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godsofhumanity · 7 months

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Odin: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Frigg: Loki uses that line as a skipping rope.

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mytholots · 4 months

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Ares: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Tyr: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Athena: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Neit: What was the color called before then?

Bellona: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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mythos-soup · 3 months

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Loki: *running into the room* Sigyn just said she doesn't love me anymore!

Odin: What?!

Sigyn: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across yggdrasil just so you can punch Baldr in the face.

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ghostwithwings · 6 months

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When you read about Hermod the Norse Messenger, loyal to Odin, knowing about Hermes the Greek Messenger, loyal to Zeus, and suddenly you realize the same motherf*cker (affectionately 😊) worked for two Gods and fooled them all the time.

#JOKING OF COURSE #but still #greek mythology #greek gods #hermes #norse mythology #hermod #norse gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect norse mythology

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salvepersone · 5 months

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iamdefinitelyaperson · 16 days

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Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

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maddness-and-myths · 1 year

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Cop: sit on that chair, this is an interrogation

Sigyn, whispering: deny everything

Loki confidently: that isn’t a chair

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lokeanheart · 9 months

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Loki: imma be real with you guys!

Something that just don’t sit right with me is the word “authority” for some reason it has Thors name in it

And I don’t like that very fuckin much .

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paradisechid800 · 8 months

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Aphrodite: Wait, so you are a goddess of love and beauty too. Freya: Yeah, I am also a goddess of fertility. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: Uh, I'm also the Goddess of sex. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: ... Freya: I'm also the Goddess of War. Aphrodite: ... Aphrodite: *Pulls out Spear* ME TOO!!!

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mytho-nerd · 9 months

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Loki: would I lie to you?

Thor: yes.

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godsofhumanity · 3 months

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Loki: Why is helping someone bury a body the standard for true friendship? Odin: It's just a saying that you're in it together no matter what. Loki: I'm all for that. I'll hide evidence, bribe people, lie to whoever I need to but I am not digging a hole in the ground. Odin: Why is that the one you won't do? Loki: Too much work. Sounds exhausting.

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mytholots · 4 months

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Apollo: If I fall…

Surya: I’ll be there to catch you.

Lugh: *looks at Sol* What if I fall?

Sol: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Huitzilopochtli: *watches these two interactions*

Huitzilopochtli, to Ra: And if I fall?

Ra: I’ll be the one who pushed you.