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tsukii0002 · 7 days

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Luke and Mc, by some strange alignment of planets, are having a disagreement.

Luke: You can't tell me what to do!!!!

Mc: I have more experience than you!

Luke: ???? I'm thousands of years older!

Mc: But you are a child!!!!

Luke: I'm older than you!!!

Mc: But I am human!!!! I matured sooner!!! I'll die before you stop being a child!!!!

Luke: …

Mc: …

Luke: *starting to tear up* …

Mc: Oh..

Luke: *crying* Don't say that!!!! *hugging them tightly* don't say that...

Mc: *giving him back his hug* Luke… I'm sorry...

Luke: I'm sorry too…

Mc: *caressing his back*

Luke: Did you mean it? About you dying before I'm an adult?

Mc: Well.. That would be the normal thing to do, wouldn't it? You said it yourself…

Luke: Yeah... But-

Mc: But taking into account my situation with demons, angels and my master, who happens to be an immortal human…

Luke: ...

Mc: Who knows? Maybe they'll sneak something in my food to make me immortal too….

Luke: I hope they do…

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There is a scene in the original game where Luke talks about Mv having to die to visit the Celestial realm in a way that makes it seem, to me, that Luke has pretty much assumed Mc's mortality. But since it's season 1 (I think) I would like to think that as they get closer Luke is getting more and more afraid of Mc's death, because he doesn't know what will become of them, if they will go to the celestial realm, the Devildom, if they will be reborn, or if any of those things happen, will thry remember him or if they will be able to be together. Besides, we all know that when we fight we feel things more so….

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shootingstarrfish · 3 months

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hello have you seen this boy?

now you have :)

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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Beelzebub: There's an emergency.

Lucifer: I just restocked the fridge, Beel, what could possibly be wrong?

Mammon: How do I get the human to stop crying!?

Luke: What did you demons do to MC!?

Solomon: It's not their fault, Luke, MC has depression.

Beelzebub: But how do I fix it?

Solomon: Hugs and nice words.

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kanroji-san · 5 months

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Luke: Solomon ya damn mother f*cker

Everyone else watching him make the flower boy at Slomon's and Your’e wedding: …

Luke: I said you’re not my dad one time—

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 3 months

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Luke: Pardon my French, but QUOI?! Mammon: Luke: I probably butchered that!

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l3viat8an · 8 months

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*In the nightbringer ‘timeline’ shortly after Luke and Simeon moved into the HoL*

Satan: Alright Luke, Simeon. Let's go over this one more time. If something breaks?

Luke: We try to fix it before Lucifer gets home.

Satan: If it doesn't work?

Simeon: We blame Mammon.

Mammon: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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still-a-morosexual-help · 9 months

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Bonus, because why were they so horny in this event:

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whokilledharu · 1 year

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this needs to stop

In #obeymesmut is a lot of luke smut and it is like wtf dont normalise this shits in human years he is 10 please i need more people to write this message, this is disgusting.

#obey me shall we date #obey me smut #obey me luke #om! nightbringer #om! luke #obey me nightbringer

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ros-garden · 6 months

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This is what happens when Mammon has to babysit Luke-

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rainiishowers · 5 months

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Obey Me Incorrect Quotes

A/N: I started playing Nightbringer again so that will be reflected lmao ---- Simeon, entering MC's room: ..Solomon did it again. MC: Peace disturbance? Simeon: What no- MC: Arson..? Simeon: No?!! MC: Uh….Attempted murder? Simeon: NO??? He attempted to cook?! What the f- ---- Lucifer: I just had a long talk with Mammon and Levi about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other. ----

Asmodeus: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend? Leviathan: Generic excuse. Asmodeus: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face. ---- Mammon, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Satan: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Mammon: Mammon: Water you doing? ---- MC: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! ----

MC: I'm going to go with Simeon to find Luke MC: If you two can manage to not kill each other while we are gone. Solomon: Oh, please. We're not children. MC leaves Barbatos, casually: …Eat shit and die. Solomon, also casually: Yes, fuck you. ----

Mammon: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? MC, exasperated: WHY?!? MC, to Mammon: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! MC, to Satan: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! MC, to Beel: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! MC: AND YOU ASK ME WHY???? ---- MC: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now the cat Satan brought into the house knows the f-word. ----

Mephisto: Ladies, gentlemen and MC, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! MC: A llama? Mephisto: No. Mammon: A baby llama? Mephisto: No! Luke: A baby llama with a little hat on? Mephisto: NO! ---- MC, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group. Asmodeus: H o w ? ---- Purgatory Hall Trio using an Ouija board Luke: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house? Spirit, through the board: YES. Solomon: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. Solomon: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. Spirit: WAIT, WHAT— ---- Computer: Please enter a password. MC: types in Mammon Computer: Your password is too weak. MC: How fucking DARE YOU-

---- Lucifer: Are you having another depressive episode? Belphegor: A depressive episode? Belphegor: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one. ---- Beelzebub: MC, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. MC, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

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gr8mammon · 1 year

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Luke: I need an adult.

Mammon: I’m an adult.

Luke:

Luke: I need a different adult.

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tsukii0002 · 24 days

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Imagine a Mc with some kind of "addiction", such as smoking and when they arrived at Devildom this thing didn't change, they continued with it until they became close to Luke…

Mammon: You look like you're dying for a cigarette.

Mc: And I am…

Mammon: And you're not going to smoke it?

Mc: It's just that every time I touch the pack I see in my mind Luke's crying puppy face asking me not to do it.

Mammon: Pff-

Mc: I never expected that it would be in hell where I would quit smoking… it's even ironic.

Mammon: *laughing* so you have a weakness for the chihuahua.

Mc: Yep, for that angel Mammon, for that angel I'm capable of anything.

Mammon: Yeah, yeah, I'm proud of you, for that the great Mammon's going to get you an anti-stress ball.

Mc: Thanks.. Don't tell anyone please.

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liyacreate · 2 years

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Luke: Don't tell anyone but... I used to really admire Lucifer back when he was an angel!

MC: Aww!

MC moments later remembering Satan was born at the time of the celestial war and realizing that if Luke remembers Lucifer being an angel then he was alive BEFORE the celestial war and that would mean Luke is technically older than Satan: wait a damn minute......

(This has been proven wrong!)

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catmadeofsalad · 5 months

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Luke: You demons are terrible!

MC: They're better than most human christians.

Luke: That's impossible! They're supposed to be holy and love everyone!

Simeon: Would you please explain?

MC: A wanna be preacher boy who had a crush on me told me women only belong in the kitchen and having babies.

Satan: Uh-oh

MC: I told him the more time I spend in the kitchen, the better I get at fileting different types of meat.

Luke: What do you mean?

Simeon: Oh dear

MC: He asked me the same thing. I told him any meat is unrecognizable if you chop it up enough.

Luke: 😨😰😱

Satan: This is why we get along.

MC: Yeah.... then I told him all about Jeffery Dahmer.

Satan: Holy shit

MC: Yeah... for some reason, he stopped talking to me after that.

Barbatos & Lucifer: *chuckles*

Luke:

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jackalopesao3 · 4 months

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The Real Real Cocytus Hall Collapsed:

This actually gave me real insight as to why Solomon is culinary challenged. Fair warning: Solomon roast ahead! It’s all in good fun and this WW gave me a laugh! I do enjoy Solomon’s character a lot!

A plastic bag? In the oven?! You know what happens to plastic bags in the oven?! I feel like I can’t say anything because I mistook wax paper for cooking sheets and made my house super smoky once.

(They were melting chocolate.)

You set the chocolate on fire?! Chocolate isn’t hard to melt! I can’t bake very well but I help my mother and melting chocolate and butter is something even I can do. There are several different ways you can do it too. With the microwave, it’s pretty self-explanatory.

Now, you have likely burnt chocolate with your melted chocolate. Why can’t you just follow the directions?

But wait…this gets so much worse!

(Read More due to length)

Shadow newt intestines?! Muddy spice?! Did Barbatos say to add any of those? No!

In all fairness they could be legit Devildom food but they could also be alchemy ingredients (or, most likely, both).

Sir, this isn’t your science experiment!

We all know alchemy ingredients can have unwanted effects. Also, assuming muddy spice tastes…muddy? That with the newt intestines is not going to be a pleasant flavor for the dessert.

Isn’t it easier and quicker just to sift it than to recite a whole ass spell?! This is just arrogance. Magic isn’t always better. We already know some lingering magic gets mixed into whatever the old man cooks when he pulls stunts like this.

Delicious?!

Get out of here with your deadass tastebuds, grandpa!

Magic can be an absolute must for sorcerers in their careers and yet be separated from cooking and baking. It doesn’t need to be in every aspect of your life, especially when proven time after time to cause disastrous results. Remember when your cooking sent MC back in time?!

Pics taken moments before disaster strikes.

Oh Luke, what was that noise indeed? I believe it was the death cry of any hope that MC had for a relaxing afternoon. No wait, that’s just the poor oven finally succumbing to probably centuries (I mean he’s stayed there before) of Solomon’s torture.

RIP Good Soldier - You fought bravely

Barbatos has the tired mom look. He didn’t need to use his powers to know this would happen. Someone please give this man a vacation.

Funny that you think there’s a kitchen left to check on, Barb. MC is probably trying to scramble out of the sinkhole that was once Cocytus Hall. The oven exploding probably opened up a rift in space/time.

(un)Fortunately, Luke, Solomon is immortal. He will live to torture us yet again with his cooking. 🤣

Conclusion: It’s not that he can’t cook, or that he’s clueless. Solomon’s hubris from being a sorcerer (magic will make it better!) and dependence on magic (I strongly believe he’s dependent on it at this point) are the reason for his disastrous dishes.

Solomon, you silly old man, I love you but you gotta get with the times and stop using magic for everything!

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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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