zeus: ok, you broke the pact. what’s done is done. just tell me which abilities you gave him, so at least i know what we’re dealing with
poseidon: ...all of them
zeus: ok but from which of your roles? sea god, stormbringer, or earthshaker?
poseidon: ...all of them
zeus:
zeus: you’re not serisouly telling me he has domain over air and land and the sea?
poseidon: er, actually, it’s not just the sea. any water, really. lakes, rivers, ice, plumbing,...potentially bodily fluids...
zeus: you- WHY DID- WHAT WERE YOU-
zeus: *takes a deep breath*
zeus: anything else?
poseidon: *looks at list*
poseidon: er, yes. he immediately heals when he touches water.
zeus: what?
poseidon: well, you know, i figured with all the danger he’ll face, potential child of the prophecy and all, he should be able to automatically regenerate
zeus: that- that’s not even a thing!
poseidon: well...it is now!
zeus:
poseidon:
zeus:
poseidon: he can also speak to horses
zeus: *throws lightning bolt at the wall*
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hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
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Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
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Ahhh I love Drugs (the Rabbit). Such a fun and cute read. Happy totally normal day
STWG April Fool's Swap!
Hi friends! The discord hosted an event where each of us got assigned one person and two prompts. Then, we chose one of the prompts and wrote something for April Fool's! This is what I came up with. Have a very Normal day, folks! @strangerthingswritersguild
Prompt: Steve and Eddie find an injured animal and do their best to fix it up. Maybe Wayne gives them a hand :)
Warnings: This fic is as fluffy as the bunny they save
Word Count: 1.1K
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“Steeeeeve.”
Ah yes. Steve’s favorite way to wake up - while being not-so-gently shaken by his boyfriend.
“What,” he muttered into the pillow.
“There’s a reeeeeally cute bunny outside,” Eddie whispered.
Steve rolled his eyes. “Seriously?” he whined. “You’re waking me up for that? Dude.”
“If you go outside and see it, you’ll understand why,” Eddie continued. “And! The poor thing is wounded! Come on, Harrington, you love taking care of things. I know it’s your kryptonite. Put on pants and come see this adorable, scared, injured little bunny rabbit with me.”
Steve sighed. Eddie was right, actually, but what got Steve out of his bed was more so the knowledge that it wasn’t a choice. Eddie would keep annoying him about it until he obliged, so…
“Fine,” he groaned, sitting up and rubbing the sleep from his eyes. “Why were you outside anyway?”
Eddie smirked, triumphant. “Well, you see - your parents have the nose of bloodhounds, and I’m not about to get you into trouble for your room smelling like cigarette smoke again….”
Steve remembered that. His parents were gone a lot, so Eddie stayed over a lot, and he smoked like a chimney. On colder nights, he tried smoking out the window, but…
“Oh,” Steve said as he slipped a pair of jeans on. “That’s actually, uh, yeah. Okay. Thanks.”
Eddie put his palm delicately on Steve’s cheek. “I’m not a monster,” Eddie told him. Then, he lightly slapped Steve on that same cheek - eliciting another eyeroll. “Okay, let’s go.”
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God dammit. The rabbit was actually really cute.
Steve crouched down beside it in the grass. The little guy was breathing fine, but it seemed to be soundly asleep. “What do you think happened to it?” he said.
“Him,” Eddie corrected. “He’s a dude.”
Steve contorted his face into confusion as he turned to Eddie. “How do you know that?”
Eddie shrugged. “I’m more than just a pretty face, great hair, and massive talent, Steve.” After Steve stared blankly at him, Eddie continued. “Okay, so maybe I don’t actually know for sure, because I’d have to like, reeeeally inspect him to know, but I’m pretty confident just from, like, the vibes.”
This was one of those times where Steve could not believe he was in love with this man. It was also one of the times he knew exactly why he was. Eddie had a way of making both those feelings happen simultaneously, all the time.
“I named him Drugs,” Eddie added. Then, he grinned. “Drugs Bunny.”
Steve closed his eyes and put his head in his hands. “Jesus Christ,” he mumbled. “It’s perfect.”
“He’s perfect,” Eddie corrected.
Steve let his hands drop back down and stood up straight again. He looked at Eddie and smiled. “Yeah, right,” Steve said. “He is.”
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Well, they weren’t gonna bring an injured wild animal back into the Harrington house, that’s for damn sure. Whether or not Steve’s parents ever found out, the risk was enough to make him woozy. So, naturally, Eddie and Steve wrapped the bunny in an old t-shirt and gently brought him into Steve’s van, where he sat on Steve’s lap in the passenger seat while Eddie drove slower and more carefully than he ever had before.
The Harrington house was the wrong place for this project, but Forest Hills was a free-for-all.
“Shit,” Steve said as they approached the trailer. “Wayne’s home.”
“Shh,” Eddie replied, nodding towards the bunny. He opened the door as gently as possible, then mouthed - Leave him in here.
Steve had no idea what was going on, but okay sure. He was already this deep in it, what’s a little more?
They left the car doors open and walked into the trailer, where Eddie immediately started calling for Wayne and opening cabinets.
“What are you boys up to now?” Wayne asked as he approached from the hall.
“Eddie found a wounded rabbit outside,” Steve explained as Eddie continued to rummage around. “Now, we’re co-parenting.”
Wayne chuckled. “Sounds like my boy,” he said. “Alright, kids, I’ll bite. What’s wrong with the rabbit?”
“We don’t know,” Steve responded.
“Well, you’ll probably have to call the vet if it’s domestic. If it’s wild then a rehabilitator is your best bet.”
“There’s rehab for rabbits?” Steve asked, surprised.
“Oh, sweetie,” Eddie said, a look of endearment on his face.
“Why are both of you experts on this?”
“Well,” Eddie began before turning to Wayne. “You wanna take this one?”
Wayne sighed. “Yeah, alright,” he said. “So, my sister, you know. Eddie’s mom. She was a veterinarian. Loved animals more than she loved me, I think.” He chuckled. “Anyway, we did this kind of thing a lot with her.”
“We’re kiiiiind of famous in the animal community,” Eddie added. “If only my dad hadn’t made the Munsons famous for other shit.”
Steve noticed how neither Eddie nor Wayne seemed particularly sad about this fact. He figured the both of them had accepted their place in this world, and didn’t care much what other people thought about it.
That was an attribute Steve was still working on.
“Oh,” Steve said after a moment. “That’s really sweet, honestly.”
Eddie started gagging and making dramatic choking noises. “Don’t say that,” he demanded. “I’m not sweet, I just got a heart, that’s all.”
“Eds,” Steve countered. “You have a small rabbit in the passenger’s seat of your van, bundled in your shirt, and you’re currently making some kind of habitat for it.” Steve gestured to the box Eddie was prepping, which seemed ridiculously large considering the size of the animal, but whatever. “I hate to break it to you, but you’re a softie.”
Eddie stuck his tongue out at Steve.
“Oh, that’s where he is?” Wayne intruded. “The van?”
Eddie nodded. “Yeah, I figured it was quiet and dark enough in there,” he explained. “Come on, let’s go get him settled.”
The three of them walked out to the van and peered in through the open car door, only to find that the bunny was now sitting on top of the shirt, perfectly awake and happy, nose twitching.
“Hooooly shit,” Steve said.
“It’s an Easter miracle!” Eddie exclaimed.
“I thought you said it was wounded,” Wayne pointed out.
“He was,” Eddie clarified. “I mean - I thought he was. He was just - he was lying there looking all sad, and -” He fell deep into thought for a moment before continuing. “Huh. I guess he was just being dramatic.”
Steve chuckled. “Oh, now I see why you love him so much. He’s just like you.”
Eddie laughed, then leaned over and put his face next to the bunny’s. “I mean,” he said, “the resemblance is there, right?”
Steve nodded with another light laugh. “Yeah, the resemblance is there, cutie.”
And that, my friends, is how the Munsons ended up with Drugs.
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