whenever I see these comments I imagine Im in a busy marketsquare and the merchants are yelling as you walk by

iit means you need to boil him in oil

iit means you need to boil him in oil

reblog to pet prev

*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

Fuck you @photomatt

@photomatt there's more fucking spam bots. There's people posting gore. But a hammer car is what you're afraid of?

@photomatt there's more fucking spam bots. There's people posting gore. But a hammer car is what you're afraid of?

offers this bouncing laios gif for all of your bouncing laios needs

Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

Glad this reached the right audience, thank you DunMeshi fandom

I'm new to the fandom but y'all don't understand the POC characters like me sorry

crying

Here's to the people who weren't abused by their parents, but whose parents sucked anyways. Here's to people whose parents fucked up raising you out of ignorance and not malice. Here's to the kids whose parents didn't know what to do with you so they did nothing at all. Here's to people whose parents are getting better and growing as people but still hurt you. Here's to every mean comment that wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't come from your mom; here's to awkward family dinners because you're all trying to forget;

here's to you, survivor of a thousand 'not as bad as it could have been' hurts. I see you. You aren't alone.

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over