good riddance live

Speaking of Zeus and Hera.. are we just going to ignore all the incest?

Do greek gods workout or do they just pop out fucking ripped?

I’ve came to the conclusion that the Greek Gods pop out ripped because Eye of the Tiger didn’t exist back then so people didn’t know how to make epic workout scenes.

Why stop now? I have so many questions. Like can gods get STDS? I mean, we all know that if they could, Zeus would be at the top of the list. @littlesilentrebel @hermesmyplatonicbeloved

Do greek gods workout or do they just pop out fucking ripped?

I’ve came to the conclusion that the Greek Gods pop out ripped because Eye of the Tiger didn’t exist back then so people didn’t know how to make epic workout scenes.

haven't posted here for a while haha anyways tiny solomon

as a treat for the defunctland guy we should all try to convince elon musk that he would be so so so good at designing roller coasters

After hearing about a really shitty TikToker, I just want to make it clear that my blog is a safe place for Jewish people. If you are Jewish, you are welcome in my space - no questions asked. I will not criticize or hate you for literally just existing, and I am SO fucking sorry that people make the world into such a dangerous place for you. Although it's not much, you are safe on my blog.

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And to those who are antisemitic in any way...

Fuck Off, you piece of shit.

That is your first and final warning.

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Just a reminder to anyone who will listen! There’s a huge cold front coming up in America right now and I want to remind everyone to NEVER use or rely on a gas stove to heat up your home. You will die. If your power goes out, the best thing you can do is cover your windows, or get to an area in your house with no windows, and bundle up to the best of your ability to conserve heat. I know generating heat with whatever you have sounds good in theory, but we lost a LOT of people to carbon monoxide poisoning in last years Texas Freeze because many relied on gas stoves and other propane heat sources. A lot of people went to bed and never woke up. Please be aware of the things you can’t see, like fumes from your generator, built up gas when starting a car in an enclosed space, and of course, the excess carbon monoxide that can be generated by leaving a gas stove on for too long.

For the love of gods

IF YOU WORSHIP GREEK GODS PLS REBLOG THIS I NEED TO FOLLOW MORE PEOPLE

Nominations for some NEW Tumblr Sexymen:

Gary King from 'The World's End'

Dream Of The Endless from 'The Sandman'

The Corinthian from 'The Sandman'

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man from real life

Quagsire from 'Pokémon'

Maurice Moss from 'The IT Crowd'

Konshu from 'Moon Knight'

Red Guy from 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared'

Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman from 'Drawfee'

Gojo Satoru from 'Jujutsu Kaisen'

Hawks from 'My Hero Academia'

Muzan Kibutsuji from 'Demon Slayer'

Ice Pick Joe from 'Goncharov'

Howard from the old british Halifax ads

The Entire Cast of 'What We Do In The Shadows'

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

Zagreus: You are ruining my chances of escaping the underworld!

Charon: Gguhhh…

Ik he isn’t but I just remembered the time where Zagreus asked Charon if he could take him on a ride out and Charon flat out said no

Do greek gods workout or do they just pop out fucking ripped?

I’ve came to the conclusion that the Greek Gods pop out ripped because Eye of the Tiger didn’t exist back then so people didn’t know how to make epic workout scenes.

Thetis after telling Achilles that she can’t see him inside the cave: