Older!Yuu and the staff is cute, but imagine if they started dating Deuce's mom, or Ace's brother. Like, Deuce comes home one day and Yuu is sitting at the dinner table with his mom and they're like "Deuce, your mother and I have something to tell you." or Ace immediately trying to cap Yuu's knees upon seeing them smooch (would spam his brother's phone with 🤢🤮)

Not gonna lie, I immediately thought of this clip when I read Deuce finding out that Older!Yuu was dating his mom.

But then I feel like he’d focus on more pressing matters after like, “Wait a minute-- How did you two even meet?! Yuu, you were in NRC with us the whole school year! When did you have time to get out of Sage’s Island?”

“I didn’t.” Yuu says and they raised their phone screen to Deuce to show an app that suspiciously looks like the Twisted Wonderland version of Tinder. “We met each other on Cinder.”

This will then raise the question to Deuce if Yuu’s a great parent. Not that Yuu’s a bad person! He knows very well what they’re like. After all, Deuce was already practically living in Ramshackle anyway with how much he often visits Yuu after school, eats the meals they make, asks for their bizarre advice whenever he’s troubled, listens to how much they scold them for doing stupid things like that time with Octavinelle and not reading the contract which almost got him, Grim, and Ace working in Mostro Lounge for the rest of their school life because socialism, Yuu having drag them out of trouble that their group makes—

Oh great seven, Yuu was practically already their parent, weren’t they?

As for Ace, I’d feel that instead of just capping Yuu’s knees, he’s also going to do it to his older brother too. Because honestly he probably looks up to both of them to not be a little shit to them when he finds out about their relationship but I’d feel he’d quickly accept it much more faster than Deuce does, maybe albeit a bit weirded out because he sees Yuu as a parent figure to an extent so a person he considers a parent figure and his brother dating? Bleugh.

This doesn’t stop him from making gagging noises whenever he sees his brother and Yuu be intimate which each other or stops him from yelling ‘get a room, you two!’ anytime soon.

Now that I’m thinking about it, he probably was the one who made Yuu’s Cinder profile as a joke and look at how that backfired on him, lmaoooo.

"Real Boy" and Vil.

This means a lot coming frm Vil, reason 1 is that I literally admire Vil a lot(like how you would admire a real life person), reason 2 is the fact that Vil is a only child.

Most only child's often make assumptions abt siblings that they are 'always together' or 'similar interests' etc.

Vil probably had to take the role of a 'spoiled only child' at some point in his acting career :( And he puts a shit lot of effort into stuff he does, so he probably did some research on how actual siblings interact w/ each other.

Anyways onto the actual topic I'm supposed to be talking abt (everytime i see vil i act like a victorian gentleman seeing ankles for the 1st time and the problem is vil isn't even wearing anything revealing lol)

Vil saying 'Ortho has his own life' is actually really damn important. 1st of all, it's bc in book 6 the robot Ortho & real Ortho's souls merge together, making BOTH Ortho's 'real' in some way or another.

2nd of all, he says this in the Pinocchio inspired event ToT, with the end of the story being Pinocchio becoming a real boy, and in GloMas Idia also gets some sort of development ToTT, I'm interested to see what kind of things will Ortho go through.

older yuu acting parental towards silver (and malleus + sebek) before they even start showing interest in lilia (this catching lilia’s interest and causing him to become interested in them)

TWST Incorrect quotes#96 Found Family?

Crowl: Where are your parents?

Grim: What are parents?

Yuu: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said

A family consisted of an old irresponsible crow, an underpaid human shrimp, and a monster pyromaniac kitty

Older Daisy thriving as a preschool teacher in sunset savannah 🤸🏻‍♀️

Made some toxic yuri ocs ^_^ !! Might share them sometime

Something about the Malleus/Yuu that is very funny to me that no one brings up, is that if they have kids, Malleus is going to essentially be a teen dad. He is basically the dragon fae equivalent of someone in their late teens. Imagine that from the pov of everyone else in Briar Valley. The crown prince marries and has a baby right out of highschool at 18. (Even if it's been like six years, to the fae it was yesterday) "what is that boy thinking? He's too young! He's a baby raising a baby!"

You know how some characters have parallels whether to their classmates or side characters,Yuu deserve the same treatment.

I've had this idea for awhile but imagine yuu wasn't the only one summoned to Twisted Wonderland but one of the few to survive.What if twst was like the back rooms only yuu got dropped to somewhere more "stable",think if someone else got like dropped to like Briar Field imagine how scared they be.

Like twst in the Novel has a translation spell on it but only on the campus.But an older Earthling that somehow survived all the madness and confusion of a new world,along with being lucky enough to find another person like them.

But they hate everything in this new world the magic, the system,their values they're done horrible things to try to get home.

Now yuu has to defend what they hold dear,the need to go home or the care for their new friends.'Will you do whatever it takes to go home"

NOW WE ARE COOKING WITH GAS, I LIKE THIS!!! So I was thinking about this for a good bit and I have two ideas, but I think we need a name for this hypothetical person. Since Yuu is supposed to be (you) this other person is (not you). The two names I can think of are Noh (a play on "no" and a type of Japanese theater where the actors wear masks, which this character metaphorically will be) or Kuroko (stage hands in traditional Japanese theater who wear all black to suggest they are "invisible" which this character again is.) Of the two I like Noh better, so I'll use it for this post but I am open to critique.

Firstly, in line with what you originally proposed, if Noh got dropped in the forest somewhere, unless they already had survival skills they're going to end up dead pretty fast. Or if they get lucky, and you have suggested Briar Valley, a place notoriously unfriendly to humans, I could see things going south very quickly for them. This could be a good place for them to start their journey... but I had another idea. A horrid idea.

What if Noh arrived in Twisted Wonderland a year before Yuu did, but at the Royal Sword Academy? I know we like to talk about how they would be more considerate of Yuu's magiclessness... but that could be isolating in a way couldn't it? Yuu is considered different but equal to the NRC boys in a way. Noh isn't, there's no reason to enroll them as a student so they stay a weird sort of assistant, stuck in limbo with nothing really to do with people who are so blindly focused on the positive that they don't fully comprehend the spiral Noh is in. Noh has seen no overblots; all they have seen is the raw, painful reality of life for people without magic in a world that is increasingly focused on people that aren't them. And how painfully ignorant even the "nice" mages are.

When Noh hears about Yuu, they track them down. Unwilling to trust them at first, they don't mention their plans or their true feelings. They just want to talk about earth... for now. Concrete plans can come later once you both know just how little these mages are on your side.

They just want to go home... just like you... right?

OK before i start let me be clear I HATE jkr. That being said i grew up with harry potter and I was obsessed with it in 9th grade, soooo i know a lot about it. And Kanda is NOT a slytherin. He is not intelligent or manipulative enough. Actually it goes like this:

Allen is a slytherin. He is cunning and adaptive. He can also be manipulative and purposely appears one way when he feels another.

Lenalee is a gryffindor. She's got guts. She's something of a rebel at times and is very brave.

Lavi is a ravenclaw. He values knowledge and has an arsenal of it. Can be incredibly lazy. Is actually quite wise despite acting like a himbo.

And Kanda - listen - he is not a slytherin or a gryffindor. Kanda is a HUFFLEPUFF. "But tori you're a hufflepuff as well that's too self indulgent" LISTEN 2 ME. He values fairness, loyalty, and honesty over all else. He would also excel at herbology. AND he's something of a romantic, secretly.

Thanks for coming 2 my Ted talk

love's valley

Character: sebek Zigvolt

warning: male reader, romantic love, slightly suggestive(i think), my dylsexia, kissing, adopting, IDK. not proof read, help me

might add more characters and make this a AU of sorts.

request's open

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look now at the world that sends fear across the young and death to all, the world we see is horrid to all that enter and all that leave. as the pain of exsistance will forever be within our reach, we shall find what we are looking for may not life but death as well, so lend me your hearts and lend me you dreams as this is a tale of those that have lived past that wynorrific place and have entered a valley, but not just any valley but one of beauty and love of all kinds.

in a place so isolated and with aberration so stong it can feel as though it is amanamoically in so many ways. with how the tree's follow that of what looks of though as if it tries to pestilential us with it's deucedly vein like stucture of it's trunk and branches with flowers that make you go stark-ravingly mad, with their cold yet firey glow from the brightly coloured petals of poisin, or how the dirt looks as though it has secret's and knowledge that would put the library of alexandrea to shame as it shall never understand the complexity of the knowledge that it holds within the specs of unknown shine of wisdom. yet also a sky of dawn that brings light to this darkned forest.

so if you look in deeper you shall find a small cotage of two that hold love that is shrouded with a love that one would seek all life to find.

now let's see what this cottage holds, shall we?

"BABE HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOOTS?" a light green haird man yells to his husband as he was planing to do an expetidition with his husband to the nearby town for some esential that they can not craft themselves.

"Sebek my love you don't need to yell i'm in the kitchen" a man of similer age tells his husband who we now know as sebek as he walks up to him to give him a kiss on the lips, as he passes him his boots with a cheeky smile on his face.

"oh." sebek says with a surprised look on his face towards his husband with a hint of a blush on his face from the kiss. "that is where they are. and why did you have them?" sebek said locating the question derectlaly to his lover.

"i was fixxing the sole's of which you had worn out to the point of fixing." said the man who still had a humured look on his face. "i also have the list of things we need to get and i would like to know if you want to add anything?"

sebek looks at the list and the items, reading them but stopping at something they did not useually get. to just ask his husband. "why do we have baby formula on the list? we're both boys?"

wait a minute

does this mean

"THE ADOPPTION PAPERS HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED AND WE CAN ADOPT A CHILD!?" sebek screams in absolute joy from the fact that they will both finally be fathers, as this is something they have been trying to get done for years.

sebek looks at his husband expectantly for the response he was hoping for, for his husband to nod.

this is to mark the beggining of a new path to treverse through that he can't wait to do with is husband.

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Okay so I've been reading a lot of anti reverse harem fics undertale but like what if it was twisted wonderland instead. Like there was a magicless student before yuu (in their 3 or 2 year) and yuu moves into ramshakle with them. But unlike other reverse harem fics I read the other human isn't a two face bitch. Like they true to help yuu settle in make there transitions a bit easer. But it's the boys that don't like yuu ( not the first year's ofc). Like it's the older boys that make yuu time at NRC hard. Not cartoonishly bulliying, but like ignoring yuu or doing things that inconvenience them.

Alright so i had this though for Female!Eel!Mer! y/n who was from Twisted Wonderland but got teleported to Yuu’s world where she was adopted into Yuu’s family but was still able to know how things about mer like courting and stuff. Now back in twisted wonderland everyone is simping for scary/cute/hot Eel lady.

yulma as exorcists together — based on the assumption Alma’s og Innocence is a bow

ref 1 & 2

I made a Yuu OC for the first time?! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) He’s a little bit…different from usual TWST OC’s though.

His name is Victor, a 42 year old man who worked as a handyman before getting hit by the Black Carriage. Everyone instinctively calls him “Yuu,” which is confusing for everyone around, but he reluctantly goes with the name. He doesn’t wear a school uniform, but suddenly discovered the weird ribbons attached to his sleeve and the pattern on his belt. He dislikes it a lot haha, but I’m giving him more wardrobe options in a future post.

Apparently, he’s too old to attend as a student at Night Raven College (Lilia raised an eyebrow at this), Victor was assigned as NRC’s official janitor. However he does odd jobs all over campus, even taking student requests for anything that needs to be fixed or found. He does a bit of everything, so people were quite terrified to find a magicless human cleaning windows at the very peak of the school building haha.

Fixing up the plumbing and electricity as best he could in Ramshackle Dorm himself, he requested Grim to stay with him, as he’s a huge cat lover. And since Grim got accepted as a student, Victor is also assigned to be Grim’s “guardian.” Although he doesn’t attend classes with Grim, he’s expected to drop off and pick up Grim from school every day, and even check up on him during lunch time…which Grim very much hates. Victor really likes spoiling Grim, so he can found at Sam’s shop looking for new things to give to Grim. Unfortunately, shiny new things don’t make Grim tolerate a few minutes of petting time haha. Unstoppable force meets immovable object.

Victor’s patience runs pretty thin, so he gets easily pissed off when Crowley has yet another maintenance request: after all, why does such a wealthy school have so many problems?! He isn’t shy about negotiating for extra pay for each task he has to do, which makes Crowley’s wallet cry (don’t trust Crowley, he only lost like two extra thaumarks). Even Crowley can’t manage to crack this guy- threaten to take away Ramshackle dorm? Victor will camp out in the Headmage’s office, under the Great 7 statues, near the gates, etc. Threaten to not feed him? Oh please. He’s not above mooching off of other students lmao or getting his hands on cafeteria leftovers. Crowley swears half the food on his plate ran off when he looked away too. After one too many complaints of the sleeping school janitor being a tripping harzard right in front of the school doors, Crowley has since learned to not mess with this man’s pay. Their relationship is a tense one, in more ways than one. But that’s for another post~

The other teachers/staff find him pretty entertaining for this stuff like that, and Victor gets fairly along with them. He has trouble of coming up with things to talk about with Sam and Crewel, but they’re honestly the same way. They’re friendly towards each other, but prolonged conversations don’t really last. He tends to bargain with Sam a lot on purchases, as he has a tight budget running on a janitor’s salary. Sam tends to meet him halfway, and enjoys the heated debate. Crewel is especially difficult about Victor’s hair lmao, and has even offered on giving him a salon trip. Victor has yet to get the hint…but he’s is a good listener, so he doesn’t even need to talk as much with guys like Vargas haha, plus he finds all the crazy stories of Vargas’ youth to be entertaining. They have that in common at least. I think he’d get along with Trein the most- Lucius definitely being a factor. But since Trein is clam and levelheaded, conversations about life come a lot more naturally. The other students tend to bully Victor about this haha: “the two grandpas are talking again.” Of course, they say this out of Trein’s earshot, and Victor has been generous enough to not tell Trein about it…so far. He gets along well with the trio of Ghosts at Ramshackle for the same reason.

However, he has a soft spot for kids and feels rather protective of the students at NRC. The students felt pretty awkward around him at first, most ignoring him entirely. But as word spread that Victor was the guy to go to if you needed help. He always lends an open ear and is surprisingly good at giving advice. These rowdy group of kids remind him of how he was back in high school, after all. He’d also clean up the Ramshackle common room to be a really nice and relaxing lounge area, not only for himself but in case a troubled student needs somewhere to relax and talk for a bit. He’d even TRY to get with people like Leona. I think he recognizes that a lot of Leona’s behavior is coming from a place of pain, so even if some character’s are difficult, he tries to be as patient as possible (not he say that some of them DONT get on his nerves lmao). Before he knew it, he became the resident handyman, therapist, AND uncle at NRC haha.

He feels a little troubled at just how tall some of the boys are this campus- he’s 170 cm tall (5’7), which is something he never worried about. However, some…students…making him feel a little awkward craning his head to see eye-to-eye. His hobby is gardening, but whenever he’s too tired after work he sticks to watching movies or just passing out in bed lmao. He’s more a domestic homebody than people expect haha. He had his work cut out for him regarding Ramshackle dorm, but he was eventually able to make a few flowers bloom.

His favorite food is mangoes (bc I like mangos haha) but he enjoys eating many types of food, and is willing to try new dishes- which he mostly does in Scarabia. His least favorite foods tend to involve seafood, as he tends to be unlucky with it (Projection because I once became extremely ill due to seafood lmao. I like shrimp though, ironically enough considering Yuu’s nickname). For now, he is Victor, no last name given. I’m bad at coming up with full names haha. He’s also Hispanic (more projection lmaoo) but it doesn’t seem to matter as much in this world as the fact that he’s a magicless human.

I have a lot more that I want to say regarding how the main game story would go, and his relationship with specific students, but I think I’ll save it for future posts about him haha. But this OC was made primarily with the teachers in mind (*⁰▿⁰*) To ship with, that is haha… with mostly Crowley 💀 I made this OC back in 2021 without really thinking, so I was nice to revamp him and actually think about his role in the story. I never really understood the appeal of MC oc’s, but he really changed my mind! I hope this y’all like him too. Feel free to ask any questions- I’m really new to posting OCs haha. I’m excited to talk more about him in the near future ^_^

TWST!Memes #40

The Ramshackle "Kids" Big brother Yuuken,Middle/Older Sib you and the lil gremlin you gotta stop from dying by his stupidity i still wuv you grimmie

Both Yuuken & Grim judge and cockblock the boys and you's alone time...