironically looked just like his brother. His dark eyes creased, unable to handle such vital information. Setting the photo down, Lucifer removed himself from the premises to make one single phone call.
In seconds you bolted up the staircase, MJ cradled against your chest until you reached the nursery. Maximus was peacefully asleep when you snatch him from his bassinet. He stirred a little but you hushed him forcefully. Traveling light, you wrapped him against your back.
“Mommy, my socks,” MJ whined.
“Honey, we don’t have time for that,” you grabbed his hand. “Let’s go.”
He fumbled a little, “B-But I'm wet.”
“We’ll change you later,” you promised. Quickly the two of you moved. That man – no, demon – invaded your home without permission. His presence was heavy, he made you weak. For a moment, your knees buckled as you pushed open the door. You surely would have fainted if you had stood in his presence any further. 
MJ lagged, small legs unable to keep up with your ferocious steps. Eventually, you boosted him into your arms. MJ’s buried himself deep into your shirt as you move, fearful of what’s to come. The exit was near, you could taste the freedom on your lips. Once you were outside, they wouldn't act. Demons wouldn't dare draw attention once in public. Where there were demons, hunters were to follow. If only you could get out in time.
The second you saw the door, the man was already sitting across the room – comfortably, as if he didn’t break a sweat in arriving before you. It felt as if time had stopped the moment you saw him. Expression – unreadable, he stared, not at you but at your children. He rose while your legs failed to continue. The blood rushed in your ears, your heartbeat – loud. 
Everything slowed, you were suffocating in the coldness of his presence. You tried to speak and say something, but there was nothing. Your mouth stayed shut as the demon approached, gradually closing in on the children. Your arms trembled with the lack of control. MJ peeked out from your shoulder and the intruder did not bare the atmosphere of death. Gently, you lifted your babies higher, trying to shield them both from view.
“I am not going to hurt you,” he disclosed.
He was lying, had to be. This demon came with intentions to tear you to shreds. What caused him to change so easily? Your throat constricted painfully. What should you do? Should you run? Stay still? All options seemed useless. Cause no matter what if he wanted you dead, you would be.
“I am Lucifer Morningstar; Mammon’s eldest brother.”
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loweya-blog · 10 months
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I propose all the MCs join together, go to the celestial realm, and beat the fuck out of the father.
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java-lava · 1 year
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Simeon;”Thank you so much for your help! Is there anything I can do for you in return?”
Mc; “I have a package coming in tomorrow, could you sign your name for the delivery driver for me?”
Simeon, unaware of Mc’s true intentions; “Sure!”
*The next day*
Delivery driver(who is definitely not Mc in a fake mustache) ; “Is your name Simeon?”
Simeon;”Yes, so I just sign my name at the line on the bottom?”
Delivery driver(who is definitely not Mc in a fake mustache) ; “Yes”
Simeon; “ok!” *signs* “do you need anything else?”
Delivery driver(who is definitely not Mc in a fake mustache) ; “Nope that’ll be all thank you!”*gets in stolen delivery truck and grins like a manic*
Camera pans out to the paper that Simeon signed that reads “Marriage license”
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blue-moonjelly · 5 months
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Listen closely and stay Silent
MINORS DNI
Satan x nonbinary MC (obedience, sub/dom, master/slave, kinda public stuffs)
Authors note: Yeah so I kinda made this on a whim, um, just let me know if you want a part two cause this was already getting long enough as is, but if yall want it enough I'll gladly make a part 2, okay that's it, ENJOY)
“MC” Satan’s voice hummed as he nuzzled his warm cheek against your head, his hands stirring atop your lap as you somehow seemed to curl further into the grasp of him, “you’re so warm” he continued to speak in a hazed tone as he continued to engulf you in his grasp. 
You could only giggle and sigh at his words as you continued to snuggle up with him on the couch under the blanket that retained your shared body heat.
“Hey don’t distract MC” Levi was quick to argue as he focussed on the game you both were currently in the middle of, “you promised that you wouldn't distract them from completing this level with me if I let you stay, so I repeat, do NOT make us lose our progress Satan”.
And while normally Satan would be quick to react to Levi’s half-baked threat and show him what a true threat was, your presence had him under such a trance of serenity that he couldn’t bear to get up from his spot and disturb you both. So he simply muffled a response he had no intention of keeping and continued to settle his head in the crook of your neck, his lips brushing your skin ever so softly that it could have simply been interpreted as a happy accident. 
Though you knew Satan better than to believe that excuse of innocence. 
“Hey Levi,” you said while continuing to click your fingers along the buttons of the controller you held, “I think the controller is starting to bug out a little bit,” you feigned while purposefully clicking the wrong buttons, “it won’t let me follow you into the next chamber.”
“No, no, no” Levi quickly paused the game on his end and ran to his room, you assumed to retrieve some sort of solution to the ‘broken controller’.
“That’s odd,” Satan said while fidgetting with the controller, “It’s working just fine for me right now”
You softly placed two fingers under the demon's chin and turned his gaze to yours, his lips mere inches from your own and already trembling at what you would possibly be doing with them next, “Satan, be quiet, not a sound can come out of you until I say so” you ordered with a soft tone of voice, a clear contradiction to the words that spilled from your lips. 
The order however seemed to be effective, though admittedly you couldn’t quite tell if it was because you were his master or if he was simply pathetic enough to not crave putting up a much of a fight. And while you wished to see right now just how obedient of a pup he could truly be, Levi’s steps and quickly sounded as he breathed heavily and entered the room with a new controller in his grasp, “I- I got the other one” he said between labored breaths as he hunched his body over and held out the controller. 
“Oh, thanks Levi,” you said in a cheery tone, “but I actually was hoping I could get a little break, my eyes are hurting from staring at the screen for too long, do you think Satan could play in my place,” you asked, using a tone of voice and pleading eyes that you knew Levi just couldn’t say no to.
Levi was more than reluctant to the suggestion of adding his brother to the game, but he couldn’t help but melt into your smile and begrudgingly handed Satan the new remote, “you do still know how to play right” he asked while sitting back down on another couch. 
Satan nodded to his brother, and though you could tell Levi questioned his lack of verbal response, you quickly interjected from any further questions being asked by starting the game back up.
A few minutes passed of calm gameplay, Levi was still leading the team perfectly, and Satan was actually doing quite well as an added fighter to the quest. While he wasn’t quite the gamer that Levi was, no one could deny that he was doing a pretty great job at keeping up with the pace. 
“You’re doing so well Satan” you carefully whispered into his left ear as you hooked your fingers along the waistband of his sweatpants, the soft comfy ones you had just bought him last week and adored to see him in, “keep playing pup” you continued to coo into his hear as you ever so slightly scratched at his lower abdomen with your sharp fingernails, the fresh manicure he had just bought you already being put to perfect use. 
Suddenly the controller that sat in his hands began to buzz violently and like clockwork, “SATAN NO” Levi suddenly screamed in agonizing pain, “you need to focus” he continued to yell while fixing his error in the gameplay before he went back to violently playing and rushing his focus to the screen. 
Your lips only curled into a devious smile as you fully snuggled into the warmth of the blanket that you and Satan shared, your hands once again coming to grasp at his waistband and tug ever so gently onto it as you traced a single finger onto his growing erection. “Make sure you’re paying attention pup, Levi will know something’s up if you don’t play” you cooed in his ear while placing a soft kiss on his cheek, “assist him while I take care of you”
Satan could only silently oblige, simply nodding his answer as he gripped at his controller.
You couldn’t help but adore your demon in this state, the demon of wrath a mere puddle in your palm, a higher being whose powers crumbled before your words and actions. Something as simple as a lick to his neck was enough to cause shivers down his back, a little scratch from your manicure could cause his hips to involuntarily buck into your grasp, and just one pull of his waistband could allow his hard erection to spring free and already begin to drip onto your hands. 
“You’re so obedient, albeit a little eager, but you’re listening so carefully” you continued to whisper, releasing a breath of hot air into his ear and using your free hand to tug at his hair, while the other continued to stroke him ever so slowly, enjoying the way he tried so hard to buck into your hands at a faster speed than you were willing to give. 
The sweat on his forehead continued to build up, and the corners of his mouth twitched while he tried so hard to focus on the game and not tip off Levi on what could possibly be happening under this blanket just a mere few feet away from him. But the feelings you were curating just for him were insane, and it wasn’t just the stroking of his cock that drove him to near growls, it was the way you put careful attention to detail in each of his senses. You knew exactly how to put each of his five senses into overdrive, in ways that he hadn’t ever thought to be possible, and yet you somehow discovered and did it all so effortlessly. 
“Satan”
Your whisper of a moan echoed so deeply into his mind that thoughts were no longer coherent, there was only one singular thought that shone brightly into his mind, and that was the image of the endless things you could do to him in privacy. The desire rang so deeply in his brain that without a second thought, he quickly pulled himself out of your grip, pulled his pants back up, tossed the controller to the side, pulled the blanket away from the both of you and carried you into his arms away from the room.
“SATAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU” Levi yelled from the top of his lungs while he tried to fight off the sudden swarm of enemies that were coming at him in the game, however as you were being carried away and looked at the screen from over Satan’s shoulder you could see it was to no avail as the words ‘loser’ painted the screen “NOOOOOOOO—”
Levi’s scream echoed through the house and was only muffled once Satan tossed you onto his bed and closed the door, quickly pulling off his shirt and tossing it to the side as he swooped down to your level and began to attack your neck in a flurry of kisses and bites.
And while tingles of pleasure ran across your body, you knew that your demon had disobeyed and for that, he needed to be punished. You lifted your hand and grabbed a full chunk of his hair into your grip and pulled it back hard, “Satan, what do you think you're doing,” he attempted to open his mouth to say something but quickly recalled through his efforts that you had banned him to use his words, “you’ve been a bad pup and bad pups need to be disciplined”.
His eyes were fogged with tears and overwhelming emotions, he swallowed hard as he got down and kneeled in front of you.
You thought it looked humorous, a demon kneeling before you as though you were the only God he could ever respect, especially when you both knew that you were, each word of yours rang like a hymn. His fingers twitched at his sides as the urge to touch your skin gnawed at him, but he stayed still, practically salivating at the mere thought of his endless desires.
“You’re such a beautiful demon, a statue of beauty” you spoke with authority, retaining your strong grip on his hair as you dipped down to his level and placed your free hand under his chin, caressing his jaw as the bottom of your foot gently stepped down on his erection, causing you to chuckle as he silently winced at the feeling of it, “It’s a shame I’ll have to break you down to ash”.
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zealoussoulsandwich · 8 months
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asmo putting makeup on us just to turn around and have our mascara running from all the orgasm they pulled from us. snapping a pic for his devilfans.
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shinazugawaace · 11 months
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What if the reason that all the brothers don’t talk about MC dying is because they don’t remember? Cus MC isn’t supposed to be there right? They’ve replaced the version of themselves that died so, to the demons, they never died. Perhaps in a way they’re memories rewrote themselves to be able to comprehend the new MC and the changed timeline. Either that or they just don’t care that MC died👹
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char-chats · 11 months
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Obey Me!!
( Head Cannons )
CW : S3x & MENTIONS OF KINKS
Obey Me! X Gender Neutral Reader
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Kinks - Praise, Degrading, & Work Sex
𖤐 When It came to Lucifer he could be stern but also had this other soft side to him. At first he thought he wouldn't have time to date but maybe he could make an exception for you.
𖤐 He hadn't told his brothers that he was in a relationship with you, after all was it there business? Nope, as the oldest he didn't have to tell them anything if he didn't want to.
𖤐 When he saw his brothers all over you he would pull you aside and kiss you deeply, and would whisper how beautiful / handsome you are.
𖤐 But the bedroom was a different story he was rough at times but was also soft. You see he was busy most of the time and that would lead to him being stressed and he had to take that stress out on someone.
𖤐 It was one of those nights, a night where he had to have some stress relief. And right now all he wanted was to see your pretty/handsome face choking on his fat cock after a long day of work.
𖤐 Now you find yourself on your knees in front of him naked with your mouth greedily sucking down his cock. Lucifer put his hand over his mouth and let out a shaky moan you looked to pretty/handsome taking him in so eagerly, but he knows you can take more than that. "You look so cute taking me in like that~ God your so beautiful/handsome"
𖤐 He then leaned forward and slaped your ass roughly leaving a bright red mark. You closed your eyes and winced in pain " Come on baby I know you can take more then one little slap." he said sadistically slaping your ass cheek again, "c-come on be the good little slut that I know you are~"
𖤐 With that he grabbed a fistful of your hair and shoved your head down to the based of his cock making your gag and eyes tear up " o-oh fuck ahh~ I'm gonna c-cum [Name] and you b-better take it all don't waste a f-fucking drop do you hear me~
𖤐 Shutting your eyes and nodding your head you felt warm thick liquid shoot down your throat along with Lucifer moaning loudly gripping your hair. You pulled back coughing and gasping wiping your mouth.
𖤐 Lucifer let his grip loose and put his hand under your chin and thumb on your bottom lip "open" he said sternly. Of course you obeyed opening your mouth showing him your swallowed every drop.
𖤐 He smiled cupping your face, you closed your eyes, smiling leaning into his warm touch. Leaning forward he kissed your nose then your forehead , saying sweetly "You did so well my love, I'll treat you with extra care tonight"
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Kinks - Collars, Breeding, & Possession
✪ He was greedy when it came to you (not as precious as his 'Goldie' through, maybe just a little) you where his and he was yours.
✪ he was surprised when you agreed to go out with him, though he was the great Mammon! But as soon as you said 'yes' the next day almost everyone knew about you and Mammon
✪ You were his greatest treasure, no way more than that, you had no price on you, to perfect to have a number on you. He made sure that you know he loves you, he would give you gifts and be very affectionate.
✪ For some reason he couldn't shake the thought of you leaving him for one of his other brothers, he would be lying if he said he wasn't a little jealous when you gave attention to his brothers. He had to let you know that he wouldn't let you go.
✪ You were pinned under him he looked so intimidating looming over you. .. "U-um Mammon what are you doing?" He didn't say anything. he began to leave light kisses on your face but soon led to him sucking on your neck leaving hickeys.
✪ You felt his right hand go up your shirt being to rub your nipple in soft circles. You moaned softly "M-mammon~". He then reached over to the nearby night stand pulling something out from his nightstand, but considering that the room was dim you couldn't see what it was.
✪ You felt something go around your neck, a necklace? Choker? No! It was a collar. It was a yellow collar with a big bright sparking 'M' in the middle. "I love you you belong to me I won't let anyone have you but me, your to perfect to let go of... "He trailed off, slipping your pants off and undoing he belt, pulling yours and his shirt off.
✪ What has gotten into him? He seems so possessive. Of course he used lube not wanting to hurt you. He positioned himself slowly pushing himself into your hole going at a slow steady pace.
✪ "M-Mammon, faster please~" obeying your cries he slammed himself into you faster and deeper making you grip his arms. "M-mine you're mine, I'll b-breed you so you have no Ah~ where else to go b-but here! ~" he moaned gripping your hips roughly. "M-Mammon! Ah y-you're going so deep~"
✪ lewd sounds filled the room, he was at his high and you were too. With one good deep slam he came in you making sure to hit the deepest parts in you, making you throw your head back in pure pleasure cumming. After catching your breathes you said " aren't you going to pull out?"
✪ Leaning forward kissing your forehead he said "No, I want every single drop of me in you" , " M-ammon!" You said flustered . He began to leave soft butterfly kisses all over your chest and neck area "I love you so much, you mean so much to me." You cupped his cheeks making him look up at you "I love you too, no matter how much you annoy me" , "hey! "
✪ The thought of him asking you out scared him a lot, sure he loved being alone in his room and watching anime but.. It got lonely from time to time
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Kinks - Cosplay
✮ Eventually you asked him out because to be honest he was never going to do it . It was a cycle he would hype himself up, not do it, be sad about not do it, repeat.
✭ He wasn't embarrassed by you but he wasn't bragging about you, he would often invite you over to his room to watch anime, eat, cuddle and play video games
✭ Then he had the sudden idea to mix the two things he loved together. You and Anime, so he bought a cosplay off of Akuzon and asked with a bright red face if you both could try something new tonight. Cosplay
✭ He bought you a cosplay from his favorite anime. Oh god when he saw you he couldn't help but immediately get a tent on his pants. And it was obvious. "Do I look cute, Levi?.." You said teasingly he blushed deeper covering his face with his hands "I -uh, n-no wait yes!"
✮ You straddled over him moving his hands away from his face placing them on your hips. "Come on Levi don't you want to fuck your favorite-" He's had enough with your teasing, grabbing you pulling you on him so that he was laying down while you sit on his crotch area . At this point his thoughts were clouded and his only thought was fucking you.
✭ you started to undo Levi Belt and pants and out pop his eager cock, it was already leaking precum. You then pulled down your pink panties throwing them off to the side. Levi covered his face this whole situation was so embarrassing to him.
✭ You started to rub your hole against his cock he started to whine and it was soo cute " [N-Name] ... Please I need you ~" he shakely moaned out. He was so cute you thought, you then grabbed his cock sliding it into you basically sitting on his cock making Levi let out a loud moan.
✭ You moaned loudly, placing your hands on Levi's chest for some balance beginning to move up and down. Levi threw his head back moaning loudly. Oh how beautiful/handsome you looked bounce eagerly on his cock. He placed his hands on your ass "ah~ you feel so g-good, I.. Ah~ I love you! "
✭ He felt so good , he looked so cute moaning , to his blushing red face to the way he looks so over stimulated and so out of breath "L-Levi you feel so good!~". You felt so tight around him and he knew he couldn't hold it in "[N-Name!] I can't hold it ah! ~ it in-n any longer! ~"
✮ You were close to your climax too when all the sudden you felt Levi grip your ass and started pound into with no remorse he wanted to take what he wanted. You moaned loudly practically screaming and with one last deep thrust he came into you "s-shit! Levi! ~"
✭ you then felt hot thick cum fill you mixing in with your orgasm making your eyes roll back and moan out loud. You could barely hear yourself over Levi's loud moaning. After catching both your breaths Levi pulled out and started apologizing profusely "are you okay?! Did I hurt you?!, Do you want some water?!" You cupped his cheeks "Levi, I'm fine ,I love you so much". Levi took a deep sigh before saying " O-okay just tell me if you need anything" giving you a kiss on the nose.
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Kinks - pet play
✫ For the longest you thought Satan hated you because he always avoided you, gave one worded awnsers, ans sometimes you even caught him glaring at you during class. But little did you know this was his love language.
✫ He so dearly admired everything you did, from the way you walked to your personality. So eventually he decided to stop beating around the bush and decided to just get it over with and confess to you. And to his surprise you accepted it.
✫ you would often spend time with Satan meaning you laying on his chest scrolling through your phone while he read or having a nice picnic enjoying the the beauty in nature.
✫ Satan and you have had sex before and was mostly vanilla and you both liked it that way. Of course Satan was content with your relationship but he wanted to try something new..
✫Satan has read many books and when he learned about a certain kind of kink... Pet play well more specifically cat play. He brought up the idea to you can you agree happily.
✫ There you both were you on top of him straddling him with wearing nothing but a green collar and some cat ears. You were rubbing on him ,your hands wondering all over his body slowly taking off his clothes resulting in him being naked in the end
✫Statan then starts teasing you,circling your sensitive hole but not pressing his finger in making you whimper needing him "s-statan please don't tease me~". He then leans in and whispers in your ear "Be a good patient kitty then you'll get a reward". After a minute of him teasing you and you letting out whimpers
✫he shoves two of his fingers in you make moan in pain and pleasure. You bury you head in his inner neck moaning as he fingers you "ah!~ s-satan feels really g-good~" you whimper out as you grip his shoulders.
✫ "good, come on meow for me~ be a good little kitty and meow for me" he says seductively fingering and scissoring you faster, placing his hand on your head patting"
✫your eyes are welling up with tears of pleasure as you feel so close to Cumming, "M-Meow~ ah! ~M-Meow please!" He keeps fingering you grunting in your ear "fuck, your so handsome/beautiful my sweet kitty~" that make you grip his shoulders and cum "Satan! ~"... He then pulls out his fingers and there covered in cum
✫ After about a minute you catch your breath, he then leans in and kiss your forhead "such a good kitty" he kisses your neck making you shiver in pleasure "but we're not done, no be a good kitty and get on all fours". Tonight was gonna be a long night.
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Kinks - Praise & Toys
✯ You and Asmo had been best friends then you both became lovers! You bother would do skin care together and then watch movies. nothing physically sexual happens
✯ Other than Asmo making dirty jokes at you, just to see your cute flustered face! Asmo gives your soft kisses on the cheek and nothing more... Unless you wanted more
✯ you and Asmo had a long conversation about yours and his boundaries and what you like and don't like... Class was over and you wanted to invite Asmo over to your dorm "Hey Asmo! , c-can I go back to your dorm room?" He turns around and his expression brighten "Hi! [name], y-yeah of course!"
✯You both then head up to his dorm room you both talk for a minute, then your slowly lean in and hiss him passionately your hand finding it's way to his crotch rubbing it light.
✯ He puts his hand on the back of your head to deepen the kiss then you both pull away to catch your breaths, you then lean In and whisper in his ear "I'm ready" and without hesitation
✯ He quickly went to his night stand and pulled out a pink vibrator. You blush seeing the vibrator, he walk back over to you slowly pushes you on the bed so that your in missionary position..
✯ he slowly pulls your uniform pants off and throws them aside and slowly unbuttons your uniform shirt too ,exposing your chest. "Oh my [Name] you have such a good looking body, makes me a little jealous" Asmo says as presses he's lips on your nipple lightly kissing it.
✯ you gasp letting out a little moan from the warm sensation on your nipple, as Asmo is sucking and kissing on the left one he pinches and plays with your right one.. Unexpectedly he then turns on the vibrator and presses it near your privet making you let out a loud moan
✯"your moans are so adorable [Name], come on moan more for me baby" he says in between kisses turning up the vibrator making you arch your back "Ah!~ A-Asmo!". It turns him on the way you moan his name and squirm under him and his touch. You grip the sheets crying tears of pleasure it feels really good not to mention it's your first time..
✯"come on, cum for me my love" he says sweetly pinching your nipple and giving you soft kisses all over your chest as he again turns up the vibrator to the highest setting. With Asmo kissing, praising and holding a vibrator to your private slightly rubbing it up and down it's all to much and you cum. "Asmo Cumming!~"
✯ You grip his shoulders arching your back moaning loudly. He's shocked for a second and he grins "aww how a door you did so good!" He says sweetly as he turns off the vibrator and stops kissing you and leans in your ear and whispers as you still let out little whimpers riding out your orgasm... "This is only the beginning, don't worry I'll take good care of you after".
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Kinks - Food, Praise & Bitting
★ you and Beel have been together for a while now! You two would often go on dates specifically lunch dates, He loved to hug you and kiss you but both of you never talked about having sex...
★ it's was a weekend and you were in his dorm on laying on his bed you head resting on his chest and his hand resting on his hand resting on your head. You look up at him and he give you and innocent smile you both lean in and kiss each other passionately.
★ But None of you pull away ... Eventually it turn out into a heated makout session with you straddled over him kissing him and his hands wondering to your waist. You both then pull away and he sheepishly smiles "B-Beel i-" before you can finish your sentence and moves the collar of your shirt
★ Off to the side and bites you softly. This throws you off and you grip his shoulder lightly whimpering "A-Are you okay [Name]? Am I hurting you?" He says worriedly. You give him a soft smile and give him a reassuring kiss on the forehead. He smiles
★ As he continues to bite and kiss on your neck.. As he slowly takes off his clothes and takes off yours as well.. "I'm so hungry for you [Name] Beel whines out as he pulls you close to him kissing your chest softly and sweetly. You Start to stroke him off , Beel let's out soft whimpers as his kiss you from the good sensation.
★ after a minute or two he pulls away to look at your body covered in bite marks and hickeys "you look so beautiful/handsome..i could just eat you up~" you giggle softly at his choice of words. You balance yourself by gripping his shoulders tightly as your tease your hole at on the head of his cock. Beel grips your waist lightly "please be careful don't hurt yourself.." Beel says worriedly
★ "I'll be fine" you say as your get the head in moaning a little in pain and pleasure "you're doing so well~" you blush as his praises and eventually you fully sit yourself down on his cock panting loudly. Beel kisses your forehead "you did so well fitting me in [Name]" you blush and cry out "B-Beel~"
★ You start to move yourself up and down on his cock, his hands on your waist almost guiding you.. Even Beel is moaning out in pleasure "Ah!~ngh~ you feel so good Beel!" Your moan out as you bounce up and down.
★ "Beel grips your waist tightly "[Name]! Ah! So close! Let me cum in side please!~" you get flustered at his remarkable "me too!~ please do~ fill me up with your cum!' And with a couple more slama down on his cock you both cum, feeling his warm thick cum shoot inside you and you orgasm on him..
★You get off him and lay next to him panting you both are trying to catch your breaths and he turns to you and pinches your cheek "you did so well, no your a cream filled donut" you blush and turn away in embarrassment and Beel hugs you from behind as you both cuddle until you both fall asleep.
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kinks - Sleeping
☆ you and Belphe have been together for about a two years, your days have consisted of cuddling, going to school, homework, and many naps surprisingly Belphe would make dirty jokes here and there.
☆ Today it was like any other day you and him where bundled up in his comfy sheets he was the big spoon this time at times you would switch.
☆ But today he was today the big spoon... You both were tired and you were nodding off he had his arms tightly wrapped around you lovingly... Belphe loved how adorable you looked.. You looked handsome/beautiful you look falling asleep. His thoughts trailed off and became really dirty.
☆ At this point he thought you already feel asleep and he couldn't help but to start grinding on you "s-shit~" he mumbled trying to keep his voice down. "I-i want you.. Please [name]~"... Hearing his voice woke you up thinking that he needed something.
☆ But you soon realized that he needed something else.. You could feel his cock grinding on your ass , feeling his arms tighten around you.. "Belphe?" He immediately stops and you turn around to face his flushed face. "[N-Name!?] How long where you up!? I-it wasn't what it looks like i-"
☆ you silence him with a kiss as you put your leg over his waist as you begin to grind on his tent in his pants "B-Belphe~"
☆ He grins hearing you moan his name as you both start grinding on each other moaning softly beneath the soft confy sheets .
☆ you both then stop whimper loudly as you cum into your pj' pants and so does Belphe as he girps you tightly whimpering in your ear.. You both are panting and looking at each other with lust in your eyes and he kisses your forhead "again?" He says blushing and the nod your head "maybe.. Let me get ready" you say as you go to the bathroom... It definitely wasn't gonna be a while..
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Mc: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.
Levi:
Solomon:
Mammon: who won gold?
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The demons in nightbringer are gonna watch mc chug demonus like it's water and think they have the most insane alcohol tolerance ever
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cowboyfatgum · 7 months
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Lucifer is so dad coded, like Asmo could be watching some sort of reality TV show in the living room and he just comes in and stands with his hands on his hips looking at the TV and refuses to sit down. Is he even interested? WE DON'T KNOW??? But it confuses Asmo to no end so he can't even pay attention to what he's watching anymore
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nyxxart · 1 year
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MC: Am I in trouble?
Lucifer: Take a guess.
MC: No?
Lucifer: Take another guess.
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collectorofsoulss · 4 months
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Exile! Mammon xF!Reader Pt 4
Rain. Blood collected with the rainwater, mixing as it trailed into the sewer. MJ’s eyes casually followed it until they landed on your staggered form against the wall for support while Papa held your sides as you retched. It was not too long ago he arrived; him being the demon he was, it easy to trace your scent. Mammon sought after you in an attempt to win you back. He was not one to wait or let things ‘cool off’ he could not bear the fact you were upset with him.
Mammon had instructed MJ and Maximus to go inside the car and wait. Head laid against the window, MJ exhaled, his breath fogging the window before clearing, there he noticed his reflection, studying the reality of his image until he spotted Maximus staring with curiosity.
“Am I going to get horns too?” he touched the top of his hair, feeling for signs.
MJ said nothing, ignoring him he stared at his bloodstained hands. The image of your expression flickered in his mind, he felt…ashamed although you said nothing. The ambiguity of your face made him scared. Did you not love him anymore? He soon felt a tug on his wing, Maximus pulling at the appendage.
"Can you fly?"
“Stop it,” he mumbled, casually nudging him with it. “Leave me alone.”
“Why you get to have them and I don’t?” Maxi whined.
“Mama said it’s a curse, I’m not supposed to have these,” he whispered. 
The sudden loudness of your voice drew their attention away from each other and to their parents. Climbing into the passenger seat, Maximus gazed out the window for a better view. It was a slight distance, and the rainfall muffled your voice, however, MJ's ears were sharp. He heard everything.
The clothes were glued to your skin, teeth chattering from the coldness of the rain. The breath your body chased was never caught, between the puking and the adrenaline, it left you breathless. Heavily your chest rose and fell in attempts to grasp reality. 
“Babe,” Mammon reasoned. “It’s rainin’ let get outta ‘ere and talk at home.”
“No,” you kept your distance, “You didn’t see what I saw! I need you to reverse it right now, whoever the hell you pissed off caused our son to do that!” you pointed to the dismembered bodies sprawled across the alleyway.
Mammon set a hand on the nape of his neck as he faced away from your intense gaze, he began to pace. He shifted his weight, one foot to the other as he built up the courage.
“I’ll…I’ll explain everythin’ to ya,” he breathed. “Just not here.”
The rain coated your face, dripping from your brows and quivering lips. At this point you could hardly feel your toes, regardless you remained unmoving. 
“It’s hurting my baby,” you gritted. “I don’t want it to get worse.”
“No one ain’t do nothin’ to ‘em,” he confessed. “It ain’t a curse.”
Mammon slowly found the courage to face you. In the depths of your eyes twirled with disbelief, confusion and the searing pain of betrayal. Unconsciously, your body curled inward. The words tripped on your tongue, barely escaping as a whisper, “T-then what?”
Mammon’s heart clenched at your vulnerability, he never intended to keep this secret for so long. He was going to tell you! Not on the first date – or third! Not on the day he proposed or the night of his wedding! Everything was going well, telling you would have ruined everything he’s worked hard for.
He was truly afraid. Afraid you’d see him just like his brothers, that you too will gaze at him with eyes of disappointment and scorn. Mammon desperately ran from his greed, the past and who he was destined to be. He thought it eventually would fade with time. The single thought of you hating him, distrusting him – he simply couldn’t handle it. It’ll break him, like how your look alone is breaking him right now. 
“I’m a…” he struggled to get it passed his throat, “…a –”
The woman’s words decided to echo in your mind. “…a demon,” you finished for him.
He looked into your tear-filled eyes. “All these years…” you murmured, “a-all these years,” you repeated. The outside closed in around you, the space was suffocating from the weight of his confession. Every piece of furniture, the photos, they all mocked you for the life you had built with this man, this demon. Everything you’ve once known about him was lies!
“Were you even an orphan?”
“…no.”
Spinning around, you could not bear to look at his face! “You knew…all this time?”
He did not have to speak for you to know his answer. Immediately you began to walk towards your car where your children were waiting.
“Baby please!” he clutched your arm, delaying your departure. “I was just scared,” he stammered, his eyes plea for understanding. He hoped you’d be able to see beyond the label and had grown to love the layers of his character. “Afraid if you knew, you’d see me as a –”
“What! A monster?” you interrupted, finishing with bitterness. Wrenching your arm from his touch, “Are you!”
The tears eventually cascaded down your cheeks. The weight of your accusation filled him with disgust. Mammon knew his previous actions could mark him as that but every day he found against his instincts, suppressing the desire. Temptation was everywhere, wealth, power and the humans displayed it well; it was partially oozing from their pores. There were moments of weakness but each time he chose you and his children over his selfishness. Mammon was fighting his demons but he couldn’t fight them if the demon was him.
Mammon tried to touch you again, “Babe, c’mon you’d know I’d never –” you raised your hands in defense, flinching. Not once you look at him like that before – ever. It scared him. Mammon stared at his palms, eyes shaking with terror. “I’d never h-hurt you,” his voice was a whisper, however, his words were swallowed by an abyss of mistrust. The way you stood there, staring with foreign eyes. Internally Mammon crumbled to pieces.
           “No,” you breathed, “I don’t know. Do you expect me to believe anything from you?” Little by little you stepped backward, “I never asked for any of this! You never gave me a choice!” you shouted. “And that’s the most selfish thing a demon could ever do!” Mammon was speechless; he watched you slip from his grasp and out of his life.
Maximus saw your figure appearing closer, and quickly he went into the back, throwing himself in his car seat. The second the door opened, you made sure he was fastened. He saw how your hands trembled, you barely buckled him on the first try. Soon after, MJ saw you were going to do the same for him but noticed your hesitation once you saw the blood coating his figure. Regardless, you fastened him anyway. MJ saw Papa was still outside, standing in the same spot you left him in once you got into the car. He said nothing. Maximus strained his head to see where Papa was, eventually speaking,
“Is Papa com –”
Adjusting your rearview mirror, you interrupted. “Not now, mama needs quiet time.”
Mammon's spirit sank into the lowest pits of hell, returning to where he rightfully belonged. There he was in the dimly lit confines of his bedroom. Across his couch, he laid, pillow hugged against his chest, gazed fixed at the picture of his family within his worn wallet. The weight of your absence - was this what it meant to feel soulless? Desperately he desired to see you, to hold you once again, to kiss his children but he could not bring himself to face another rejection. Did he deserve you? Did he deserve them? He closed his eyes, a single tear escaping. His brothers were right. He was scum.
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