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emo-batboy · 1 year

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I GIVE YOU a totally real list of viral photos of Battinson with his newly adopted son, Dick Grayson, that took Gotham by storm

Bruce crossing the street with a rosy-cheeked Dick Grayson dutifully holding his hand, Dick somehow found the camera and is waving to it excitedly (this is the first ever photo of them together)

Dick balanced perfectly at the top (and I mean on top) of a jungle gym while Bruce looks stressed out of his mind, pleading for Dick to get down before he hurts himself

Dick doing the exact same thing a month later but this time Bruce looks completely unfazed, sipping a coffee like it’s just a normal Tuesday (the photos are regularly paired together as a popular meme template in Gotham)

A selfie of Bruce and Dick making stupid faces at the camera that Dick turned into his class for one of those “About Me” posters you make in 3rd grade

Dick asleep in Bruce’s arms after a fancy dinner party, they’re wearing matching suits, Bruce is kissing his forehead :(

Bruce and Dick propped up against a wall, sharing a packet of fruit snacks in an empty room next to the charity gala they’re supposed to be attending

A plethora of photos of Dick climbing on top of Bruce at inopportune moments (à la this post)

Including a press conference.

And an investors’ meeting (bring your kid to work day)

Bruce standing outside of Gotham Elementary holding Dick in his arms with matching scowls on their faces. A mother and her son have been cropped out after the boy shoved Dick, and the mother refused to make him apologize. (It almost got physical. The mom has since quit the PTA.)

Bruce and Dick wearing matching sunglasses on the Gotham pier, Bruce is sipping another coffee while Dick eats from a comically large ice cream cone. A second photo shows Dick offering some to Bruce, which he accepts

Bruce retying Dick’s tie in the middle of another charity gala (for the children’s hospital)

Dick doing a cartwheel in the park while Bruce looks at him with the fondest look humanly possible

Bruce and Dick in a convenience store at 10pm (on a Friday) wearing matching oversized Nirvana shirts and pajama pants, it looks like they’re having a movie marathon (it’s Grey Ghost reruns <3)

pspspspsps @bruciemilf

#battinson #bruce wayne #the batman 2022 #batman #the batman #batman 2022 #batdad #batfamily #dick grayson #god they’re so cute #dick is so sweet and energetic #bruce is a good parent #pta mom bruce wayne #soft Bruce Wayne #give battinson a child 2k23 #gotham

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violetbumblebea · 2 years

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I'm as much of a fan of Brucie Wayne as the next person but I do love me some competent, Tired Dad™ businessman Bruce Wayne. No one thinks he's Batman, not because he's an idiot but because he's running a multi-billion dollar company, starting social projects for Gotham, and going to school events for like 7.5 kids.

Conspiracy theorists, at most, figure that Bruce is a meta capable of being multiple places at once or time dilation. No one is crazy enough to think he has time to also be a crime fighting furry

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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I loved reading your take on Battinson and the PTA! Could you PLEASE go into detail about the PTA moms treating him like the class hamster, I loved that 😄

They all have a schedule and rotate Bruce between their houses like he's a bowl of ramen

Obviously, they're doing it for the kids! Bruce is notoriously well liked among their headach-- their blessings (theyre not allowed to talk bad abt their kids, even jokingly, around him. He will stare at them autistically, dont think he wont)

They behave 100x better around him. They make him snacks, bring him drinks, call their friends to see him, -- class hamster except he doesn't die overnight (Margie hasn't lost hope yet!)

" I started going to church just for that,"

" Just take me out yourself?"

" Hah. So you can avoid losing to me at soccer matches? You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

But seriously, he's a young parent, a FIRST TIME young parent, he's struggling. They equate him with the freshmen going to the senior Olympics. Not to mention like, 50% of men there are terrible to him. They all bond like that.

Imagine being a PTA mom, trying to cheat at the bakesale with storebrought cookies, walking around a Batmart, and fucking Batman marches to you, snatches the packet out of your hands, and throws them five aisles over, then dips without elaborating

#bruce wayne #batman #battinson #batdad #pta mom bruce #asks #text

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somestarstuff · 1 year

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figured out what this week’s wfa episode reminds me of

#pta mom bruce wayne always such a fun hc #batman wayne family adventures #wayne family adventures #wfa #bruce wayne #joker #harley quinn hbo #harley quinn show

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thief-of-eggs · 1 year

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Bruce having a PTA arch nemesis in the newest episode of Wayne Family Adventures is the most Bruce thing i’ve ever read😭

#i love it so much #hes such a PTA mom #wayne family adventures #webtoon #batman wayne family adventures #batman #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #good dad bruce wayne #dc

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batmanego · 8 months

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go to another party and hang myself (gently, on the shelf)

#alternative title I. HATE. WAYNE ENTERPRISES. THEY MAKE ME DO GALA EVENTS AND SAY GO AUTISTIC BOY GO.#alternative title two If you dont stop saying bruce is a PTA mom he will kill himself #bruce wayne #my arts #dc #batman

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devilmayfamily · 11 months

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Someone has probably already talked about this but I must as well now.

So, I just saw the scene were Batman is telling the League he can't be at a meeting because he has a teacher parent conference with one of Damian's teachers. Flash makes a joke about him being a PTA member and now I can't unsee it.

Like imagine he's been a PTA member for every school, every one of his kids has been in. He's most likely the only dad and all the women adore him.

He's always bringing in cookies Alfred made and actually has things to contribute to the meetings. He's a billionaire and could just fund everything they do but he likes the idea of seeing the kids raise the money and helps some of em develop business skills. Some of the kids take what he taught them and become successful business leaders later on in life.

Every new kid means a new set of friends and parents from the PTA to interact with as well. Dick had at least 6, Jason had 4, Tim and Cass had 3 and currently, Damian has 1.

One year another father joined the PTA and Bruce was almost offered to no longer be the only male there but the guy was actually pretty cool. Alfred almost dared to say Bruce made a friend but he won't admit it.

Picking up the kids is always fun as well. Sometimes he's not just picking up his kid and when he notices Damian walking out with the one friend he's made (that's not Jon) Bruce smiles. The kid's mom he recognizes from a few PTA meetings.

PTA mom Bruce is a gem and he really loves being apart of his kids lives.

#batman #bruce wayne #pta mom bruce #batfam

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just-blahh · 1 year

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Cant believe they made this canon

I literally have never been happier

#Bruce’s pta nemesis #Bruce is a pta mom canon #duke is now his fav child #the Batman ice cream is killing me #dc comics #webtoon #Batman #bat family #duke thomas #Bruce Wayne

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martyrbat · 2 years

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[ID: two comic pages that has six panels each of random Batman related activities or objects. In the first panel, Robin is holding a picture book labeled 'Batman's Souvenir Album'. Batman and Robin are smiling down at it and we get to see some of the examples. Each picture has a narration box that labels it. As follows the panels are;

'The Batplane of the 1950's.' With the airplane flying in front of a white, puffy cloud and light blue sky.

'Disarming a crook with the Batarang.' With Batman's arm still extended from throwing the boomerang. It hit the criminal's hand and caused them to drop their gun.

'Batwoman (Kathy Kane) on her Batcycle.' With Batwoman on a solid red motorcycle.

'The Bat-signal stabs through the night skies.' With a giant searchlight that casts an emblem of the Batman logo shining into the dark city skyline.

'Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne - the caped crime fighters' civilian identities.' With Bruce and Dick in their civilian clothes and smiling at each other happily.

'Closing in on the Joker.' With the Joker in the foreground, laughing as he gets chased by Batman.

'Wire walking - one of the Dynamic Duo's acrobatic specialties.' With them close together, walking on a tightwire without a struggle.

'Robin swings into things by Bat-rope.' With Robin smiling as he holds onto a thin rope - his cape flying behind him with the motion.

'The Batmobile of the 1950's.' With the Batmobile speeding down the road with skyscrapers in the background.

'Analyzing evidence in the Batcave's chemical lab.' With Batman holding a small test tube that has steam coming out of it. Robin is beside him and is watching a rounded piece of lab equipment that sits on the table in front of them.

'The Whirly-Bats.' With Batman and Robin smiling and operating their individual, small helicopters.

END ID]

#THIS IS CUTE SHUT UP #need bruce to be someone thar takes a million photos ontop of his trophies and souvenirs #he knows that one day those mementos and photos will be the only thing they (or him) will have left #that if youre lucky - these events turn into a memory rather than being entirely forgotten #clinging to that memory always. for his sake and for his family's future ones too #Bruce Wayne being a PTA mom when #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #crypt's panels #batdad #robin i #c: detective comics | i: 387

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rad-batson · 8 months

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AU where after 12yo Billy’s identity gets revealed to the JL, Bruce Wayne gives his number to Billy for emergencies or any other situation where he might need an adult (like a get-out-of-jail free card, covering rent, signing a permission slip, advice, anything.) No strings attached. He won’t act controlling. Just in case, you know?

And for a while it’s never used because Billy would rather take his own eye out than ask an adult for help. Until Billy realizes there are a lot more benefits to this than he thought. Now whenever Uncle Dudley is at work and Constantine is too busy running from the magical authorities or (more importantly) he doesn’t want either to know what he’s doing, Bruce is the adult he calls.

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Cap, over comms: Hey Bruce, I need advice.

Bruce, already in the zeta tube: Which villain is it?

Cap: You have style, right? What should I wear to the school dance? Because Dudley said a ruffled tuxedo shirt is “a classic” but it sounds ugly and-

Bruce:

Bruce: Oh, it’s that kind of advice.

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Bruce: *posing as Billy’s guardian for class registration day*

PTA Mom: Hello sir, is this your son?

Bruce: *looks at Billy*

Billy: *nodding his head*

Bruce: Yes

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Billy: Hey Bruce, can you buy something for me?

Bruce: What is it?

Billy: *slowly hands Bruce a copy of The Conjuring*

Bruce:

Bruce: Billy, I don’t think you should—

Billy: You promised :(

Bruce: *whispering* fuck

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Cap, over comms: Uhh, Bruce? Do you know Sanskrit?

Bruce: Yeah, why? Is it for a school assignment?

Cap: …Don’t tell Constantine.

Bruce:

Cap: I got kidnapped by an ancient cult, and I need you to help me escape.

Bruce: *crushes the mug of coffee he’s holding*

Bruce: Oh?

#billy batson roping bruce into his hijinks is peak shenaniganizing #is this ooc for bruce? depends on what comic era you like most #bruce wayne is everyone's dad #billy batson is a little shit #billy totally used bruce as his the getaway driver once #billy batson #bruce wayne #batdad #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #justice league #dc universe #dc #batman

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jaytriesstuff · 9 months

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DPxDC Prompt

PTA Rivalry: Bruce Wayne vs The Spirit of Gotham

Danny is adopted by the spirit of Gotham. He goes to school with Damian. Lady Gotham is on the PTA and is Bruce’s PTA nemesis. It’s one-sided.

Gotham adores Bruce and is so proud of how hard he’s trying for his birds and how much he does for her city.

Bruce is one bake sale away from declaring war. He brought cookies. How dare this PTA mom also bring cookies. Obviously Alfred’s are better.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc x dp #danny fenton #dpxdc prompt #batman #bruce wayne #lady gotham #gotham has a city spirit #Danny and Damian are lowkey besties #takes them a bit to get there but they do eventually.#jaytriesprompts

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emo-batboy · 1 year

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Battinson adopting a hyper Gen-Alpha Dick Grayson who acts like a little terror 90% of the time but is also 90% of Bruce’s will to live so he gets away with everything

Battinson: um excuse you, my son is an angel and can do no wrong

Dick, who was just about to Nerf Bruce in the back of the head: yeah! I’m a pleasure

#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #batdad #dick grayson #batfamily #pta mom Bruce Wayne #battinson will protect his little demon child at all costs #‘that’s just his way of expressing himself’#adhd dick grayson #in my heart

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bruciemilf · 1 month

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Hi, I am simply thinking about what the unhinged Elder Waynes would do if they were still alive when the Clown killed Jason

(I mean thinking about them as grandparent menaces in general is INCREDIBLE

Martha and Cass at a vanity as Martha does her makeup and puts her in family heirloom jewelry? Thomas and Alfred lowkey kidnapping unhinged stalker baby Tim? Thomas painting a pregnant Steph's toenails? Martha becoming Duke's feral PTA mom? Thomas "Dick can do a little homicide, as a treat" Wayne? etc etc???)

They have the patience and the resources to wait out Joker being an ambassador or can get him someplace that even as ambassador he shouldn't be.

Martha and Alfred helping Harley get away from Joker (Thomas is so proud his baby girl is a doctor *SNIFF*)

Also Thomas and Martha being involved with protests all the time and getting arrested all. The. Time. Alfred doesn't come with because someone has to be ready to bail them out along with everyone else who got arrested

Anyway. Thomas Wayne kneecapping the Clown for Jason. That's all.

I genuinely believe Thomas would’ve folded Joker like a wet napkin and send that bitch to hell crawling. Protective Batfamily is one of my all timefavorite tropes!!!

Also, Thomas referring to Harley as his baby girl :(( that’s so real. No thoughts, only Thomas beating himself up for not being there (death will do that to a guy) for her, and Harley fearing she’s too inadequate for love.

If the lowest form of life doesn’t find her worthy, what’s the point?

“Oh, honey. You’re too good for that guy. For anyone . And I’m so sorry he convinced you of the opposite,” just cradling her against his chest, the smears of ice cream on her mouth forgotten,

“Let me tell you. When i walk you down the aisle to Pammy, you know what she’s gonna think? ‘The funniest, prettiest, smartest, craziest woman in the world is gonna be mine forever. How lucky am I?’”

And Martha comforts Bruce when he has yet another argument with Jason, over something tiny, but everything tiny is everything sharp for them, — and she tells him,

“I miss your little tantrums so much,” she sighs, petting his hair, not as curly as hers but just as soft, “You used to stomp your little foot and yank on your daddy’s hand. If that didn’t work, you’d run to your papa and screamed until we started laughing. You’re lucky, you know.”

#them <3 #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #text #batman #batfamily #jason todd #thomas wayne #harley quinn #GIRL DAD THOMAS MY BELOVED

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c-nstantine · 2 years

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Blurb #004

The Gotham Academy PTA hates black!batmom. Most of the moms went to school with Bruce and thought they had a chance with him. That’s not true at all. It doesn’t help that every single kid in the Academy loves Y/N Wayne. There’s something about her that they are really drawn to her. Black!Batmom is unbothered by all the other moms who hate her. She shows up the fundraisers in white jeans and a white blouse and manages to leave completely unscathed.

#black!reader #bruce wayne x black!batmom #black batmom #black!batmom #bruce wayne x black!reader #bruce wayne x black reader #batmom #bruce wayne x batmom #c-nstantine

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jackdaw-and-hattrick · 1 year

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Batman is the dark night, avenger of Gotham. Bruce Wayne is a petty PTA mom.

#batmom #the batman #bruce wayne #his coworkers struggle on so many levels rectifying the two personas #The Joker may be Batman’s arch nemesis #but Brucie’s is Karen and her stupid box brownies #It’s still up in the air which is a truer version of him #(it’s both)#(both are lies both are the truth)

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begaycommittreason · 1 year

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i want bruce wayne to be a pta mom so bad y’all don’t understand. idc if it doesn’t fit his character you can’t tell me it wouldn’t be amazing to witness

#he and ollie either shit talk everyone in a corner together or are mortal enemies no inbetween #bruce has a rivalry with janet and sheila bc they made snarky comments on his music program proposal #so now he donates an insane amount of money to all the projects opposing theirs out of spite #it embarrasses all his kids sm but when they’re older and see him in action they find it hilarious #batfam #bruce wayne #dc

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