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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes #655 Sarcasm
Mc: Thank you all for coming.
Asmo, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here!~
Mc: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Mc Task Force"
Mephisto: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way
Asmo*Looks at Mephisto with a "yeah right" gaze*...sURE yOu dID, HOneY~
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Asmo you been spending too much time with Satan & Belphie-
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delphi-dreamin · 1 year
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Delphi darlin', I simply must know: What do you headcanon to be the brothers' favorite sex positions? Maybe pick up to 2 for each, in case you can't decide.
-SK😈👑
Sassy, my love, light of my life...You must be trying to kill me. Because, sweet hell, I about sublimated reading that. I can't even begin to describe how red my face is right now. But y'know what? That's okay. We're gonna have some fun on this most horniest of nights.
All right, kids, buckle in. Because it's getting hot in here, that's for damn sure. 🥵
(AFAB reader, mentions of somnophilia, breeding kink, mating press, exhibitionism, mirror sex, pegging)
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Belphegor
Let's start with the youngest for once. Belphie is a sleepy boi. We all know this. He likes to let you take the wheel and do most of the work. Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl are perfect for that! He gets to watch your tits or ass jiggle while you fuck yourself dumb on his cock and he only has to put in the minimum amount of effort. It's honestly a dream come true.
Speaking of dreams, though...I also headcanon that he has no qualms with you waking up stuffed full of him as long as you have no qualms with it. And so spooning comes into play. Maybe he lifts your leg, maybe not, but he loves how well you respond to him even in your sleep.
Beelzebub
Beel knows he's bigger than you're used to. He knows that he could easily hurt you, and he never wants that. This sweet boy is going to take his time working you open so that you can take every inch of him. He likes to lay you out of the kitchen counter with your knees over his shoulders to start.
But it's when he takes you upstairs to him room and puts you in a mating press that he really gets worked up. It's the way he's able to rest his hips against yours, how his tip kisses your cervix with every thrust, the thought of filling you to bursting with his seed...
Asmodeus
He has his own bathroom for more than one reason. Asmo enjoys to have sex face-to-face in the bath. The intimacy, the warmth, the wet slide of your bodies against each other as you ride him or he guides your movements, he loves it all.
He also loves sitting you in his lap in front of the full-length mirror in his room. Having you watch where he disappears into you, how your fluids combine and make a mess of his silk sheets. He likes to watch how your tits jiggle with every thrust and the beautiful expressions you make when you moan his name.
Satan
Satan's a goddamn freak, okay? You have the option to fuck him in front of not one, but TWO of his brothers. He has no qualms. None whatsoever. I fully believe he'd bend you over the dinner table in front of God and everybody just to show them that he can. That said...he likes to bend you over. Tables, desks, study carrells in the library, the back of the couch in the HoL library (while Lucifer is in his office, of course), you name it. The best part? At least one of you can read while he does.
Jokes aside, Satan is also a hopeless romantic and I think he'd also enjoy lotus. Sitting with you in his lap, your arms and legs wrapped around him, foreheads touching as he rocks into you slow and deep...
Levi
Sweet Levi. He really, really, really wants you under his desk, sucking him off while he games. He's so red and stuttering so bad the first time he asks, but after that, he starts to get bold and will gently push you under the desk and spread his legs.
I also think Levi is another one who would enjoy spooning. Poor thing is so anxious most of the time that I don't think he'd be comfortable with eye contact at first. So, you facing away from him is the way to go. He can hold you close, maybe even wrap his tail around you, touch you to his heart's content, but he doesn't have to be nervous about you watching him.
Mammon
He likes to fuck you in his car. Full stop. Doesn't really matter the position as long as you're in his car with your pants off. He really likes to put the seat back and have you ride him, though.
Mans is also a massive switch. Like. Switchiest switch to ever switch. As such, he enjoys when you peg him. Either bent over his couch or pool table, or with his legs over your shoulders in bed. (Call him a good boy, too. He might combust.)
Lucifer
I'm probably gonna catch some flak for this, but this man is the horniest motherfucker in the game and he is ready to fuck as soon as you are. Whenever, wherever, however, he is down. Now, that being said...
One of Lucifer's favorite pastimes is spreading you out on his desk with the door open for all of his brothers to hear. It's especially fun when they've been a particular nuisance lately, as it serves the dual purpose of letting off some steam and punishing his brothers. All this with your consent, of course. He's a gentleman, after all.
I also think that Lucifer would be particularly fond of lotus or face-off. One where you can move at your pace and he can worship you, but that he can still take over if he wants. He thinks you're absolutely perfect and he likes to be able to show you. Face-to-face positions are perfect for that.
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Asmo tells mc he’ll tear open their chest and rip their heart out and split it open, chokes Beel, physically fought Satan for saying something about his skin care, and people still write him as weak and fragile. If someone pissed him off, I’m sure he’d do more than make a sassy comment and ruin their social lives.
And what gives people the impression that Beel is a dumb innocent baby who doesn’t know what flirting is or what sex is?
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koolades-world · 5 months
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obey me boys with an mc who is ALWAYS playfighting? like, they say "no" to something MC asked and MC goes like "you wanna fight, huh?" and just starts playfighting with them
you got it :D
enjoy!
Mc who's always playfighting
Lucifer
doesn't understand at all at first, like "who is this lost, sassy child?" type energy
he doesn't take you seriously though, since he knows he would win
once you get closer, he starts to get it and plays along a little
expect smiles that he hides behind his hand or a book and maybe joining in if you prod him enough
Mammon
joins in immediately once you're close
the weird looks from his brothers early on didn't matter to him, since he got to have fun with you
happily tussles with you and lets you win most of the time just to see your victory face
he won't admit it, but it makes him fall for you even more
Levi
he's a little intimidated at first since he's not sure how to react
the first time you did it to him, he dove and hid behind the nearest chair
once you grow closer, he becomes a little more receptive and less scared
he never joins in but plays along holds in hands up as if he's surrendering
Satan
it's very amusing to him to watch from a distance early on
you didn't try it on him until you knew him better for obvious reasons
he's happy to join in but doesn't go easy on you since he's in it to win it
he loves it and loves that you do it since he thinks it makes you you
Asmo
finds it fun from the get go!
doesn't really get super into it to avoid getting dirty and things like that but runs away because he enjoys the chase
involves lots of playful shrieking and tells you to stop even though he doesn't want you to
the entire house knows when the two of you are are play fighting and he likes it that way
Beel
also doesn't understand, like his eldest brother and maybe never will
very gentle since he understands you don't mean it like he thought you did
could easily stop you but can't help but letting a small smile spread across his face
once you're done, he always gives you a big hug
Belphie
he thinks it's very cute <3
if he's not feeling to sleepy, he'll join in
he's always cautious since he knows his strength, but he finds himself staying up longer to try and catch you while you're in a good mood
can't help but wonder why you do this, but hopes you never stop
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shywritersblog · 7 months
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Here are 100 random quotes from Lucifer!
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Sourced from the OM! Wiki, chats, devilgram, screenshots I found, etc. I made this list to help with studying to write the characters in character. (Not really proofread, sorry if there are mistakes. Also, there may be spoilers. If so, they’re minor spoilers)
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​​“Do you want my attention? Why don't we talk for a little then? I have enough energy for that. As your presence is so very soothing to me.“
​​“Heh, not afraid to get sassy with me anymore, are you?”
​​“Let's celebrate until you cannot stand anymore.“
​​“No need to rush. I won't be able to help you if you fall down in the middle of the street. Rather, I would probably enjoy the sight.”
​​“...Well? How do you like Demonus-flavored kisses?“
​​“I believe it's long been established that if anyone's going to be eating them, it will be me.“
​​“If you want me to keep you from running that mouth of yours, you need only ask.“
​​“Are you poking fun at me right now? I see you like to play with fire. Well, there's a punishment for getting cheeky with me like that. Come here, MC”
​​“I am exceedingly concerned…”
​​“Now Listen, and listen well. I will not be your possession. I won’t belong to you. You will belong to me.”
​​“You seem repentant, so I shall forgive you.”
​​“Are you still tired from last night? After all, I didn’t let you get much sleep.”
​​“I will watch over you. Until the day comes where we must part. And I promise... to love you until the end of your days and beyond.”
​​“You... Release me! Don't you dare try to put me to sleep like I'm not ten million years older than you!”
​​“All of you, out of the way...! I'm going to tear that human limb from limb…!”
​​"Are you trying to please me?"
​​"Do you need a goodnight kiss?"
​​"You are a strange human being."
​​"You want me to praise you for that? Very well… Good iob."
​​"Fine, I'll forgive you just this once."
​​"Do you need something?"
​​“It's as if you're saying that you need me in your life, and that's a wonderful feeling. Is it conceited of me to say that? Well, I am the Avatar of Pride, after all."
​​“Stab it with a fork or something. Anything sharp should do the trick.“
​​"I can't say I mind spending my time with you while Mammon's shrieks echo in the background either. Heh! And Diavolo's laughter is even louder than that."
​​“Well, there are worse demons it could have happened to... Probably.”
​​“Asmo, you stay right there. I'll go get my whip.“
​​“Hush now. Daddy's here to give you a hug.“
​​“NONONONONONO! I'm saying I DON'T want them to see that picture. So, if they ask you for it, I'd like you to tell them that no such photo exists. OK?”
​​“That won't be necessary. I went ahead and blew it up. The entire room.“
​​"If you want to get the better of me, that toy of yours isn't going to cut it. Perhaps try lethal poison from some horrific insect, aged a thousand years for maximum potency."
​​“I know, I know... But why don't we save the killing until after you've eaten your breakfast, hm?“
​​“Mmm, nothing's sweeter than listening to their screams of agony. Heheheh...”
​​“Bring him down to the living room. Use whatever means necessary…though I do want him alive.“
​​”I would never have imagined I would be kissed on the cheek by you. I don't dislike it when you take the initiative. But why on the cheek? You don't need to hesitate with me. Next time, do it on the lips. Understand?”
​​“Hell coffee becomes bitter when you prepare it for someone that you're fond of. It's a special property of the coffee beans. Naturally, I drank every last drop of your feelings.”
​​“Only those that haven't been involved in that dolt's childish antics are the truly happy ones.”
​​“When I get my hands on him, I'll have to be thorough with my discipline.”
​​“Tomorrow I will be handing Diavolo a report detailing how all of the exchange students are faring. I'll be sure to stress how excited you are to continue your education here at our prestigious academy.”
​​“How's the Celestial Realm? Unlike the Devildom, you don't have to worry about anyone grabbing you and eating you for lunch there, do you?”
​​“You've got Solomon with you as well, so you should relax and enjoy your time there.“
​​“If only my brothers were as obedient as you are. It is not every day that you get the chance to have me indebted to you. You can expect a one-hundred times return on the investment of your time, that I promise. In return, I expect that you won't let me down.”
​​“How naive. If you don't want me to have wasted my time by informing you, be sat in your seat at the table within the next sixty seconds. It will be just you and me. Let us enjoy the rare breakfast together before my brothers ruin the atmosphere.”
​​“Don't get cocky, MC.”
​​“One spoke at length about the clothing on the Diavolo sticker. It waxed lyrical about how exquisite the design choices were.”
​​“However, I discovered a slew of insults written in invisible ink on the page.“
​​“How could you tell? You really know me well, MC! Hehehe. I was drinking Demonus with Diavolo earlier. And you know, he kept saying all these nice things about you... Let me tell you, I'm also really happy you're down here with us.”
​​“…Who even came up with the idea that whoever empties their bottle first, wins...? Oh, right. I did... My bad. Ah, my head is spinning. Good night MC. Love you.”
​​“Ugh, you thickheaded fool of a demon! What's your skull made of? Granite?”
​​“That's a curse meant to make you stub your toe on the leg of a table… But if you actually do stub your toe, it hurts quite a bit.”
​​“MC. It has come to my attention that Mammon and Asmo took you out for a drive recently. Well, how was it? Enjoyable? …I'm glad to hear it. We all need breaks from the daily grind from time to time. l'd like you to join me for a drive next time. I'll give you a taste of euphoric freedom that those two could never dream of. Prepare for the time of your life.”
​​“If you'd like, we could take a shower together.”
​​“After all, I haven't managed to seduce you yet. I'm going to need more time.”
​​“The three highest-ranked demons in the realm, frolicking about in a frivolous pajama party? How absurd.”
​​“I didn't hear a word you just said. I know nothing about it, and I'm going to keep it that way.”
​​“I see. Then I should be allowed to take a similar photo of you, no? Come stay over in my room again tonight.”
​​“Don't be stupid. I will not allow myself to be clad in demon garb. I'm going to strip off every last piece of it this very instant and fling it as far away from me as I can.”
​​“You're a demon. I'm surprised someone like you is able to feed me lines like that with a straight face. You've got some nerve.”
​​ “Heheheh. Well, he is my brother, after all, so I thought I'd go easy on him. So, should I make this quick, or go slowly, bit by bit? Your choice.”
​​ “So, tell me. what's with the Little D.? The one looking at me with that moronic expression...”
​​“You think you stand a chance against me?! You think you could defeat Lucifer, Avatar of Pride?“
​​ “Well, aren't you persistent. I suppose you won't be happy until you've pummeled the door senseless?”
​​“...Just what were you hoping to accomplish by knocking me down like this, hm? Because doing something like that to me, right now… is making it much harder for me to control myself...!”
​​“Given that you were the one who pounced first, you can't complain when the tables are turned, can you? …I'm so thirsty, I can hardly think straight. I trust you understand what that means.”
​​ “To show my thanks, I suppose I'm not against giving you some special treatment. You'll have to come closer. I'll give you my lap until you're satisfied. ...You'll keep me company until then, won't you?”
​​"You deserve a thank you."
​​ "Sorry, this isn't exactly my cup of tea. I was hoping you'd know me better."
​​"It appears to me you know what pleases me."
​​"Are you really trying to tickle me? Heheheh, you'll have to do much better than that."
​​"Pff...if you think that tickles, you're wrong."
​​"Well, if you insist on touching me, then be my guest.”
​​"Well, hello. How are things?"
​​"You've got some nerve keeping me waiting. Well now, what are you going to do about it?"
​​"I'm back. Hm? ...Did you miss me?"
​​"*sigh* I've had a long day. But seeing you has a way of making me feel better."
​​"Sorry, I had some business to take care of. Well, well, you certainly seem happy to see me."
​​"Done? Let's continue this in my room."
​​"Good night... We'll meet again in our dreams."
​​ "I feel like we both have a nice day ahead of us."
​​ "I enjoyed our time together. Perhaps we should do this again."
​​“You do know what I'm capable of... don't you?"
​​ "Happy Easter. Will you accept it, my little bunny?"
​​"Once you're officially a sorcerer, I'd like you to become powerful enough to shut up Solomon for me."
“Very well. Here I go. Lucifer Kick!”
“Why should I be subjected to the indignation of a pat on the head from you?”
​​“After all, it's a bit like tossing a helpless lamb into the middle of a pack of hungry wolves, isn't it? But it's also important to understand just who it is you're eating, wouldn't you say?“
​​ “It means that I see you as prey, too. Just like the others. It goes without saying that I'm far stronger than you. If I were to pin you down right here and now, you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, now would you? How about we give it a try...?“
​​“You will soon enough.”
​​ “When a vampire feeds, it's not like his human prey feels only pain. Quite the opposite, actually. They're overcome with a feeling of unimaginable ecstasy. The truth is that you want this as well, don't you? You want to feel my arms around you, to give yourself up to me and offer up your blood... You're special. I won't drink you dry...no. I'm going to kiss you again and again, all over your body. Indulging in you just a bit each and every night. And I do mean every night. No other vampire will ever know the taste of your blood…”
​​“Do you have any idea how hard I had to struggle not to do this earlier...? It was all I could do to resist throwing my arms around you right in front of everyone at the party.”
​​ “MC… I missed you. I can tell just from the way you feel against me. I can sense what you're feeling.I'm sorry, MC. ...Sorry it took me so long to get to you. You should really stay with me tonight. We need to make up for all the time lost.“
​​ “You're drunk, you idiot. Oh well, I'll go along with you just for today. Bottoms up.”
​​“Me? Intoxicated? Preposterous. I'm my usual old self.”
​​“You are also fond of me, no?“
​​ “Then come over here. Are you holding back? Come closer. Prepare yourself. If I win, I get to do with you as I please.”
​​“You know there is no turning back after the first pillow is thrown, right?”
“As a demon, I've never cared when humans bred…”
​​“Stop unnecessarily stressing me out. You're shaving years off my life here.”
​​ “I don't mind. If I am not allowed to nag, then I can simply beat these rules into you.”
​​“Is this how you all amuse yourselves? By sending photos of your exposed body parts?”
​​ “Good grief. I need eyes everywhere to keep track of everyone.”
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Extras! (It's hard to pick just 100 y'know?)
1. ​​“Leading unhealthy lifestyles, frittering away your time and money… The extent to which you all squander your lives away is quite intolerable to watch.”
2.​​ “Put two or more of you together, and you start getting ideas in your head. Bad ideas.”
3. “The next time one of you puts so much as a toe out of line… I'lI march you all up your beloved Mt. Imminent Death, and ensure that you NEVER return.”
4. “So as an extra bonus, I'll tickle you...”
5. “How nice that you're not letting our large underground gambling problem spoil your fun...”
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𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉
𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒲𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓇 ༝༚༝༚
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misc-obeyme · 1 year
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MC Talks Back
This was another suggestion from @oakley-tree1 for MC being disrespectful/talking back. I was inspired to write this as a scene rather than headcanons. I did my best with the bros, I hope they're not too OOC lol. I felt like it made the most sense for MC to talk back to Lucifer, so that's basically what happens, but all the brothers are present.
Thank you for the request, I hope it's not too far off from what you were thinking!
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GN!MC
Warnings: MC getting sassy, but otherwise nothing.
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It had been a particularly grueling week in the Devildom. You had so many projects you needed to work on, things you needed to take care of, and a bunch of demons who constantly needed your attention. You weren't even sure how you managed to balance everything.
Not only had you managed to calm down Satan after a particularly intense bout of wrathful destruction, you had also waited in line for hours with Levi so he could get some limited edition merch. Later on in the week, you had given Mammon a bunch of Grimm when he asked, mostly because you didn't care to know what he was going to do with it.
It had been a long week and you were tired. So it was nice to finally be sitting at the dinner table with the brothers at the end of the week. You were eating some kind of weird Devildom cuisine, but it tasted good even if you weren't sure what it was. Didn't Beel say something about shadow hog?
You weren't particularly paying attention to the usual bickering and banter going on around you. At this point, it was comforting background noise.
You did notice when Lucifer put down his fork, mostly because this was usually a signal that he was about to start lecturing someone. The entire table would get to listen as he rambled at length about their image and so on and so forth.
"MC."
You looked up at him, surprised. You weren't expecting him to start lecturing you. You hadn't done anything wrong lately, right? You began wracking your brain, trying to think of what it could be.
"It has come to my attention that you lent quite a lot of money to Mammon," Lucifer said.
You blinked. That wasn't exactly unusual. You glanced at Mammon. He was sitting beside you and while he'd been acting normal all evening, he was now clearly sweating bullets. His eyes kept darting between you and Lucifer, not settling on either of you.
Okay, so this was about something Mammon probably did with the money you gave him. You didn't even know what he wanted it for, but did it really matter?
Although you could feel your irritation rising, you kept your cool as you replied, "I don't see how that's any of your business."
The room went silent. You could sense all the brothers staring at you in shock as you calmly took another bite of your dinner.
You looked over at Lucifer, as if daring him to say anything else. You were sure he was going to look angry, but to your surprise, he smirked.
"Allow me to clear it up for you," Lucifer said. "That money was spent on counterfeit Wersace bags that he has been attempting to sell online."
You shrugged. "What do you expect me to do about it?"
Suddenly you could feel Mammon gripping your leg beneath the table. He was squeezing so hard you could feel his nails through your clothes. You looked back at him for a moment to see that he looked absolutely terrified.
"That's right," Satan said unexpectedly into the following silence. "It really has nothing to do with MC. After all, how could they know how Mammon would spend that money?"
"They should know better by now," Lucifer said, frowning. He folded his arms. "And it was quite a large amount."
"Anyway, it doesn't matter!" Mammon suddenly burst out. "I already stopped tryin' to sell 'em! I got rid of all the merchandise like ya told me to. What difference does it make how I got 'em to begin with?"
You narrowed your eyes a little. This behavior was pretty suspicious.
From across the table, Asmo giggled. "He just doesn't want you guys to find out that he didn't know they were counterfeits."
"Shaddup!" Mammon's grip on your leg somehow got tighter. "I knew exactly what I was lookin' at!"
You pulled at his wrist to get him to let go of you. "If you've already gotten rid of them and everything, why are we even talking about this?"
"I'm concerned about your tendency to give in to my brothers' every whim," Lucifer said. "Especially when it comes to lending money to Mammon."
"Oi!" Mammon protested.
You rolled your eyes. "It isn't like it's a big deal. You just need to chill out."
You could hear the sound of Belphie attempting to hold in his laughter from the other side of you. Satan was also struggling to keep his expression neutral.
Lucifer's frown deepened. "Do you know what it was like for me to explain to Lord Diavolo why my younger brother was selling Wersace knockoffs?"
"I'm sure it was most terrible," you said, your voice dripping with sarcasm. "But honestly if Lord Diavolo isn't used to this kind of thing by now, he really needs to get with it."
Belphie was nearly shaking with laughter beside you. Mammon, on the other hand, looked like he was afraid for your life.
"I'm pretty sure Lord Diavolo doesn't care as much as Lucifer does," Levi said absently, his eyes on the video game in his hands. "He always just laughs when you tell him about this kind of thing."
"Anyway, what I choose to do with my money is what I consider to be none of your business. I'll give it to whoever I want," you said. You stood up from the table and pushed your half full plate across it. "You want the rest of my food, Beel?"
"Yes," Beel said seriously before he began demolishing what was left of your dinner.
Mammon caught up to you as you started walking back to your room.
"What was that about?" he asked, looking back over his shoulder as though he expected Lucifer to come after you both any second. "It ain't like ya to talk back like that."
You sighed. "I've just had a long week and I didn't want to listen to a lecture. Did you really not know that you bought fakes?"
Mammon flushed a little. "Course I knew!"
You gave him a look.
He folded his arms and looked away from you. "M-maybe I didn't…"
You laughed a little and bumped into him as you walked. "Maybe next time you'll be more careful about what you buy with my money."
"Sh-shaddup!" Mammon said and you laughed again.
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strawberry-cowmilk · 2 years
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this was the request I accidentally deleted. I hope I kind of got the concept of it down. If it was your request I'm so sorry.
the brothers react to an injured mc using their voice
-> brothers x mc
a/n: I think the core of the request was that mc got hurt badly and couldn't use their voice for a while until recovery, but somebody who did not know of this asked them something and they had to speak.
mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read
content warnings: mentions of injury, yelling, implied violence
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Lucifer
immediately steps in the situation
was that guy absolutely crazy? couldn't tell you were hurt? he's going to have a nice talk with him later
after lucifer is done confirming you're okay, and your recovery won't be affected, he'll have a good talk with the dude
Mammon
panic mode activated
immediately hushes you and screams at the guy, said screaming lasted a good while
until eventually somebody walked into the situation and offered to help the dude in your place
Leviathan
levi knows he has to do something, but he is a little scared to step in directly
so, he'll create a distraction of some sort, like breaking a vase to catch the dude who made you speak's attention
lucifer will be mad about the vase though
Satan
poor guy
the guy has to endure satan's yelling, and while he yells, he holds you in his arms protectively
eventually the guy runs away, that's when satan checks on your well-being
Asmodeus
the best way to describe how he gets is to compare him to a sassy karen
'hello? can you not tell mc's hurt? maybe wipe some of that sand out of your eyes and you'll see, honey'
the rest of the day, he will spoil you rotten
Beelzebub
did he really see what he just saw? well, protective mode activated it is
he'll walk up to you and offers to help the guy instead, but said guy can feel the wrath radiating off of beel
beel literally takes you back to the doctor to check on you
Belphegor
belphie will straight up insult the guy, worse than asmo and mammon combined would do
and it will only get worse for the dude if this thing impaired your recovery
after he is done, belphie lets you rest, in hopes you'll feel better
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minced-mangoes · 4 months
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Pokemon AU with the Demon Brothers would be pretty cool, with partner pokemon based off of their sin animals,,, Lucifer - A Male Unphezant. It's always out of it's pokeball and tends to perch on his shoulder.
Mammon - Honchkrow (and a large murder of murkrow) who are constantly chattering and picking up shinies
Levi - Wishiwashi, can summon a lot of them. Lotan is a Gyrados
Satan - Rapidash. Also has a Purrloin he's very attached to.
Asmo - Gligar and Scorupi, both of them are used in Pokemon contests, and are spoiled silly by Asmo
Beel - While he of course has a Snorlax (which makes keeping food in the house near impossible) he also has a Ninjask. He didn't have an extra pokeball on hand at it's evolution, so no Shedinja.
Belphie - No duo more iconic than Belphie and his very eepy Tauros. Belphegor is often found asleep atop the Tauros, snuggled into it's mane.
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Other characters.
Diavolo - I'm straight up just handing him a Haxorus. I know it should be a tyrunt or a garchomp. but the idea of baby Diavolo running about the death forest with a scared out of it's mind Axew is adorable
Barbatos - Two Indeedee, one male and one female. They're often found assisting Barbatos in the kitchen.
Simeon - Togekiss,,, A friendly friend who also caries some very deeply hidden anger.
Luke - He has a Fidough, who he's trying desperately to get to evolve. It has yet to work.
Solomon - Alakazam, plain and simple, which he can mega evolve.
Mephisto - Skuntank. I'm not explaining I just feel like it fits.
Thirteen - Absol. A very very sassy Absol. It's only nice to Thirteen and MC.
Raphael - This angel has a unit of Pawniard, led by a Bisharp. While he technically has only caught the Bisharp, the Pawniard follow wherever it goes.
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And finally! While of course, each MC would have their own unique starter (I would have a Joltik, most likely)
I'd say the default MC starter is a shiny Mareep, for obvious reasons (pink sheep pink sheep)
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valsdelulucorner · 20 days
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Masterlist<3
Hi everyone, my name is Val and im a digital artist and wanna be writer. I was requested to make a master list so im going to try my best here
Im doing this on a laptop so im sorry phone users
OC account<3 = @vals-delulu-corner
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Obey me Head cannons<3
More Asmo head cannons<3
What I the brothers hands would look like
MC taught Diavolo Gen Z slang and trends
MC gets a deadly familiar
Brothers and the nightmares TW//
Barbatos head cannons
Soft beel headcannons
Luke head cannons [strictly platonic]
Leviathan head cannons
Satan head cannons
Belphie head cannons
Mammon head cannons
Asmo head cannons
Goofy head cannon #1
Obey me AU's <3
The brothers as mermaids
Mammon as a mermaid<3
Mermaid brothers with a arty MC<3
Obey me self aware<3
Obey me self aware P.2<3
Twisted wonderland head cannons <3
Grim head cannons [Stictly platonic]
Floyd head cannons
Malleus head cannons
Art <3
Rook wip<3 [twst]
Muriel [the arcana]
Ruggie [twst]
Ruggie WIP
Melon and Beel<3
Asmo bunny boy art
Satan catboy art
Sassy beel
First obey me art, mammon<3
Roblox man drawing
I drew myself lol
I drew a hand
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Ill be adding to this as i continue doing my daily posts on tumblr, thank you for sticking with me<3
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localanimethottie · 8 months
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OBEY ME! Headcanon: Brothers with a Sassy MC
**Lucifer:** Initially, he's not sure what to make of MC's sharp tongue and quick retorts. He appreciates a mind that can think on its feet, but sometimes MC's sass pushes the boundaries of what he deems respectful. Over time, however, he finds their banter amusing, even if he'd never admit it out loud.
- **MC:** "You know, for someone who's the embodiment of pride, you sure are humble."
- **Lucifer:** "I suggest you recognize the fine line between wit and insolence."
**Mammon:** He's often at the receiving end of MC's sass, and while he pretends to be annoyed, he secretly enjoys the lively dynamic. Their interactions are always filled with playful jabs and teasing.
- **MC:** "For the great Mammon, you sure do get into trouble easily."
- **Mammon:** "Hey! I don't need commentary from the peanut gallery!"
**Leviathan:** At first, Levi isn't quite sure how to handle MC's sassy remarks, often getting flustered or retreating into his shell. But as he gets to know MC better, he learns to give as good as he gets.
- **MC:** "You know, for someone who claims to be a shut-in, you sure do know a lot about the outside world."
- **Levi:** "It's called the internet, MC. Maybe you've heard of it?"
**Satan:** He genuinely appreciates MC's wit and often engages in verbal sparring with them. Their conversations are filled with clever quips and playful teasing.
- **MC:** "Ever think of writing a book about all the times you've tried to outsmart Lucifer and failed?"
- **Satan:** "I'd consider it if you co-author. We can title it 'The Chronicles of Sass and Fury'."
**Asmodeus:** He's initially taken aback by MC's boldness but quickly grows to adore their fiery spirit. Their banter is flirtatious and cheeky.
- **MC:** "For the Avatar of Lust, you sure spend a lot of time looking at mirrors and not enough looking at actual people."
- **Asmo:** "Darling, when you're this gorgeous, it's hard not to!"
**Beelzebub:** Beel often finds himself caught off guard by MC's sassy remarks but takes them in stride. He responds with a smile, rarely ever having a comeback, but always appreciating the humor.
- **MC:** "You eat so much; I'm surprised you're not the Avatar of Gluttony or something."
- **Beel:** "Wait... aren't I?"
**Belphegor:** He chuckles at MC's sass and often plays along. Their interactions are laid-back, filled with lazy retorts and smirks.
- **MC:** "You sleep so much, I sometimes wonder if you're secretly awake in your dreams."
- **Belphie:** "Maybe I am. Or maybe I'm dreaming of a less sassy MC."
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sweetfire01 · 11 months
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In your opinion, which obey me character is more likely to gove harah punishments snd light punishments
I thought of harsh and light as physical/non-physical punishment, so in my opinion we have:
Harsh: Lucifer Barbatos Satan Simeon
Beel Diavolo Solomon
Light: Mammon Asmo Belphie Levi
The harshest will surely be Lucifer and Barbatos. They are the strictest and do not accept any wrong behavior. You'd be over their knees for just being sassy towards them! Moreover, they're also the type of person who would extend the punishment for a long time. Sassy? You can keep that pacifier tied in your mouth all day, you're not ready to talk. Try to punch them (Ah! You dumb!) ? Hopefully you'll like your new mittens because they won't be taking them off any time soon. Only then they know you've learned your lesson and will act like a good baby.
Satan would be harsh too, though not so often. After all, he's the one pushing you to be a brat most of the time, just to annoy Lucifer. But you want to piss him off instead? Then, after the punishment, you'll be the one pissed. Literally.
Simeon can be very patient, but he has limits too! He try a lighter approach first, explaining you why what you did was wrong. It's his duty as a Daddy and as an angel! But if you still don't listen to him, he'll have no problem resorting to physical punishment, whether it's spanking or caning your hands. There will be something on the fic 👀.
I put Diavolo and Beel separate from the others for one simple reason. They are afraid to use their strength on you. And indeed they are also right. These two are HUGE and if they don't control themselves they could REALLY, REALLY hurt you. A single slap on your butt is enough to make it red. The positive note? It only takes that to make you behave yourself again.
And Solomon doesn't like to harm you, but he is a wizard and he can come up with various uncomfortable punishments. From locking you in an invisible box and watching you grow frustrated, to casting a spell on food so that what you're eating tastes disgusting (Maybe that would make his cooking better), to taking away your voice or weakening your muscles. It's not as bad as getting spanked by an enchanted brush, but not so mild as to make you walk away with a scolding.
For the lighter approach, we obviously have Mammon. If you scare him, for example by going out at night, he might be upset enough to smack you on the butt. But as long as you shed a few tears, he will immediately apologize, hugging you and trying to calm you down. But then, you'll have to hear him ramble about how he was freacking out, how something bad could have happened to you if he wasn't there to take you home… Please, don't make this guy too upset.
Asmo will only go with light punishments, nothing physical. He is NOT leaving any bruises on your body, he would be too horrified if he did. He will use paci, booties, and mittens to punish you, perhaps even tying you to a chair. This one can also be quite bad if you have some comfort object and you can't reach for it. Asmo KNOWS how much you want your blanket or stuffie, but not now! Maybe if you listened to it in the first place, you wouldn't be punished right now, mh? Oh well, don't worry, Asmo will let you out as soon as he's done getting ready to go shopping. And he wants to hear an apology as soon as he removes your paci, m'kay?
Belphegor is always tired and now he has to punish you? No, thanks. He can manage to give you a couple of smacks if you've done something serious, but more often he will put you to sleep. It's not like you're going to get yourself into any more trouble if you're asleep, right?
Levi is probably so insecure about how to punish you, he say something like "uh, well, try not to do that again next time". The End. He doesn't know at all what he should do: He could spank you but he's afraid it's a fitting punishment, he could hurt you too much and obviously he doesn't want to make you cry. He may ask you to go to the corner, but if you tell him you don't want to…Hell, what can he do? That's why he prefers the others to handle you in these cases
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes #557 Asmo is a gremlin
Asmo: You know, I'm jealous of you.
Mc: Why?
Asmo: Your partner is way hotter than mine
Asmo*walks away*
Mc: Wait but
Mc: But wE ARE DATIN-
Mc: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-*Chases after with a spray bottle with makeup remover*
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delphi-dreamin · 3 months
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Found an adorable picrew and...
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Imagine you were shrunk down to the size of a doll! How would your fave decorate your dollhouse for you??
Picrew
I'm gonna tag a few peeps, but please don't feel pressured to play! @yourboyhack @sassykattery @honeylavendr @attic-club-sandwich @meggs-wonderland @mydiluc @denpa-dere @pastelle-rabbit
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sassykattery · 9 months
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A Taste of You
Ooooo Sassy is posting again! Yes indeedy!
CW: features afab/fem oc! Altaira who uses she/her pronouns. Nudity. Perverse actions. Profanity. Masturbation (m!). Smut scene: f! receiving oral, f! receiving fingering, f! receiving piv. Blood play and blood drinking. Explicit descriptions of unprotected.
Themes: Romance. Vampire AU. Drinking and partying. Sex. Smut fic. Perversion. Menstruation. LuciferxAltaira. One shot.
Characters: Altaira (afab oc), Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo, Beel, Belphie.
Third person POV, Vampire AU
Minors and ageless blogs DNI
18+ only
Masterlist
Enjoy.
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It was late. Very late.
Late enough to where when Altaira entered the House of Lamentation, she was shushing her party companions, Asmo and Mammon, as they all shuffled in drunkenly. It was raining, and all three were soaked head to toe, with Altaira and Asmo holding their heels as they came inside, Mammon using his jacket to cover his head.
"Thanks, 'Taira... See you tomorrow," Mammon stated, making his way up the stairs without sure-feet under him. She watched as he held onto the handrail of the staircase, shaking her head.
Asmo kissed her cheek, "Be sure to sleep in tomorrow, we'll all need it. Thanks for being my wing girl tonight," he proclaimed softly. She nodded and silently watched as Asmo went up the stairs too, leaving her to her own devices.
Quietly, and feeling snackish from her drunken escapades, she managed to walk on wobbly legs to the kitchen. She looked around, trying to find anything that might sound good to her in the moment. Getting into the pantry, she spied Mammon's noodles and decided to cook up some of those in the microwave. While she waited, she pawed through the fridge to find more human world rosé that she picked up and a box of ice cream.
Once everything was ready, she sat on one of the stools in the kitchen and began eating, audibly moaning when she realized how much better those noodles tasted when one was completely inebriated.
"Fuck... why am I so hot now? Shit," she swore to herself. She quickly threw off her shirt and sat there in her leather miniskirt, red lace bra, and her shoes kicked off as well.
"That's better..." she mumbled.
Continuing her midnight meal, she stared at the blank wall ahead and began thinking about things, maybe a little too deeply, and found herself ditching the noodles to cry over the box of ice cream she ate out of, adding rosé with each bite and proceeding to get more drunk.
A couple of footsteps sounded in the hallway beside the kitchen, and she snapped, her voice thick and broken, "Get lost, Beel! G-Go find some other food."
A pair of crimson orbs floated high in the air out in the hall. Those orbs observed her sad state, her food shoved away while nursing the bottle of rosé until she was holding her head in her hands, sobbing shirtless in a demon family's kitchen.
The pair of red eyes finally came closer, and then the eldest appeared fully in the light of the kitchen. He placed a bare hand on her shoulder, having ditched his own overcoat, waistcoat, and gloves this late into the night. He was coming downstairs to check that Beel hadn't fallen asleep in the kitchen, Satan doing the same in the library, or Belphie in any other conspicuous place in the House. Basically, to check that everyone was at least in a bed, regardless of which. This late into the night, he wasn't expecting anyone to be around.
"Altaira," he murmured gently.
She sagged further, and before she could fall off the stool as she started to lean over, Lucifer caught her by her waist and held her against him, completely unconscious. Her hair smelled heavily of her perfume, sweat, and booze from The Fall. He immediately knew what happened and sighed heavily as he maneuvered her around in his arms. But he couldn't quite help how it felt to let his fingers caress her bare skin, seeing the red lace of her bra against her ivory skin, or how even like this, she was beautiful when he saw her face as he cradled her in his arms bridal style...
Shaking those ill-toward thoughts away, he sighed again, picking her and her shirt up and walking her out of the kitchen. He thought for a moment of putting her back in her room, but he was concerned about her hurting herself, or one of his brothers bothering her, so he made the trek up the stairs to his room.
Once inside, he gently laid her on one side of his rather large bed. He grabbed one of his plain t-shirts and dressed her in it, long enough to be decent on her as he stripped away her miniskirt. Seeing her face again, he realized her makeup needed to come off, lest Asmo have a heart attack the next day. When he grabbed her clothes to throw into the laundry, he saw the stain on her shirt, so he took it to the bathroom to try and wash it out, thinking he could grab a damp wash cloth to wipe her face with as well. But when he accidentally brought it too close to his face, he caught wind of her natural scent and perfume mixing together, making him momentarily forget his present task. He brought it closer, inhaling her sweet scent and nearly moaning as he gripped it hard and buried his face in it.
He had barely opened his eyes after a few seconds, and his reflection in the mirror caught his attention, and he saw himself standing there with her shirt pressed to his nose and hard-on tenting his trousers, no better than a beast. Growling, he threw the shirt down and grabbed the wash cloth he was after, wet it, and went back to the doll lying in his bed, now sprawled out in the middle like a starfish.
Lucifer sighed and knelt down beside her, clearly annoyed, but only slightly.
"You're lucky you're cute..." he murmured with equal annoyance and reverence. Gently, he rubbed the makeup off her face, a little easier thanks to the tears and how much had already rubbed off.
Satisfied, he threw the rag into the laundry basket as well and went back to the bathroom to change. When he was mostly undressed, his eye caught that shirt again, and without much thought, he grabbed it and brought it to his nose again, inhaling her perfect scent. Before realizing what he was doing, he had fished out his very hard cock and slowly stroked himself as he continued to breathe in her intoxicating smells. He knew she had been to The Fall, so he imagined her dancing, grinding against him in particular and looking over her shoulder up at him with those darling gemstone-like eyes. He imagined how it felt to grasp her hips, grinding himself against her too. To have her lean back into him with his chest pressed to her back and feeling her hands reach back to mess up his hair–
The next couple of seconds happened so quickly, as he gave her shirt one more good inhale and quickly released into his hand with a groan, his orgasm unexpected and not at all satisfying like he wanted it to be. With a sigh, he cleaned up and jumped into the shower after leaving her shirt on a towel bar to hang.
When he was done, he donned his sleeping robe and walked back out into his bedroom. He was then piecing together how a red lace bra and matching panty ended up thrown to the edge of the bed and why the human woman was now laying sideways in said bed.
"Strange little imp you are," Lucifer sighed. Walking toward where her head was out, he brushed his hand against her and felt how warm her head was. "Ah, must've got hot." He then walked to the thermostat and turned it down in his room, hoping the coolness would help her.
Returning to her, he guided her to lay properly in the bed. "Come now... you'll be blaming me for your neck being messed up tomorrow..." he spoke to himself and her as he gently moved her around.
Satisfied with his work, he finally turned off the light and settled on the far side of the bed. When he was getting under the covers, he had caught a peak where his shirt was riding up on her, showing her rear and hip as she laid on her side, facing away from him. Rolling his eyes, more at himself, he turned away and tried to forget what he saw.
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The next morning, there was a groan. A soft, pathetic, sad groan.
It was Altaira as she stretched and woke up, feeling sore, sorry, and sad for herself. When she opened her eyes, it was so bleary and hard to see even after rubbing her eyes. She then buried her face into the back of the demon she clung to, trying to wake up faster. But it was when she took a deep inhale, the scent of a certain eldest brother filled her nose, and what better way to wake one's self up than with a surprise?
"Good morning," the eldest mumbled after feeling her startle. She slowly released him and scooted way back far across the bed.
"I'm... Good morning, uh, so... I'm sorry about whatever I did last night," she tried to apologize, feeling embarrassed by what the Avatar of Pride might have heard or seen.
"Hmph," was all he offered her in return.
She was silent for a moment, feeling dejected and rejected, so she started to roll over to get out when she heard:
"You know, you really shouldn't be doing that. I know you're an adult, but... You'll hurt yourself doing that."
There was silence again.
"The monitor is on the bedside table next to you," he added. The lowlights of his room came on.
With a great big sigh, she rolled onto the edge of the bed, knowing he wouldn't let her leave until she took a reading. When she was calm and ready, she grabbed the pin prick and brought it to her finger. While she waited, she brought the monitor up to turn it on and put a stick into it.
After a few moments, the little palm-sized machine beeped and gave her the blood sugar reading, to which, she groaned and set it down.
"And?"
She mumbled, "One hundred and seven..."
"You're lucky it's not worse," Lucifer replied, just a touch snippy, but she knew he was right. "Now, go take a shower and go downstairs. You won't be doing anything until you eat breakfast."
"Okay..."
On unstable legs, she got up and went to his bathroom, to which he caught a glimpse of her thighs as she walked, and he quickly adjusted his focus to stop thinking about her. He heard the water turn on, and then some light humming, knowing that meant she was in.
Lucifer finally got up himself, and a bright red set of undergarments caught his attention as he started to walk to his closet. He approached to pick them up and just throw them in the laundry basket, but what he had done last night resurfaced as he held out the scarlet panties out in front of him, looking them over as they shined in firelight. Even at this distance, he could start to smell their fragrance. He tried to resist, he really did, but other instincts won out, and slowly, oh so slowly, he brought them to his face, inhaling her pheromones.
His senses were overcome with instant gratification and a darker urge to consume the owner. This most intimate scent was like the feeling one gets when they smell their favorite dessert being made, the anticipation and salivation already starting just from that. There was a sweetness to her, a rampant one that made his whole body twitch with an aggressive need to have more. Her body was subtle, though, when it came to her pheromones, far more subtle than any other human he'd encounter. But there was one particular scent that he couldn't mistake, one that meant–
"Lucifer!"
It was jarring to come back to reality like that, instantly dropping the garment out of fear of being caught. He turned his head to look and she wasn't there, but he could still hear the water running. Quickly, he walked over to the door and knocked.
"Altaira? Did you need something?"
There was a sob and the water shut off, and his concern only doubled to hear her struggle.
"I need you to tell me what's wrong, or let me come in," he persisted, his hand on the doorknob.
"It-It hurts... I can barely stand, I feel like I might–" There was a pause, and he heard her move around again.
"Altaira, can I come in?" He asked in a strained tone.
There was a whimper. "Y-Yes..."
Immediately, he threw the door open and found her doubled over the edge of the bathtub, a towel thrown onto her back. In two long strides, the eldest was beside her and kneeling down with his hands on her back.
"Can I help you?" He asked her quietly. She nodded.
He then wrapped the towel around her, attempting to keep her decent and hoping to save her any embarrassment later on. Carefully, he took her into his arms and came to his feet to carry her out of the bathroom and into the coolness of his room as he set her down on his bed.
She was flushed, breathing hard, and her brows knitted together tightly as she rubbed her eyes with her fingers. Something she only did when she was upset or anxious.
"Can you tell me what's–" and just as he said that, he knew what had happened. His senses were correct. That metallic, coppery scent was unmistakable, even without the physical presence of it. "Are you okay?" His tone was softened, understanding what was happening.
"Just... pain," she huffed out. "It's usually not that bad, but occasionally it is," she added.
"I'm sorry to hear that..." he murmured, looking down at her sprawled form on his bed. It was hard to focus with her like this, and he mumbled something to her, as his eyes were drawn to where the towel was starting to not cover her so well over her thighs, reaching higher and higher...
"What?" She asked.
He blinked several times before he realized he had said something to her.
"I can help you," he repeated.
"How?"
She finally moved her hand away and squinted at him. He then leaned over her, his hands placed on either side of her head above her shoulders.
"I can make it feel... better. Make you feel good," he answered quietly, looking her over.
Her eyes widened, and she felt frozen by his suggestion.
"Wh–... How?"
Her gaze flickered all over his form as he leaned in closer to her.
"I don't think you're really that naïve..." he murmured in a knowing but softened tone.
Her hand then curiously rose up to his cheek, looking up into his crimson eyes to see his true intention.
"But..." She looked entirely hesitant.
"Oh, don't worry about that," he purred, his hand on her thigh. "That... adds to the experience for me, personally." He then smiled down at her wickedly, and his fangs glimmered under the bedroom lights.
"What do you mean by that?" She seemed skeptical then.
"I mean..." he started to say, only to sink back, caressing her bare thigh more obviously and molding it under his fingers. "Your taste is one I've wanted to experience... to satisfy my sanguine thirst."
Upon those words, she stared openly, her eyes as wide as possible.
"That's... Are you saying you...?"
"You're smart, darling. I know you've suspected as much," he stated with a chuckle.
She was silent for another moment before asking, "How long have you wanted me?"
A devious smirk landed upon his lips as he leaned in to whisper in her ear.
"Since the moment you stepped foot into my domain," he replied. A shiver ran down her back.
"Specifically?" She murmured again.
He lifted her thigh as he settled between her legs, his left cheek resting against her thigh, turning his face slightly to kiss her flesh. "Since the moment I laid my unholy eyes on this perfect body of yours all those days ago when we brought you here. Since I could sense what you might taste like, so sweet but savory. All these months, this time every month, my mouth would water when you walked by."
A blush burned fiercely on her cheeks as she stared down at him. From her vantage point, she could see the desire in his gaze, feel the desperation in his touch and the lust radiating from his body.
"I just don't want it to... hurt," she replied quietly, hesitating on the last word. "I-I mean... I want you too, but..."
"I need you to be specific now. I won't do anything without your say, and I don't take advantage of you," he replied, looking like he could pounce on her.
"I desire you too, and I'm okay if you... drink from me, as long as you don't hurt me, at least not too much or permanently," she answered.
"Oh, my love, I promise..." he started to say, his fingers walking their way up her body to the towel that barely covered her. "I promise, you'll feel such wild ecstasy, you'll be begging for me to return to you like this."
"I'll hold you to that," she whispered softly. His eyes snapped up to hers again, seeing the soft haze of lust– much to his delight.
"May I?" He purred to her, his dominant hand on the edge of her towel.
"Y-Yes, go ahead," she replied softly.
With both hands, the demon unwrapped his prized prey like a gift from above, carefully and longingly. He took in her splendidly nude form, on his bed, in his room– in his clutches.
"I am far too wicked to lay my eyes upon something this lovely, but it just means I'll be all the more grateful to have you," he purred again, his crimson orbs flicking back up to meet her shy gaze. "Shall I deliver on my promise now?"
"Please," she affirmed with a nod.
He slid her down the edge of the bed just a bit, enough to have some of her rear hanging off the edge, legs dangling down. Lucifer fully knelt to the floor, sinking back again as he kissed her thigh, spreading the other out and finally taking in her wet heat. Instantaneously, his pupils dilated, and he nearly moaned at the sight of her spread like this.
What he had been after, that taste he so wanted to know like the back of his hand, was there in front of him. He took it all in for a moment and then looked up at her once more, only to find an embarrassed look on her face.
"Should I stop?" He asked in a teasing tone.
She shook her head.
He smiled. "Then... I believe it's time I tasted you properly," he murmured in reply. Slowly, he sank lower and leveled his mouth with her spread cunt. Keeping his eyes on hers, he gave her lower lips a soft kiss before giving one long lick bottom to top on her heat.
"Ohhh..." she moaned, locking her eyes on his. He gave her clit more attention as he began to lave his tongue over it, focusing on that bud. The heat of his mouth and the expertise of his tongue instantly sent the pleasure to her spine, becoming more full-bodied. A hard blush decorated her cheeks, her breathing stating to deep and become heavy.
Lucifer's arms slipped under her thighs and wrapped back up so his hands could hold her hips. He pressed himself further into her heat, adding pressure to how he ate her out.
Timidly, she brought her hand down to rest on the top of his head, her little fingers curling into his soft, ink black locks. He appreciated the little gesture, to see her reach out to him and hold onto him. She did her best to keep her gaze on his, but she was so lost in pleasure. A warm tingling feeling started to fill her lower abdomen, and she knew she was already falling apart. It had only been minutes, but Lucifer was correct: he'd make her forget all about the pain.
"Are you close, my love?" He murmured to her. "Are you going to let go for me?"
She nodded, adding a whimper to her wordless reply to him. To take it further, he wrapped one of his arms further around her and brought his hand down to rub his thumb over her clit while he sank his tongue into her entrance. She gave a short gasp and bucked her hips up, eager for more of what he was giving to her.
"Lucifer!" She moaned sharply, her pitch raising with each stroke of his thumb and movement of his tongue. He let a soft moan out to her in return as he started to taste more and more of her arousal, leaking cum onto his tongue as she started to reach her peak. Her walls tightened down around his tongue, alternating between pulsing and clenching. She let out another softer cry of pleasure as her orgasm flooded her senses.
Lucifer carried her through the release, keeping up his ministrations of fucking her with his tongue and gently rubbing his thumb into her clit, until her body relaxed back against his bed again. While she twitched with the aftershocks of her orgasm, the demon continued to eat her out, and the taste of her cum coated his tongue, but suddenly, there was something that tasted that much more delectable. A certain crimson liquid with such a savory flavor got his attention, and he flinched as he tasted it. Mixing in with her cum, he could have sworn he was tasting the equivalent of something better than the forbidden fruit. His hands reached up to snatch a hold of her waist to keep her still.
"L-Lucifer! It's t-too much!" Altaira whined, her hips wriggling in between his arms.
She looked down at him, and she was stunned by the frantic, animalistic look in his eyes. He nearly looked feral, and when he glanced back up at her, he gave a growl– the kind of deep, bassy growl you'd hear from a wolf. Her body caught back up with what was happening, and she felt that warmth building in her abdomen again. What he was doing to her was too much but still so pleasurable. He continued to consume her, drinking in her mixed fluids with an-almost-frightening vigor. Her abdomen tightened, and she twisted the sheets beneath her hands. It took less than another minute for her to fall apart again, her walls clenching around his tongue yet again. She whimpered and cried out her pleasure to him, his name like saccharine on her lips.
After that orgasm, he finally let her go, pulling his mouth away with a pop. She laid there like a twitching leaf, her hair a mess, and limbs spread everywhere while trying to catch her breath. Lucifer slowly crawled up her body to cage her in, his hands pinned above the tops of her shoulders, his knees pressed to either side of her hips.
"Feel better?" He cooed, looking at her with a smirk but deep affection with dark carnal hunger in his eyes.
"Uh huh," she replied breathlessly.
"I must say," he murmured, kissing her temple and then whispering in her ear, "You taste rather spectacular... like sweet but savory candy... a fine treat indeed."
She finally turned her head to look at him, seeing the stains of red on his lips and chin. Her eyes widened instantly. "I... You didn't..."
"Oh, I did, and as I said, it only adds to the experience for me," he purred to her. "I've been wanting this since that third week you were here, and I smelled that sweet sanguine scent for the first time. You're simply divine."
Her blush darkened as she stared up at Lucifer. He adored that bashful look on her face. When he realized she wasn't speaking, he came to his feet, and he added,
"And if you'll allow me, I'd like another," he murmured. "Somewhere more... direct."
She looked down and back up at Lucifer, trying to piece together his meaning. "Where?" She whispered.
Lucifer began to look over her body, something else that added more color to her cheeks, and he began to murmur to her. "Mm, where indeed? Well... the neck is a classic, and you do have just an amazingly soft neck, but..." As he spoke, he brought his dominant hand down to start tracing his fingers down her body, starting at her neck. "Then there's here, your breasts so supple... but I would hate to mark up such beauty..." His eyes went lower, and he gave a wicked smile indeed. "There is one place that I think will do just fine, dove..."
After making his decision, he knelt down to the floor again. His bare hand delicately drew itself over her thigh, his fingertips brushing the sensitive skin there.
"Isn't that... dangerous?" She asked quietly.
Lucifer smirked. "You would think fornicating with demons in general would stir such a thought long before now," he murmured. His eyes then flickered back to hers. "But no, you have my word that you will not have lasting damage done to you. I will take care of you and your body."
There was a moment of uncertainty before she finally nodded, looking more at ease as she considered his words.
"If you would like, I can ensure it's equally pleasurable for you," he added. "But I need your permission first."
"I... I want you to do it, all of it," she replied quickly and confidently. He smirked once more and nodded.
She watched as Lucifer got settled again, kneeling and spraying out her legs again for his viewing pleasure. Taking his hand again, he slipped his fingers through her labia and over her heat, gathering slick while making her sigh again with pleasure. He gently rubbed back and forth, ramping up her arousal again.
"Close your eyes, love, just feel what I do for you," Lucifer commanded softly to her. Altaira immediately nodded and laid her head back against the bed again. Ultimately, Lucifer knew that if she saw what he was about to do, she might not have enjoyed it as much, and he understood her weakness for seeing her own ichor.
Seeing that she was relaxed and enjoying his ministrations, he began placing searing kisses on her right thigh, causing her to twitch and flinch. He glanced up to make sure her eyes were closed, and to his satisfaction they were. He then began to slip one finger past her entrance, following the grips of her walls. Fully hilted, he stroked around her insides to get a feel for her anatomy, to map out in his head where she felt the best. There was one spot far in the back that had her keening for more, and once he figured out her rhythm, he pulled that finger out only to insert two more. That definitely had her crying out, so he began placing his kisses again, soft whispers of incantations against her flesh. Feeling ready to truly start the symphony, he focused his gaze solely on her and her alone.
Slowly, he started to work her open, his two fingers twisting and turning, stoking her fires. When he felt her start to open, he sank his fingers further and found that sweet spot toward the back and began to use and abuse it for her pleasure. He was learning her buttons to push as her body was his new playground to explore. It was when her body started to writhe, her breaths quickening, and her cunt tightening down around his digits that he became hyperaware, listening for specific cues from her. He had to wait for the perfect moment to strike.
And that perfect moment came quickly as she started to roll her hips, her moans becoming more staccato, the very walls wrapped around his fingers beginning to flutter.
There she is.
"Merci," he whispered.
[Thank you]
All at once, just as she met with her third orgasm of the night, Lucifer sank his fangs down onto her thigh, extending to pierce the femoral artery. She felt merely a pinch followed by a warm tingling at the site of his bite as it all flowed together with her release. Lucifer kept his fingers pumping rhythmically in her pussy, making sure to hit that sweet spot, all while tasting her saccharine ichor. He flinched at first, surprised by the taste, but it wasn't bad, far from it. He'd never tasted someone so... sugary.
Maybe I should have saved this for after dinner this evening... he thought.
Nonetheless, she was an exquisite flavor, sweet like a delicious metallic honey, with dark notes of bitter like a warm coffee. If this was sin, he'd never want to be saved after having a drink like this.
For Altaira, her pleasure flowed in and out of her body, her orgasm continuing to fluctuate with the tide of what Lucifer delivered to her. It felt like her release would simply never end, to which she could be fine with that. Lucifer moved his free arm out to take her hand as she grabbed the sheets, and he held it as he carried her through her pleasure. As barbaric as this was, in some regards, he wanted the intimacy behind it, too.
Though, he had other reasons for the sweet gesture. She kept a tight hold on his hand for a long time, feeling the throes of pleasure for so much longer than she ever thought possible. But it was when her grip loosened, her hips becoming still, and her voice sounded thick with sleep that he let her go. He retracted his fangs and laved his tongue over the puncture marks to stop the flow with magic. His fingers slowly slipped out of her cunt, and he admired the webbing of slick and blood on them. After earning his admiration, he slipped his fingers into his mouth and enjoyed her flavor more.
With his hand cleaned off, he slowly crawled onto the bed, on top of her, and kissed her cheek.
"Darling, tap your finger if you can hear me," he called to her softly. He immediately felt her tap once. A soft smile smeared his lips, and he kissed her forehead as well. "Are you in pain? One for yes, two for no," he added. He felt two taps. "Very good. Would you like to take a break? One for yes, two for no." One tap. "Very well, sweetness. Let me get you comfortable."
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Later that same morning, Mammon and Amso finally made their appearances, haphazard looking, in the kitchen. Levi snorted and Satan smirked at their sorry appearances.
"Well, well, well, look at what the hellbeast drug in," Satan cooed mockingly. He dropped the act and got serious. "You look terrible."
"We know," Mammon groaned, swiping at Satan and missing by a long shot.
Beel and Belphie rolled around the corner to the kitchen after hearing the commotion.
"Didn't Altaira go with you guys? Where is she?" Belphie pointed out, looking around.
Satan shrugged. "It looked like she was still in bed when I strolled by to wake her up. I assume her sugar is messed up and she's not hungry yet," he replied.
Belphie tilted his head. "She's not in her bed. When I went in there just a few minutes ago, it was just pillows."
Everyone looked around, and Satan turned off the stove.
"We obviously have to look for her," Levi pointed out. They all nodded in agreement.
Satan and Belphie led the way to look for her, with the other four brothers trailing behind as they searched the House. They had checked all likely places she could have been in the House, starting with her room and the observatory first, followed by the rest of the bedrooms. Even Lucifer's room was empty, to their dismay.
Finally, they convened in the library and stood around, trying to figure out where she could have gone.
"You did come home with her, right? Not a succubus in her form?" Satan groaned, holding his head in his hand as he questioned Mammon and Asmo about the previous night.
"For the hundredth time, yes!" Mammon barked.
"Mammon, don't shout. My head hurts," Asmo whined, laying in a settee dramatically, with his arm over his eyes.
Beel stood there listening until something caught his attention, a particular smell he was sure he'd smelled before, but couldn't quite place. He followed the trail to Lucifer's office door, and he pressed the hidden button he'd learned a while ago.
"Uh..." Beel mumbled.
The brothers looked over and quickly met Beel's side where they saw what had his attention.
Inside Lucifer's office was Altaira sprawled out on his desk, legs spread wide with her head hanging off the front edge of the desk with her mouth open in ecstasy and breasts bouncing with every thrust she took. Between her legs stood Lucifer holding them as far apart as possible, pounding away his cock into her leaking cunt. Both were as naked as the day was long, and each of the brothers went pale as they watched the entire thing unfold, or rather, watched Lucifer unfold Altaira further, and further...
"What the fuck, Lucifer!" Satan barked, turning away first to cover his eyes. "The hells is wrong with you?!"
Lucifer's head snapped up, and he snarled at the intrusion. "Get out, all of you," he barked. Altaira's eyes opened, and she saw the six brothers upside down from her view and grinned. They began to scatter, except Asmo, who just admired the two, before Mammon came back with his eyes covered to drag his younger brother away.
Altaira pulled her head up some to look at Lucifer. "Are you good to continue? Or do you want to stop?"
"Oh, I'm not stopping now. I've merely had a taste of you, and I'm not letting go just yet."
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Obey Me! Envy Mammon x Mc
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Emotions run high when Mammon sees his human being affectionate...
The front door to the House of Lamentation swings open and in comes a certain occupant..
Mammon was in a great mood,for once absolutely nothing went wrong today.
Lucifer hadn't yelled at him,all his brothers were nice to him at school and his model shoot for that fashion magazine went off with no issues and had given him a nice sum of Grimm.
Only one thing was missing...Mc.
Yes,paying a visit to his favorite person would be the highlight of this day.
He runs to their room and barges in...
"Yo Mc! Let's..."
He stops...and stares at the sight...Belphies curled up on Mc's bed,his arms and head laying in their lap...in his demon form..
Mc was petting his horns and running their fingers through his hair,tail swishing lazily.
"Huh...Mammon?" The human is startled by the their door flinging open abruptly.
Belphie shifts. "Agh why the loud noise?"
"Mc....what's all this?"
Mammon was irate,Belphie could just lay on their lap like that? He wants to do that too,he wants it so badly.
"I can't believe this...Mc,I was your first you know..." Mammon huffs.
"Hey,what's wrong with you? Mc's my cuddle buddy."
The seventh born yawns deeply and snuggled his head into their lap again.
"Why don't ya use that pillow you carry around all the time?" Mammon asks in an annoyed tone.
"Why would I do that when I have the best pillow already?" Belphie replies.
Then peeking up at an angle where Mc can't see his face,he proceeded to stick his tongue out at Mammon and grin.
That cheeky little brat Mammon thinks,eyes narrowing.
"Hmph...Fine I'm leaving." He walked off.
"Mammon..."
He stormed into the hallway almost knocking Asmo over on the way back. "Hey watch it! I'm in a hurry too you know?"
He ignores his brothers protests,slammed the door shut and flopped on the bed.
He puts his hands on his face.
Why did this have to be so hard..? It seemed like every time he tries to get alone with them his brothers are there.
And Mc was more than happy to give them their attention and affection.
Not that he didn't like that part of them...after their rough introduction they bonded with him quickly...or more like he grew attached fast..
It was funny really...how annoyed he first was when Lucifer made him their guardian after they were brought here...and how he felt when he made their pact...
"Make a pact with me."
"What? No way...not interested!"
He leans in close
I am the great Mammon! Avatar of Greed! One of the seven rulers of the Devildom! Do you really think I'd let some human be the boss of me?
"Oh Lucciifer,Mammons trying to unfreeze his credit caaard~" Levi taunts
"I mean of course I'll make a pact human I'd be thrilled to!
He grabs Mc's hands and presses his forehead against theirs.
As he pulls his head back a warmth spreads through his body and he feels as though they were physically connected.
It was pleasant,like a small bubble of calm surrounded the both of them.
The human looked him directly in the eyes.
He gazed back,Mc's eyes sparkled with curiosity...
This strange,yet wonderful sensation,can they feel the same thing he does?
Could a human really do this to him?
He would have stood there longer but they speak again.
"You need to give Levi his money back."
He chuckled...was that pact the moment when he started to feel attachment to them?
"Mc..." He let's out a sigh. Now he was head over heels for them.
They were sweet,sassy and he could listen to them talk for hours...go anywhere...do anything with them.
His heart beat faster thinking about them returning his affections.
He almost doesn't hear the soft knocking at the door.
"Mammon? Are you there?" Mc asks,peeking in the room.
He didn't respond,continuing to lay on his side,back to them.
They step inside,walking over to the bed and sit down.
"Why'd you run off earlier?"
He clams up,his cheeks feel hot.
They scoot closer to him,but he still refuses to look at them.
Mc thinks for a minute.
"Is this because I was cuddling Belphie?"
They laugh. "You know.....you can ask me for cuddles and pats too."
Mammon's heart flutters.
He starts to turn over...then Mc strokes his back,right where his wings are.
It felt good....He wanted more....greedy for their touch.
Mammon transformed...still laying on his side.
"I take that you like it?"
The second born turns around,he practically crawls on top of them.
"Mc...more...give me more.." He says,breath catching in his throat.
He laid in their lap,putting his face close,careful to not jab his horns into their stomach.
His wings go lax as Mc gently pets them.
Is this really happening? he thinks.
They trace the outside,it's smooth and the membrane feels similar to soft leather. Then Mc runs their hand behind his wing and scratched the base of it.
"Oh?....Yes Mc that's the spot right there!"
They continue scratching behind his wings,Mammon snuggled even closer.
He purred loudly.
"T-That...I didn't mean to do that it just slipped out."
Mammon's face is red and he tries to get up and run away again.
Mc pulls him back into their lap.
"Your cute,you know that Mammon?" Mc teases,smiling.
He looks at their happy face.
"Don't get all sappy on me Mc.." He said,face still burning.
But he settled back down in their lap,they pet his head.
Their touch was so soft....Mammon sighed contently.
When was the last time he was fussed over like this? It has been some time he thinks.
But what he actually wants from them...
"Mc..listen.." Mammon sits up,setting his hands on their knees.
"I need to ask you..what am I to you? Is what we have no more than...you know..." He trails off.
"You know?" Mc tilts their head in confusion.
Mammon sighs,frustrated. Mc really was dense sometimes or maybe they're just teasing him again.
"I love ya you know and my brothers do too!" He blurts out without thinking.
"I love all of you as well." Mc says.
"That's the problem Mc.." Mammons face falls.
Mc looks at him,then their pupils widen.
They lean up and grab his face,planting a kiss on his lips.
Mammon goes stiff and his wings straighten up from the shock. Did they really just kiss him out of the blue like that?
"Wha...Mc?!"
They push him on his back and kiss him again,sitting on his stomach wrapping their arms around his shoulders.
"Mc..." Mammon whispers,eye's glazing over.
He kisses back,sitting up and places them in his lap.
The two separated gasping for air.
"Mammon...I care for all your brothers dearly but you're the one that I love."
"Mc...I love you more than anything ya know..." Mammon said,blushing.
The two continue where they left off.
Mc spends the rest of the night in Mammons room,to his joy and relief. Finally knowing they feel the same way he did.
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The Sassy giveth and the Sassy taketh away. I can give you cute memes of your ship and I can give you Wet Asmodeus.
I TAKE ALL MY LOVE AND REGARD BACK.
NO. NO. NOT WET ASMO. lskfjslopewijfd
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