being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye
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yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial. yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her. 🗡️❤️
@lgbtqcreators creator bingo 💖 blending.
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if the council don’t fix the sinkhole near me i’ll spray paint a massive cock and balls over it
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oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.
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Logan Lerman
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Back to the Future (1985) dir. Robert Zemeckis
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i’m not going to start calling tiktokkers “creators” like what are they creating? new insecurities for women? the worst takes you’ve ever heard in your life?
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kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset... those were the days
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I love British mystery shows set in beautiful peaceful quaint idyllic towns full of simple happy folk who are constantly murdering the shit out of each other.
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they will be releasing videos a month early on their site but otherwise it will be put on youtube for free (link)
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@staff someone has hacked @ far-shores account and is currently operating in there. Please be advised this is not them.
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