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blaze5681 · 2 months

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Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said

Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

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Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Alastor: You're welcome!

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Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Vaggie: The fourth sentence-

Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Cherri *throws a brick through the window*

Cherri: Okay, let’s go.

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Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Vaggie: We have heart?

Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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xdeath-by-poisonx · 2 months

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I probably spent wayyy too much time on this, but 😂😂

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elvencantation · 5 months

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Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

#he’s totally grinning btw #wangxian #wwx #lwj #wei ying #wei wuxian #incorrect cql #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my incorrect quotes #source: twitter: gutterdaughter #though it was cornball not stupid #but on tumblr i saw stupid so here it is #it was a sterek one btw

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7soulstars · 10 months

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My Incorrect Universe #96

*before courting Thranduil*

Me: *trips on the ground*

Thranduil, scoffing and in a mocking tone : haha, how clumsy, could you be any more foolish?

*later when no one is around*

Thranduil : *stomping the ground* who do you think you are?? WHO IN EVER LOVING VALAR DO YOU-

--Few years later--

Thorin: I can’t believe you talked to Thranduil without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat.

Me: I mean, it would be a little weird if he did. We are engaged after all......

Thorin, who thought he had a chance: “....YOU’RE WHAT?!”

Legolas,a rogue Gimli tucked under his arm pit: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Haldir and Lindir, from behind the trees: YOU ARE WHAT ??!

Elrond: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Me: why are YOU shocked?? You watched him propose to me??

Elrond, recalling himself screaming as he witnessed Thranduil get on one knee that day: I'm still recovering from the trauma-

*Legolas still trying to process what I just announced*:

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stars-and-birds · 1 year

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Yoko: you like Wednesday?

Enid: yes. Thoughts?

Yoko: and prayers, girl what

#my incorrect quotes #wednesday incorrect quotes #wenclair incorrect quotes #incorrect wenclair #wenclair #wednesday netflix #eniday

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dizzydizney · 2 months

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Carlos: Guys, I need help Ben: Financial help? Evie: Emotional help? Mal: Help moving a body? *everybody stares at Mal* Mal: ...What?

#descendants #disney descendants #incorrect quotes #incorrect descendants quotes #dcoms #disney channel #carlos de vil #ben descendants #evie grimhilde #mal descendants #mal #ben #my incorrect quotes #my stuff

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hyperfocusthusly · 7 months

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God *carefully giving each Angel a Demonic soul mate*: ah yes, this will surely teach them about overcoming societal expectations, being truly kind to one another irrespective of difference, and that, above all things, there is love

Also God *watching an elevator door close and a Bentley drive away*: FuCk

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imagineitdearies-old · 9 months

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lucerys: this is jace. he is loyal to his family. he is noble and honest and just. he has always been at my side. he is one of the best swordsman in the seven kingdoms and—

aemond: this is aegon, i found him in the trash.

#lucemond #jacegon #it’s been too long since inspiration struck me #my incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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teetkmost123 · 5 months

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Shadow: sometimes, looking at you makes me wish Espio had used lethal poison in his dart

Sonic: aww, that's cute but that would deprive the world of the best hero ever!

Shadow: ... nah, I think Amy would be fine

#sonic the hedgehog #sonadow #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #shadow #amy rose #incorrect quotes #my incorrect quotes #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #that game fucking pained me

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adevilonyourshoulder · 3 months

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Y/N to Sam: Yeah the [queer] club was great I took some pics *takes out phone* honestly I look so good here-- Y/N: Y/N: Wait... Sam, glancing from photo to Y/N curiously: Y/N: Is that..? *points to the background of the photo* Y/N and Sam, focusing on the background to see Dean and Cas fully making out: Sam: Sam, shrugging and resuming his research: Fork found in kitchen Y/N, puzzled: I didn't even bring them...

#supernatural #supernatural incorrect quotes #destiel #casdean #dean winchester x castiel #supernatural reader-insert #supernatural x reader #supernatural fanfiction #my incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes.devil

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apollosgiftofprophecy · 3 months

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Swarms & Swears, in a nutshell

Athena, inwardly: I am merely going along with Apollo's desire to change the border to reestablish and reaffirm his trust in me. Once this is taken care of, I will press him on rebellion.

Also Athena, upon seeing Apollo getting giddy over the border & his kids: Another day, perhaps. Another day.

#athena initially planning on springing rebellion on apollo only to backpedal because he looks so happy :')#my incorrect quotes #swarms & swears #athena #apollo #pjo apollo #pjo athena #the trials of apollo

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blaze5681 · 2 months

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Things Supergirl Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.3

Alex: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Kara: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Alex: Not when you’re playing with Brainy, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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J'onn: What’s your greatest weakness?

Brainy: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.

J'onn: Could you give an example?

Brainy: Yes, I could.

- Kara: Look, I know you think my judgement's a bit clouded because I like Lena a little bit.

Alex, holding Kara's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Kara: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Alex: My mistake.

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Lena: This bloodline ends with me.

Alex: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay.'

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Kara: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Nia: Do not do that.

Kara: You won't even notice!

Brainy, entering: You wanted to see me?

Kara: Nia's single

Nia:

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Kara: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Lena:

Kara: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Lena: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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#HEHEHE SUPERGIRL OBSESSION CAME BACK #supergirl #kara danvers #alex danvers #lena luthor #brainiac-5 #nia nal #supercorp #my incorrect quotes #mine #brainia #j'onn j'onzz #arrowverse #kara zor el #supergirl incorrect quotes

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xdeath-by-poisonx · 27 days

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Charlie, trying to be smooth: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"

Vaggie: "I didn't fall, I was technically already down here."

Charlie: "What?"

Vaggie: "What?"

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#this totally happened when they first started dating #you can't convince me otherwise 😂#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin vaggie #vaggie #hazbin chaggie #charlie x vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin incorrect quotes #my incorrect quotes

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elvencantation · 3 months

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Gurathin: hello

Murderbot, monotone: no

Gurathin: i’m sorry?

Murderbot: no hello. go away. i don’t like you

#isn’t that how the scene went #incorrect quotes #my incorrect quotes #murderbot incorrect quotes #murderbot diaries #murderbot #gurathin #incorrect murderbot #incorrect murderbot quotes

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7soulstars · 1 year

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My Incorrect Universe #91

Thranduil, cleaning his swords in his room: ah, I love this sword more than I love Thorin.

Me,sipping on tea next to him : Darling, you love anything more than Thorin.

Thranduil, in full adoration towards me: you're always so right meleth-nin I sure do like even the spiders more than that short stacked weasel.

--meanwhile in the Misty Mountains--

Thorin*sneezing continuously* : I sense someone talking shit about me

#my incorrect universe #damn thranduil really hates thorin #i'm here for it #my incorrect quotes #thranduil x reader #thranduil x you #lord of the rings x reader #lotr elves #lord of the rings #thorin durin #lotr incorrect quotes #the hobbit incorrect quotes #the hobbit imagine #the hobbit #hobbit x reader #mirkwood elves #mirkwood #silvian elves #rivendell elves

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stars-and-birds · 1 year

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Enid: So are we flirting right now? Wednesday: I AM LITERALLY HOLDING A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT Enid: That doesn’t answer my question

#wenclair #wednesday memes #eniday #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wednesday x enid #my incorrect quotes

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