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pechirojo4 · 6 months
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Hey you! Yes you! Please take care of the baby until I came back, thank u!!!
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lunnafurst · 2 years
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not enough people mention the fact that demon beel has literal fairy wings tbh
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Love that this did nothing to dampen the mood or stop the soft romantic music - MC really is the monsterfucker of all time
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rui-drawsbox · 11 months
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Congrats on your followers!!! Could I possibly request maid Beel from obey me? Thank you@ your art style is super cute!
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pulled out the anatomy books for ma big boi
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Obey me! Period Headcannons
Wrote this at 2am the other day, waiting for the motrin to kick in. Enjoy!
TW: Gender neutral mc who has periods. Descriptions of blood, pain, and the reproductive system. Light vomit warning in Asmo's part.
As always, minors DNI 🔞.
Lucifer
Of course Lucifer knows what a period is. He was there when father designed humans, after all.
Periods, however, were not his idea.
Sadly, Lucifer was out voted when it came to designing the human reproductive system. Michael said something along the lines of "sin" and "punishment" but Lucifer had stopped listening at that point.
When Lucifer is informed that the exchange student menstruates, he pulls out all the stops.
The House of Lamentation is fully stocked with every period product imaginable. Pads, tampons, diva cups...
Lucifer's goal is to make your stay in the Devildom as comfortable as possible.
Lucifer deeply cares for you, but he's not great with emotions. If you have mood swings or, Diavolo forbid, cry, he'll cave to any demand.
7/10, he'll get you whatever you want on your period. Just pout a bit and he's yours.
Mammon
A w h a t
You have to sit Mammon down with an encyclopedia, several diagrams - the works. Mammon might have been around when Lucifer and father created humans, but that doesn't mean he was paying attention.
He has so many questions. This happens every month? There are cramps? It can be different colors? Indulge him, mc, he wants to learn!
Mammon becomes very concerned if you're in pain while menstruating. He'll push motrin into your hands and give you his heating pad.
From that moment on, Mammon keeps spare pads and ibuprofen in his bag. He'll give them out to anyone who needs it.
Wings? Extra long? Super absorbent? Whatever you need, Mammon is your guy!
10/10, we all need a Mammon in our lives.
Levi
His knowledge of the reproductive system comes entirely from anime.
While some shows are excellent at normalizing periods, other have...more questionable content.
As a result, Leviathan has some strange and vaguely outdated notions about periods.
For example, he'll treat you like Nightbringer Satan on the first few days of your period. He's hesitant to approach you, and leaves offerings of chocolate. It would be cute if it wasn't so insulting.
Sit this introvert down and have a heart-to-heart conversation with him. Be honest with how his behavior makes you feel, and he'll change his ways.
If that doesn't work, have him watch episode two of Please Tell Me! Galko-Chan. He'll shape up quickly.
5/10, most likely to believe that it's "that time of the month" whenever you're upset.
Satan
Satan knows what periods are, but his knowledge is purely theoretical. He's never been around a menstruating human before.
He ends up treating you like a science experiment. Depending on how close you are, he'll ask slightly invasive questions. How heavy is your flow today? How are your cramps? Here, MC try this herb, he's done some research and -
Is he feeding off your anger?
Wait. You know that look. It's the one Beel has when he sees food. How Belphie looks before he compells someone to slip into a dark, dreamless slumber.
Feel free to hand him over to Lucifer at this point. He'll hang in the HoL for so long, you'll start to think he's part of the decor.
If you're in a romantic relationship with him? The difference is night and day. He's ready with chocolates, extra pads, motrin...the works!
Either a 0/10 or a 10/10. How he treats you depends on your relationship.
Asmo
Asmodeus has been fucking humans since time immemorial. He knows what a period is and how the human reproductive system works.
He also probably has a few mini-mes running around, but that's neither here nor there.
Look, hun, he loves you, but he's not great with...bodily fluids. He'll pull back your hair if you vomit, but he will complain the entire time.
He's also a sympathy gagger. If you start, it sets him off and nobody wins.
Despite his shortcomings, Asmo will care for you in his own way. This includes copious amounts of skincare (you might feel awful, but he won't let you look awful) and making sure you get eight hours of sleep.
Yes, he'll complain if you stain his sheets (Those were skill, MC! Silk!) but he'll give you a fresh set of pjs and make sure you're comfortable before he does a load of laundry.
5/10, tries his best because he loves you, but is squicked out by the human reproductive system.
Beel
Doesn't know what a period is. Immediate asks if it's edible. (Oh, honey...)
He grimaces when you explain. You have horrible pain and bleed from your nether regions for a week straight? (Briefly, he wonders which angel thought this was an excellent way for humans to reproduce. He knows Lucifer was instrumental in helping father design homosapiens, but this is one idea he can't imagine his brother suggesting.)
By some miracle, Beel finds a period tracking app and downloads it on his phone. He'll keep track of your symptoms and remind you when your cycle is about to start.
Does Beel keep pads/tampons in his backpack in case you need them? Yes. Does he occasionally mistake them for food? Also yes.
He also keeps pain killers in his backpack in case you forget them. If you ask nicely, he'll even share his snacks with you!
Overall, 10/10, a sweet boy who tries hard to make sure you're comfortable.
Belphegor
For all his faults, Belphegor is well read. He knows what a period is but hasn't thought about it much...until he met you.
Another one who's not great with emotions. He loves you, but his first instinct is to out-brat you if your hormones have you on the war path.
He can't stand seeing you in pain. If your cramps are so bad that motrin can't help, he'll use his powers to coax you to sleep.
6/10, most likely to knock you out with his powers and have you sleep through the whole thing.
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violetduchess · 11 months
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Soulmate Headcanons
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Summary: You are the soulmate of the Obey Me! boys.
Characters: Mammon, Beelzebub, Solomon, Asmodeus
CW: None?
Notes: part 2 will be out in an hour. It just need a little tweaking.
[Current] [Part 2] [Part 3]
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Mammon
- When Mammon first meets you, he's instantly drawn to you. He can feel that you're his soulmate, but he's too afraid to say anything. He's never been good at expressing his emotions, especially not to someone he's just met.
- As you begin to explore the Devildom, Mammon becomes your unofficial guide. He takes you to all of his favorite spots and shows you around. He's proud of his home and wants to share it with you.
- Despite his initial shyness, Mammon can't help but be a bit of a show-off around you. He wants to impress you and show you that he's not just some lowly demon. He brags about his riches and his cool demon powers, but he always ends up tripping over his own words.
- As you begin to settle into life in the Devildom, Mammon finds himself spending more and more time with you. He's never been good at making friends, but yoi just seem to get him. He feels like he can be himself around them, and he loves that feeling.
- Mammon is a bit of a tsundere when it comes to his feelings for you. He'll act like he doesn't care, but then he'll get all flustered when you compliment him or touch his arm. He's not used to feeling this way, and he's not sure how to handle it.
- Mammon loves spoiling the you. He'll buy you gifts and take you out to fancy dinners, even though he knows he can't afford it. He just wants to make you happy and show you how much he cares.
- When Mammon finally works up the courage to tell you that you're his soulmate, he's a nervous wreck. He stammers and stutters, and he can feel his face turning red. But when you smile at him and tell him that you feel the same way, it's like a weight has been lifted off his shoulders.
- Mammon is fiercely protective of you. He'll do anything to keep you safe, even if it means putting himself in danger. He knows that the Devildom can be a dangerous place, but he'll be damned if he lets anything happen to his soulmate.
- Despite his tough exterior, Mammon is a hopeless romantic at heart. He loves writing love letters and composing cheesy love poems for you. He wants you to know just how much you mean to him, and he's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve.
- Mammon can be a bit of a drama queen at times, but when it comes to you, he's surprisingly selfless. He's always putting your needs before his own, and he'll go out of his way to make you happy. He's finally found someone who understands him, and he'll do anything to keep them by his side.
Asmo
Asmodeus, the avatar of lust, had always been a hopeless romantic. He loved the idea of soulmates, of two beings destined to be together by the universe itself. So when he heard that a human had been summoned to the Devildom, he couldn't help but wonder if they were his soulmate.
◇ Asmodeus is immediately drawn to the your beauty and grace. He can't help but admire the way you move and speak, your every movement sending shivers down his spine.
◇ At first, you are intimidated by Asmodeus' confident and flirtatious demeanor. But as you spend more time together, you begin to see a softer side of him that you can't resist.
◇ Asmodeus takes you under his wing, showing you the best shops in town and introducing you to all of his demon friends. He loves showing off his new human companion to everyone, feeling proud to have such a stunning soulmate by his side.
◇ The two of you bond over your love of fashion and beauty. Asmodeus loves to dress you up in the latest demon fashion, and you love how he brings out your inner confidence and sexiness.
◇ Asmodeus is a master at flirting, but when it comes to you, he finds himself tongue-tied and nervous. He can't help but feel like he needs to impress you, to show you how much he cares. But sometimes, his attempts at romance come off as cheesy or over-the-top, making you giggle and blush.
◇ Asmodeus loves to shower you with gifts and compliments, but he also knows how to listen and be there for you when you need support. He understands that being a human in the Devildom can be overwhelming, and he wants to be a safe haven for you to come to when you need someone to talk to.
◇ Asmodeus can't help but feel a little jealous of the other demons who get too close to you. He wants to be the only one to make you feel loved and cherished, and he doesn't like it when others try to encroach on his territory.
◇ You are initially unsure about their feelings for Asmodeus, but as you spend more time together, you begin to realize that you can't imagine your life without him. You love how he brings excitement and joy into your life, and you can't resist his magnetic charm.
◇ Asmodeus is fiercely protective of you, willing to do whatever it takes to keep you safe. He knows that your presence in the Devildom is dangerous, but he's willing to take risks if it means protecting his soulmate.
◇ Asmodeus loves to show off his romantic side, but he also knows how to have fun. He takes you to the hottest clubs in town, dancing the night away and creating memories that will last a lifetime.
◇ Overall, Asmodeus is head-over-heels in love with you, and he'll do whatever it takes to make you feel loved and cherished. With his charm, wit, and passionate nature, he's the perfect match for you, and together, you make an unstoppable duo.
Solomon
☆ When Solomon first sees you, he is immediately drawn in. He can feel a connection between you, one that he has never felt before. He approaches you with a sense of curiosity, wondering if you are the one he has been waiting for.
☆ At first, you are intimidated by Solomon. He is a powerful sorcerer, with an air of mystery and danger around him. But as you get to know him, you find yourself drawn to him as well. There is something about him that is both alluring and comforting.
☆ When you and Solomon first touch, you both feel a jolt of electricity. It is as if your souls are recognizing each other, confirming what they already know deep down - that they are meant to be together.
☆ As the two of you spend more time together, you start to realize just how much you have in common. You both have a love of magic and knowledge, and you share a mischievous sense of humor. You also have a deep respect for each other's abilities and intelligence.
☆ Solomon is initially hesitant to fully embrace his feelings for you. He has lived for so long, and has seen so much pain and heartbreak, that he is wary of letting himself be vulnerable. But he can't help but feel drawn to you, and he finds himself constantly thinking about you.
☆ You, on the other hand, are more open with your feelings. You know that you have found something special with Solomon, and you aren't afraid to let him know how much you care for him.
☆ When Solomon finally admits his feelings for you, it is a moment of both relief and fear. He is relieved to finally be honest with you, but he is also afraid of what the future may hold. He knows that your love is not without its challenges, and he worries about what may happen if you are ever forced to be apart.
☆ Despite these fears, Solomon and you are are determined to make your relationship work. You know that your love is rare and precious, and you are willing to do whatever it takes to stay together. You are constantly learning from each other, growing stronger and more connected with each passing day.
☆ In the end, Solomon and your love proves to be a powerful force. It brings you both joy and comfort, and it inspires you to become better versions of yourselves. You know that you are each other's soulmates, and that nothing can ever change that.
Beelzebub
♧ When Beelzebub first sees you, he's struck by your kindness and genuine concern for others. He's used to people being scared or intimidated by him, but you treats him like any other person.
♧ Beelzebub is initially shy around you, not wanting to scare you off. But as you spend more time together, he becomes more comfortable and starts to open up.
♧ You are impressed by Beelzebub's strength and athleticism, and are fascinated by his love of food. You quickly bond over your shared love of cooking and baking, and spend many hours in the kitchen experimenting with new recipes.
♧ Beelzebub is incredibly protective of you, especially when you're in the human world. He knows how dangerous it can be for a human to be in the Devildom, and makes it his mission to keep the you safe at all times.
♧ Despite your differences, Beelzebub and you share a deep connection that you both feel from the moment you meet. You're able to communicate without words, and often know what the other is thinking or feeling without having to say anything.
♧ Beelzebub is a natural caretaker, and enjoys taking care of you when you're sick or injured. He's gentle and kind, and always knows how to make you feel better.
♧ You are surprised to find that Beelzebub has a softer side, and often see him spending time with young demons, teaching them how to play sports or helping them with their homework.
♧ Beelzebub is incredibly loyal, and would do anything to protect you. He see you as his soulmate, and will stop at nothing to make sure you're happy and safe.
♧ Despite your differences, Beelzebub and you are able to find a balance in your relationship. You respect each other's differences and quirks, and are able to work together to overcome any challenges that come your way.
Overall, Beelzebub and you share a deep and meaningful connection that transcends your different worlds. You're able to find love and happiness in each other, and nothing can ever tear you apart.
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tatsumessy · 1 year
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Asmo: MC have my babies
MC: No
Asmo: pleaseeee they would be so cute, ya know cause I’m cute and your cute so we could have cute babies
MC: No…
Beel: What about mine?
MC: Anything for you Beel.
*All the brothers looking at MC like their crazy.*
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A/N: This just popped up in my head…and I thought it was funny
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dinaaaaee · 1 year
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Firsts with him: Beelzebub
-Beelzebub x gender neutral reader.
-I love him sm, I hope I did him some justice since the obey me devs don't. smh :/ May be a bit ooc.
-I couldn't take myself seriously writing suggestive LMAO sorry if its bad...
-Warnings: Reader feeling distressed because of school at the start, brief mentions of rudeness (eg. gossiping) at the beginning - not detailed on what. Reader is called pretty. Mention of food. Suggestive. (not explicit)
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🧡 Holding hands with him for the first time.
It had been another stressful day. Schoolwork was piling up, and exams were just around the corner… exams seemed to be every other fortnight. The brothers' were restless, The bickering worsened. Everything was becoming too much. So you took off. Took off to find some peace and quiet for the time being. Walking out without being noticed by one of the brothers, or so you thought you hadn't been noticed.
Beelzebub, the one you adore, had been keeping a close eye on you recently. Seeing how stressed you were, he did everything he could to help you, even if it meant scaring one of his brothers who became too rowdy. (Yes, even Lucifer and even Belphie.) So when he saw you leave, he quickly follows you. To make sure your safe but more importantly to make sure your okay.
You hadn't realized the muscular and gentle demon had been following you until he softly calls your name.
"Mc." he murmurs.
You'd gone to your secret hideout, the hideout you found when you were new to the devildom and when everything was more harsher then. Trying to get away from the hungry stares of low rank demons, the cruel words spoken by demon nobles, the rumors and gossip that has been circling about you… You had never told anyone about this spot, but since Beel followed you, you wouldn't mind if he knew about it; it could be your little secret.
"Beel?" You sniff out, confused as to why he's here; his presence, however, is not unwelcomed.
He walks over to you, observing your saddened state. He hates it when his loved ones are upset. He sits next to you, legs crossed, not facing you, just sitting there. Trying to offer some comfort in his own way, since hes not really good with words. After a few quiet moments wherein you stay quiet, he decides to risk it, taking your hand in his. His large, surprisingly warm hand. He gives your hand a squeeze and when you squeeze back, he smiles to himself.
Despite the situation, this is the first time your holding his hand, your glad its his hand holding yours.
"Mc... I might not be good with words, but I'm here for you, I don't like seeing my family upset. Especially you." He hums, now rubbing his thumb on your palmar.
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🧡 When you hug him for the first time
He envelopes you like a teddy bear. A teddy bear that's so so touch starved and when you suggest to hug him for the first time, he nods. Hes more then happy to do anything you want him to do, but he doesn't know that he needs this hug just as much as you do. When you pull back, he pulls forward. He can't help it, your so warm, your a puzzle piece that connects with his piece, so perfectly.
He sheepishly apologizes when he finally pulls back. Rubbing the back of his neck with his palm, boyishly grinning.
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🧡 When you both kiss for the first time.
The long-awaited kiss is setting off fireworks in your heads. The one thing you both craved. It began with a soft kiss, the kind that seals a promise. Your lips on his and his lips on yours, speaking words you don't understand but can feel. His breath smelled like mint chocolate ice cream, which he was eating. The more kisses you gave him, the more he wanted; the passion was palpable. The taste of you he needed. You both pulled back, giggling at the kiss, he swears he fell in love again. Blushing, he pulls you in for more sweet pecks.
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🧡 After hours, with him. ;)
Lips on lips, kiss after kiss. Hands searching and exploring one another. You couldn't seem to get enough of him. He looked at you with such adoring, but eager, eyes. You couldn't help but gasp when he took off his shirt, his six packs glistened in the dim orange light, and his side arm tattoo added to his allure.
"You're so pretty like this…" He rasps his voice, voice full of desire. His hands roaming around your body, as he checks you out. He's lost in his own haze. Embarrassed, you try to cover your body, your expression only revealing how you feel.
"Don't try to hide from me." He whispers as he begins to kiss your bare neck and face softly, slowly.
"I want you, Beel..."
"I know you do." He smirks against your neck, playfully biting your neck. "I want you too." He says as he looks you in the eye. You could see how hungry he is, hungry for you.
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OBEY ME!— how do they kiss you? demon bros./reader. fluff.
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synopsis; uhh i forgot and the tags too....
warnings; none
tags; just kissies
extra; i honestly just wrote this all down and disregarded my new theme tbh 😭 from mikodotcom era
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lucifer— romantically.
lucifer kisses you romantically. he cups your face and pecks your lips. lucifer gives romantic soft kisses that leave you winded and asking for more. he gives you the most intimate and caring kisses, for the human he will always love most. he holds you close or gently grabs your chin and plants his lips onto yours. lucifer rubs circles with his hand on your back, spending his most tender moments with you. he kisses you teasingly whenever you take his reading glasses, or graze his ashen wings.
mammon— quickly.
it's no surprise that mammon harbors a massive crush on you, and whenever he kisses you, he pulls away in an instant. your first kiss and your most recent kiss are very similar to that nature. mammon and you lock lips, he then pulls away and wipes them with his sleeve. his palms get sweaty, and he's partially flushed. his body grows hotter with every kiss you give him, whether they'd be playful and teasing, or yearning for something more. you'll always be his first. mammon's everything.
leviathan— longingly.
leviathan craves touch, and takes whatever you may give him. levi wanted to make sure your first kiss with him was perfect. perfect scenery, mutual pining, and a long, sweet kiss. he often grabs and holds your hand wherever you two are. perhaps his eyes dwell on you two long, or his gentle gesture was a bit drawn out. those awkward moments are entirely accidental, but it's only because he adores you. he only does it to tease you, but he even talks about his "ruri-chan" to get you jealous and kiss him.
satan— creatively.
satan's whole gimmick is books— he gets many of his ideas from his reading. he reads light novels and romance books, from front to back, finding new and exciting ways to steal a kiss from you. satan's favorite kiss you two shared was from "human media," suggesting that you two recreate the kiss scene between peter parker and mary jane. it took many tries, but each time was no less amusing. love with satan isn't always as stagnant as it may seem at first.
asmodeus— lustfully.
as the avatar of lust himself, there is no other way to kiss the love of his life. every single one of his kisses are nearly intoxicating. asmo loves kissing you anywhere they can, no inch of skin will be left neglected. his lover will always be kissed in no chaste way. his kisses are to tease you and get you to kiss him back. he kisses you and always wants to go further with you, as if they have no shame.
beelzebub— carefully.
beel is a big guy. like, really big. he always makes sure you're comfortable and safe before he kisses you, and he always places his hand on your cheek. he lets you know he loves you indirectly— and it's not because he's ashamed to admit it, he's not used to saying "i love you." he's gentle with you, he couldn't ever let you get hurt, and when you're a bit tender or sad, he takes your hand and puts it on his chest and he kisses you as many times as you need, a little smile growing on his lips.
belphegor— lazily.
sleepy kisses are belphie's favorite kind of kisses. he always spoons you and puts his lips on yours with minimal effort. he hums every time you kiss him back, and he nuzzles deeper into your shoulder or his bedding with a smile. he adores when you dote on his puffy and baggy eyes, or even how slowly he moves. belphie is delicate at nature, and he appreciates how understanding you can be, so he plants his lips onto yours every time you snake your way into his arms.
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queerasaurus-rexx · 1 year
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Biting Beel
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we all know how much beel loves to eat, but i am asking you to consider
beel likes to be bitten when you fuck.
just go with me.
imagine some late night lovin', where you're trying to be quiet so as not to wake anyone up but goddamn, it's so good. your legs wrapped around his waist, your hands clawing down his back. bodies pressed together. he's groaning into the pillow next to your ear.
you're pretty close and you know when it hits, it's gonna come hard. as you feel yourself peaking, you bite down on his shoulder to muffle the moan dripping from your lips.
It puts beel into a frenzy.
from steady paced, deliberate love making to frantic fucking, you immediately realize that beel really enjoys your teeth sunk into his flesh.
it isn't long until he's finished, loading your insides full of seed as your body clenched around him.
that's certainly something you'll remember.
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pechirojo4 · 8 months
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first changes after fall
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abrokecupoftea · 10 days
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And as far as the Manga goes we never find out how this arrangement came to be (And even if we did there’s no Yandere in the Comedic Manga, which is fine, I still very highly recommend for a good laugh) so you taking Beel’s hand and off-handedly asking him to be your househusband was my own thoughts on how you could work with this new mess that is your husband X’3 And speaking of, may I have Househusband!Beel Headcanons? 💓💗💖❤️🥰 - ❤️ Anon
yesss this one is going to be pure fluff, just some nice domesticity between you and beel!
beel is the type of guy who'd tower over everyone and everything
huge, with nasty scars running through every possible square inch of skin
and yet, when asked about his profession, he'd respond "househusband"
he'd be so proud of the role he plays in your life, tasked with making your food and ensuring the living space you two shaded was always in tip top condition
you changed him, saved him from himself
what else can he do other than love you with every inch of his being?
it was a no brainer, quitting the yakuza. it's not as if they were running out of execs there, not with five out of his six other brothers were still in the business.
but that's no longer his business. ever since you found him in that alley way, beaten down and dying, and found something in him worth smiling about...
he thinks of that day constantly, the way you were so gentle with him, as if you could never truly harm him.
when you'd asked, months after cohabitating and circling around each other, playfully grabbing his hand and saying, "won't you be my househusband?" there was really no other answer than "yes" for him.
you deserve nothing but the best, and while becoming your husband is the peak of his life, he still pushes himself to do better and be better, all for you.
like today.
beel studied the floor plan laying on the table in front of him, chewing on a lollipop stick as he considers the entrances and exits labeled.
thursdays were the sale day at the local grocer, and beel would be damned if he got you anything less than perfect.
he double checked the grocery list he made earlier, circling the isles and sections he'd need to grant hinges from, furrowing his brows in concentration as he glared down at the paper.
"alright, let's do this." he nodded to himself, before getting ready to go out, making sure to look presentable just in case he runs into you
he did some basic stretches in front of the house, twisting and turning his body to prepare for the shed battle ahead of him.
soon after, he jogs off, soon speeding up to a brisk run as he notices the ladies in the neighborhood slowly starting to creep out of their houses.
"argh! i told you we should have left sooner! if beel gets to the market first there won't be any sales left for us!"
ignoring the miscellaneous people trying to stop him, beel vault jumps over the crowd forming at the door, making it through first just as the doors open.
another perfectly timed day.
a delicious smell greeted you when you walked into the living room, clothes rumpled and hair slightly askew after your long day at work.
"beel!" you grinned as your husband poked his head out of the kitchen, eyes lighting up as he gathered you in a hug.
"you're back, i missed you". his hands start the scrunch the cornees of your shirt, eyes furrowing as he asked you all about your day and if anyone bothered you.
you smiled, pushing back images of the first and only time you'd said yes to that question.
"of course not, today was just a regular day at work."
you could never image the beel that stood in front of you, smiled at you oh so lovingly, would also rip someone's limb straight off with just his brutal strength.
you do admit that he tends to get a bit protective of you, but really, when he hand feeds you the food he cooked with you in mind, it's easy for that fact to slip your mind.
"i made your favorite for tonight!"
"beel, you always make my favorites."
"i put mushrooms in it."
*mc withers away* "i- i can't believe it beel! i thought you loved me!"
(beel does live you but he also wants you to have a healthy, balanced diet)
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really just made this to be stupidly fluffy and more in tune to the comedic theme of the way of the house husband while still being in character
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LEGENDARY NON-BINARY ICON DEVILCAT✨️
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imprettytired · 7 months
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
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Chapter 6
Cw: drugs, hallucinations, injury, blood, arguing, references to self harm.
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An alarm remind Mammon to get out of bed a few hours later. He didn't sleep. Actually he's forgotten what he's been doing, though he vaguely remembers spending money on something.
He didn't want to get up. He had to get up. His pills were wearing off.
He went straight to the bathroom and grabbed the bag of pills. They looked different. They now had a light blue tint, but to Mammon they were the only things that would get him through the day, so they didn't look too different to him.
He popped two in his mouth and began to get ready for school, waiting for the pills to kick in.
He stared into the mirror.
He looks great! Or at least he thought he looked great. Maybe the lack of sleep made him appear sick to others, but he couldn't tell.
"Everyone finds you repulsive."
Strangely Mammon has begun to get used to the voice, although he does still wish that it was just a thought or, at the very least, said something nice.
Before Mammon put the pills back into it's place he had a realization. The bathroom wasn't the best place for his pills. He looked around the room for a bit before deciding that under the couch was the best option.
"I'll find a better place later." He thought, slipping the bag under the cushions.
He decided to only take a shower, and hoped that he could get home soon.
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In the middle of a shower the pills finally kicked in. He hated the feeling he got. He was happy but these pills didn't give him the same burst of energy he was used to. They made him exhausted to the point where he could barely open his eyes.
The next thing he knew he was laying in his shower as someone was banging on his bedroom door.
As he got up and saw as blood trickled from his face. He touched his nose. It didn't hurt but he knew he did something to it as he saw the blood on his fingers.
He still heard the banging as he turned off the shower and started drying off.
"Come on Mammon you're gonna be late."
"How is that possible?" He thought. "I had at least an hour. They shouldn't have even had breakfast yet."
Mammon put on his clothes and went to the door, quickly putting his hand over his nose
"Everyone already left but Lucifer wanted to make sure you were up." Beelzebub said then took a good look at Mammon.
"Mammon are you sure you're feeling better? You still look really sick."
He was so tired.
"I'm fine."
Mammon's nose bled hard, so hard that wiping it only seemed to make it worse and draw attention to it.
"What happened?" Beelzebub said, panicked.
"I slipped in the shower but I'll be fine."
Mammon watched as Beelzebub quickly grabbed something from out of his pocket before handing it to him.
It was a small bandage.
Mammon knew enough to know that bandage was going to do nothing for him, he would be quiet literally putting a bandage on a broken bone.
He looked up at Beelzebub. Getting ready to tell him just that. Then he saw the small smile plastered on his face, almost like he knew it was useless in this situation, but he still wanted to help.
Mammon put the useless bandage on his nose and grabbed a handkerchief for the blood.
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Mammon dragged himself into school and watched as everyone began leaving for their classes. Scanning the walls he could tell that more flyers had appeared. He didn't even need to read them to know what they're about.
"I just have to get through this." He thought. But he was so tired that he considers finding a secluded place to sleep.
Mammon entered the student council room. Nothing has changed over the few weeks he's been gone, but something felt different. He hadn't noticed how truly empty the room was. He never cared too much before then but the lack of people only elevated his worry.
He looked up at Diavolo. He seemed to be in deep thought, scribbling something on a piece of paper. Mammon wanted to get this meeting out of the way. He was exhausted.
"Ya' want somethin'?"
Diavolo looked at him.
"Oh Mammon! Ar- What happened to your nose?"
"I fell."
"Are you feeling better?"
Mammon nodded.
Diavolo gave Mammon a small smile then calmly walked over to him.
"How are you Mammon?"
"I'm fine, just really tired."
He stopped smiling.
"Mammon about the other day. Did you only said those things because you were tired."
"What did I say?"
"Well" Diavolo began.
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"It's just. I um-" Mammon then stopped suddenly almost as if something caught you off guard.
"Why can't you just stop" Mammon said, his voice cracking a little as he tried to stop himself from crying.
"I want to hurt myself so badly and it's all your fault." Mammon's eyes rapidly looked around the school desperately trying to find who he was talking to.
But it there was no one except Diavolo and the few students still lingering in the hallway
"I'm going to kill you."
"Why would you want to do that?"
Mammon only glanced at Diavolo before going back to looking around.
"I don't know."
"Try to calm down, okay?"
Diavolo took a step, reaching his arm out in an attempt to consol him.
"STOP" Mammon yelled backing away.
"Do you want me to back up?"
"Not you."
"Then who?"
Mammon went back to looking around and stayed that way until he eventually snapped out of it.
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Mammon was horrified, embarrassed, he couldn't believe that he was stupid enough to say that out loud and to Diavolo off all people.
At least it wasn't Lucifer.
"I'm so sorry I don't know why I said that."
"But you meant it didn't you?"
He couldn't lie. He hated that he couldn't just lie his way out.
He just looked down at Diavolo's shoes.
"Look Mammon I can't force you to talk about anything but you can always talk to me."
He said the only thing he thought was true.
"I don't know why I said that. I don't know what's wrong with me. To be honest something hasn't been right for awhile now."
He felt great finally getting that out.
"I've noticed. Even if you haven't shown up often. You look worse everytime I see you."
Mammon looked up at Diavolo, and then remembered.
"Is there anything you can do about this?" Mammon said, gesturing to his hand and nose.
"How'd you break your hand?"
"I fell."
Mammon could tell that he didn't believe it, but Mammon continued.
"It's been like this for a few days now."
"And it hasn't healed?"
Mammon held out his bandaged hand. Lucky for him, he didn't need to remove the bandage to see that it was broken.
Diavolo seemed to be deep in thought as a concerned look was plastered on his face.
"Yeah follow me."
Diavolo turned around but Mammon didn't feel like following. He was far too tired so he closed his eyes hoping that he'll give himself a few seconds to relax.
There was a thud as though something had hit the floor.
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Mammon woke up confused. He looked around at could make out three people from the corner of his eye. He waited for the ringing in his ears to dissipate.
"Did he pass out before he fell or after?"
"I have no clue. I was turned around, but he said he fell and broke his nose and hand earlier."
"Is he on any drugs?"
"No"
"Has he been drinking?"
"His speech was a little slurred but I thought it was because of his nose. He doesn't seem drunk."
"He was really upset earlier so I don't know if that stressed him out or not. He was also sick."
"Do you know what upset him?"
"He's just been really depressed lately."
Mammon started to laugh. He knew that they were looking at him, so he sat up his vision going black for a split second.
"Why are y'all so worried I was just trying to sleep."
"Mammon no one save for Belphegor falls asleep standing."
"Well I'm tired."
"Mammon, he's a doctor and he's going to help you." Diavolo said.
The man that had been talking to them went up to Mammon.
"I need to check your nose."
"No it's fine."
"Mammon let him help you." Diavolo said
"I don't want help anymore." He snapped.
"Do you know if he normally acts like this?"
"No, he's usually more annoying." Lucifer said.
"STOP IT." Mammon yelled, pushing the doctor off of him. It took him a second for him to realize what he's done.
"I'm sorry I-I didn't mean to."
"It's okay, will you let me help you now?"
"No."
The man sighed, turning to look at Diavolo and Lucifer.
"Is there any way he could relax enough to let me check him?"
"No. Let me go home." Mammon answered.
"Mammon you're not leaving until you do what he says."
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"Okay so this hand has been bothering you?" The man says, pointing at Mammon's broken hand.
"Yeah."
"Okay" the man starts to remove Mammon's bandages
"Do you have to remove the bandages?" Mammon said, trying his hardest not to panic
"Well yes your wounds need to be healed too."
"Wounds?"
"Yeah you're brother said the you had cut your hand on some glass when you fell."
Mammon quickly pulled his hand back.
"I just want you to work on my hand and nothing else. You're not taking off the bandages."
"But Mammon I have to."
"I don't want you too."
Mammon was lucky in that the man could since his panic. He turned to look at Diavolo and Lucifer.
"Do you guys ming leaving the room for a bit?"
Although confused, they did agree and left the room.
the doctor looked at Mammon
"Mammon just remember that no matter what I'm not required to tell anyone you're business."
Mammon sighed pulling his arm back out
The man took off the bandages. Showing the scars covering his arm and hand.
After a few minutes of some sort of magic, he wrapped Mammon's arm and hand in new bandages and put casts on his hand and nose.
"You're injuries should heal by tomorrow, though it may scar."
"It's fine thanks."
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After finally convincing him that he fell because he was tired, Mammon follow the doctor out of the room. Whatever magic the doctor used was helping, he was glad that they were able to force him to get them.
What he wasn't glad about was that Diavolo and Lucifer seem to be discussing him.
"So he can't come back for a bit until he's does this.," Diavolo said, pointing to the paper in his hand. Lucifer seemed to have a copy of the papers.
Rage boiled inside of him. He couldn't believe that Diavolo would tell Lucifer.
Never. He would never tell anyone again. It wasn't worth the help.
"So you have to se-"
Before Diavolo could continue Mammon snatched the paper from his hands and ripped it into pieces.
"Fuck you."
"What's wrong?" Diavolo asked.
"Why would you say that?"
"Because I want you to get help."
"You don't give a fuck about how I feel you piece of shit."
Mammon stormed off not listening to the calls for him to return.
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Mammon was sent home which he had no issue with. To his dismay Lucifer followed him home.
But the outburst from earlier seemed to be the last thing on Lucifer's mind.
"Mammon how has your debt doubled in such a short amount of time?"
Mammon has been spending a lot more lately, he assumes at casinos but he honestly can't remember.
"Because I wanted it to."
Lucifer started to talk but Mammon simply laid on the couch and went to sleep. He was too tired to force himself through another scolding, he didn't even have the energy to go to his room.
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Mammon awoke to a bit later, groggy, he pulled the blanket off him then paused.
"When did I grab a blanket?" he thought.
Mammon then remembered the events from earlier. He doesn't know what happened after he left. What if the doctor told them?
"What if he looked through my room?"
Panicked, Mammon ran to his room heading straight to the bathroom. He couldn't find his pills. He tossed things around, desperately looking for them.
"No no no he couldn't have taken them."
Then it finally clicked.
The couch.
Throwing the cushions off he found the pills where he had left him.
Mammon fell to the floor in relief.
"He didn't look." Mammon said with a smile
He was so relieved that he didn't bother to see that the kitchen knife was now gone.
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It's took Mammon a few hours to want to leave his room again. By then it was almost time for dinner.
While Mammon was trying to make his way back to the living room, he heard his brothers talking.
Mammon wanted to hear what they were saying. So he leaned against the wall, out of sight.
"Mammon won't be coming back to school for a while." Lucifer said.
Fuck. Well Mammon wasn't surprised that Lucifer would bring that up.
"Did he get suspended?" Satan asked.
"He's on a leave of absence."
"So he got suspended?"
"No. Lord Diavolo just needs him to do something before he gets back."
"Like stay home? Like a suspension." Satan said. Obviously trying to irritate Lucifer.
"No he needs him to see a therapist."
"Oh is it because he started screaming at Diavolo today." Leviathan said.
"What?" Belphegor said. Trying his hardest to hold in laughter.
"Yeah he was like 'you don't give a fuck about how I feel.'" Leviathan said, mocking
He heard as some of his brothers busted out laughing.
"It's our responsibility to take care of his student council work while he's gone." Lucifer paused "But we really won't be doing much."
His brothers then changed the subject to something about a party Diavolo's hosting that Mammon could vaguely remember. But it didn't matter.
Mammon banged his head against the wall. The soft thuds it made was the only thing keeping him grounded enough to not jump off the roof.
He had lost his appetite and went back to his room. Just then he received a message.
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I'm alive! Just lost all of my writing, and it was a bit annoying having to rewrite all of the newer chapters + all of the other stories I'm planning. Also life hasn't been the best for me.
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Visiting the Human World
I can't get past NB! Lesson 33, so I wrote these short blurbs instead. Enjoy!
Warnings: Lucifer is a wine snob. Also, Sephora.
Lucifer visits an insane amount of wineries. You then discover that the avatar of pride is a certified wine snob. He questions the sommelier's pairings. He sniffs the cork (discreetly). At least he can and will drink the employees under the table.
Mammon spends a lot of time in museums. It concerns everyone. Turns out, he was planning to steal one of the most famous pieces from the local gallery and sell it for cash - go big or go home, right? He successfully pulls off the heist, but Lucifer makes him return it the next day.
Levi spends a lot of time becoming familiar with human fandoms. He loves The Hunger Games and is 100% convinced that George R.R. Martin plagiarized TTSL to write GoT. He also becomes very fond of Gamestop.
Asmo is appalled by all the 10-year-olds in Sephora. He spends a lot of time trying to teach these kids that they shouldn't be applying Drunk Elephant to their face (they don't need the chemicals!!!). He's so knowledgable about the products that the staff is convinced he works there. He trades juicy stories with them in the break room. 100% knows all the tea, despite the fact that he doesn't actually work there.
Satan leans into his domestic side. He loves grocery shopping with you and trying new recipes. He visit every new gallery in town and drags you to see the latest films. Then, he takes you out for coffee to analyze the major themes and symbolism in each movie.
Beel goes to every human world buffet in your town (which is cannon). He also spends a lot of time at the gym, trying out the most extreme excersize routines this world has to offer. This, somehow, leads to him starring on several reality TV shows (much to Lucifer's dismay.) American Ninja Warrior. Wipeout. Spartan. No matter what show he's on, he quickly becomes an audience favorite.
Belphie...spends a lot of time sleeping. He's the avatar of sloth - what else did you expect? Still, he does occasionally drag himself out of the house to accompany his twin to the buffet. If there's a meteor shower or other astrological event, he'll set up a little picnic for the both of you. (Belphie also asks if he can put his head on your lap - you happily accept.) He stays awake through the entire thing, surprisingly.
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