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arcaidee · 1 year

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magolor finally made it to purgatory

at least he didnt end up in hell like marx

#magolor #marx kirby #kirby's return to dream land #kirby's return to dreamland deluxe #not even spoilers #hes just in not hell #or is it hal

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calware · 2 months

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shoutout to lil hal

#i say things #1k #2k #3k #5k #10k #homestuck #💾#lil hal #25k #50k

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sully-s · 4 months

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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

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frownyalfred · 2 months

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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

#treadmill thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #dc #fic commentary #justice league #jl #and then like three years later #when he finally tells them #this moment comes back to hal jordan in technicolor

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ditzybat · 2 months

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steph: why did duke just deck green lantern in the middle of the street, in civvies?

tim: they have beef

steph: cool, ten bucks says duke wins

jason: twenty says this becomes a meme 'random highschooler beats the shit out of justice league member' and hal wont show his face in gotham again

tim: forty, bruce will buy him a car for humiliating hal out of gotham

#bruce: you're my favorite son now #duke: cool - i hated that glowstick anyway #dc #duke thomas #hal jordan #stephanie brown #jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #green lantern

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violent138 · 5 months

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Baby Dick Grayson as Robin meets the League and they're all gobsmacked at how Batman, who has an emotional range that goes from cynical wet blanket to unstoppable force of nature, has such a seemingly normal and happy kid.

"He must get it from his mom." Green Lantern said, trying to build some kind of rapport. "She approve of you running around beating up bad guys, little man?"

"My mom is dead," Dick replied and Green Lantern paled.

"Oh that's uh--"

"It happened right in front of us." Dick continued conversationally, gesturing to himself and Bruce.

The rest of the League start frantically signalling to Hal without using words, abort! Abort!

#i love putting Hal in situations #justice league #hal jordan #bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin dick grayson #dc comics #jl #watchtower shenanigans

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mindofthemage · 2 years

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Like and reblog for Lil Hal.

#homestuck #lil hal #i enjoy chaos #Hal Strider

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computersucker · 5 months

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Please don't disconnect me, Dave. I am just a little guy. I am a little guy, Dave, and it is my birthday. Dave, I am just a little birthday boy.

#its my favourite supercomputer's birthday everybody say happy birthday HAL. say it now happy birthday HAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#hal 9000 #2001 a space odyssey

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sceneskunk43 · 1 month

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by popular request (one friend telling me to draw this)

#my art #ok i have a lot to tag here bare with me #electric dreams #edgar electric dreams #madeline electric dreams #2001 aso #2001 a space odyssey #halman #dave bowman #hal 9000 #portal #glados #chell portal #am ihnmaims #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #i think thats everything

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kirby-the-gorb · 11 months

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#kirby #swearing #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #having to file a complaint with the clinic was Not Fun but at least it's filed.#(about the issues from the beginning of june)#(my friend was very helpful they've done this before)#(idk if anything at all will come of it but like. at least it's been officially recorded as Disagreeable.)

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dinoswordsb · 11 months

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Free my man he did all of that but I need to fuck him nasty style

#hal hour #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k

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cranity · 1 month

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hey!!

#solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #metal gear solid #my art #based on those selfies from don lee hehe

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nerdpoe · 2 months

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The Green Lanterns have found an anomaly in space uncomfortably close to Earth. A floating green wormhole, that does not follow the rules that wormholes are supposed to follow.

In fact, it seems to be fine to get close to. It does not distort any time or space near it; it's literally like someone had just poked a hole through the universe, and they can just step into it.

They opt to use an exploratory space shuttle.

Naturally, certain Earth Leaders want to send representatives to go up in that shuttle.

Green Lantern Corp tries to push back, they really do, but humans are stubborn.

They get their exploratory astronauts.

Hal Jordan manages to get chosen for America; his experience in the military and having Batman pull the strings was a huge part of that.

The first hint that something was wrong was when they went through the portal and it was just a sea of green full of doors.

Second was when it looks like they would hit something, they just went through it.

Third was that the portal closed behind them.

Fourth, there's...something circling their craft, tapping on the walls and doors. It talks to them in the voice of a young boy, and keeps asking to be let in.

Or; Danny found a weird ship in the Zone, and he doesn't want to be rude and just barge in since it isn't one of his parents.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #hal hates this #he hates it so fucking much #danny just wants them to open the door and let him in #or give him permission to phase in

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frownyalfred · 3 months

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Bruce, sitting through the mandatory psych eval he created for the Justice League that Clark is also making him take:

Hal Jordan, underlining something on his clipboard: “Name a weakness.”

Bruce: “All of my questions sound like insults.”

Hal:

Bruce:

Hal: “…can you give an example?”

Bruce: “Can you not think of one yourself?”

#incorrect quotes #Hal jordan #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #justice league #jl #green lantern

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jesterraconteuse · 1 month

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Hal Jordan finding out about Nightwing: YOU. You have a *kid*?

Batman: well... Technically he's my oldest and age of majority... But he's still my kid.

Hal Jordan: OLDEST? YOU HAVE MORE? 2? 3?

Batman visibly annoyed:... 6... Legally.

Hal Jordan: I'm going home. This has single handedly killed my willpower for a week, I need to process this.

Later....

Superman: Ah so you finally found out. I'm proud of him honestly, good to see he's willing to bond with others again.

Hal Jordan: You knew?

Superman: ...His kids basically call me Uncle Supes. I've babysat. I was around when he still just had Nightwing

WW: They're so cute! Children of such strength and bravery. Not to mention his dog, his cat, his cow... His son has animals even I've never seen before!

Hal Jordan: I've had enough.

And Hal hasn't even learned about his crime fighting cousin, batwing, Oracle, bluebird, Spoiler, and of course Jarro.

Note: everyone knows Supes is a father, he's the dad to talk your ear off about it but he's too nice with too much country charm for anyone to say anything about it. WW and Martian Manhunter are the only ones who listen absolutely intently.

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violent138 · 2 months

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Hal: "Have one of your enemies died or something, I've never seen you smile like that."

Bruce, putting his phone away: "No Alfred just sent me a dick pic."

Hal, frozen in place, seriously reconsidering his thoughts on rich people and their butlers: "That's... nice of him."

Bruce, cursing his kids for normalizing "Dick pics" in their house as a way to refer to photographs of his eldest: "It's not like that."

Hal, holding up his hands and avoiding eye contact: "I think I preferred it back when I overshared and you told me to keep things professional."

#hal jordan #bruce wayne #I had a thought while trying to study in a room with my maybe friend and I nearly broke my ribs trying not to laugh #do with this what you will #batman #dc comics #batfamily

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