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mythos-soup · 4 months

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Ares: change is inedible.

Mars: I think you mean "inevitable"...

Ares: Nope. *spits out a bunch of pennies*

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godsofhumanity · 8 months

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Ares: He was really mad at me. Mars: It's okay, Ares, fathers do that sometimes. Ares: They normally send your half-sister to kill you in battle and tell you that you are entirely replaceable and the only reason why I haven't been replaced yet is because we're related by blood? Mars: Mars: By Jove, no, they don't.

#MARS AND ARES BROTP FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER #ares #mars #brotp #greek x roman #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #roman gods #roman mythology #incorrect roman gods #incorrect roman mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

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mytholots · 5 months

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Ares: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Tyr: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Athena: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Neit: What was the color called before then?

Bellona: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

#Mod D #athena #neit #bellona #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect roman mythology #incorrect roman gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect celtic mythology #incorrect celtic gods #ares #tyr

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van-dalism · 1 year

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something stupid i couldn't stop thinking about when i saw this image

PSA brought to you by Mars and Ares <3

#january 12 2023 #mars #ares #roman gods #roman mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #mythology #mythology art #mythology memes #my art #art #incorrect greek gods #incorrect roman gods #incorrect mythology

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blazethecheeto · 24 days

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Things Sanders Sides Absolutely Have Said Pt. 3

Remus: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog"!

Virgil: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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Roman: What starts with F and ends with Uck?

Logan: No it doesn't.

Patton: Firetruck!

Virgil: FUCK!

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Roman: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Patton: Uhh, cut each chair in half to make six!

Remus: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Logan: ...Get two more chairs.

Virgil: I would never be near children.

Janus: Get rid of two kids.

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Janus: What is wrong with you?

Virgil: Many, many things...

Virgil: And most of them are your fucking fault.

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Patton: THAT'S THE LONGEST WORM I'VE EVER SEEN!

Logan: Patton, that's a snake.

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Virgil: If I fall…

Roman: I’ll be there to catch you.

Patton: *looks at Janus* What if I fall?

Janus: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Remus: *watches these interactions*

Remus, to Logan: And if I fall?

Logan: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Janus, in SvS: You are a solid 11/10.

Roman: Aw, thank-

Janus, under his breath: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.

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*WTIT*

Logan: You have Crayons?

Thomas: Yes, I have—

Logan: You're— how old are you?

Thomas: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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gotstabbedbyapen · 11 days

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Yo can we talk about that time Persephone snatched someone to the Underworld because she stopped worshipping Artemis?

Artemis: There's a woman who stopped worshipping me, so I shoot her but let her live.

Persephone, who just dragged said woman to the Underworld: Don't worry bestie, I took care of the rest for you.

#persephone #artemis #greek mythology #well more like Roman mythology cuz they use Roman names #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek goddesses #greek deities #the sister trio #gotta love your sis

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loganslowdown4 · 2 months

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*right after Redux*

Remus: Boo!

Janus: Remus, darling, if you’re trying to make me scream, you’ll have to try a little harder than that. *chuckles*

Remus: Alright Double D— *pokes a finger in Janus’ eye as hard as he can*

Janus: *screams*

Remus: You’re right Janny, I AM the evil twin. But NO ONE messes with my brother except me, bitch!

#we stan a protective twin brother #if he’s the evil twin then by god he’s going to act like it #cw violence #cw swearing #thomas sanders #sanders sides #roman sanders #ts roman #incorrect sanders sides #Remus sanders #Janus sanders #creativitwins #Demus

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sodamnbored · 27 days

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Octavian, narrowing his eyes: What, you think just because you’re bootlicious you can do whatever you want?

Percy, in neon shutter shades, slurping through his straw: Yeah, pretty much.

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 4 months

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Long time I know. I first offer a Merry Christmas for you and my family. But the Valhalla DLC for Ragnarök just dropped (Super wonderful), and I been thinking about how the old God of War in Egypt ideas would work with it. In Egyptian Mythology you have the 42 Negative Confessions and it 42 Judges of Maat. It's not about perfection, but to keep trying to outweight your bad deeds with good ones, to bring more balance than chaos to the world.

Alright so, in the God of War in Egypt AU, we've gotta trim the 42 down a bit, so we're grouping it into six groups of seven. Each group of seven represent a level to clear, with the final one at the end.

So the story is, after the final boss of the second game, Apophis, Osiris invites Kratos to the Underworld for "a great matter", and tells him someone wants to talk to him. Basically, Kratos has to traverse the 42 Confessors/Judges of Ma'at with Nephthys, facing one of his sins as a boss at the end of each level.

The 42, again, in groups of seven, you're not facing all of them at once, act as witnesses, watching him go through it, and talking to him at the end of it.

The bosses are all from the previous God of War games, particularly the ones Kratos feels kinda bad about.

Also, you get the Blade of Olympus at the beginning of the DLC, and it gains power with every boss you defeat.

First boss is Helios, good solid start to the story.

Second is the Princess of Posiedon, who sort of uses Posiedon's powers from GoW3. This ends with Kratos apologizing to her and her soul finding rest.

Third is Hera, who points out he could have shown her mercy but chose not to.

Fourth is Hercules, this one is lighter than the others, since Herc isn't really salty about losing, and Hercules passes on on good terms.

Fifth is Hephaestus, who is angry at the world more than Kratos himself.

The Sixth boss is Ares himself. the man who started it all. This is a knock down drag out fight... and it leads you into the REAL final boss.

See, once you've defeated Ares, you're led into the Heart Weighing Chamber where Anubis has begun his tenure as Guardian of the Dead, and under your son's gaze you fight the real Final Boss of the Ma'at DLC.

The final boss is Mars, the Roman God of War, the inheritor of both Kratos and Ares' legends. A more grim and noble God of War.

The fight ends in a draw, and Mars leaves, having put the ghosts of old to rest and returns to the fledgling Rome, to tak eup his post as the God of War.

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quackkaz · 1 year

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Logan : I swear to god, I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Patton, Roman, Thomas and Remus : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

BONUS!!

Virgil : Oh lord..

Janus : You called?

#I feel like Janus has a god complex tbh #THE GANG’S ALL HERE #incorrect quote #janus sanders #thomas sanders #remus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #sanders sides #virgil sanders #sanders sides incorrect quotes

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lord-of-the-withered-roses · 1 year

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Do greek gods workout or do they just pop out fucking ripped?

I’ve came to the conclusion that the Greek Gods pop out ripped because Eye of the Tiger didn’t exist back then so people didn’t know how to make epic workout scenes.

#incorrect greek gods #greek mythology #greek myth memes #roman mythology #shitpost #my thoughts #like what #just saying #questions #greek myth joke #apollo #ares x aphrodite #zeus #percy jackon and the olympians #ares pjo #greek heroes

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brother-emperors · 1 year

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same energy

Crassus, The First Tycoon, Peter Stothard / Crassus, Plutarch (trans. Warner) / Cic. ad Brut. 1.16 / The Romans in their Decadence, Thomas Couture

#marcus junius brutus #marcus licinius crassus #comparatives tag #people keep putting caesar apologism on my ides of march posts and im so fucking annoyed by it like oh my god. shut up.#it makes doing the last generation of the roman republic absolutely intolerable for about 3-4 months after the ides 🙃#because everything these people say! is fundamentally incorrect!!!! like are you. a fucking early modern catholic. go AWAY #pour one out for my backlog of brutus-cassius comics. but also raise a glass to the comparatives posts that are getting #made with crassus like hello. HELLO. time is a flat circle. everyone's choking on the rot of rome!!!#the inescapable corpse of the city you live in!!!!#anyway crassus was very funny for this. brutus also

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godsofhumanity · 2 years

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Ares: My keys fell down the drain again, and my fingers are too titanically muscular to fit through the little metal stripes and rip them out. Mars: Well, maybe we can punch the concrete around it into dust and loosen the bars. Freyja, watching from the side: Himbo convention.

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spahhzy · 8 months

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Roman: Simply amazing, Jaune!

Jaune: Roman.

Roman: You really do remember me this time? I'm SO FLATTERED!

Pulls out Melodic Cudgel and points it at Jaune.

Roman: But you're TOO LATE!!

#jaune arc #roman torchwick #oh god #incorrect quotes #kh2

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inannaincarnate · 9 months

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Manwhore maenad manslaughter

(Also called bacchuscore)

#tagamemnon #museums #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek gods #ancient greece #ancient greek #ancient rome #roman empire #rick riordan #roman mythology #classics memes #mythology and folklore #classical mythology #incorrect mythology #pjo hoo toa #pjo memes #percy jackson

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15pantheons · 1 year

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Remus: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Romulus: What's that? Remus: Remorse code. Romulus: I'm even angrier now.

#mythology #roman mythology #roman gods #romulus #remus #siblings #twins #brothers #incorrect quotes #source: perchance generator

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