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😭 their friendship has my heart sometimes 💕
#justice league#jla#justice leaguers#wonder woman#diana prince#clark kent#bruce wayne#batman#superman#dc comics#wonder woman 2023
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More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:
Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep
Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet
Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out
After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.
Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.
#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat#Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong#There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet#“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money#identity shenanigans#watchtower shenanigans#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Barry Allen#Superbat#Clark Kent#Superman#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman headcanon#jla#justice league headcanon
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You ever think about how often Bruce goes to introduce a vigilante/anti-hero/ex or current villain to the League and ends up revealing too much about his taste in partners?
He's like, this is Ghostmaker/Catwoman/insert love interests here, they occasionally do bad things. But currently they're on an upswing so we're trying out not doing the bad things.
And someone *cough*Hal*cough* goes to make an exes joke and the uncomfortable silence is far more telling than literally any information the Bat has ever offered up in a meeting.
Hal: Oh, he does crime sometimes? Does he occasionally do you too?
Bruce:.....
Minhkhoa: Cackling, in tears behind the mask
Hal: is this why you turned me down? Is it the lack of crime? I CAN change that you know
#he cant introduce anyone to the league#i promise im not bullying hal#just of the OG leaguers I knew#hes the one that feels right for that joke#dc#bruce wayne#batfamily#justice league#minhkhoa khan#batman#hal jordan#ghostmaker#green lantern#ghostbat#batlantern#kind of#hal wants there to be at least
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Okay this one might be niche but. Y’all know how sometimes your friend will have a family member they only refer to by their title? Like, “Pop” or “Auntie” No Name? And if you spend a lot of time with this friend then you end up also calling this family member Nona or whatever even though you’re not related?
I headcanon that Clark exclusively refers to his parents as Ma and Pa and literally never tells anyone their names. And Ma and Pa only ever introduce themselves as Ma and Pa. Then by the time someone thinks to ask what Clark’s Ma and Pa’s names are it’s been like half a year and it’s WAY too late to ask for something like that. Like they respond to “Mrs./Mr. Kent”, sure, but also they have the entire league calling them Ma and Pa and they LOVE it. They’ve adopted the entire league via Clark and are delighted by this. It never registers for Clark that all of his coworkers call his parents Ma and Pa too because to him that’s just their names like of course that’s what people call them. Meanwhile every single leaguer with dead parents (most if not all) has a mini breakdown when they realize they’re calling these random midwesterners Ma and Pa. They’re not mad about it! Just confused as to how this happened without anyone noticing
#mads posts#justice league#dc#Superman#Clark kent#ma kent#Pa kent#Martha Kent#jonathan kent#post inspired by me calling my neighbors grandma ‘Grammy’ literally my entire childhood#because I didn’t know her name#and that’s what everyone called her#like even my parents called her Grammy that’s just her name#also leaguers who don’t know Superman’s secret identity are SO confused whenever ma and pa are brought up in convo#like didn’t his planet explode arent his parents dead?#why is Batman talking about some couple named Ma and Pa? he’s from jersey im pretty sure they don’t call their parents that in New Jersey???#etc
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Do not Disturb, Or ELSE
Inspired by this interestingly humorous post
Danny as the living/unliving embodiment of the "don't wake the sleeper" trope.
While this works with just regular ole Danny, I've decided to throw in both Ghost King Phantom and Constantine and Zatanna as his bio parents.
As Amity's sole major hero, a struggling high-schooler, and last but not least the Fenton's and GIW's biggest sought after prize capture Danny's already dealing with a colossal amount of pressure and rarely has the time to get the proper shut eye.
Throw in his fairly new status as ghost king, and you end up with a massively stressed and cranky sleep deprived teenager that oftentimes reacts rather violently if you dare to wake him prematurely.
Constantine and Zatanna know this all too well, having gotten a front row seat to the mayor getting viciously maimed by this scrawny boy(?) after being abruptly aroused from his nap while looking into the excess death energy surrounding Amity. Which is why after finding out this powerful yet somehow familiar entity was both the usurper of Pariah Dark's throne and their long lost son they agreed to keep it all hush hush. No need to risk a possible bad first impression with the Justice League as well as further hinder their kid's chances of getting more sleep after all.
All is reasonably well until Con and Z fail to stop the newest in a string of cult gatherings attempts to summon the ghost king and have no choice but to get the rest of the JL involved. Suffice to say, their hands are quite full trying to convince the League that the child they just witnessed not only transform into an eldritch abomination then literally maul every last one of the cultists in anger and frustration over being rudely awakened, but also take seemingly forever for them to calm down isn't a ginormous threat that must be closely monitored.
It certainly doesn't help matters when Danny threatens to remove a vital organ from the next person that wakes him up before cuddling up to his mom and dad and going back to sleep.
#danny phantom#dc#justice league#justice league dark#dpxdc#danny fenton/phantom#zatanna#john constantine#zatanna and constantine are danny's biologic parents#ghost king/prince danny#danny is a sleep deprived baby#that will hurt you very badly if you get in the way of his beauty sleep#those that weren't there for the cultist bloodbath usually don't believe con and z when they warn that it's dangerous to wake danny#they quickly learn their lesson after trying their luck#it's gotten to the point some less mature leaguers will either dare each other to disturb his rest or try to use him as a secret weapon#the key to calming him once he's worked up is to throw a blanket over him then talk him down with promises of comfy beds and warm milk
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I keep randomly think about this:
Imagine Batman revealing his identity to the league. He does it extremely nonchalant, the leaguers briefly wonder if he just forgot they were there for a moment.
Everyone takes the news relatively normal, and it's not that big of a deal. All just happy that Batman has officially trusted them 100%. No one really calls him Bruce though, especially not when he's in costume.
Thing is, they are constantly forgetting.
Not in the sense that Bruce Wayne is Batman. But that Batman is Bruce Wayne.
Every time Bruce unmasks in the safety of their shared space, they just get reminded of the fact.
The fact that Batman is so pretty.
The hero that strikes fear in the hearts of many criminals. The vigilante that has gone up against extreme foes. A man with no special powers aside from his mind. The world's greatest detective is a pretty playboy.
And sometimes, just sometimes, some of the heroes hit a buffering stage when Bruce does it in the middle of a conversation.
Maybe, just maybe, Bruce realizes it. Might just use it to his advantage while the effect is still there.
#dc batman#dcu#dcau#batman#justice league#superman#the flash#green lantern#clark kent#barry allen#hal jordon#bruce wayne#JL shenanigans#The leaguers just have a hard time connecting the man that scares them with the man that just got caught accidently stealing someones car#Bruce Wayne- airhead playboy billionaire#Batman- terrifying maybe not human#Their brains just can't connect the two#pretty boy brucie
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#rahhh...#shippu iron leaguer#iron leaguer#shitpost#leaguer stuff again#baurspeak#mach windy#topjoy#gold arm#magnum ace#Silver Gallant#Silver Frontier#Silver Justice#fighter arrow
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i was listening to the car radio and Padam Padam by Kylie Minogue was playing. My superbat adled thoughts sparked the powerful imagery of Clark singing this next to a stone faced Bruce who's just thinking "why is he so hot?" as his heart beats wildly. Sometimes inspiration truly strikes when you need it most.
#i blame the increase of superbat ive been reading/ looking at#i cant begin to describe what my brain thought up#it was like the music video with the justice league during the fany trashyard scene where everyones in red#and that fits cuz i like to imagine bruce also has a crush on alot of leaguers#superbat
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Can we talk about Jess Chambers and them having the fucking coolest flash suit ever
They literally have the best design in the whole flash family (fight me) but they themselves just have like the best fashion sense theres a bit from their pride story 2 years ago when they're trying on outfits and each one of them is just so good looking so I'm not surprised their flash outfit is also amazing
#ask#anon#im specifically talkinh about their adult version of the flash outfit tho#their teen costume is about average flash#i just#jess is one of those characters i could just look at all day#theyre so pretty#but thats was a theme with all the future justice leaguers#at least to me#like jo as well#stunning#jace foxs batman#beautiful#they all just said#they all just said fashion
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to arrive
llegar
We are waiting for the arrival of the members of the league. Yes, we’re awaiting the leaguers.
If you know French: think of arriving at ‘the station’: la gare.
The train arrived at the station at eleven.
El tren llegó a la estación a las once.
Picture by Pat Loika on Flickr
#arrive#to arrive#llegar#gare#la gare#french#station#league#leaguers#justice league#jla#spanish#vocabulary#vocab#español#hint#mem#mnemonic#wotd#word of the day
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to be fair to Alfred Bruce professes himself as a horrible monster on the regular even when he's just a normal human so who can blame him for being unable to tell if this time it's true or if it's just Bruce being Bruce again
This was definitely a patented Dramatic Bruce Moment. But also Alfred is willing to overlook basically any of Bruce's flaws, so really it's not surprising that he was down to accept vampirism.
In retrospect, it's kind of humorously tragic how resolutely unwilling Bruce was to extend Alfred the same courtesy in DC VS. Vampires.
#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#vampire batman#he's SO casual about it too. honestly brutal#you know that if bruce had been the first justice leaguer converted instead of hal#alfred would have been ride or die for an undead bloodsucking bruce without question#the fact that bruce said this as a response to alfred trying to prove his loyalty by drinking holy water#because he thought bruce didn't test him because he trusted him#is just even more painful. 'oh. how... thoughtful.'#anyway the 1st panel is from crimson mist#the 2nd and 3rd are from batman/catwoman no. 9#the 4th is from detective comics annual 2020 (which took me forever to remember so i could actually screenshot the panel stuck in my head)#and the 5th is from dc vs. vampires no. 2#can't believe it took me this long to answer an ask from father's day. i love answering asks but boy do i overthink my responses
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Idk about you guys but I'm tired of things being named justice league and its just Bats, superman and wonder woman with the occasional flash, aquaman and maybe cyborg.
You'll be lucky if they even remember any of the green Lanterns.
Whenever they make games or movies they fail to grasp the actual influence and power the league has it's never just been 3 guys in a room doing whatever tf they want it's a community of super heroes.
#I'm actually just pissed they didn't put Captain Marvel in it#They always forget the actual leaguers#Like plastic man#Man Where's Hawk Woman#MARTIAN MANHUNTER#I'M TIRED OF OF THOSE TRIPLETS PLEASE#dc dcomics#dc heroes#justice league
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Keep seeing complaints that Superman Legacy cast is too bloated (despite currently being smaller than Man of Steel's), but if Guardians of the Galaxy and The Suicide Squad proved anything it is that Gunn is adept at effectively managing an ensemble. At the same time, we shouldn't just assume that every character announced is going to have a massive role in the film.
#superman#superman legacy#james gunn#guardians of the galaxy#the suicide squad#dc comics#dcu#the issue with something like bvs wasn't simply that there were too many characters#it was that most just weren't at all relevant to the story of the movie#all the justice league set up is extraneous#so is wonder woman#her role in the movie is to watch some clips of the other leaguers and then join the last fight#she has no role in the actual story that is going on between clark and bruce#really the finale should've just been them working together to stop a power suit wearing lex#no doomsday#no death of superman#you don't need all that#it just overcomplicates and already complicated narrative
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I feel like this might be another hot take, but the Martian Manhunter is one of the most underrated Justice League members, and I wish they used him more
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Every other month or so the Justice League has a week long Mario Kart tournament. Everyone plays, even Batman. It was J'onn's idea.
#he's a gamer who loves driving. this is comic canon. no i don't take criticism.#yes they have to keep a lot of extra controllers bc they get broken often#team bonding! until somebody breaks out the blue shell#it's elimination bracket style. there's a betting pool. i think Ollie would run it bc he thinks it's funny#listen okay i think about my two favorite things being put together all the time#i still haven't decided mains for all the og seven yet but it's fun to think about#drop me your hcs for who Leaguers main in Mario Kart i wanna see who shares my braincell 👉👈#ratkingrambles#justice league#mario kart#'why would the empathetic telepath suggest the game that makes everyone want to kill each other'#aside from self indulgence? look me in the eye and tell me J'onn doesn't get a kick out of stirring up some drama sometimes#he doesn't care for human bullshit but he is absolutely getting out the popcorn when teammates go a few rounds#mr 'yeah i sent your ex and your gf on a mission together and no i don't care that you're salty John this is entertainment'#iconic of him
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Kinktober master list ideas
Kinktober 2022
Ideally I want all of this happening to Bruce from a brainwashed JL. They get turned evil and they take their frustration about Mr perfect always right or cutting remarks out on Bruce.
Please send ideas on who should which one to Bruce. I take requests.
Prompts in order.
Masturbation | Breathplay | Body Modification
Daddy & Mommy | Fucking Machine | Rimming
Fisting | Stuck in wall | Sweat
Double penetration in one hole | Sex Toys | Spanking
Macro/Micro | Heartbeat | Gags
Panties & Lingerie | Chastity | Stripping
Incest | Buttjob | Lactation
NTR | Waxplay | Pegging
Deepthroating & Facesitting | Praise Kink | Costumes
Tickling | Forced Fem | Pregnancy
Feet | Oviposition | Orgasm Denial
Humiliation | Frottage | Sensory Deprivation
Breeding | Olfactophilia | Public
Armpit | Role reversal | Stockings
Omorashi | Roleplay | Human Furniture
Free Use | Scat | Dacryphilia
Menophilia | Intercrural Sex | Sadomasochism
Glory Hole | Shotgunning | Somnophilia
Inflation | Collaring | Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Double penetration in two holes | Overstimulation | Edgeplay
Size Difference | Crossdressing | Body Worship
Emeto | Bondage | Temperature Play
Cockbulge | Hate Sex | Deepthroating & Facesitting
Three or moresome | Bukkake | Gore
Mirror Sex | Collaring | Uniform
Non or dubcon | Petplay | Leather & Latex
Watersports | Foodplay | Prostitution
Grooming* | Cloning & Selfcest | Tentacles
Bootworship | Mind Control | Medical Play
Master & Slave | Teratophilia | Titfucking
Combination of any of the above, or free day
*To prevent any questions, grooming can either be taken in the manipulation way or in the hygienic way
#batman#superbat#bruce wayne#kinktober2022#fan fiction#justice league#any leaguer is welcome to rail him
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