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mochinek0 · 5 months

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Daminette December 2023:9-Gremlin

"So there is a list for each of them." Marinette explained, "Allergy information, bedtime schedule, food they avoid, and emergency phone numbers."

"We are the emergency phone numbers." Jason interjected.

Marinette glared at him as Damian put down the duffel bag with the kids clothes and a diaper bag.

"Marinette, everything will be fine." Dick spoke calmly, "You both deserve a night out with out your kids."

"Yeah." Tim stated, "How long was your last date night that didn't involve a diaper change intermission or passing out on the couch?"

Marinette frowned, but Damian placed a kiss on top of her head.

"Angel, don't worry so much. Amaya, Jun, and Malik are in capable hands." Damian stated.

"Aw." Dick cooed.

"If anything happens to our children, I'll kill them in their sleep." Damian declared.

Jason sighed, "You both are making such a big deal about this! You are leaving them in Wayne Manor, one of the safest places in Gotham. We take care of a whole city; we can take care of our nieces and nephew. You're only going to be gone three hours max, depending on traffic and resturant service. You're not even leaving Gotham!"

"Jason's right." Tim explained, "Look, there's three of them and three of us. We can conquer and divide this. If you two can do it, us three can, too."

Marinette sighed, "Fine. Have fun."

Once they got into the car, Damian turned to her.

"You think they will call us?" He questioned.

Mari smiled, "No. They would have to put their pride aside for that. I'm sure they will do everything wrong."

Damian chuckled, "Well, Habibiti, let's go and enjoy our dinner."

"Man, it's like she doesn't trust us!" Jason complained.

"To be fair," Tim interjected, "we have never watched them by ourselves. Damian and Marinette are usually in the same room with us when we spend time with them."

Dick looked over Amaya, Jun, and Malik. They looked so different, but appeared so angelic. Suffice to say the Waynes freaked out when Amaya was born was an understatement. Amaya looked just like Talia, but Tom also had brown hair and green eyes, so he took the credit for his granddaughter having his appearance with Damian's skin tone. Jun looked just like Damian and Malik looked just like his mother. Dick's only worry was Malik. Malik was still only a years old. Amaya was six and was already in the first grade and Jun was in preschool, but he was sure that Amaya and Jun could help with tiny things.

"I'll take care of Malik." Dick offered, "Divide and conquer, just like you said."

"Have you read these lists?" Jason laughed, "Don't let Jun eat after 7PM and her bedtime is 7:30PM. Don't get Malik wet; not even a drop. Don't expect him to sleep when the others go to bed. Amaya's says to supervise when she color and her bed time is at 8PM."

"No water?" Dick questioned.

"Not to spill water on him." Tim sighed, "Just be careful when you bottle feed him. At least there's no bath time on there. I'll watch Jun and Jason can watch Amaya. He can read and she can color. Simple."

Damian and Marinette entered Wayne Manor to find the living room in chaos. It was 10PM and all three of their kids were still awake.

"What is going on here?" Marinette shouted.

Everyone froze.

"Maman! Baba!" Amaya and Jun shouted, running up to their parents.

Damian glared at his older brothers, "Why aren't they asleep? Marinette gave you specific instructions."

"Why is Malik wearing different socks and different clothes?" Marinette questioned.

"He spilled a drop, a drop, of water on his sock!" Dick complained, "He freaked out and wouldn't stop crying until I changed him. By that point, he was thirsty and then he spilled on his shirt. I changed him immiediately after that."

"That's why I said not to get water on him." Marinette sighed.

"I can see Amaya wasn't supervised." Damian declared, "I wonder how Father will feel about his new colorful mural at hip height."

"Blame Jason!" Tim cried out, "He was suppose to watch her, but he got too wrapped up in his book."

"Why aren't you asleep, Amaya?" Marinette asked their eldest daughter.

"Not comfy." she pouted.

Jason sighed, "She kept saying how the couch wasn't as comfy as her bed."

"Why didn't you let her sleep in your bed?" Damian growled.

"You want me to leave my neice in my room?" Jason shouted, "You know what I keep in there!"

Damian rubbed his forehead in frustration. He spotted Jun running laps around the living room.

"And Jun?" he questioned.

"Tim helped me with Malik when he was flailing around and I was trying to change him." the eldest Wayne admitted.

"And?" Mari snarled.

"We thought it would be okay to leave them alone for a moment." Tim whispered, "Amaya and Jun were watching a movie."

"What happned?" Damian demanded.

"She snuck into the kitchen and ate four cookies." Tim answered, "She's been burning off the sugar ever since."

"Sorry." the Wayne boys declared.

"Amaya, Jun." Mari called out, "I want all of your things put away in the bag, "Damian make sure everything is in there. I'm going to get Malik in his car seat and meet you outside. Both of you are going to bed when we get home. Jun, no cookies for you for a week."

Jun stomped her foot and began to pick up her toys in a sour mood.

"A week?" Dick whined, "It was a mistake that we made."

"No, Richard." Mari declared, "Jun knew she wasn't suppose to have any cookies before we got here. I spoke to her about it before we left."

Mari walked out the front door with Malik in her arms. Amaya and Jun made quick work of their belongings. Amaya waved to her uncles as she yawned and walked out the door. Damian held his second daughter's hand and the duffel bag. Jun sadly waved and walked out the door, pouting.

"Those three are gremlins." Jason stated.

"Sweet like their mother and a Hellraiser like their father?" Tim answered.

"Nope." Jason replied, "Like actual Gremlins, like the movie. Don't get them wet. Don't feed them after dark."

"It was don't get them wet, avoid bright lights, and don't feed them after midnight." Dick rebutted, "Those three love the park. Damian and Marinette take them all the time with Titus."

"And the other two?" Tim questioned.

"We should have listened to Marinette rules." Dick answered.

The three sighed.

Damian and Marinette smiled as their kids slept in the back of their car.

"You were right, Habibiti." Damian spoke, "They are asleep and likely my brothers' will be trying to get back in our favor. How about we go out for dinner same time next month?"

Marinette giggled, "I'd love too."

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quinneleanor · 2 months

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Is anyone else super "normal" irl? 9-5. Kids. Husband. Straight laced and a productive member of society? Like, just because I like something doesn't make me a degenerate or a freak. LeAvE mE ALoNE. This ship hurts no one.

It's fantasy. Calm down and have a cookie. 🍪

#supernatural #Wincest #I'm not weird I swear #married with kids #Irl #And you're calling me a degenerate?#I pay my bills #Mildly triggered #It's literally fantasy #Wincest thoughts #sam and dean #personal #samdean

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madigan-thompson · 8 months

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The Grayson Family

Dad: Just got home from a mission and collapsed in chair.

Mom: Busy night of being Oracle then settles her two boys in for the night.

Baby: Was fussy until Dad came home.

#my art #digital art #fanfic art #dc fanart #dick grayson #batfam #cute couple #barbara gordon #johnny grayson #cute family #superhero husband #superhero wife #married couple #married life #married with kids #babs gordon #oracle

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theivesofhearts · 9 months

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these two send my brain (and heart) into critical condition every 3-5 business days

#married with kids #love to see it #boy meets world #shawn and angela #shawngela #bmw #shawn hunter #angela moore

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nymph-o-faerie · 4 months

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cemeterything · 5 months

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are we still doing this because i have a late submission

#🐉#this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all #'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope #because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids #ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance #and thoughtful handling they deserve #but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children #and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be #i lit up like a fucking christmas tree

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bookiezzz · 5 months

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i want a pug for christmasss pleaaaasee illlove you forever<33

#i need one #i ask every year #and #NOTHING #get me a pug and i will kiss you on lips with tongue #married with kids

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fan-of-fans-iggy · 9 months

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Watching the first Transformers movie from 2007 with my kids. And as I watch them all choose different vehicles I lean over to my partner and whisper, so is this how “Cars” came to be, or was their planet “Cars” and they came here?

#transformers #cars movie #transformers movie #2007 #momlife #married with kids #life with adhd #neurospicy

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reinbouxsworld · 4 months

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first encounters

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maalidoesart · 6 months

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traveling companions

#I STILL CANNPT GET OVER THE FACT THAT THEY CASUALLY DECIDED TO TRAVEL MIDDLEWARTH TOGETHER INSTEAD OF JUST SETTLING DOWN SEPERATLY #is it gay to travel with ur buddy instead of marrying and having kids huh?#gigolas #gimli #legolas #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr fanart #lord of the rings fanart #art #drawing #fanart #digital art #gigolas fanart #legolas greenleaf

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umthisistheonlyusernamenottaken · 28 days

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Something deeply Freudian tells me that if Aegon had come out looking like that (i.e. looking like Alicent photocopied herself) the entire dance would have been avoided because Rhaenyra would have agreed to marry him SO fast.

#rhaenicent #i see you #i know what you are #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #aegon ii targaryen #if i cant have you ill marry ur kid lol

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ditzybat · 1 month

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j’onn, who’s been watching one too many sitcoms with m’gann, seeing bruce and clark exhibit mannerisms similar to that of on screen couples: ah yes, they are married.

#j’onn: i will be happy to provide babysitting services for any future date nights you and clark may have #bruce: date nights…?#j’onn: yes it is important for married couples to get away from the kids every once and a while #dc #bruce wayne #clark kent #j’onn j’onzz #batman #superman #martian manhunter #superbat

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beautifullychaoticworld-blog · 1 year

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Everyone from peers is getting married and having babies and this was not really what I wanted to do... especially in my 20s... I actually got a couple of marriage proposals when I was 24 by some desperate and lonely men and it scared the shit out of me...

I didn’t want to get married and get pregnant right now... if you know what I mean... just don’t feel mentally and physically stable enough for something like this...

I do want a partner, someone to spend my time, go out with and have fun with before we actually decide to marry and have a kid and it seems sooo rushed when I look at others on Facebook... when I look at what they post there it seems like she just met him from nowhere, married him in a hurry (some even without an engagement) and got pregnant immediately after marrying. I really don’t wanna be a mom right now... there is literally nothing fun in this. I definitely don’t feel mature enough for kids...

Just the look on these women’s faces on the pictures they posted after they gave birth says it all... they looked like they went through hell... : / I don’t wanna give birth...

#marriage #married with kids #girl #single

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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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Alastor: You know, when I was alive people would always tell me I should find a woman and have kids.

Angel: Ouch, I feel you there Smiles. You’d ever find a way to get them to stop?

Alastor: Well-

Angel: Beyond murder.

Alastor:

Alastor: Well, they usually stopped asking me to have kids once I started talking about a plan I had if I were to be cursed with children.

Angel, scared: …what?

Alastor: Step one, have children.

Alastor: Step two, hide babies all around the house.

Alastor: Step three, when my kid asks "Where do babies come from?" Respond with "Where DON'T babies come from?" and pull one out of a cabinet.

Angel:

Angel: Holy shit I might have to use that if my family comes around asking.

Husk: You’re dead. You can’t have kids.

Angel: Try telling my nonna that.

#aroace man and gay man from early 1900s bonding over expectation to marry and have kids #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #alastor #husker hazbin hotel #aroace alastor

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pawnn000 · 2 months

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Based on that picture on twitter of that beautiful Princess cadence doll and Shining Armor

#YAYAYAYAYA #just married #LMAOOOOOOOO #self insert #self indulgent #dca fandom #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #✦pawn's art #daycare attendent #eclipse #moon dca #sundrop #moondrop #moondrop x reader #sundrop x reader #Fun fact: The reason why Eclipse's skirt/dress looks like that is because he had the kids color it lol #so the children are included :33

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cemeterything · 4 months

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btw if you're going to go down the route of "everyone lives happily ever after, by which i mean gets married and settles down and plenty of kids" at the end of your story then the ONLY right way to do it is to give the villain character a kid as well and have these descendants meet and become best friends before the sins of their fathers inevitably come back to haunt them and turn their innocent childhood friendship into a nightmare psychosexual rivalry in which people are killed

#🐉#i still dont care for 'lets get married and have kids' endings but if the kids go on to repeat the cycle? that fucks

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