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ir0npvrker · 3 months
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tony: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said
steve: and for punching me in the face?
tony: no, you definitely deserved that
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sunnysideprincess · 10 months
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Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?
Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.
Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.
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imaginestevetony · 3 months
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Tony: I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart. Steve: You did that when you signed. Tony: Alright we're done. You're gonna come with us, now! Because it's us! Because I'm pregnant! Steve: What? Everyone: What??? Spider-Man: Oh wow! Congratulations Mr. Iron Man, sir! Rhodey: So that's why you've been extra moody. - The End of Civil War -
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naferty · 6 months
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A Love Language
Sam: Fuck you, Bucky
Bucky: I'd kill for you, Sam
Steve: Can't you both say I love you like normal people?
Steve: Please?
Tony: I'd sacrifice myself for you, Steve
Steve:
Steve: I'd die for you, Tony
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mrcreative8899 · 1 year
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Tony: Tie me up and do whatever you want with me...
Steve: I thought you’d never ask...
Steve: *ties Tony up and makes Tony sleep on schedule*
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frankthesnek · 6 months
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Steve: *walking around the tower in gray sweatpants*
Natasha: oh 😳
Tony: Mmmmm gray sweatpants season 😏
Steve: *is confused*
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mojiitoos · 8 months
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*Tony enters in the room in anger*
Tony to Clint : “FUCK YOU!”
Tony to Natasha : “FUCK YOU!”
Tony to Thor : “FUCK YOU!”
Tony to Wanda : “FUCK YOU!”
Tony to Bruce : “FUCK YOU!”
Tony to Bucky : “FUCK YOU!”
Tony to Sam : “FUCK YOU!”
Tony to Steve : "FUCK ME!”
Steve : "yayyy! :))”
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soliloquent-stark · 8 months
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incorrect marvel quotes 2/?
robert downey jr and chris evans in avengers: endgame (2019)
quote source: the social network
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aroaceeternalbeing · 7 months
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Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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gotlostonmywayhome · 9 months
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I feel like this is a conversation they had a lot when the team would make them sit up front on their own.
Created for @stevetonygames Team Future - Consequences as well as the Way Back Challenge doing the Incorrect Quotes Challenge from 2022
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ir0npvrker · 1 year
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tony: if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box
steve: that’s just a trash can
tony: and your point is
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sunnysideprincess · 5 months
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Natasha: Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Tony: What?
Steve: What?
Natasha: What?
Steve: Who did you originally want to hook up with?
Tony: Okay, fine. But please don't be upset. Okay? I was really depressed. And really drunk. I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. So when I went to your room that night... I was actually looking for Bucky.
Bucky: Yeah, baby!
Steve: *glares*
Bucky: No, baby.
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xxtgtgt · 1 year
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naferty · 2 months
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Steve: Oh my, look at the time. We're late
Tony: Steve, your schedule just has 'sex' written for every hour
Steve: Yeah, and we're late
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platonic-tony-stark · 2 years
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Y/n: is it possible that Tony doesn't like you?
Steve: why do you think?
Y/n: you are in the hospital and in over a month he is in a good mood
Steve: suspicious, right?
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